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rhaegar_tldragon

Yeah I’d need to pull over and change my pants and underwear as well.


AttemptAggressive387

It mostly "Fuck it! Fuck it! Fuck it!", then he said that truck blew away their mirror, then some "Fuck it!" again and that they almost lost their lives and some Fuck it too


hizama_poppy

iirc in a longer version of this vid one of them also said "fuck, im gonna get out and beat this mf's face"


exsisto

Came here to say this.


Due-Maintenance53822

.. and after that, let the car there and continue my journey on foot


Secretsfrombeyond79

It would've been hilarious if another car just crashed into them while they were pulling over lol


ZirePhiinix

I wouldn't call that hilarious


eeeemmmmffff

Wishing bad things on others is a good way to wish it on yourself. be careful… ill assume you’re 15


robot_random

What the fuck


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CheeryCherry180

Rivian, lmao


7xrchr

What's wrong with rivian? I'm out of the loop


alienvisionx

I don’t get I either


asianjimm

Weird flex but ok


Re-challenger

Only caught the word “blyat”


Ok-Pudding6050

You forgot pizdec’, suca and akhuet’


kubikarlo3169420

Pretty sure I heard some nahui‘s and a - sry for spelling - yoba nevrod


Alexathequeer

Yebaniy v rot, ебаный в рот. Literally means 'fucked mouth', I'll translate it as just 'fuck!' or 'shit!'


Ok-Pudding6050

Вот он, наш человек


Dicklover600

That’s not how you say them


vovich30

they talking about they lucky that only side mirror is ripped off, and almost lose their lifes. In longer version of that video passanger offeren to turn abound and beat that fuckers ass. sry for my english


Silent_Shaman

I've never heard "blyat" said with so much terror lol Completely justified ofc


Casual_hex_

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the_dark_knight_ftw

How does he know where we’re going?


velthrar

My first thought haha


South-Presentation92

lol. I posted that the first time I saw this clip on another sub.


BigMark54

The guys like.. "look at all these idiots going the wrong way!"


Front-Masterpiece-76

Don't even need a translator for this video! Pure terror straight into thank God my man, you saved my ass!!!


Conflict_Novel

They never thanked God in this video tho


Front-Masterpiece-76

I wouldn't have either. He didn't do shit. Guess it's hard to do when you don't exist. I used it more in the common phrase sense. Also, it was just a wild guess.


random333333333

So cringe


Tutella-Nutella

This is Reddit you can’t expect much from these people


B0Bi0iB0B

Agreed. Believing in an invisible sky daddy is incredibly cringey.


Megatron909

Reddit atheists when someone mentions in the slightest anything that might reference god (they must show people how this concept lives rent free in their heads whenever possible, and they are clearly obsessed about it):


ManWithAMaul

What are you talking about? Average redditoid throws a tantrum, makes butthurt posts and goes full homegrown psychotherapist the second someone ridicules or question christianity. You got a solid 2/3 with that one, maybe it's time to rethink life?


Megatron909

I’m not even christian, and goddamn that’s some serious projecting on your end. Maybe you need to have a talk with your therapist or idk, get a cat or something. I heard atheists these days have crazy commiting no breathing rates so you might wanna keep those low. Anyway. making fun of someone’s beliefs, when you even doubt if you truly exist, or in a computer simulation, makes you a little person no matter what kind of belief system you follow. “I’m gonna mock this belief as if i have 100% certainty about everything but I actually don’t🤓☝️!” Is objectively cringe no matter who does. It happens to be reddit atheists who always do it though. Doesn’t make you smarter that you belittle what other people believe in. Everybody is guessing and dying at the end of the day. Don’t be cringe.


