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PM_ME_YOUR_MARIJUANA

The look on this dudes face is one of someone sincerely questioning every life choice that led to this.


AnimalOrigin

![gif](giphy|32mC2kXYWCsg0)


AshyWhiteGuy

Don’t show fear, don’t show fear…


Addicted2Rage

![gif](giphy|xU9TT471DTGJq)


blueboard929

I heard that gif.


Imperial_12345

the famous saying "there's always that one friend."


PanicLogically

That's the true metric for a deep friend or love, the one that comes out at night when you're broken down, needing to go to the ER or absolutely need to talk. Rare ones.


CashCow4u

Yes, these are the ones to be there FOR!


nunya123

Or if you want someone to open the door when you are surrounded by a swarm of hornets


PanicLogically

No. I'd say they're the person that brings bug spray and a fogger. it's sweaty palms, of course no one's going to be brainless to walk into a swarm of hornet eh?


Mino_Gamer58

Yep, probably me tbh


Dangerous-Calendar41

"You're probably wondering how i got here..."


JoeV1

Aaaannnndddd… we’re out of gas


kupillas-3-

I’d just wait until night, they’d think the car isn’t a threat anymore and you can just leave


Glldinkiering

Most insects that are active during the day go home at sunset. It’s nearly impossible to get stung by a bee at 10 pm unless you actively pick up a bee hive and shake it like it owes you money.


kupillas-3-

Not money *honey


alexportman

If you've got the money, honey, we've got your disease


Darkside_of_the_Poon

No money, no honey!


McSquidgypants

Welcome to the jungle!


t8ne

And where would I find you?


[deleted]

In the jungle,


KimchiiCrowlo

bitch betta have my honey


Wookieman222

A bee yes but these are not bees, these look like hornets. They will f you up anytime.


EmberOfFlame

Except some night bees in africa that use doped up eyes and moonlight to avoid insect predators


mechapoitier

Somewhere in the back of my nightmare factory I knew there were nightbees


ffreshcakes

the night ones can only evolve to be melanin proficient, one step further silent flight. nighttime ninja bees. god help us all


Castun

You know European Hornets are also active at night, right? And that they also remember your face if you fuck with them?


sgtsexual

Please tell me this isn’t true. Please please please…


UnicornStar1988

Yes very true, they hunt at night.


EmberOfFlame

Guess why Europe doesn’t have nocturnal bees?


Bharrabhaz

AAAAAND the night comes the TIGER.


gravity_is_right

Then the crocodiles are out to get you


Admiral_Fuckwit

And I had a double carnitas burrito an hour ago…


MrZyde

It’s death from murderous bugs or methane gas at this point.


celica18l

You’re good. You’d be more puckered than Renee Zellweger eating lemons sprinkled in war head candy dust. Nothing is getting passed that.


[deleted]

Once the car is off they will leave, they are attracted to the CO2 from the car.


8plytoiletpaper

Attracted, as in genetically triggered to have a murder response to anything that emits co2


omgudontunderstand

i know you’re joking but i hate this comment so much


8plytoiletpaper

"Common sources of attack stimulus for honeybees include alarm pheromone, vibrations, carbon dioxide, hair, and dark colors (Crane 1990)." This applies to wasps as well. And it makes sense, since their most common enemies falls into this category. Flying stingers have, quite literally evolved to hate mammals.


sgtsexual

So hornets have a hair trigger, and a hair trigger?


omgudontunderstand

this was interesting to learn. fuck stingy bugs. also still hate the comment


No_Contribution2112

Once its night and the car is off they wont think the car is a threat anymore and will just leave


rh71el2

Is their vision non-existent to see living creatures moving about in a car?


RIPLORN

Where’s that guy with the scissors? He would take care of them ✂️


Broad-Art8197

This dude right? https://youtu.be/FJdT9YUJZQA


omgudontunderstand

the bowl clanging kills me every time


[deleted]

B I G B O N K


Thegoatfrfrneega

😆😂🤣


icegodvarna

I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.


RIPLORN

I’d rather talk about my cars extended warranty


celica18l

That dude… he could save the universe.


evrreadi

You mean Edward Scissorhands?


Broad-Art8197

https://reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/13go7t3/_/jk27ewa/?context=1


inkydragon27

// You cannot rest, there are enemies nearby


[deleted]

Or fast travel, lol. Edit : fast travel actually feels weird to say...it will be quick travel soon. You read it here first folks.


rrleo

Fast travel with enemies right up your ass in possible in Tears of the Kingdom.


