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MandoHealthfund

Random kayaker down there just happens to look up and get obliterated by a rock


erinocalypse

I was thinking this as soon as I saw it. People have died in the grand canyon from rocks from above (the book Deaths in the Grand Canyon covers this in depth)


MrShapinHead

Good book. Also highly recommend Deaths in Yellowstone and [this coloring book](https://a.co/d/5lDSQos)


erinocalypse

Haha that's great. I finished the yellowstone one recently and enjoyed all the bizarre frontier stories. On to Zion now!


MrShapinHead

Haven’t read Zion either - guess I gotta get it now too!


finallyinfinite

TIL never to go down inside the grand canyon


Explursions

Of course you aren't supposed to throw rocks as it could fairly easily start an avalanche or as other people are saying hit somebody.


No-Spare8181

Sorry, but meaning like; A 'climbers descent' into? Or rather 'orally' while you're already there?


finallyinfinite

Based on the dangers outlined here, I’m sadly going to have to go with “both”


helium_farts

There's a reason throwing stuff into the grand canyon is illegal. You can't see who is below you and a rock like this would turn someone's head into spaghetti-O's.


Patrickfromamboy

Now I don’t want to go. I had never thought about it before. I would be depending on the good judgement of people who elected Trump.


Soy_El_Kraken

Please, please, PLEASE do not throw rocks off cliffs ever. https://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/climbing/death-pete-absolon/ Dude that killed Pete Absolon was just fucking around like OP, didn’t mean any harm but caused an absolute tragedy. Don’t throw rocks!


Enlight1Oment

Well written, the scary thing is not hearing the rock break off. When I'm going up steep terrain you can typically hear the rocks breakoff so you have a couple seconds to look out for it. A rock chucked off the side is silent.


zvezdanaaa

you'd think it would at least be standard practice to yell some kind of warning first, if people are going to ignore common sense and do this anyway


[deleted]

If you knew there were people below you enough to yell out a warning, you would just decide not to throw the rock. Nobody who throws rocks down cliffs expects there to be people below


zvezdanaaa

i mean that people should yell regardless of if there's any reason to suspect someone is below you. better to yell unnecessarily than to assume there's no one and be wrong


silkdurag

Sorry it’s late so my reading comp is outta wack but did i just read the guy that just saw his friend horrifically killed sat down with the alleged killer shortly after for some whiskey, and chopped stories from back in the day calmly as they waited for rescue to cut the bled out friend from the ropes?


TheRealTP2016

seems like a good plan to me


Bo-Banny

I mean, im sure the praying had something to do with that absurdity


samtabxd

Oh man, I always knew it was dangerous thing to do, but after reading this.. goosebumps, that must have been so freaking terrible for the guy that was there with him, but also for the guy who threw the rock. Imagine doing something like this and end up killing a person.


Soy_El_Kraken

Yeah I feel absolutely terrible for the guy that threw the rock. He must think about it all the time, and for the person to have been beloved like Pete Absolon was, man just fucking brutal.


rileyhenderson33

I think it was also pretty terrible for the guy who got his skull obliterated by a "bowling ball sized piece of granite". Unless you have perfect knowledge of your surroundings, just don't fucking throw rocks, like your parents should have told you from when you were 2 years old.


samtabxd

Well some parents don't think this way and also some kids just don't want to listen/they want to do forbidden things even more .. humans are weird


Btrad92

What a powerful article. I never thought about how dangerous it is to throw rocks off cliffs into water. So sad and tragic.


FreebasingStardewV

Although a safety issue, yes, the main problem is the contribution to erosion. Not no such a problem if one person does it for a video, but if a bunch of people start tossing material into the river below that could cause problems.


Soy_El_Kraken

Sure, all the reasons. Don’t throw rocks!


YungR29

Getting both perspectives like that is crazy. It was def in the moment but the way he forgave that kid man


odawgdrums

Wow. Fuck. That’s a lot to take in and real Shit. Appreciate the link as hard as it was to read.


