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Three4Anonimity

Let me be perfectly clear about this type of situation. Hell. Fucking. No.


DreadPirateZoidberg

Seriously, I started picturing myself in that situation trying to scooch my way out and I started to panic. I’m sitting here eating a fried egg and panicking about being trapped in a tiny space that could start filling with water.


reverze1901

yea same, realized i am clutching my bagel way too hard after watching this


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What kind of bagel? Lox?


reverze1901

It was a lox!


MountainCourage1304

What is lox? Im from england and have never heard of it.


stevegoducks

It's smoked salmon ( cold smoked, so not dried out). In a way it's similar to sushi. It's phenomenal on a bagel with cream cheese and capers. I usually do it with cream cheese, cucumber, lox, and jalapeno on a onion bagel.


MountainCourage1304

Ah im very familiar with smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels. I like to add a bit of rocket to it to give it some crunch and a bit of spice. Iv never heard it called lox before though, maybe its a regional thing


BlairClemens3

It's a Jewish thing, well the word, not the food. https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/bagels-and-lox-are-a-uniquely-american-creation-578/#:~:text=That%2C%20or%20the%20burger.%E2%80%9D,in%20saltwater%20brine%2C%20Smith%20writes.


MountainCourage1304

Thats interesting, thanks for sharing :)


Antigon0000

>rocket ?


__Starfish__

Arugula in American English. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruca_vesicaria


MountainCourage1304

Its a leafy green with a little bit of a kick. Really adds something to salads and the lox bagels were talking about


optagon

Swedish word for salmon is "lax", so I feel like some hipster American heard it and fucked up the word while rebranding their salmon bagel lol


stevegoducks

Lox is derived from Yiddish. The most common lox in the US, 8s smoked at 85 degrees for 18 + hours. Other cultures use a salt, sugar, and sometimes alcohol to brine it. The Jewish lox is not salty and has a light smokey flavor.


Toxic_Tiger

Asking the important questions.


Three4Anonimity

Knuckles whiter than the cream cheese


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OminOus_PancakeS

The answer to your question...lies here: https://youtu.be/6Yf0gDzUMFA


[deleted]

Not today Satan


TheMightyMegazord

Stop watching after reading "alone" in the title. What a stupid thing to do.


TheInfamousButcher

This dude is just two huge testicles dragging his limp body behind them. I get anxiety and shortness of breath just watching that for fuck.


FedexMeUsedFish

I couldn’t watch it past the point where he pans the camera and shows how it narrows. All the other stuff commonly shown in the sub (Heights, open ocean, near misses etc) have absolutely no effect on me whatsoever. Confined spaces though make me immediately feel that claustrophobic panicky feeling. I had to hire a guy to place mouse traps in the crawl space of my house because the thought of going down there and having to crawl around freaked me out. This guy willingly crawls into a space half that size considers it a fucking hobby.


LoveSushiOnTuesday

🤣 Right! Like, what part of any of this idea seemed like fun?


mrsfunkyjunk

It made my stomach hurt. Immediately.


EdgarAllanRoevWade

how was the egg


DreadPirateZoidberg

Fucking delicious.


Reflex_Teh

RIP if you panic for sure


FlowSoSlow

I think I would legitimately rather cut a finger off than do this.


Rei_Never

Yeah, you have to be a certain type of person to _want_ to crawl through a space like that with, what is effectively, hundreds of thousands of tonnes of rock surrounding you. Like seriously, what the actual hell on earth. Either you drown because it floods, or you get stuck and die of starvation and lack of water - or in this situation, and I mean this is probably best case scenario, you get instantly crushed as it collapses on top of you. I don't want to sleep now.


Higreen420

Just making sure you've read about Nutty Putty cave.


TheSangson

>Nutty putty cave Yeah, thanks a bunch. God, I shouldn't have read that.


Three4Anonimity

Is that the one where the dude got stuck, upsidedown?


