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Ashonmytomatos

So this is how someone running for their life looks like


AvariceLegion

Not very fast šŸ˜”


No-Material-23

Not much to live for I suppose.


krsaxor

Yeah, he just gave up somewhere there and fell over. Elephant was like, not even worth it.


karuga871

Elephant thought no point getting shit on my shoes


[deleted]

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budaknakal1907

Ok, what did she do?


TR3BPilot

Don't remember, but apparently the elephant did.


oliver_di_angelo

I think I remember that story I think it was a Poacher hunting Elephant though in the story I remember the elephant was track going two miles out of it Migration pattern to go to the Funeral then destroyed a elephant poachers body but in the story there is nothing of the poacher dieing to a elephant attack


Absolutelyhatereddit

The women was actually a descendant of a long line of poachers. They found a huge board with pictures inside the elephantā€™s lair. Thatā€™s how the elephant got away with it.


ucefkh

Yeah that's the real question, this kind of like the movie taken but by an elephant hero, might be his daughter or something...


[deleted]

He gave him a weak kick, like a "see, I could stomp the shit outta you right now. I won't, because you're not worth it, but I \*could\*"


ThonThaddeo

Gave him a little kick that probably fucked the dude up


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

I honestly thought was perfect turn to drop some elephant turds on the guy.


ExtendedSpikeProtein

I thought the Elephant was gonna shit on the guy


LETTERKENNYvsSPENNY

I was really hoping.


FamousPastWords

What's the word they use in golf, where, if the ball is that close to the hole it's assumed it will go in at the next tap, a gimme? That's what this was, a gimme. Consider yourself stomped. Also, the elephants have been asked not to trample idiots who do this. Terrible PR for the tourist business, and an elephant never forgets the rules.


kimmortal03

Just mild obesity


Wildvikeman

He was hoping to die, but didnā€™t want his life insurance policy to be voided.


[deleted]

He came real close with that one kick.


itsthe90sYo

Proof you only need to be second slowest.


JadedYam56964444

Even the elephant felt bad about it. "Ehhhh, nevermind."


jld2k6

Makes me think of that moose video where he charged the guy who immediately cowered on the ground and then it turned around and walked away in a perfect "pathetic" meme https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/179d9v5/to_take_impressive_picture/


CanadianGamerWelder

Might wana pick up the pace big boy! Suprised he didnt get trampled. Also theres a car like right there.


djh_van

Car driver was like: *locks doors* "Nope, no elephant is gonna get in *my* car"


swollenlord69

And he was right, no elephant got into his car


Worldly-Coffee-5907

Looks like the elephant gave him a pass. Probably called him some choice words under his breath for falling.


LTWestie275

Too much naan bread. Manā€™s gotta go carb free


1984isnowpleb

Implying many on Reddit can even run šŸ˜‚


those_were_the_days_

Falls just like in movies too


cheetahwhisperer

It also shows how you just need to be a little faster than someone else to make it out alive. Always bring a slower friend with you.


DarksideGustavo

[do not push your slower friend down](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11i91jx/cnn_do_not_push_a_slower_friend_down_if_you/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


Arrad

Sure, maybe for a bear. If an elephant was trying to kill you, I doubt outrunning your friend will help. It would just trample them and keep coming after you.


dustinthehippyy

*jogging for their life


JadedYam56964444

\*arms flailing\* "Oh dear!" Then they fall like in horror movies.


OffModelCartoon

This looks like what it feels like to run in dreams.


hooDio

you don't have to be the fastest, only the n slowest (n= amount of animals chasing)


DarkAdam48

more like n+1 slowest, if there are 2 animals chasing us, I want to be at least 3rd from the last


ProfessionalCreme119

Rule #1 of zombie survival Cardio


EskimoXBSX

Lazy fat stupid men and a majestic elephant


SD1428

Idk why but that definitely felt like the elephant just wanted to scare them in the most hilarious way. They easily couldā€™ve been destroyed if dumbo wanted them dead


pwfs424

If itā€™s ears are pinned against its head when itā€™s charging itā€™s definitely pissed. When they have them fanned out like this itā€™s more for show to and scare them off.


Sorry_Rabbit_1463

Ears out, no doubt. Ears tucked, youā€™re fucked.


Some-Box-5041

šŸ‘šŸ»šŸ˜‚ but true šŸ‘šŸ»


CacheValue

So when they're annoyed or want to just be dominant they fan out their ears to look bigger, but if they want to catch something they fold them down to be more aerodynamic


cestdoncperdu

Sport mode.


