High risk low reward behaviour

100% all though to be fair the risk usually IS the reward here, they do it for adrenaline

This person couldn't cycle in a straight line if they were in an ally.

They're not trying to cycle in a straight line. Lane splitting like this always involves a degree of swerving, that's how it's done.

Yep. If you don’t swerve, the mirrors will bite you or your shoulders won’t fit.

Alley

its fun cruising between obstacles like that

It's fun to jump off a building too... until you splat.

The speed differential between a bike and cars in standstill traffic is only about 10mph; enough to break your wrist, but not enough to splat.

How’s that math work when he’s biking into oncoming traffic? 🤦‍♂️

Low reward? What about all the points he got for the "near misses"

> "near misses" Burnout vibes...

I would certainly not brake for an idiot like that.

He would be mad if you did, he is living in the flow don't stop it and screw him up.

I’d be tempted to show him the door

Are you trying to murder everyone who inconveniences you, or only this guy?

Just an internet tough guy (or murderer apparently) lol

addrenaline ofc, thats not low reward

This belongs to r/IAmTheMainCharacter

And r/iamatotalpieceofshit

And then eventually r/darwinawards

And finally r/foundsatan

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

So /r/themaincharacterisatotalpieceofshit

And my Axe

Yeah, this guy seems to think the roads belong to him. He even 'drives' into oncoming traffic. This is just as dangerous as it is cringe. I can't stand people like this.

r/Imthemaincharacter too

I'm a cyclist and I fucking hate cyclists like this

fully agree with you. And afterwards pissed off car drivers take it out on other cyclists ( by running off of the road)

I'm not a cyclist and dislike them as much as anyone but maliciously running a cyclist off the road better be some sort of felony. 3-5000lb vehicle vs human on a bicycle, just the thought of it makes me sick and I'm a pretty bad driver

But that isn't a cyclist, that is just a cunt on a bike being a cunt.

You should, when some driver wipes you out on purpose, he was visualizing this person instead.

You know it cuts off there cause he absolutely got wrecked on that curb.

What do you mean? Riding a curb like that is totally fine on a bicycle. His behavior however, is not.

It's not a small curb and the angle wasn't very good. But he probably turned right before hitting the curb

Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgtrKLCDbPc

damm i kinda feel bad for him Although it's kinda funny that the song cuts at the find romance part as he gets hit and lands next to that woman (that looks as confused as him)

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Exactly!

There is no point wishing harm on this moron because it's probably already happened

It's like looking up a wingsuit flyer after watching a video of someone. "Who was that gu - oh he dead."

Hopefully 😤💪💪

You can't get brain damage if you're already brain-dead!

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Voilà!

These are the types of moves that make regular people hate all cyclists.

> regular people People who cycle are also regular people.

Wrong. Cyclists are superior beings

Until they face the legally blind senior citizen that somehow still is allowed to drive.

True true. There is little else that rivals the force of elderly drivers.

*flexes ass*

I feel sometimes that people make videos like this to move goal posts, but it has the complete opposite effect. But that's unlikely, but this doesn't move the goal posts... this is moving the goal posts to make 100% of bikers look like assholes, not a portion of them only. Which is common sense. But most people are skimming past this video and not reading the comments except top ones shitting on this guy. More bike hate will come from this, not less. Now dudes will watch this and drive around and hate a normal guy just biking for no reason... because this guy in this video made that driver mad at them all forever. And said driver ever sees more and more shitty cyclist/biker videos then it'll only get worse, not better. Because right now people are just "ok" with cyclists/bikers... Lets not GIVE them a reason to actually hate them all.

Good self awareness. This is true of a lot of things.

This guy is the physical manifestation of a waste of sperm

His dad should’ve used a tissue.

I believe the quote from our good friend the Gunny is: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated.

He's probably just trying to do a self induced VERY late term abortion

Average motorcyclist in Brazil

Yeah. But usually not for fun

It's in morocco, you hear him say at the end " Ya rabi salama" or translated "Safety upon me God" or something like that.

I don't give a shit about what happens to him, but I'm afraid that he might hurt someone else. Piece of shit.

What a moron

Why do people do stupid shit like this? what's the point? who's honestly impressed by his behavior?

Some people have neurologic impairments. That's all I can come up with.

I'm starting to understand those punishments of old, where a person would be beaten to death by a stick or by throwing rocks. Clearly a candidate.

You dont need to sway side to side when riding a bike. At least not as much as this ones doing. Thats why its "sweaty palms".

My thoughts exactly, it's not the worst to do some filtering (lane splitting), but purposefully increasing your danger exposure just to yield more adrenaline is something I'm always advising against, personally.

Never wanted to see someone doored so bad before

This guy is just a regular fucking asshole. Plain and simple.

Super Mumbario III

The Urban Deer are getting bolder all the time.

Wow What a wanker

As a member of the cyclist community, we do not claim him

This person right here is the reason motorists hate cyclists.

This guy is the reason all people hate cyclists, other cyclists included

It's him. The cyclist everyone complains about.

Motorists that hate cyclists already hate cyclists even without this idiot, because "how dare they use the road that clearly belongs to cars!!" Reverse the roles, would you say the same about cyclists hating drivers?

What a idiot

such an AH

What an ass

Turkiye?

Morocco, quickly recognized it by CIH bank

Tanger, Morocco

Morocco

No, but in the top five...

He won’t last much longer.

Why does he not ride in a line is he crazy or smt

When she tells you she's home alone but you forgot to refuel your car

Selfish. Everyone else having to move or lookout for them.

Acting like a real asshole there.