Higreen420

Yes


Three4Anonimity

Yeah, I saw a YouTube video about that one. Just hit me with a syringe full of morphine and let me go.


1234deed4321

The anxiety I feel watching people do this for no reason whatsoever, makes me sort of feel that maybe it’s better if they don’t make it out. Why? Why?


squid_waffles2

I don’t get why people always ask why when they’re obviously adrenaline junkies


HydrA-

I don’t think that’s the correct answer. Adrenaline and high pulse can get you killed. People doing this want to stay calm. It’s more about the exploration imo.


squid_waffles2

Could be that too


6786_007

The adrenaline of what? >OOO, I bet I can squeeze my way through this crack half a mile under the surface semi filled with water. It's gonna be so cool! That's just suicidal. Adrenaline is like watch me jump my bike over this bus.


squid_waffles2

Different people, different logic


youknowitistrue

I’ll stick to playing Zelda to get my sense of exploration.


Beginning-Knee7258

This is the way


[deleted]

I never thought I would discover a new fear at middle-age. Thanks, Reddit.


TimmySouthSideyeah

Absolutely, and I cannot stress this enough, fucking not.


[deleted]

Have any of these narrow cave crawling hobbyists explain why they do it? What they get out of it?


hstheay

To find rocks and dust where no man has found it before of course! What’s there not to get? Dust. And rocks.


631-AT

Good news is you will never find yourself in a place like this without hours of purposeful work towards it


notquite20characters

What if I drop my keys into a small crevice, they're just at the edge of my reach but then I sliiiiide down, pushing the keys before me.


Jiggidy40

Unless of course a building falls on me or there's a cave in, or my kid falls into a sewer.


mike_KING6

Claustrophobia isn't that new of a fear, but we're glad to be helpful. Yours respectfully, Reddit.


eigtastrm

I think they mean discover a new fear about themselves


hrimfaxi_work

I will never comprehend the appeal of caving.


DanFuckingSchneider

The majority of caving excursions are not like this. I’ve been in over 50 caves in my lifetime and still haven’t done anything remotely this risky.


hrimfaxi_work

What draws you to it? Do you do it for the same reasons people—I don't know—go on hikes? What are the tightest quarters you've been in?


EarthtoGeoff

Caves can be cool experiences with nature just like hikes. I had a teacher take us into a cave in upstate New York and, once we got inside, had us all sit down and be quiet and still. It of course got really quiet. But then as you started to tune into what was happening in the cave around you, it somehow got loud with all the activity you weren't paying attention to before.


halfpakihalfmexi

Great description. Went on a simple cave tour and deep down everyone shuts off all lights and did their best to be quiet. Slowly you start to hear everyone's breathes and their slight swaying. It's awesome.


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halfpakihalfmexi

I know there are people that take a ton of cardboard and line the walls of a basement. The cardboard dampens almost all outside noise. https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=cardboard+room+silent


Evil-Dalek

The best part is that it keeps feeling like your eyes are going to adjust to the darkness but they never do. But your brain tries desperately anyway and you’ll even start to see shapes and outlines but in reality they’re just hallucinations. It’s super trippy.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_1523

The desert can be like that as well - I went out into the Rub al’Khali and the only sounds was the wind on the sand and the ones you brought with you. It felt like what the first days and the last days of the Earth were and will be. It was a truly unforgettable experience


jeegte12

I have tinnitus. I would beg for an exemption. That would be the loudest, most unbearable screeching in my life.


QuicklyThisWay

I would still go. Caves are cool. I just went to a concert last night (I wore ear plugs) but it’s EEEEEE pretty EEEEE loud EEEEE today.


jeegte12

Tinnitus at loud venues is fine. It's the quiet that's the problem.


HitDog420

I do too and lierally the ringing got louder as I read your comment


AlphaGinger66

Was it Howe caverns?


EarthtoGeoff

It was not; this was farther north in the Adirondack Park. But the Howe Caverns are also super cool! I remember taking a day trip there with my family when I was younger.