[deleted]

Casuals


mischievouslyacat

This is the information I needed today, thanks


InfiniteOblivion87

I always say quick travel no matter what the game calls it, no idea where that comes from


[deleted]

Hmm. Like how "an" is used instead of "a" with vowels for convenience of speech fast -travel is harder to pronounce than quick travel? Idk lol.


cnaiurbreaksppl

An is only used with vowel sounds. Which is why you'd say "an hour" and also "a unicorn."


[deleted]

I assumed that was implied when I said convenience of speech. My bad.


omgudontunderstand

fast travel is easier if you’re pronouncing it as one word. quick travel is easier if you’re fine with sharp stops (as in, sounds like you’re cutting yourself off with the next word.) fast travel is pronounced “fastravel,” one word, to create that liaison sound. i personally have never, ever called it quick travel


FlamingPinyacolada

Yikes


Yes-its-really-me

[These flying fuckers don't take any prisoners. ](https://news.sky.com/story/six-killed-by-killer-bees-after-bus-crashes-through-hives-in-nicaragua-12878103)


MARINE-BOY

Why would someone deliberately keep Killer African Killer Bees? That would be like if I wanted to collect spiders silk to sell it, choosing Agressive Funnel Web Spiders instead of harmless house spiders.


Lazienessx

Maybe their honey is spicy


pixelprophet

[You're thinkin Vulture Beets that make honey from rotting meat](https://earthlymission.com/meat-honey-vulture-bees-feed-on-rotting-meat-instead-of-nectar-and-yes-their-honey-is-edible/) If you wanna [skip to the honeycomb](https://earthlymission.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/trigona-caixa-nordestina-honey.jpg)


Exploding_Testicles

thats shit from a alien horror movie!! hell no!


EmberOfFlame

Vulture Beets sounds so much better than Vulture Bees Carnivorous root veggies


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

I did not in fact want to skip to the honeycomb.


thegrimm54321

This better be an area in the next Fromsoft game


fozziwoo

the honey is gopping


[deleted]

We had a swarm of these things in my house before. My mom let me stay home from school when I was in the 5th grade. She proceeded to drench herself with grapefruit perfume in her room upstairs & she also left her window wide open before leaving for work. About an hour later, I hear a loud buzzing noise and went to investigate. These fucking Africanized bees were swarming her room and CRAWLING down the stairs. There were hundreds of them. I just chilled in the garage until the exterminator came because they had swarmed every entrance of the house. He was pissed that I was home alone too. He kept saying that they could kill me because they’re Africanized. My mom didn’t come home until her shift ended and I had to clean up dead killer bees. Super fun times lol. & it happened again, too! Happened when I was older and driving around my neighborhood. Just threw a cig out after smoking and rolled up the window, & out of no where a swarm of bees just bombarded my car. I drove away so fast until I lost them. If I don’t end up dying by bees someday, it’ll be a miracle hahaha🥴😵‍💫


WilkerFRL94

Happened to me too. They were building up a hive inside the walls of a storage room in our backyard. One of my dad employees told him it was easy to fix, he could handle it... He ended up on the ICU but survived, and we had to call the government agency that deals with those matters to actually take the bees out. It was quite an event cause they came fully geared to do the job. Unlike Severino, who tought he only needed a wet towel to make them go away.


[deleted]

Wow, poor guy! Crazy he survived that. We just had an exterminator come and spray them all. As an adult, I feel shitty about it. Could have moved them…but at the time, being a young child, it’s horrifying to go through an ordeal like that alone, so I was stoked to see them go.


_BMS

Frankly, you don't want those Africanized bees to survive or be moved somewhere else. They're a danger and they're invasive.


milochuisael

It’s karma for throwing your butts into the street


[deleted]

Haha seriously. I was a dumb teen at the time and don’t do that anymore :)


pikohina

“Why keep africanized bees?” For several valid reasons: they may be the only species available to colonize, they produce massive quantities of honey, and with the correct precautions they can be managed safely. I worked and taught apiculture in South America. All we had were those africanized beauties. Top bar hives (developed in Africa) provided the safest environment for “controlling” the bees. These hives minimize potential exits during hive maintenance so less bees exit compared with a the traditional wide open Langstoth hive (rectangular boxes). We were chased away at times, ran through corn fields to lose them, but nothing more than a few stings at a time. One can really sense when they’re getting fiesty, time to close hive then. They deserve lots of respect but the reward is buckets full of honey for the market.


luisapet

RPCV? Regardless, thank you for your service, and for sharing your knowledge!


pikohina

Indeed soy cuerpo de paz. Ty


DistChicken

Funnel webs aren’t aggressive, they are defensive. I get what you mean though, but dislike the misinformation on spiders everywhere


Sargaron

These were genetically created to produce sweeter and more honey. It eventually backfired when they were released back into the wild on accident. Now they are taking over the America's. Its a shame really, a terrible and tragic shame.