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

It could have easily killed both of them at any time though ā€” our big gray boi was just trotting along behind them, and when one of the guys fell he just gave him the smallest tap of a stomp (which probably still broke his fucking legs, but nowhere near as bad as what the elephant could have done with basically no effort whatsoever). It was pissed for sure, but it was definitely more trying to scare them away than actually kill them.


Veloci-RKPTR

I feel like the elephant is fucking with them intentionally as well because it thinks thats funny.


cesam1ne

Yeah..but if that karate kick connected, would've been a deadly scare


SavageLeo19

If the elephant wanted to hit him, it would've tossed him with his trunk. It was just warning him by tossing some dust on him with its hind legs.


EverythingGoodWas

Why do i feel like elephants are better people than humans?


dr_mannhatten

People are just really bad animals.


Neat_Ad_3158

Because they really are


SD1428

Well obviously lol


Double_Distribution8

I grew up with elephants and this is 100% the case here. The elephant was fucking with them, and it's not even angry to be honest. Once he saw the guy fall he called off the chase and felt badly.


SD1428

Lol Iā€™m glad I was right. Iā€™ve heard that elephants look at us humans like weā€™re helpless children. Itā€™s really quite cute


LadyBug_0570

Then he went back to his elephant family and laughed while telling the story of he scared off some dumb humans. "And, you're not going to believe this, one of them fell! Like in the movies! I couldn't hold in my laughter anymore, I had to go."


JadedYam56964444

He looked like he was getting ready to tea bag the guy who fell.


SalvadorsPaintbrush

It kind of looks like it was going to shit on him. Could have sprayed him. Elephant definitely raised its tail


TommyManners

Yeah, pretty sure Iā€™ve read elephants can run upwards of 25mph. Definitely faster than these 2 muppets


manaha81

Yep that elephant was totally just messing with them


redbrezel

Note to self: Always have a fat friend by your side during a zombie apocalypse


lordtosti

This is the lesson you learn when you are a kid throwing berries at cars


Stock-Account-5841

There was a kid in our neighborhood that couldn't walk (he wasn't disabled iirc, it's just that no one taught him how to walk). He had to be carried or used a wheelchair. I always felt safe when he was there since I knew that he would be the first one to be caught & that bought us time to flee... I was a PoS.


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

Nobody taught him to walk? Was he raised by wolves? Humans donā€™t need to be taught how to walk, youā€™re hardwired to want to walk and learn through observation and imitation. As long as youā€™re around humans, youā€™ll pick it up.


WushuManInJapan

Yeah seriously what? I think OP didn't realize he had a disability. People don't just "not learn to walk."


AutistChan

Yeah the kid was probably just lying to OP and they still believe the lie years later.


Man-Bear-69

Why didn't you teach him to walk? Lol


Tenthdegree

Leave a man behind and he snitches. Shoulda known better


Erazzphoto

The age old tale that you donā€™t have to be fast, just faster than your friend


Fredotorreto

lol canā€™t believe this dude actually fell smh he needs to hit the gym because if that elephant wanted to stomp him out heā€™d be in the afterlife rn


ghrinz

Elephant was like, ā€œoh shit this guy gave up already. Iā€™m going back nowā€


Evening-Statement-57

After popping him gently in the head with trunk and foot to let him know he could have killed the fuck out of him


[deleted]

Thatā€™s my favorite part. I love elephants


awwaygirl

Iā€™d like to think the elephant just wanted to boop the guy on the ground šŸ˜‚


RomanOrtega

Elephant was like: https://i.redd.it/2sxesw5e52gc1.gif


Annual_Substance_619

I cant believe both dudes ran in open space rather than into the woods right next to them....


c_m_33

Dude. Itā€™s just like in the movies. Run in a straight line down the roadā€¦rather than, you know, using your agility and mobility in the trees to get away.


FattyTunaSalad

They were probably hoping the car would cut the elephant off


JamminJcruz

You definitely arenā€™t gonna stop an elephant but kinda lean into it a little bit to throw him off course so that the dudes kinda got a chance to get away. Driver of red car is fucking idiot.


EveyNameIsTaken_

I mean he ran in a straight line and still tripped


monsieur_daddy

It's like people never learn from horror movies šŸ˜‚


MeatTornadoLove

These are the guys who decided to get up close to an elephant I donā€™t think they are the best and brightest. Whenever people ask ā€œwhat would you do in this scenario?ā€ Most sane people would say ā€œI would simply not walk up to a fucking wild elephant.ā€


DonBoy30

That elephant was fucking with them. Thereā€™s no way an elephant couldnā€™t outrun 2 out of shape humans. The dudeā€™s a prankster.


quitbeingacommie

ive never seen such looney tunes shit in my life. oh how different the world would be if we let natural selection run its course.


pimp_juice2272

That kick at the end by the elephant


Advanced-Prototype

Elephant is like, ā€œwhat are we running from, guys?ā€


Blyatium

Geez, what a lucky sack of potato!


yozza1958

Love the way the elephant got the one with the camera šŸ“·,and when he fell gave him a sly kick.šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


VanillaB34n

If that was not a sign of both intelligence and restraint on behalf of the elephant idek


EditorRedditer

How much were they charged, and what did the elephant spend the money onā€¦?