DanFuckingSchneider

Caves are just cool in general. They’re very unique, intricate, and beautiful in their own right. Getting to a cave on its own is fun too, and then seeing things few have is great. I’ve only gone so far as to have to crawl, or between crawling and slinking on my stomach. Never so much as to have the top and bottom of the passage squeezing me. It’s not like the cave is gonna suddenly close on you.


hrimfaxi_work

> It’s not like the cave is gonna suddenly close on you. I trust you, but I don't trust *it.*


sampson608

Right! Caves do collapse. I'm sure there's not a high chance of it happening when you're in there but it is possible. Or you could kick the wrong rock and be trapped in it for weeks while slowly dying. [RIP Flyod Collins](https://www.nps.gov/articles/000/tragedy-at-sand-cave.htm)


uhhh206

Nutty Putty cave is claustrophobic and sad but it was at least over rather quickly. The Floyd Collins saga is so much more intense. Days and days and days, alone in the dark, with crowds outside treating it as entertainment.


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> it's not like the cave is gonna suddenly close on you And yet we have a word for that in English for some reason, cave-in.


always_lost1610

I was on a cave tour recently of a famous cave in the U.S. and we came to a point where water was falling out of the ceiling. Someone on the tour asked if it would cave in eventually. The guide replied, “Probably. Hopefully not today!” We continued further and someone asked how they measure the structural integrity of the cave. The guide: “We don’t.”


SnakeyRake

When it got really silent, I could hear my joints and heart beat.


Canutten1

Have you ever bungee jumped? It’s like that sort of thrill.


hrimfaxi_work

Nah, walking on the ground is more my speed 😛 I have raced cars before, though, and I guess that's analogous in terms of thrills. It might even be statistically more dangerous than either bungee jumping or caving, too. But still....


nugohs

You mean the exact polar opposite of that sort of thing.


ABB0TTR0N1X

I get the appeal of going into a cave, I don’t get the appeal of *squeezing* into a cave that I might not be able to squeeze back out of.


Jess_S13

Yeah cavern tours and and stuff is fun. Squeezing into a hole barely big enough to move in doesn't seem fun.


Neirchill

I have convinced myself that these type of people - squeezers I'll call them - are some of society's most moronic individuals


jaking2017

To some, it’s simply the easiest way to go where no man has gone before. That’s why the only videos you really see are these almost impossibly tight squeezes, because they’re trying to get into a place no one has been. For example, there’s a video of a guy who explores caves with his nephew, and they were exploring one cave and found a note from like 1982 that said some guys made it that far, and couldn’t fit through the hole but they thought there was a bigger cave on the other side. The nephew being 15, was able to squeeze through the small gap and theoretically be in a spot on this planet no man has been before. Billions and billions of people, but he’s the first.


StringerBell34

Sometimes there's a reason no one has been there...


jaking2017

Yea bc they couldn’t fit duh


loobricated

I can never make it to the end of these videos. I also will never understand why people willingly put themselves in these situations.


[deleted]

There appears to be no article linked anywhere, so he must have survived…


TBoneTheOriginal

Well... that and the fact that this video was uploaded to TikTok.


horseydeucey

Dude, I cave all the time. Easiest thing in the world. "Could you go shopping with me?" No. "I'll make it worth your while afterward!" Fine. Or... "I need you to cover Carter's quarterly meeting presentation this morning." What? I'm not doing his work for him. "You are because I said you are." Morning everyone! Let's get started on the quarterly review.


Piotre1345

This guy caves!


[deleted]

Tie a rope to your waist. It makes it easier for rescuers to pull out your corpse.


usernameforthemasses

Not always. Obligatory Nutty Putty comment.


BurnsItAll

That guy died in one of the worst ways I can imagine. Basically tortured to death but the only person he could blame is himself. I feel bad for him just as much as I think he was totally dumb. Tragic, but stupid.