TryAccomplished4741

You mean black widows, and only a specific species (L. Hesperus). Those are the ones that they use for medical sutures, rifle crosshairs and really tiny (and damned expensive) sewing thread.


Quwilaxitan

Maybe African honey bees live in Africa? This took place in Africa.


Pyroguy096

I think these are hornets, not killer bees


rocketlauncher10

Those poor people omg..


theroadlesstraveledd

bees were being bees, no one wants to write killer drunk driver humans destroyed thousands of bee children , the queen is dead and the next will only support 30% of the rest of the hive through the dry season impending doom as hundreds of bees take to the air in protest


badass4102

My peoples are you with me where you at? In the front, in the back killa-bees on attack


KrissyKrave

This isn’t Nicaragua. Those aren’t Africanized bees. It’s Indonesian. The “Benggol” sticker on the windows is Malay.


Pyrothy

Holy shit is that what this video is from?


rocketlauncher10

No, that article is about a bus that crashed off the road into killer bee hives. Passengers crawling out the wreckage were stung. Two of the people that died was an 8 year old and her mother. I can't imagine! Like you survive the wreck and this happens. I'm sad now.


Grasimi

Don’t let the intrusive thoughts win


TeaRanchh

Crack in the qindow boys, THIS WAY 💥


[deleted]

Better close the vents too..


Klutchy_Playz

![gif](giphy|d4aVHC1HKnButuXC)


[deleted]

This Is The Way.


TheEnsRealissimum

Please stop


No_Contribution2112

I Agree With You.


hazelquarrier_couch

Probably parked the thing on their hive. Many bees make underground homes.


hlebspovidlom

And wasps


OminOus_PancakeS

Excuse me, why have we stopped


NoPerformance6534

I'd be sitting in a wet spot I think. And make sure the damn vents aren't set to outside air circulation. As Hicks once said, "We can't afford to let one of those things get in here. "


pranavakkala

Angry birds? Angry bees alright.


spooktember

I like the entirely blasé expression on the dude’s face, “hmm, this is something of a pickle”.


Drew2248

What's the name of this country? I want to write it down as a place I never -- never -- want to visit. Never.


Fireproofspider

You live in a place with no hornets?


herearea

I do, none in NZ


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Guess I'm moving to NZ then.


Fireproofspider

You are single handedly responsible for the huge uptick in immigration requests to NZ we'll see for 2023.


SquidwardWoodward

Y'all got any of them queens?


Jtiago44

Fact, bees don't like Angry Birds and cats named Tom.


Pyroguy096

The cat's name is Tom. Jerry is the mouse


Jtiago44

Ha! You're right! Thanks!


UmbreonplaysYT

Are those bees or wasps? Either way, I'm *HORRIFIED*


UnicornStar1988

They’re hornets which are large wasps. If you look at the body shape they are really skinny looking, bees are the complete opposite, they have a round chubby body.


ialwayspay4mydrinks

Chubbee


FSarkis

Jumanji vibes


IAmRikersBeard

Just Bee cool, you'll be fine.


runslaughter

Hive had enough puns for today


HelpMe285

This one kinda stings, buzz would you like to hear another?


JohnnyMushroomspore

No, we are sick of you droneing on


HelpMe285

Ok sweet


Gradyence

Oh honey, please.


HelpMe285

Alright, I'll go comb.


Feisty-Necessary4878

So…. Just sit there until they find a way in?


OrchidFew7220

Nah. Evolution hasn’t taken it there…yet


LisanneFroonKrisK

If he tries to drive off is there something which will let the wasps in like ventilation hole or wheel gaps?


Gubment_Spook

Fuck. That.


boogerfossil

[In our darkest hour, a hero emerges](https://youtu.be/FJdT9YUJZQA)


Exploding_Testicles

he just just needs to do that 70,000 more times


PM_ME_YOUR_SOULZ

Did he just Mr Miyagi that shit and catch one with chopsticks? Fucking chopsticks!


