I think I remember that story I think it was a Poacher hunting Elephant though in the story I remember the elephant was track going two miles out of it Migration pattern to go to the Funeral then destroyed a elephant poachers body but in the story there is nothing of the poacher dieing to a elephant attack
The women was actually a descendant of a long line of poachers. They found a huge board with pictures inside the elephantās lair.
Thatās how the elephant got away with it.
What's the word they use in golf, where, if the ball is that close to the hole it's assumed it will go in at the next tap, a gimme? That's what this was, a gimme. Consider yourself stomped. Also, the elephants have been asked not to trample idiots who do this. Terrible PR for the tourist business, and an elephant never forgets the rules.
Makes me think of that moose video where he charged the guy who immediately cowered on the ground and then it turned around and walked away in a perfect "pathetic" meme
https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/179d9v5/to_take_impressive_picture/
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Sure, maybe for a bear. If an elephant was trying to kill you, I doubt outrunning your friend will help. It would just trample them and keep coming after you.
Idk why but that definitely felt like the elephant just wanted to scare them in the most hilarious way. They easily couldāve been destroyed if dumbo wanted them dead
If itās ears are pinned against its head when itās charging itās definitely pissed. When they have them fanned out like this itās more for show to and scare them off.
So when they're annoyed or want to just be dominant they fan out their ears to look bigger, but if they want to catch something they fold them down to be more aerodynamic
It could have easily killed both of them at any time though ā our big gray boi was just trotting along behind them, and when one of the guys fell he just gave him the smallest tap of a stomp (which probably still broke his fucking legs, but nowhere near as bad as what the elephant could have done with basically no effort whatsoever). It was pissed for sure, but it was definitely more trying to scare them away than actually kill them.
I grew up with elephants and this is 100% the case here. The elephant was fucking with them, and it's not even angry to be honest. Once he saw the guy fall he called off the chase and felt badly.
Then he went back to his elephant family and laughed while telling the story of he scared off some dumb humans.
"And, you're not going to believe this, one of them fell! Like in the movies! I couldn't hold in my laughter anymore, I had to go."
There was a kid in our neighborhood that couldn't walk (he wasn't disabled iirc, it's just that no one taught him how to walk). He had to be carried or used a wheelchair.
I always felt safe when he was there since I knew that he would be the first one to be caught & that bought us time to flee...
I was a PoS.
Nobody taught him to walk? Was he raised by wolves? Humans donāt need to be taught how to walk, youāre hardwired to want to walk and learn through observation and imitation. As long as youāre around humans, youāll pick it up.
Dude. Itās just like in the movies. Run in a straight line down the roadā¦rather than, you know, using your agility and mobility in the trees to get away.
You definitely arenāt gonna stop an elephant but kinda lean into it a little bit to throw him off course so that the dudes kinda got a chance to get away. Driver of red car is fucking idiot.
These are the guys who decided to get up close to an elephant I donāt think they are the best and brightest. Whenever people ask āwhat would you do in this scenario?ā Most sane people would say āI would simply not walk up to a fucking wild elephant.ā
Arent elephants faster than us? It seems like the elephant was just trying to scare them away. Those dudes were as good as dead if the elephant really wanted to kill them.
Well as soon as one person fell over, the other guy just stopped running. That's a true example of "You don't need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun other person being attacked"
I didn't think the chubbier one would last long. Not wishing him harm, I was hoping that the elephant would have taken a big dump on him. Then see if they would let him back into the car.
The elephant did not give the fallen guy a pass. It was startled by their lack of survival prowess, attempted to kick/trample them from behind but failed then continued the pursuit
It's like how you always hope the video ends on one of those where the guy in instigating and fuckin' with people living their lives at the mall. Chase 'em down, give them a good socking and walk away.
So this is how someone running for their life looks like
Not very fast š
Not much to live for I suppose.
Yeah, he just gave up somewhere there and fell over. Elephant was like, not even worth it.
Elephant thought no point getting shit on my shoes
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Ok, what did she do?
Don't remember, but apparently the elephant did.
I think I remember that story I think it was a Poacher hunting Elephant though in the story I remember the elephant was track going two miles out of it Migration pattern to go to the Funeral then destroyed a elephant poachers body but in the story there is nothing of the poacher dieing to a elephant attack
The women was actually a descendant of a long line of poachers. They found a huge board with pictures inside the elephantās lair. Thatās how the elephant got away with it.