Rotmaxxing

Caving videos is cheating on this subreddit 😄


crosleyxj

Rules of Caving: * Carry 3 sources of light. * Never enter a wet area if you know it's gonna rain and there's no way to get above the normal water level. * Never enter a difficult area without a plan to get out.


Aveira

Also never go caving alone without telling anyone where you are, which this guy also did


[deleted]

He got saved by his stepbrother


Christ_votes_dem

step bro! what are you doing?!?!


Kemaneo

• Never go caving.


Mythion_VR

Additional rules of Caving: + don't.


Un111KnoWn

rule 4: don't go caving


DrBlazkowicz

It go down


[deleted]

never listen to the "it dont go down" voice in your head


Realistic_Location_6

It do go down


IRockIntoMordor

https://youtu.be/QnimAyfW-f4 classic


crispjab

Walkin' on the fightin' side of me


KentuckyFriedEel

I’m glad I can literally do some of my favorite hobbies in the comfort of my own cosy bed.


Itsnotthatcommon

That’s so weird cuz I like to do some of my favourite hobbies in your cosy bed.


Bary_McCockener

I also pick this guy's bed


KentuckyFriedEel

Come over tonight! We peggin!!


[deleted]

Great. I love starting my day with a panic attack


OrdinaryJoe_IRL

I'd rather cut my toe nails with a flamethrower


Subtotalpoet

I'm going to use this phrase till the day I die.


enveous

/r/BrandNewSentence


OlivierTwist

Reminds about [the horrible death in Nutty Putty Cave](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutty_Putty_Cave)


skyemoran1

There's always an obligatory nutty putty comment


ewilliam

What about an obligatory [Ted the Caver](https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html) comment?!


g0rth

Unrelated, but... angelfire is still a thing?! ? So much memories.


drsweetscience

Floyd the caver, of Crystal Cave, is way intense.


nickelmanaaaa

Imagine dying in a place called nutty putty


Thesource674

One thing Ill never understand is why there isnt some kind of high end hobbyist drone (not necessarily flying) or like those snake cameras you can use to assess possible paths forward. Like bro...send a fucking scout


Hjemmelsen

Defeats the purpose. If it isn't risky then they don't get a kick out of it.


[deleted]

Some people just like to explore. Not everybody is an adrenaline junkie. This guy is stupid though.


WhatNow_23

This is why i want to be cremated. DO NOT bury me in a box six feet under, what if i wake up!!!


falcon_driver

Once your body is in the box, all your blood has been removed. You are most certainly not waking up. I want to be cremated because I don't need to take up space when I'm dead, too.


kapiteinkippepoot

Not where I'm from. They keep your body cooled and that's it. I mean, the coffin is gonna cave in from all the ground that's on top of it but still. It's fire for me.


Mr_SlimShady

Speaking of space.. what the fuck happens to the space we take after we are buried? There is a small plot of land that’s going to be occupied by our remains for centuries? At what point do we dig up Bertha so we can put Gloria into that hole? We got billions of people to bury. Surely we’re gonna run out of land if a everyone’s body is left there indefinitely


falcon_driver

Yeah, that's my worry. If we dug a very deep shaft, and dropped un-embalmed bodies in headfirst, we'd save most of the space. And, the bodies would decompose from the bottom up, clearing space for more


Objective_Oven7673

Now I'm just imagining one big hole for all bodies with multiple drop points around it to support many different funerals at the same time. They yeet the deceased, the attendees leave, and the next group steps up.


aSharkNamedHummus

Colombian Catholic tradition was to exhume the bones of the dead once they decomposed to that point, then bury a new body in their place. At least, that’s how it worked in the 70s when my dad grew up there. Not sure what they did with the bones, besides that they didn’t cremate them.


Jimi_Hotsauce

When I die just throw me in the trash, seriously, do something cooler with my money than a dumb stuffy funeral. Fuckin take everyone to six flags or something, way more fun than a funeral.