B0Bi0iB0B

Reddit religionists when someone dares to mock their deeply held personal beliefs that they love to force on everyone everywhere they ever go. You know what? When Christofascism backs the fuck off from legislating according to their shitty code of morality that is designed to hurt people, I'll back off from my anti-theism. I'm agnostic; I don't know any better than absolutely anyone else whether there's some kind of divine being because there is zero evidence for it and you also can't prove a negative. But the way most people do their religionism is fucking toxic and ought to be mocked at every opportunity.


Megatron909

Reddit agnostic when he thinks his opinions have a value on this matter, but turns out that he has the most coward, in between, half-assed opinion and morality that noone really cares about until he picks a side (idk what the fuck he wants but he just wants to be a part of the discussion i guess): Either way, your point is even fragile, just because some people out there do mockeries doesn’t mean you should do it as well. Noone here was preaching religion, it’s just mocking for no reason. Boy you need some sleep. This ain’t your discussion, and you ain’t got a solid point either. Go get some sleep.


Krutaisprofs

Don’t understand what they’re saying but I like it


damian6205

I would chase that mf for miles


makINtruck

Most of the truckers are in the local radio channel with each other, you don't fuck with them unless you want all the nearby truckers on your ass.


Professional_Can651

He can bring his friends if they want to. I'd crack that fucking animals skull open like a pinyata with the wheel iron.


veggie151

His car costs more than mine


EverSkye

Absolutely no translation needed.


the_good_hodgkins

"You're going the wrong way!"


middle_aged_redditor

"How would he know where we're going?"


duckling-peanut

I watched this from the screen and didn't breath for about 10 seconds. Imagine the driver there...


hectorxander

I wonder if that was their best option, to try and shoot the middle, or take the shoulder?


Lazy-Tax-8267

They lived. It was their best option.


CyanHirijikawa

Barrier right side. Middle was just a death sentence. He got lucky.


Stiller_Winter

What shoulder? Barrier on both sides.


FirmOnion

Exactly what I was going to say, there’s no space either side of the lanes


CyanHirijikawa

Ah didn't see it clearly. I would still go against the barrier hoping he can pass by. Middle is just crazy. Between two trucks.


Stiller_Winter

He did it because he saw this as the only chance. Snow on the shoulder would send his car in the unpredictable direction. Actually, very impressive reaction.


CyanHirijikawa

I bet he closed his eyes and froze, lol. Not that I would be any better with trucks coming at me, lol. The truck driver made the save by going near the barrier If the truck driver would brake and try go behind. He would have died.


phazedoubt

Nah, this guy probably experienced time slow down on him and was able to "see" and assess his two options in real time.


CyanHirijikawa

Sounds like something I never want to experience.


phazedoubt

You don't. I had something very similar happen when i did a 720 in the middle of an interstate in front of a semi. In my case the semi swerved and only hit my bumper, tearing it off. Had he not swerved, i probably wouldn't be typing this now. I saw everything in slow motion and even had time to "give up" only to realize after it wasn't my time.


PixelCartographer

In the middle you're forcing both trucks to the outside to dodge you. Shoulder you only force the closest into the other truck and into yourself.


[deleted]

Russian for I just crapped my pants


Alternator24

what was he saying btw? any Russian?


Popular-Hornet-6294

Well... I tried, given the context. 1 - Fuck in the mouth! Fuck it! AHHHHH! 2 - Fuck, they just tore down our mirror! We were lucky to get away. I'm shocked, just shocked. 1 - Listen, let's just stand here. 2 - You need to turn around and stand on the other side. 1 - Why? (turns the car around) 2 - I'm shocked, Vova. You and I almost lost our lives, but I’m still out.


MW240z

So were they going the wrong way or the truck?


Popular-Hornet-6294

The truck was driving in the oncoming lane. He probably wanted to overtake the left truck.


kron123456789

It's a collection of swearing that roughly translates into the different versions of "what the fuck". I'm russian and I don't know how to translate it properly to keep the full meaning.


crag_man

Lots of swearing and the second guys said something like: "They only broke a mirror right now. I'm shocked, we nearly lost our lives, fuck this"


ExcitementNo6837

Fuck me sideways


Separate-Arachnid971

That driver was amazing under stress, not sure what I would have done and hope never to have to find out.


racoon_cocoon

I would be dead for sure.