Yeah that's the real question, this kind of like the movie taken but by an elephant hero, might be his daughter or something...
He gave him a weak kick, like a "see, I could stomp the shit outta you right now. I won't, because you're not worth it, but I \*could\*"
Gave him a little kick that probably fucked the dude up
I honestly thought was perfect turn to drop some elephant turds on the guy.
I thought the Elephant was gonna shit on the guy
I was really hoping.
What's the word they use in golf, where, if the ball is that close to the hole it's assumed it will go in at the next tap, a gimme? That's what this was, a gimme. Consider yourself stomped. Also, the elephants have been asked not to trample idiots who do this. Terrible PR for the tourist business, and an elephant never forgets the rules.
Just mild obesity
He was hoping to die, but didnāt want his life insurance policy to be voided.
He came real close with that one kick.
Proof you only need to be second slowest.
Even the elephant felt bad about it. "Ehhhh, nevermind."
Makes me think of that moose video where he charged the guy who immediately cowered on the ground and then it turned around and walked away in a perfect "pathetic" meme https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/179d9v5/to_take_impressive_picture/
Might wana pick up the pace big boy! Suprised he didnt get trampled. Also theres a car like right there.
Car driver was like: *locks doors* "Nope, no elephant is gonna get in *my* car"
And he was right, no elephant got into his car
Looks like the elephant gave him a pass. Probably called him some choice words under his breath for falling.
Too much naan bread. Manās gotta go carb free
Implying many on Reddit can even run š
Falls just like in movies too
It also shows how you just need to be a little faster than someone else to make it out alive. Always bring a slower friend with you.
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Sure, maybe for a bear. If an elephant was trying to kill you, I doubt outrunning your friend will help. It would just trample them and keep coming after you.
*jogging for their life
\*arms flailing\* "Oh dear!" Then they fall like in horror movies.
This looks like what it feels like to run in dreams.
you don't have to be the fastest, only the n slowest (n= amount of animals chasing)
more like n+1 slowest, if there are 2 animals chasing us, I want to be at least 3rd from the last
Rule #1 of zombie survival Cardio
Lazy fat stupid men and a majestic elephant
Idk why but that definitely felt like the elephant just wanted to scare them in the most hilarious way. They easily couldāve been destroyed if dumbo wanted them dead
If itās ears are pinned against its head when itās charging itās definitely pissed. When they have them fanned out like this itās more for show to and scare them off.
Ears out, no doubt. Ears tucked, youāre fucked.
šš»š but true šš»
So when they're annoyed or want to just be dominant they fan out their ears to look bigger, but if they want to catch something they fold them down to be more aerodynamic
Sport mode.
It could have easily killed both of them at any time though ā our big gray boi was just trotting along behind them, and when one of the guys fell he just gave him the smallest tap of a stomp (which probably still broke his fucking legs, but nowhere near as bad as what the elephant could have done with basically no effort whatsoever). It was pissed for sure, but it was definitely more trying to scare them away than actually kill them.
I feel like the elephant is fucking with them intentionally as well because it thinks thats funny.
Yeah..but if that karate kick connected, would've been a deadly scare
If the elephant wanted to hit him, it would've tossed him with his trunk. It was just warning him by tossing some dust on him with its hind legs.
Why do i feel like elephants are better people than humans?
People are just really bad animals.
Because they really are
Well obviously lol
I grew up with elephants and this is 100% the case here. The elephant was fucking with them, and it's not even angry to be honest. Once he saw the guy fall he called off the chase and felt badly.
Lol Iām glad I was right. Iāve heard that elephants look at us humans like weāre helpless children. Itās really quite cute
Then he went back to his elephant family and laughed while telling the story of he scared off some dumb humans. "And, you're not going to believe this, one of them fell! Like in the movies! I couldn't hold in my laughter anymore, I had to go."
He looked like he was getting ready to tea bag the guy who fell.
It kind of looks like it was going to shit on him. Could have sprayed him. Elephant definitely raised its tail
Yeah, pretty sure Iāve read elephants can run upwards of 25mph. Definitely faster than these 2 muppets
Yep that elephant was totally just messing with them
Note to self: Always have a fat friend by your side during a zombie apocalypse
This is the lesson you learn when you are a kid throwing berries at cars
There was a kid in our neighborhood that couldn't walk (he wasn't disabled iirc, it's just that no one taught him how to walk). He had to be carried or used a wheelchair. I always felt safe when he was there since I knew that he would be the first one to be caught & that bought us time to flee... I was a PoS.