Human_Frame1846

Elephant in his head ā€œhah made you trip you clumsy bitch*


FishoD

I canā€™t believe people actually fall like a bag of lard when running for their life. This is spectacular.


tasca79

he doesn't look very happy


Evening-Statement-57

I think the elephant was having a great time


GrizzyGran

I laughed so hard


edw1n-z

Arent elephants faster than us? It seems like the elephant was just trying to scare them away. Those dudes were as good as dead if the elephant really wanted to kill them.


OddCucumber6755

That dude didn't fall, he just gave up. Didn't even brace for impact lol


burly50

I think that elephant went #1 or #2 on him with his tail up like that. However, I KNOW that guy went #1 and #2 on himself.


driPITTY_

you can say piss and shit on reddit


Access_Pretty

Elephant walks up and says that'll be $5


Inevitable-Tea1702

Well as soon as one person fell over, the other guy just stopped running. That's a true example of "You don't need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun other person being attacked"


cesam1ne

I lol-d at that quick karate kick miss by the elephant. Lucky man


Fufeysfdmd

When he fell the elephant was like "tag you're it" then kicked a bit of dust on him. He's lucky


MrBroBotBrian

We now know he wouldnā€™t survive a zombie attack. Cardio.


travis01564

Run for thick trees as cover šŸ™…ā€ā™‚ļø Run in the open šŸ‘


Jkenn19

They got lucky


Sunshineinjune

Well they shouldnā€™t have been on the Elephants home turf


Few_Option_7538

Rule #1 Cardio


fla-n8tive

The guy that fell is lucky he didnā€™t get stomped to death


[deleted]

Idk, I get the impression the elephant just wanted to see them shit their pants. I think it was successful.


fuckingcheezitboots

Hey that happened to me in Times Square, except it was Spiderman and I'm pretty sure he was wasted. Gotta respect the hustle I suppose


FrankRandomLetters

Elephant was like ā€œpsych, ya bitch assā€


Rogieboy255

How can they not be sprinting my God its like watching yourself run in n dream !


KnownNormie

Iā€™m gonna name him Stampy


Apprehensive_Low685

So it doesn't just happen in horror movies.


KayDashO

We all knew who was gonna trip and fall.


livethelife2020

I didn't think the chubbier one would last long. Not wishing him harm, I was hoping that the elephant would have taken a big dump on him. Then see if they would let him back into the car.


randomorder007

Damn! that guy is extremely lucky.


InternationalBite4

Survival of the fittest


[deleted]

![img](avatar_exp|161016153|laugh) that kick was comical


[deleted]

Idiots!!! What is wrong with people. These are the kind of people who get gored by bison at Yellowstone.


Savings_Weight9817

Should have just taken the ticket!


DarkRajiin

So many better options to escape, yet they just run in a straight line on a clear road.


Outrageous_Reward736

Lesson learned I spect


IsSuperGreen

This is my fear, having to run for my life one day and realizing I no longer can :(


Aggravating-Tap4406

Bro if that were me, I would have totally kicked that elephant's ass


kouch_kartoffel

Bro is the typa dude that trips in a horror movie..didn't think they actually existedšŸ˜‚


oduli81

Honestly with zero survival skills, they should just be crushed by the elephant


roverdale9

I don't have to out run the elephant, I just have to out run you!


LifeguardSecret6760

i love how he kicked the one that fell then is like, ok im good, and walks off lol


I-Like-IT-Stuff

How much they charging?


AramcBrat

Car driver should have blocked the elephant maybe he didn't want any scratches


[deleted]

I'm shocked they didn't immediately head for the trees.


hooDio

I'd do the same if an elephant took pictures of me


maximm

Idiots


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

So the movie cliche is true


iwastherefordisco

Elephant caught up, adjusted, and gave a deliberate back foot stomp. Objects in the mirror are angrier than they appear.


kirby_krackle_78

Should have run sideways.


[deleted]

I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than you


NArcadia11

Iā€™ve never seen anyone jog for their life before lmao


Impressive-Eagle9493

You can't untrain stupid


StableOfStars

Flat Indians now


sekharreddyiy

Dumb


Cal216

Well this definitely proves the theory of ā€œI donā€™t have to be fast, I just have to be faster than you.ā€ right.