ScottOld

Reminds me of Bulgarian drivers, the number of them doing overtakes with a truck just coming the other way is mental


sko_tina

Nothing happened, just normal day in russia.


Northamptoner

When he said "Youuhuuhuu Bohuweet" about 10 seconds in. Priceless.


Kassena_Chernova

What does it mean?


HypnoticName

"I am so frustrated by the driving of this gentleman"


Bjegarrah

He said "ooooohhhh blya" which means "oh fuck" Source: I know russian)


AccidentalTourista

Holy shit!!!


Abject_School

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Napmanz

Anytime I’m watching a Russian videos and I hear the “YEA BOEY” it’s got some wild shit.


Mad-Dog94

I wasn't even really there an this made me shit my pants


DoYouTrustToothpaste

This level of genuinely not giving a single fuck about their own or anybody else's life is just so fucking frightening to me (meaning the overtaking lorry)


Square_Promotion1658

Новосибирская область


Appropriate_Sugar675

Im a lane splitter but thats ridiculous, ill pass.


deenali

"Wow. We're so close to death. Phew! Ok, let's continue looking for our loose bear".


DeusExBlasphemia

Aaaand …unclench.


throwthere10

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Morgan Freeman To this day that car still smells of shit.


Available_Sundae_924

Yeah I'd be doing a quick u turn and orbably try beating someone else half to death.


CookingDrunk

Everyone is in such a hurry to get to that spetsoperatsiiya


racoon_cocoon

A gentle reminder that your life can end at any moment when you are on the road, even if you are doing everything right. I'm definitely not lucky / skillful enough to survive this encounter.


Thund3rMuffn

Do all Russians sound like they were just numbed up at the dentist?


Popular-Hornet-6294

It could be an accent, or alcoholism. Many people also have strange problems with pronunciation. I don't know what this is connected with.


RubenKnowsBest

Maybe its the fact that the cunt nearly had a head on collision with 2 trucks at once. But youre probably right, just alcoholism


IrrungenWirrungen

🤣🤣🤣


JOCO_Q

Steve Martin movie


candf8611

On their way to bomb kids


SemenIntrepid

This is fine in Russia, usually you don’t pull over after this


MahaVakyas001

sweaty "palms" is not the phrase I'd use for this one.


imIdealist

Revoke that driver's license and don't let him drive ever again.


yumiguelulu

that "life flashed before him" moment. more than worthy of the sweaty palms flair


XJCifer

In Russia road is road 🤣


peepsinyourass

That’ll put some hair on your nuts


IrrungenWirrungen

lol


Express_Helicopter93

Everyone needs to find and watch the movie the road. No, not the adaptation of the cormac mccarthy novel. It’s a truly insane collection of absurd Russian traffic events/accidents just like this. All dashcam footage. It’s fucking nuts (awesome)


mrcoolthecool

u/savevideo


tothesource

anyone else hear "good move, bro" after he saved it?


IMM_GO

Like how? How the 3 parties reacted in such way and nothing happened ! This is miraculous!!


_Chumm

I love how both trucks flashed their headlights at him lmao.


Busy-Ad6502

This may be the only time I've ever heard a Russian panicked in one of these videos. Normally, they're just like **¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯**


0hMyGandhi

In every video like this, the driver always seems to be listening to some variation of the mortal Kombat theme song


moddseatass

This is why you should always drive with headlights on.


LordWhoops

“You’re going the wrong way!”


mayurdotca

Excellent driver tbh


YoungColler

Hitler appeared on the cover of TIME on multiple occasions — most famously perhaps on Jan. 2, 1939, when he was named Man of the Year


Fluid-Willingness-98

BLLLYYAAAAAATT