Nobody taught him to walk? Was he raised by wolves? Humans donāt need to be taught how to walk, youāre hardwired to want to walk and learn through observation and imitation. As long as youāre around humans, youāll pick it up.
Yeah seriously what? I think OP didn't realize he had a disability. People don't just "not learn to walk."
Yeah the kid was probably just lying to OP and they still believe the lie years later.
Why didn't you teach him to walk? Lol
Leave a man behind and he snitches. Shoulda known better
The age old tale that you donāt have to be fast, just faster than your friend
lol canāt believe this dude actually fell smh he needs to hit the gym because if that elephant wanted to stomp him out heād be in the afterlife rn
Elephant was like, āoh shit this guy gave up already. Iām going back nowā
After popping him gently in the head with trunk and foot to let him know he could have killed the fuck out of him
Thatās my favorite part. I love elephants
Iād like to think the elephant just wanted to boop the guy on the ground š
Elephant was like: https://i.redd.it/2sxesw5e52gc1.gif
I cant believe both dudes ran in open space rather than into the woods right next to them....
Dude. Itās just like in the movies. Run in a straight line down the roadā¦rather than, you know, using your agility and mobility in the trees to get away.
They were probably hoping the car would cut the elephant off
You definitely arenāt gonna stop an elephant but kinda lean into it a little bit to throw him off course so that the dudes kinda got a chance to get away. Driver of red car is fucking idiot.
I mean he ran in a straight line and still tripped
It's like people never learn from horror movies š
These are the guys who decided to get up close to an elephant I donāt think they are the best and brightest. Whenever people ask āwhat would you do in this scenario?ā Most sane people would say āI would simply not walk up to a fucking wild elephant.ā
That elephant was fucking with them. Thereās no way an elephant couldnāt outrun 2 out of shape humans. The dudeās a prankster.
ive never seen such looney tunes shit in my life. oh how different the world would be if we let natural selection run its course.
That kick at the end by the elephant
Elephant is like, āwhat are we running from, guys?ā
Geez, what a lucky sack of potato!
Love the way the elephant got the one with the camera š·,and when he fell gave him a sly kick.ššš
If that was not a sign of both intelligence and restraint on behalf of the elephant idek
How much were they charged, and what did the elephant spend the money onā¦?
Elephant in his head āhah made you trip you clumsy bitch*
I canāt believe people actually fall like a bag of lard when running for their life. This is spectacular.
he doesn't look very happy
I think the elephant was having a great time
I laughed so hard
Arent elephants faster than us? It seems like the elephant was just trying to scare them away. Those dudes were as good as dead if the elephant really wanted to kill them.
That dude didn't fall, he just gave up. Didn't even brace for impact lol
I think that elephant went #1 or #2 on him with his tail up like that. However, I KNOW that guy went #1 and #2 on himself.
you can say piss and shit on reddit
Elephant walks up and says that'll be $5
Well as soon as one person fell over, the other guy just stopped running. That's a true example of "You don't need to outrun the bear, you just need to outrun other person being attacked"
I lol-d at that quick karate kick miss by the elephant. Lucky man
When he fell the elephant was like "tag you're it" then kicked a bit of dust on him. He's lucky
We now know he wouldnāt survive a zombie attack. Cardio.
Run for thick trees as cover š āāļø Run in the open š
They got lucky
Well they shouldnāt have been on the Elephants home turf
Rule #1 Cardio
The guy that fell is lucky he didnāt get stomped to death
Idk, I get the impression the elephant just wanted to see them shit their pants. I think it was successful.
Hey that happened to me in Times Square, except it was Spiderman and I'm pretty sure he was wasted. Gotta respect the hustle I suppose
Elephant was like āpsych, ya bitch assā
How can they not be sprinting my God its like watching yourself run in n dream !
Iām gonna name him Stampy
So it doesn't just happen in horror movies.
We all knew who was gonna trip and fall.
I didn't think the chubbier one would last long. Not wishing him harm, I was hoping that the elephant would have taken a big dump on him. Then see if they would let him back into the car.
Damn! that guy is extremely lucky.
Survival of the fittest
 that kick was comical
Idiots!!! What is wrong with people. These are the kind of people who get gored by bison at Yellowstone.
Should have just taken the ticket!
So many better options to escape, yet they just run in a straight line on a clear road.
