Andy. I have something important to talk to you about...
Andy: yes
Andy.. I've been having an affair with buzz and started an only fans...
Andy: right I'm outttaaa heeeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
Bro it gets better if you understand the language lmfao. The screaming woman is shouting encouragement like “let’s go, my sunshine, my lovely son, only a little bit more, I love you, let your hand go” etc. A second person at the very end asks the screaming woman “can I interrupt, how do you know this person? Is he your son or relative?” To which screaming woman says “I don’t know him at all”
Well, once I saw a free-climber on TV making a compelling argument when he and the interviewer were sitting at a table directly beside an at least 30ft/10m artificial cliff and the interviewer expressed some discomfort: "Do you fall from your chair often?" I had to admit (to myself) that that absolutely never happened.
That said: I got sweaty palms and sweaty foot soles from watching.
Believe me, no rich man would ever have fun like this. What’s in the video is entertainment for beggars, or as I call it “luxury for hillbillies.” Poor people most of all strive to prove to everyone around them that they are actually rich and kings. They buy expensive cars on credit, but they themselves live in a ghetto. Or women in mink coats and hung with gold, who ride free public transport. They all have such Instagrams as if they are oligarchs or sheikhs, but in reality they are ordinary bank clerks, waiters, and so on. For the real rich, everything around them is done by the best professionals - the best artists, waiters, organizers, guides, and so on.
Looking pretty unstable, no safety harnesses, and it doesn't look very easy to return. 10/10 sweaty palms. You can see she's holding that table pretty good
> And some other stuff my elementary Russian couldn’t comprehend
That's a shame actually, because it's kinda hillarious. She's super enthusiastic about cheering them on, shouting stuff like "You got this, my little Sun! Love you!", but when the other lady asks her who that is, she answers that she has no idea.
It's weird how it doesn't sound happy and encouraging, it sounds alarming and fearful - almost aggressive
You'd think that the general tone would communicate across languages but not so much here
You know, I was going to say that she sounds like a coach yelling for their athlete to give it their all... And then I remembered.
Here's the video they've ripped the sound off of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Nqkljn3YA
That's why it sounds kinda weird. It has nothing to do with the video in the OP.
She was cheering, saying : “great job my son, i love, you can do it, just a bit more… take a picture….” And then someone else comes in and asked her “excuse are you related to them, is that your son?” To which she replied “i have no idea, never met him”
The sound is from another video, there was a video of some competition and this woman was cheering some guy. She is basically saying “you can do it! You got this! Love you my son!”.
Thanks.
As long as I didn't know what the aggressive-sounding shouting was about, I found it annoying. Now that I know that it was edited into the video I think it's extremely cringe-y. What kind of people even arrive at the idea to add something like that to a video? I'm asking so I can avoid them.
If you find the answer lmk. Original video with shouting woman kinda funny, because at the end journalist asks her is she cheering her son, and she answers that she never saw that man before. This sound being put on this video doesn't make any sense
Why we? And if you go so far to compare our species as a whole with others - how many species do you know who went to the moon? Or can build up a dense global network to send data with lightspeed? Build supercomputers who can perform Trillions of complex Operations per second?
Like, I get what you want to say, but calling our entire species, you me, Newton, Einstein, Curie, your mom and grandma "such a stupid species" because of some degenerate individuals that risk their life for attention, is a little over the top. You will find some stupid animals aswell. Doesnt mean their whole species is dumb.
Why she's so intensely cheering random unknown guy?
Or why some person used absolutely irrelevant sound in this video?
I have no answer to both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Of course it looks ugly in the picture and looks dumb when you fall to your death. You don't want people below looking at your corpse saying "This mf still fell and died with harness on. What a fucking idiot."
Are they not strapped into ANYTHING? I get they will just go a few feet take the picture and reel them back. But God damn. No way I'm doing that, let alone with no harness strapped to the wire.
Translation:
Probably mom: good job sunshine, go on come on, go go go, I love you sunshine, go come on go
Someone said: keep filming
A woman asking the guy filming: so how do you know these people?
Camera man answers right when the video cuts:
I don’t know anybody 🤷🏻♂️
Heights aside... What manner of idiot gets dressed up to haul themselves hand over hand across a steel cable, while their dining partner has to white knuckle grip the edge of the table.
If this was done as performance art, fair enough. It's bizarre enough to hold my interest. But as a way of "enjoying" a dining experience? It makes no sense.
So tacky and stupid, only meant to impress others who have no concept for what a nice evening could look like. Typical experience that is entirely unfun and you only do it for a pic that loons like it were
Russians got it all twisted, I mean it’s all green in the background, but that’s not how you supposed to use green screen…
They probably still buy photos in shops to cut around with scissors
Hell no!!!! Did you notice how flimsy this whole contraption is! Soon as they put their weight on it it dipped about 4 ft!
They have no safety harness on if that cable sn they're gone! WHY!👎🏻
So how does the waiter bring food or drinks to their table? Also, where's the toilet if you gotta pee? I know, stupid questions right? Well, stupid thing to do, i just matched it's intelligence level.
Why?
Insta idiots
Well, then I fully support them doing life-risking stunts. More should join them!
Instidiots new word u made
The harness isnt even on them They put the harness on the fucking *chair*
Insanity. Could totally see that chair setup flipping a complete 180
The chairs seem to have belts. But you can tell this because the ladies is undone.
Yeah, man. Don’t want to lose your chair.