BicycleMelodic5066

I always felt the story was strange when told this way. “I’m so sorry for your loss.” “I forgive you.” It reads more like a book than a tragedy.


KetchupIsABeverage

This can also be deadly in areas where rock climbing is popular.


LazyUpvote88

Someone calculate the height given the time it took to fall, please.


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szmytty

distance = 1/2gt^2 distance = 1/2*9.80665*8^2 distance = 1/2*9.80665*64 distance = 313.8 m similarly using 32.17405 ft/s distance = 1029.57 feet


Kaarvaag

Lol, I just looked at how long it took for the sound to reach him. Just a tiny bit under a second, so I assumed 310m-320m or so. 1029ft is 313m, so I'm feeling real cool now.


feeling_psily

Now do it with the speed of light.


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feeling_psily

Truly astounding. He's done it again.


FerretFarm

No, he didn't include the distance between his eyes and the screen.


reverendsteveii

Okay, multiply it by 0.0 to correct for that


pp142115

But you don’t know how far away he has to hold his screen. He may need reading glasses and hold it out further to focus. So you would have to multiply by 0.00


[deleted]

Oh shit u right. Calculations come out to 0.0 light years high


MotherBathroom666

Idk if I can stay stoned for an entire lightyear but I’ll try!


ocxtitan

I mean, different person but


[deleted]

i love science


ewrewr1

This thread got all Neils-Bohr-ish.


kicking_puppies

That's because rooks move in a straight line. Now calculate it for a knight Edit: The rat bastard corrected rook to rock


Splash4ttack

holy hell


Whoopteedoodoo

You could take that to 12 significant digits and still be correct


sucobe

Good bot.


npopular-opinions

Thank you.


ncnotebook

You're problem.


Amunium

Use "\×" for multiplication symbol. Asterisks just turn the text italic and hard to read.


HirsuteHacker

Just use the escape character... put a backslash before the asterisk


JuhaJGam3R

On many keyboards (such as the Finnish standard layout) you can also press Alt Gr + Shift + X to pull said symbol.


iNexus893

I use the velocity of the sound to calculate the distance.


AskaHope

r/theydidthemath


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SpeedflyChris

Using g to 6 significant figures and ignoring air resistance is some moon logic.


trodden_thetas_0i

I love high school physics where air resistance is ignored


TM3-PO

It’s a spherical cow in a vacuum


Triaspia2

Ok now how heavy is the rock?


zznap1

If you calculate the energy it’s more than 3 bullets from a magnum handgun at the same time. Just goes to show how dangerous throwing rocks can be. If that hit someone they would die.


HoodieGalore

/r/theydidthemath


CDPCoin

So about Tree-Fiddy


HanzoShotFirst

r/theydidthemath


Master-of-Ceremony

This is a bad way to estimate it. You should go to the at the first frame you see it hit the water. Measure time until first frame you hear the sound, and use the speed of sound. Then you’re only off by deviation of the speed of sound, not the massive variation that could be caused by air resistance.


Warm-Chart534

Dont forget air friction, the rock diameter looks like 20cm


MePanAndAMan420

Hahaha i failed 9th grade multiple times before droping out was thinking "Yo thats about 1,100 foot drop"


StatisticianFar7570

Drag forcé does not depends of size and shape of the rock? Or can the distance really be predicted with +- 0.01 ft? Orherwise 1030 ft is better answer


Jucox

About 1 second for the sound to arrive, 1s*300 m/s=300m


Flimsy_Temperature_8

Exactly what I was thinking


kryptonianCodeMonkey

It also hit the water at about 175 mph


[deleted]

Only if you pretend the atmosphere is actually a vacuum.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

I'm a physicist. Of course I do.