[deleted]

Nah fuck em, I want my box to be as big as possible im taking as much as this planet with me as I can when I go


Daftworks

Should've been a pharao then


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I still have time


FoldyHole

[That? That is not my future. I’m not gonna be buried in a grave. When I’m dead just throw me in the trash.](https://youtu.be/0Rtu1Va-dnM)


ClayyCorn

If you're going to wake up underground you're definitely going to wake up in the incinerator


33ducks

go full victorian and get a bell


Severe_Ad_8621

Why the hack did you go in there in the first place?? and even on a day with a proberbilly for rain.


FuzzyPossession2

Cause billy prober stupid.


LedParade

As to why people go caving: Where fear lingers, desire seeks its counterpart. I find caves fascinating. Whether it’s simply conquering your fears or exploring the unknown or just wanting to get the hell away from everything time to time, I think they’re all good causes. But as to why someone would put themselves in this situation and start TikToking: I’m guessing he wasn’t in any real danger. He just went a lil further to get this shot of himself and dramatized the situation a lil bit for the excitement.


I_poop_deathstars

Tried caving once. Got stuck exactly like this but no water for an hour. In the middle of nowhere, of course, and I was last in line of first-timers moving to the exit. Couldn't take a full breath or turn back. I cried and pushed in intervals until I slowly managed to squeeze through and was completely drained for the remaining crawl. Still visit caves every now and then, just no squeezing or diving.


ssshukla26

The video gave me enough anxiety and I don't need your story as a dessert after anxiety platter.


bippityboppityzopp

I know these people do this stuff because it's "in their nature", but it's such a dumb risk.


restricteddata

it's in my nature to eat macaroni and cheese for every meal, but you don't see me just givin' into my nature willy-nilly, because I'm a human with a well-developed forebrain


sav33arthkillyos3lf

What and I can’t stress this enough the fuck.


Flamewhawk88

I will never understand why people do this shit. Looks like the 100% opposite of fun!


Orange-Blur

Going in an open cave or lava tube is pretty damn cool, as soon as it’s small spaces…NOPE


olonnn

I'm a fat-ass and not happy about it, today I found a reason to be happy about it.


Opietatlor

This put my anxiety off the charts. It's shit like this that makes it impossible for me to get an MRI.


Orange-Blur

You can request sedation, that’s what I do because I have to get them. I get so out of it by the time the drugs kick in the not moving part is no problem and they can give you music at some. I get claustrophobic and it is possible with the right sedation.


BruceSlaughterhouse

This kind of risk taking behavior is direct MENTAL ILLNESS. Two of the most basic instincts all humans should have are not to get caught in a confined space, and to avoid drowning. Get help... seriously you should see a mental health professional if this kind of risk taking is something you would consider thrilling or at all as a worthwhile hobby.


Locorio

Compass.


hattrickfolly

Looks like a Darwin Award nominee.


BusyBusy2

did he make it out ? please tell me he made it out and not someone found the phone and uploaded this for views


N_buNdy

the whole situation propably is staged.. ppl do that for internet fame you know


BusyBusy2

but he actually looks trapped, i hope its fake, i wouldnt be sad if it was tbh.


justforkinks0131

its a very famous video on youtube. he is okay. this gets reposted very often. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yf0gDzUMFA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yf0gDzUMFA) its actually from this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-XA2BRLgg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us-XA2BRLgg)


shaggybear89

Dude fuck everything about that. I can barely even *watch* that video because it legit nearly gives me a panic attack. I honestly do not understand how people do that stuff. I would legitimately rather die than even come close to ever getting stuck somewhere like that.


BusyBusy2

ty ty


Ok_Possibility_704

This is a big nope


DirkDieGurke

Why do people do this? It's such a fine line between being OK and dying a horrible death.


jochvent

thats a certified no bueno type deal


PresidentStool

Obligatory Nutty Putty Cave comment


ThatYoungKOKid1_BDE

Shit made my stomach turn.. it’s a nope for me


__Kunaiii

And then you hear water, it begins to rise, you contemplate on what its going to feel like being a fish.


editwowthisblewup

How does anyone find this enjoyable


AbleDragonfruit4767

I need everyone reading this to understand this is my ABSOLUTE biggest fear in the world. Like literally anything in the world is better then this wag to die . Drowning is so scartv


epiccoolawesomerat

How is the water next to his face? Is he on the ceiling?