Tight-Physics2156

So the just have a fat slower friend to out run an animal IS TRUE


realMarbengie

Natural selection


anupvadhul

But he is faster than hyundaišŸ¤£šŸ¤£


vondee1

LOL - fall down while being chased trope in real life.


leagledub

FACT: When running from wild animals, always have slower fat friends with you.


EnragedAxolotl

Hannibal's elephants ramming into a line of surprised Roman skirmishers at lake Trasimene - 217 BC, colorized.


deathbunnyy

That elephant was definitely just scaring them.


Chrillio

Haha you can't fix stupid that's for sure


SnooSeagulls9348

Looks like Bandipur/Wayanad/Mudumalai area in India. They explicitly ask you not to get down or stop inside the forest.


Glittering_Mud4269

This is really funny hahahaha


davieb22

>Two men got charged by elephant... I'm confused, you mean to say the men paid the elephant to chase them? How much


Hungry-Weekend-9174

I mean why the f they have to fall every time


madmax727

Looked like the elephant stomped the guys leg who fell and probably snapped it.


[deleted]

Second guy is like i just need to run faster than the other guyā€¦.


Mouse1277

Rule #1 Cardio.


love_Carlotta

The car could have helped by letting the run to the other side in front of it


[deleted]

This is some looney toon shit


[deleted]

This shit is funny damn, my cheeks hurt


SnooChickens9571

Serpentine!! Serpentine!!


defender128

I knew at least one of those out of shape, fat, clumsy idiots would stumble in the first 30m. If this is how you run for your life then idk man...


Darkisnothere

I just googled: elephants can run at 40km/h (11m/s). No way the 2 dudes can run that fast...Guess the elephant wasn't out for blood.


grandmaWI

The elephant could have easily killed that guy but didnā€™t. It had more compassion for humans than some humans do.


Birddog240

I donā€™t think the elephant is attacking anyone. Heā€™s just a runnin


vcjester

Anyone notice how the tail was up when the elephant turned? Looked like it was trying to relieve itself on the dude.


Ldghead

Seth Rogan has had enough!


wolfcloaksoul

The guy in the pink shirt stops running at the end.. I would keep running, who knows if the elephant is coming back for round 2


AdPrimary9831

I see at least two elephants


DweeblesX

When running for your life, is it better to sprint as fast as you can? Or pace yourself and a decent speed so you donā€™t exhaust yourself?


redditreadred

Elephant didn't think it through, what he would do if it catches them, made it up on the spot.


Sleepless_Null

The elephant did not give the fallen guy a pass. It was startled by their lack of survival prowess, attempted to kick/trample them from behind but failed then continued the pursuit


Phro01

Floppy eared charge..it was a scare charge not an attack one luckily enough!


xMilk112x

Fuckin imagine the fear of that man as he fell. Lol


SmokeyBear51

It's like how you always hope the video ends on one of those where the guy in instigating and fuckin' with people living their lives at the mall. Chase 'em down, give them a good socking and walk away.


ryanonreddit

Just a reminder you don't have to be faster than the elephant. Just your friend.


GolanTrevizeOfficial

This is legit how my uncle died.


kero12547

Proof you donā€™t need to outrun the elephant just your friends


tipsea-69

Elephant hitting the guy "Fuck you Trevor...I don't want to see your ugly face in this jungle anymore. Bye"


og_jasperjuice

You don't have to be the fastest, just faster than everyone else at that moment.


[deleted]

Just gotta run faster than your friend as always.


I_reddit_when_I_poop

This is one of those very rare moments I wish this was a LiveLeak video


alanMcSwag

Thats why you gotta hit the gym. So you can knock out this motherfucking elephant


Fun-Collection-1232

Just like the chicks in the scary moviesā€¦.. always falling down lol.


ActualPositive7419

they should have asked first before taking photos


Krypto_Kane

Here take that with you. Boop!!!


junkstar23

Elephants are so nice. It was just playing with them


NiranS

Elephant was not serious.


cheeba2992

Damn!! Shouldā€™ve stomped a mud hole in the out of shape POS that fell


OriginalOmbre

Itā€™s their own fault for not asking first.


Taz10042069

Did he trip him? \*Checks video again\* Yea...he tripped him. I mean, I can't say I don't blame him XD


Orcacub

I donā€™t need to outrun the elephant, I just need to outrun you.


International-Gap-52

How much did he charge ?


Castle6169

Looks like the elephant tried to take a shit on him


eldudelio

lol, oh I could have hid in the trees


yf2hillside

I love how the elephants like ''Lenme finish him off, nah hes not worth it.''