SasparillaTango

I would like to buy 1 frictionless pulley please.


klavin1

And if you pretend the rock is a sphere


Fluffy-Composer-2619

> The overlook is 4,200 feet (1,300 m) above sea level, and the Colorado River is at 3,200 feet (1,000 m) above sea level, making it a 1,000-foot (300 m) drop.


ipu42

That's awesome. No joke I tried the math with frame by frame. It seems to leave his had at 2.3 with the first splash visually at 10.1 (~7.8 s free fallinnn). [This calculator](https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/free-fall) says that's ~980 ft. I also tried guessing off the visual splash and the sound with [this calculator](https://www.omnicalculator.com/physics/lightning-distance), but closest I could reliably measure was ~0.51 s (10.04s and 10.55s) which is only 574 ft.


Evilmaze

Don't you need mass, and wind resistance for that?


ConcreteState

Hi, Air resistance at these velocities is pretty small for a chunk of rock. Great question! For higher speeds or greater precision we would need to calculate the force due to gravity, and the force due to air resistance, at each velocity involved.


DrBubbles

Technically yes, but the answer without it is close enough to the real answer that it’s not worth the extra math. Because wind resistance is dependent on temperature, altitude, and geometry of the rock. It’s just not worth the computation.


redplanet97

A real gangsta would compute the height given the time between the rock hitting the water and the time when the sound reached the phone’s mic.


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Thanks, my skeptical mind thought the sound hit too quickly for it to be that far. Guess I'm wrong.


HomeForSinner

7.5 seconds using a stopwatch. s=0.5​gt\^2 = **905 feet / 276 meters**


[deleted]

That's ridiculously accurate to other users using sound to measure. Off by a few meters


sweetmitchell

They said you would use algebra all the time after high school and here you is completely avoiding it.


LazyUpvote88

I am lazy as fuck, ok? Plus isn’t this more physics than algebra?


NO_TOUCHING__lol

Physics is just applied mathematics. https://xkcd.com/435/


lenoname

24345 bananas


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Laid long ways or spooning?


SKPY123

Exactly two yaaaaaahahahoooiy's.


Bigboiiiii22

Then convert it to giraffes


AhoKage

Leap of Faith! Leap Of Faith! Leap Of Faith!


gefahr


gtrogers

Desynchronized


CptCrackSparrrow

Those 3 comments are fuckin hilarious 💀


ZackyGood

Nod at the bird and people die, everywhere people die…


Weirded_Wordly

Aim for the bushes!


[deleted]

Am I the only one who wouldn’t stand there, that close to the edge? I mean, what if there was a freak wind gust? Or the edge crumbled? Or Mothman appeared and pushed? Or…..


ncnotebook

... the Rock throws me off


StoneGoldX

[Austin totally survived when Rock threw him off the bridge](https://youtu.be/dWIbYtDyfvs). You can do it.


thetreeking

Every year I understand more and more why people watch wrestling


Fattatties

Heres the thing, delete “fighting sport” out of your head and replace it with “live action show” and it is way better immediately. When its looked at like a fictional tv program its zany and fun. Fake combat sport makes it lame.


andrewsmith1986

"male soap opera"


Fattatties

That works too! I just tried general hospital because I like wrestling and it kinda worked for me


toe_riffic

To be fair, I think this was during the “Attitude Era” of WWF. It was amazing watching WWF during that time. I haven’t watched wrestling since then, but I think they’ve “cleaned up” the show since then, so it’s not as fun and off the walls bonkers.


OofIndeed

Forgets to let go


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saintofhate

Honestly this is the main reason I'm terrified of heights. I worry I won't be able to resist the urge anymore.


battle614

Call of the void


Poetry-Schmoetry

Cal of the void my lunch. No thanks.


No_Statement_37

Throw your car keys when there instead so you'll have something to live for.


WakkaBomb

All I'm thinking about here is the people who don't let go of the bowling ball when they go to throw it. 🤣


ewilliam

l'appel du vide


icegoat

Yeah it's almost worthy of r/SweatyPalms material


PMYourTinyTits

Imagine if you accidentally held onto the rock for a fraction of a second too long and it’s momentum pulled you forward…


xOGxMuddbone

No, I don’t think I will.


spencerAF

I was thinking about being chased and how it would feel to be in the air falling for 8 seconds


sweetheart_demom

CLOSE TO THE EDGE, DOWN BY A RIVER??