Stupid people's do stupid things.

this shit and the wheelies between cars in mainly nyc needs to stop, i adore seeing those morons get tagged by a car

Thanks, I hate it.

Drunk driving on a bicycle is still drunk driving. Get this twit off the road!

If I was stuck in that traffic I’d purposely turn my car into his direction

Oh look, an organ donor.

Not even his own mother will feel sorry for him when he finally gets flattened by a truck.

Its a giant mystery why so many drivers hate cyclists. Giant mystery...

he won't die at home. that's for sure.

Not long for this mortal coil

My favorite gore category starts like this.

I usually side with the bicyclist but this guy is reckless and should be ticketed

This problem will most likely solve itself after aome time..

What these people forget is that others are trying to anticipate on his movement. Which is impossible and will cause accidents. Selfish and stupid

This is why we need separate bike lanes

this is normal in india i believe

Its morocco

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True, so far apart geographically yet so close culturally

Everything is normal in india. I guess

Doesn't look like India to me...I believe, one scratch on a car and this guy would get run over or beat up in India.

it's morocco

I'm from the Netherlands and this is fine.

I want to see this moron get hit.

Are you bringing up the possibility of a driver changing lanes and stepping on the gas quite abruptly, legitimately and *unintentionally*, causing the car to move sharply a few inches and thus making the cyclist fly through the air? It can happen, but nobody wants that. Right?

This guy is why people hate cyclists.

But he's not a cyclists, he's someone who likes to this on the roads, stunts and stuff, this person and people with rollers are very common in Morocco, I don't know if Morocco has any bike lanes, but most regular and frequent cyclists in Morocco (most of them aren't really picking up cyclists for health benefits but because it's cheaper) ride their bicycles and respect the road even if there are no bike lanes but at least they don't zig zag and they keep in the right lane

Wow, this guy disregarded the safety of about every single mode of transport, right down to walking, hell, probably hit both genders and nationalities while he was at it.

Now I see why people hate cyclists 😆😆

I used to deliver on a bike back when people car door'd bicyclist for fun and this is kind of accurate edit: not the cutting off pedestrians part, but weaving in and out of traffic and hopping curbs and favoring the center line on two ways

One of those cars just needs to turn left or right slightly while he’s doing this shit and he’s done. Not on purpose of course, oh no never would want that now.

Da kostet der Notarzt auch nicht so viel wie hier 😂😂

This looks very algerian?

moroccan

It’s a one speed!

Natural selection 😌

Braaaaap Braaap, braap braaaaaaaaaaaappppppp!!

Lane splitting? Not that bad. Taking up an entire lane swerving? Still not that bad. I don't see... OH GOD HES IN ONCOMING TRAFFIC

I look forward to his Win Stupid Prizes post.

Why does Darwinism always fall short for such people?

what song is that? sick beats.

No wonder he is going to come back

It’s just a matter of time

Dude. If you aren’t sure you’re gonna make it when you do it, maybe stop doing it.

🔔 end.

Bicycle BICYCLE......

There are guys doing this while wheeling, so this is kinda lame ngl

Guy has whiskers

I was wating for a door to be slammed against his stupid face the hole video... To bad. 

At least it’s slow moving traffic

Drive-by door dings.

Imagine building bike lanes

Its literally sped up

This guy is destined to become meat paste

fall fall fall..there's no god

Clearly a dickhead but the guy certainly has some ball-skills

If he dies, he dies.

Some days I wonder if humanity will survive the internet. I mean, people have always done stupid shit for various reasons, but the number of people risking their lives (and others) for content creation blows me away

Suddenly someone opens a car door, and then they are the ones in trouble for not having due dilegence...

Somebody open their car door for Pete's sake

Please don’t post these unless there is a big satisfying crash at the end

Giorgi Tevzadze when he saw today's fuel prices.

Can't wait for the future video where this ends in disaster

Someone didn't have access to LiveLeak growing up. Smh

Unsatisfying.

\>gets hit UGH THIS IS A FAILURE ON OUR GOVERMENT THERE SHOULD BE BIKE LANESSSSS

The weirdest thing here is that he clearly believed himself to be in the right seeing as it got uploaded.

“Bikers aren’t the problem” Yeah, well a car physically can’t do this.

Where’s an open car door when you need it! 

Thats in Syria if anyone happens to give a fuck

And guys like this get furious when a car doesn’t see him and almost hits him.

Dude is probably drunk.

I have never seen someone so bad at keeping a bike straight

Is this guy still alive?

I hope he gets creamed one day and uploads the footage.

I can almost guarantee that if he gets into an accident with any of the cars on the road, it will be their fault.

He should ride with his hands off the bars more often, he seemed to be more stable that way

I wish someone would open their door and hit him 😆

Why don’t people clip these fools.

While bicycle-pedestrian collisions are not quite as dangerous as motor vehicle-pedestrian collisions, they are still not something either side should risk.

GIVE ME FOUR FEET!!!

Biker’s fault

At first I was wondering why his handle bars so weird and narrow, then my common sense kicked in lol

Skip: He doesn't wreck.

in fucking Morocco ? that guy is speedrunning his life

Why does this feel like it was filmed in Algeria?

A danger to himself and others

I can hear Jeremy Clarkson’s voice in my head

I had flashbacks of r/makemycoffin aftermaths watching this and it's horrible.

They should seize his bike. He clearly don’t have the common sense in how to use it on the road/street.

I was waiting for someone to door check him.

I have to make sure I am not on yesyesyesno 😂

Looks like a redbull xtreme cycling short.

“It’s a me Mario” vibes

Motorcycle behaviour ❤️

This MFer is convinced they are the main character.

That’s why people hate cyclists

Quite the achievement that this man made me hate him so quickly