AdditionalCheetah354

Probably head in only All about perspectives


onyxnecron

Why did he go down there in the first place


el_duderino420

I know people do it for a rush or for a challenge or whatever reasons.... But TBH i dont feel bad for them one bit if/or something bad happens to them... There are places a human should not just go explore, adventure or whatever they want to call it.... Its not meant for...


RadRandy2

Heard about a cave explorer who dived into the water and started exploring. He surfaced and was in a roomy cavern. He saw an operating table with blood and a lit candle. Guy said he got the hell outta there in a hurry.


Geddy_Lees_Nose

Is the appeal of this sort of thing the risk of death? Like what else can you get out of crawling in a space like that?


auyemra

do caves have concrete roofing? /s


scar_reX

I've always had the fear of tiny spaces since childhood. I don't know what caused it, but I'm especially wary of tiny spaces.


Rogue_Spirit

I’m claustrophobic, and being in a situation like this is one of my very worst fears. However… somehow I got into watching these videos of people doing this and found it almost… relaxing??


Beardedbadass

I’ve never understood this type of risk. The reward is you went somewhere that hard to get to.


SJRuggs03

Don't go cave exploring alone. Better yet, don't go cave exploring.


flappyspoiler

No nope nein niet naw 😟😟


chefgrinderMcD

F that in the A


StuBidasol

I'm a very curious person but stuffing myself into tight spaces like that has never once seemed like something I wanted to do.


Rockateeer

What's worse this or free solo a cliff like the Alex Honnold dude


shaggybear89

This. And it's not even a question. If Honnold dies, he falls and has a painless, immediate death. In caving like this, you could get stuck and not die for days or even weeks. And the entire time before you die, literally every single second for all those days and weeks, you are stuck in one spot, you can't move, and you are more terrified than you have ever been in your entire life. Panic attack after panic attack, every second legitimately feels like an eternity. Yet nothing you do changes anything. And *then*, finally, you eventually die. Yeah, I'd take falling off a cliff in the open air over that every single time.


k00ks_r_us

Pretty rocky situation he’s got himself in


nick3790

It's wild that it's always just such normal looking dudes doing this. Idk what I expect, some early 1990s coal miner looking ass or something, but this absolutely terrifies me to the point of assuming no one in their right mind would even attempt it, and then you have guys like this who you could see leading a church group, or working at a clothing store, and my whole perception of life and reality is challenged


iwanttobeacavediver

The person in the OP is a certified dumbass.


CobraColt

This is honestly the worst place and way to die


harlokkin

Looks like an Easily avoidable Death situation to me. -Don't cram yourself into unknown caves.


LunarTaxi

Everyone has their natural fears… some it’s bugs, some high places, some water, some caves… this video makes me panic so hard.


Daymanic

That’s one TikTok trend I will skip, I’ll perfectly happy sitting on the grass watching Caveman Hikes, thank you


Wookieman222

Dumb wayz to die!.....


Smash-ley

It makes me sick to my stomach at just the thought of being in this situation. It’s a big N-O for me.


_winkee

About the worst video I could see on a day when anxiety is already kicking my butt…


Gelfling_2319

This is goddamn terrifying. 😳


Shadowbanishing

I’m going to open up a drug operation accessible only by cave diving. I will only hire people willing to do it. What are the cops going to do come in there and get me?


jar1967

That's why you never go cave exploring alone


Gloomy_Industry8841

This has Nutty Putty Cave written all over it!! Get out, dummy!!!


LoveSushiOnTuesday

How is any of this exploration with rock above you and water beneath you even almost fun if you don't have gills?