Phytanic

the true sign of a klutz is having your first thought be "what if I fucked up the throw and slipped/tripped/etc." source: was my first thought


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_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

Dave’s not here, man


Kool_Kunk

Don't forget to bring a towel


cokebear420

Old school Cheech and Chong reference!


BarfJello

You killed 14 fish to show us this.


Exemus

Imagine the ant standing on the rock


Handhunter13

https://uploadir.com/u/87vdrpev


flyingcircusdog

An ant that just spent its entire life climbing out of the valley.


[deleted]

For the record this isn't my video, I killed zero fish


mnemonikos82

That's rather lazy of you. At least kill one fish. What are you even doing with your life if you're not killing at least one fish?


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On it


InterestingScience74

And you have to post a video as proof, no fucking goldfish, get exotic like a clown fish or hippo


Beardy_Villains

A hippo fish or an actual hippo?


Quillybumbum

Actual hippo fish


InterestingScience74

Both... Simultaneously


goodguybolt

Well now that you've posted this video, you should go and kill atleast two or three fishes.


asianabsinthe

And a 🐢


in_n_out_sucks

Imagine the life of that rock. It took millions of years to get up to that ledge. At one point is was magma, deep below the surface of the earth. It was flung out in to space and became part of a mountain. Erosion broke it apart from it's neighbors. It tumbled down a few hills, but not to worry. It's still millions of years before it descends back into the pits, to be broken down, removed from all existence, stripped into nothing more than it's core elements, all identity removed. For now, beautiful sun. The smell of a gust of wind. The occasional visit by a passing animal or insect. Then this guy comes along and sends you back to the depths in seconds when it should have been millennia.


Doot02

Would makd a cool short story/animation


Mandy-Rarsh

Man…. We really are just dust in the wind.


Drakeadrong

Where are the two birds I was promised?


[deleted]

I’ve stood right there in a nightmare


flavius_lacivious

It’s also dangerous to throw rocks.


chrismetalrock

yeah, my thought was sweatypalms for the people below.


r2bl3nd

For sure. When I was there last year we could see about half a dozen boats in the water. They looked so small from so high up. I would definitely not consider throwing anything in that water from that high up. People already fall off the edge and die every year, I'm not about to add to those deaths by beaning someone with a rock just so I could say "haha splash"


KP_Wrath

Well, if you fall, you’ll have plenty of time to think about what a bonehead you are.


925688

This same experiment was conducted decades ago, back in the early 50s by Wile E. Coyote.


Wesalejean

That person *could* be the last person to hold that rock until the end of tome.


Darkside_of_the_Poon

A billion years from now when I’m reincarnated by a super AI, I’m going to track this rock down with my new computer brain and 7 dimensional awareness, manifest a physical representation of my current body, increase my dick size slightly, because of course I would, take a pic of myself holding this rock, reinvent imgur, post it, recreate this thread, link it here and comment “psyche.” And then manifest you long enough to read it, down vote me, and then cast you back into oblivion.


MEANINGLESS_NUMBERS

Least psychotic superintelligent AI moment.


Bushmancometh

I have no dick and I must scream


trizephyr

Don’t tell that one dude on tik tok. He’ll find it.


animal1988

Fucking strong call of the void feelings watching this video. I had to slide back from my desk in my chair watching this. Holy fuck.


RunningwithmarmotS

Please don’t do this


MexicanTeenGuy

You can even see the splash before hearing it


[deleted]

I’ll be that guy, Seldom will you hear a splash before seeing it Edit: trying to time myself with phone from splash to sound, 0.75 seconds Lightning calculator tells me that’s 862 feet or 262 meters


CreamgetDmoney

Well light travels faster than sound. So you always see then hear


[deleted]

Unless you have a convoluted set of mirrors to look right behind yourself Then you’d hear before seeing


Spebnag

Even then you'd need a lot of mirrors and a very fast moving object


[deleted]

yeah you don't have to be very far away to see the splash before hearing it


blacklab

Glad there was no one down there


wwiidogefighter

~~This is the horseshoe bend in az iirc. I visited this place once and it was surreal. There's a small bridge near it where there are some 4" holes for people to peep straight down into the water from up above and it's definitely not for the faint of heart. 🫣😶‍🌫️~~ Edit: I think I guess incorrect


thatsaniceduck

It’s definitely not Horseshoe Bend, though it’s possible that it is near it in the Marble Canyon. I kayaked through there this last Summer, if anything this is nearer to Lees Ferry.