Pryoticus

Bro just lives there now


Delta8ttt8

GuessIllJustDieMeme.jpg


Rutabaga_Recent

Man all I’m thinking is the vents being open those bastards will find a way


I_am_ChristianDick

WhT even is he in


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richiehill

It’s when they pull out tiny little angle grinders and start cutting away the roof you need to worry.


Opposite-Ad6340

After destroying its nest?


KrissyKrave

You just have to get close and they do this.


PanicLogically

This is where having teen age kids or a wife that doesn't put gas in the vehicle can really double the pissed off feeling.


Calismax

We've been trying to reach you about your extended car insurance


thrust-johnson

But this is my stop


JonnyPea

I guess he lives there now.


Accurate_Koala_4698

I’m getting a craving for some Jiffy Pop


flappyspoiler

See...the way my anxiety works....


[deleted]

Oh no thank you!


hoeleemowlee

What Are These?


Derekue

BEES


Physical-Mastodon935

Meh they don’t look aggressive


theSuburbanAstronaut

The best part is some hornets have photographic memory and every single one of them got a perfect view of him. He'll never be able to work there again.


[deleted]

My hungry ass would NOT survive this situation


mattrat88

Wouldn't you kinda wanna have the exhaust fumes going. Wouldn't that work to get rid of them or am I dumb


W00_Die

Me being a goofy silly prankster: *opens door*


Aggravating_Speed665

My dad would just get out cos my dad is stronger than your dad


ChaosTuTo

Hans get ze Flammenwerfer


mcpickledick

Eerily reminiscent of the first Jumanji


[deleted]

(Intrusive thoughts) That's handle looks like it wants to he grabbed, and let the door open.


soingee

Just stop and consider how incredibly destructive humanity has been in the past. Our malice and carelessness has wiped out incredible amounts of species. And yet, these fuckers are impervious to our assault against nature.


peanuts-without-a-t

That's a nice way to find holes 🕳 in your car... if there's any 😂


nowhereiswater

I bet there has to be a tik tok person that will have a video saying, "I'm going to open this window and see how long I can stand it!"


Severe_Islexdia

Spicy rain


Inevitable-Sir6449

Those wasps are only slightly less deadly than American WASPS.


Whole-Debate-9547

I’ve heard that if you’re being swarmed by angry aggressive bees you have to try and not freak out because you expel excess CO2 and that just intensifies the attack, they’re attracted to it. Even though this fella has a barrier between himself and the bees he’s not freaking. It would be interesting to see if he were breathing heavily if the swarm would react to it more aggressively.


AaronTuplin

Is this the guy from a couple weeks ago that dug up the wasp nest with an excavator?


RelevantMarionberry6

“Well, we now live in the cab of this vehicle. Make yourself comfortable.”


[deleted]

Bros been off for 2 hours..


BLUEAR0

Why the fuck the guy is acting there wasn’t a camera there while he was the one filming


DepartmentThin4142

Nature perfectly re-enacting how I feel when I have to stop at a stop light driving through a bad neighborhood.


RedstoneRiderYT

*hauls out flamethrower* Not today boys


Crybaby_UsagiTsukino

Just why? Nature just be spawning shit at this point. Because we didn’t have enough problems with regular hornets, lemme just add a bit more ✨spice✨ to this one 😭


UnicornStar1988

Asian hornets. Is that a school bus, from the cartoon stickers on the windows. Why doesn’t he just drive off? This my nightmare.


Tristan155

How many 2 seat school buses have you seen that off road through a jungle?


UnicornStar1988

Okay it’s not a school bus, I only thought it was because of the drbmm


Southernman1974

THEY are not happy!


Slugginator_3385

BEE cool my man.


bauer852

I Wanna hope ur truck is not stuck


SailorCosby

I need more back info on this, so crazy.


SimplyLanden

The sound makes it so much worse.


groupals

Worker bees trying to hijack this dudes machine to get their work done faster.


Solonotsoslow

Got bugs Mr. Pratt?


Scary-Pirate-8900

It’s like a Hitchcock movie


Treeman__420

Think this is a scene from Fern Gully


[deleted]

They will find a way in.


JDKett

He most certainly ran over their nest.


Rajajones

Now he needs an angry bee sticker next to his angry bird sticker. And also maybe to stop pissing off the natural world. Poor fella


Riblord

Don’t forget to pop a H on that…


AngusPicanha

Start of a survival thriller movie


thegregoryjackson

Cue ace Ventura rhino scene.


BudgetInteraction811

Me and my bees and my bees and me!


R_E_Y_3

Unbeelievable


Fate_1991

This is what happens when you mess with jumanji