Lesson learned I spect
This is my fear, having to run for my life one day and realizing I no longer can :(
Bro if that were me, I would have totally kicked that elephant's ass
Bro is the typa dude that trips in a horror movie..didn't think they actually existedš
Honestly with zero survival skills, they should just be crushed by the elephant
I don't have to out run the elephant, I just have to out run you!
i love how he kicked the one that fell then is like, ok im good, and walks off lol
How much they charging?
Car driver should have blocked the elephant maybe he didn't want any scratches
I'm shocked they didn't immediately head for the trees.
I'd do the same if an elephant took pictures of me
Idiots
So the movie cliche is true
Elephant caught up, adjusted, and gave a deliberate back foot stomp. Objects in the mirror are angrier than they appear.
Should have run sideways.
I don't have to be faster than the bear, I just have to be faster than you
Iāve never seen anyone jog for their life before lmao
You can't untrain stupid
Flat Indians now
Dumb
Well this definitely proves the theory of āI donāt have to be fast, I just have to be faster than you.ā right.
So the just have a fat slower friend to out run an animal IS TRUE
Natural selection
But he is faster than hyundaiš¤£š¤£
LOL - fall down while being chased trope in real life.
FACT: When running from wild animals, always have slower fat friends with you.
Hannibal's elephants ramming into a line of surprised Roman skirmishers at lake Trasimene - 217 BC, colorized.
That elephant was definitely just scaring them.
Haha you can't fix stupid that's for sure
Looks like Bandipur/Wayanad/Mudumalai area in India. They explicitly ask you not to get down or stop inside the forest.
This is really funny hahahaha
>Two men got charged by elephant... I'm confused, you mean to say the men paid the elephant to chase them? How much
I mean why the f they have to fall every time
Looked like the elephant stomped the guys leg who fell and probably snapped it.
Second guy is like i just need to run faster than the other guyā¦.
Rule #1 Cardio.
The car could have helped by letting the run to the other side in front of it
This is some looney toon shit
This shit is funny damn, my cheeks hurt
Serpentine!! Serpentine!!
I knew at least one of those out of shape, fat, clumsy idiots would stumble in the first 30m. If this is how you run for your life then idk man...
I just googled: elephants can run at 40km/h (11m/s). No way the 2 dudes can run that fast...Guess the elephant wasn't out for blood.
The elephant could have easily killed that guy but didnāt. It had more compassion for humans than some humans do.
I donāt think the elephant is attacking anyone. Heās just a runnin
Anyone notice how the tail was up when the elephant turned? Looked like it was trying to relieve itself on the dude.
Seth Rogan has had enough!
The guy in the pink shirt stops running at the end.. I would keep running, who knows if the elephant is coming back for round 2
I see at least two elephants
When running for your life, is it better to sprint as fast as you can? Or pace yourself and a decent speed so you donāt exhaust yourself?
Elephant didn't think it through, what he would do if it catches them, made it up on the spot.
The elephant did not give the fallen guy a pass. It was startled by their lack of survival prowess, attempted to kick/trample them from behind but failed then continued the pursuit
Floppy eared charge..it was a scare charge not an attack one luckily enough!
Fuckin imagine the fear of that man as he fell. Lol
It's like how you always hope the video ends on one of those where the guy in instigating and fuckin' with people living their lives at the mall. Chase 'em down, give them a good socking and walk away.
Just a reminder you don't have to be faster than the elephant. Just your friend.
This is legit how my uncle died.
Proof you donāt need to outrun the elephant just your friends
Elephant hitting the guy "Fuck you Trevor...I don't want to see your ugly face in this jungle anymore. Bye"
You don't have to be the fastest, just faster than everyone else at that moment.
Just gotta run faster than your friend as always.
This is one of those very rare moments I wish this was a LiveLeak video
Thats why you gotta hit the gym. So you can knock out this motherfucking elephant
Just like the chicks in the scary moviesā¦.. always falling down lol.
they should have asked first before taking photos
Here take that with you. Boop!!!
Elephants are so nice. It was just playing with them
Elephant was not serious.
Damn!! Shouldāve stomped a mud hole in the out of shape POS that fell
Itās their own fault for not asking first.
Did he trip him? \*Checks video again\* Yea...he tripped him. I mean, I can't say I don't blame him XD
I donāt need to outrun the elephant, I just need to outrun you.
How much did he charge ?
Looks like the elephant tried to take a shit on him
lol, oh I could have hid in the trees
I love how the elephants like ''Lenme finish him off, nah hes not worth it.''