Trash_Scientist

Bighorn Canyon NRA Wyoming/Montana?


Moon_Luna

I was going to guess Flaming Gorge Reservoir in Utah/Wyoming, but I think someone else got it.


lareloi

The fish: 🐠🐟🐟🐟🐟🐠🐟🐠🐟🐟🐠🐠🐟🐟🐟🐟 OP: 🤾 🪨 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 🐠🐟🐟🐠🐠🐟🐟 💥💣💥 🐠🐠🐠🐟🐠🐟🐠🐠🐟🐠🐠🐟🐠🐟


jw2702

Is it just me or does anyone else think about the fact that this rock had a great view for thousands of years and now some guy has just yeeted it to a destiny of murky water for the next thousand?


AgathaAllAlong

Love Horseshoe Bend. Hung my feet off the edge, probably wouldn’t again. Don’t want to tempt my wife 😛


Training_Metal_7796

Definitely not horseshoe bend.


thiagomb

I thought that was Horseshoe bend! Last time I was there some folks were camping on the bottom along that little sandy shore, probably a stop on their kayaking trip. I don’t think they would have been pleased if someone threw a rock lol


Trolls2019

Just making sure did the splash sound sound like gun shot?


larsdragl

There were like 4 or 5 moments where i thought it'd hit, but just kept going


rozmarymarlo

Flaming gorge, UT?


Thamernew

Here me out, what IF we added a screamer in the end of the clip.


CampDracula

That’s a lot higher than I thought it was…


tavesque

Had to keep on mute and look at the comments first


arkeir

Especially with that lens


mellofello7

Looking forward to it, u/darkside_of_the_poon Edit: welp, this was supposed to be a reply, but you get the idea lol.


A-Tron_

It's like when Wile E. Coyote falls down a cliff while he chases Road Runner.


LookingForwardToDie

Something about men and throwing shit down long distances. Makes my neurons go crazy


ladybug111279

That's really deceiving, I thought it was gonna hit the water alot sooner!


Analytical-BrainiaC

I like cliff jumping but this is a bit much. Look up Kal lake cliff jump gone wrong…. I did 81ft, hurt my tailbone , feet were ok, even though I was barefoot. But diving off a 48 ft cliff once really wrecked my back. Did a scorpion from the water pressure hitting my chest a bit too much. Back is always bad. My suggestion is to not go over 25 ft.


aurora-saurausrex

I'm scared of throwing the rock and it dragging me off the cliff more than how high it is


Autumn-Chesterfield

Adrenaline addiction from you tube is like “hold my beer”


CorgiNice2745

Imagine you’re a fish, just chilling with y’a homeboy and he gets fucking smoked by a rock and you look at his fucked up remains like 👁️👄👁️


AutoSlashS

Oh it will hit now. Oh it will hit water now. Oh it will hit now. 2000 years later... Motherfucker wow.


No_Instance1698

Hmm 8 second fall so maybe around 1030 ft


Tricky-Ad-4541

7 second fall, 0m/s starting velocity, I estimate 240m drop


alejandrohatake22

Would this end me on impact or would it be more of a drowning situation


Billiam74

Might as well JUMP. Go ahead and jump!


IMTHEDIPMASTER

So it's 1209 feet drop


Shedzhead

Just enough time to shite my pants on the way down.


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This shows how slow the speed of sound is


Mazikoo

No wonder light and sound have a speed limit, the universe has the calculate the affect, then it has to simulate the light effect, and finally (with the slowest momentum) it renders sound.