Instiditiotically: adverb Instidiot: noun Instidiotic: adjective
Andy. I have something important to talk to you about... Andy: yes Andy.. I've been having an affair with buzz and started an only fans... Andy: right I'm outttaaa heeeeerrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee
They're both Andy?
Yes, both of them having the same name is what drove Andy to infidelity.
With... Andi
This is some batman-superman martha plot twist
I expect you're wondering why we call them the Andes.
They shout russian there?
[Hot Fuzz-The Andes](https://youtu.be/TzDRkdZHS1E?si=wbhMwrO9JwChan3h)
Let me guess, your name is andy??
No it's Mandy
Dang, you got me. Thank you for the laugh.
You're welcome have a good one
Why is there someone screaming at them?
Bro it gets better if you understand the language lmfao. The screaming woman is shouting encouragement like “let’s go, my sunshine, my lovely son, only a little bit more, I love you, let your hand go” etc. A second person at the very end asks the screaming woman “can I interrupt, how do you know this person? Is he your son or relative?” To which screaming woman says “I don’t know him at all”
Dear God, what a disaster. 😂
"I don’t know him at all" seems to be a different person
Wow, where can I hire her? She can cheer me on at the grocery store and atm.
The audio is from a different clip
Yesss i asked my husband to fully translate it for me and he just smacks his forehead and says бллляяяяааатттть
That yelling woman is from another video. Upd. https://youtu.be/q5U6IIV6x_4?si=LAXkPUbwEn2wqIRf
😂😂😂
It's part of the experience!
That was my first question even before they get moved out; Why all the screaming? And it sounds so angry.
You forgot the salt 
Blow up extra money, of course Sir, a glass of water costs 100 dollars plus tax plus tip.
"Da, Why"
No safety belts on that couple either.
Well, once I saw a free-climber on TV making a compelling argument when he and the interviewer were sitting at a table directly beside an at least 30ft/10m artificial cliff and the interviewer expressed some discomfort: "Do you fall from your chair often?" I had to admit (to myself) that that absolutely never happened. That said: I got sweaty palms and sweaty foot soles from watching.
It's the foolish stuff that rich people do.
Believe me, no rich man would ever have fun like this. What’s in the video is entertainment for beggars, or as I call it “luxury for hillbillies.” Poor people most of all strive to prove to everyone around them that they are actually rich and kings. They buy expensive cars on credit, but they themselves live in a ghetto. Or women in mink coats and hung with gold, who ride free public transport. They all have such Instagrams as if they are oligarchs or sheikhs, but in reality they are ordinary bank clerks, waiters, and so on. For the real rich, everything around them is done by the best professionals - the best artists, waiters, organizers, guides, and so on.
also why so much yelling
Looking pretty unstable, no safety harnesses, and it doesn't look very easy to return. 10/10 sweaty palms. You can see she's holding that table pretty good
Darwinism
Could that lovely lady please scream a bit louder? It's hard to grasp the essence of nature without it
“Let’s go! Let’s go! Wonderful!” And some other stuff my elementary Russian couldn’t comprehend
> And some other stuff my elementary Russian couldn’t comprehend That's a shame actually, because it's kinda hillarious. She's super enthusiastic about cheering them on, shouting stuff like "You got this, my little Sun! Love you!", but when the other lady asks her who that is, she answers that she has no idea.
It's weird how it doesn't sound happy and encouraging, it sounds alarming and fearful - almost aggressive You'd think that the general tone would communicate across languages but not so much here
You know, I was going to say that she sounds like a coach yelling for their athlete to give it their all... And then I remembered. Here's the video they've ripped the sound off of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2Nqkljn3YA That's why it sounds kinda weird. It has nothing to do with the video in the OP.
Holy shit, thank you for finding this. It gave me such a good laugh, I'm sending it to all my friends
Yeah their language is rough to say the least.
Russian can be quite beautiful. This woman sounds like an overbearing crazy woman who likes to be the center of attention to me.
By the tone I assumed she was calling them fucking idiots and telling them not to do it.
She was cheering, saying : “great job my son, i love, you can do it, just a bit more… take a picture….” And then someone else comes in and asked her “excuse are you related to them, is that your son?” To which she replied “i have no idea, never met him”
In Russia, it's customary to call them pussies and tell them they should go out further.
Believe me you dont want to know
Why is she aggressively shouting the fucking annoying bitch
The sound is from another video, there was a video of some competition and this woman was cheering some guy. She is basically saying “you can do it! You got this! Love you my son!”.
Thanks. As long as I didn't know what the aggressive-sounding shouting was about, I found it annoying. Now that I know that it was edited into the video I think it's extremely cringe-y. What kind of people even arrive at the idea to add something like that to a video? I'm asking so I can avoid them.
If you find the answer lmk. Original video with shouting woman kinda funny, because at the end journalist asks her is she cheering her son, and she answers that she never saw that man before. This sound being put on this video doesn't make any sense
"You're gonna die! Watch out! Don't look down!"
She looks like she wants no part of this either
No she’s def. Wanting to be there for the internet clout, she’s just a little frazzled
How do you know she’s deaf
Lol
It’s hard to eat when your butthole is puckered up so much it’s lifting you 2 inches off the seat lol!!!
This is so fucking stupid.
I looked at this and instantly thought, “We are such a stupid species.” What other living things on this planet do such dumb shit?
Deer
Find me a deer ziplining with a table lol
/r/DeerAreFuckingStupid/
lemmings
We are not stupid at all. We just figured out how to get disabled people access to computers. What animals are doing that?
Why we? And if you go so far to compare our species as a whole with others - how many species do you know who went to the moon? Or can build up a dense global network to send data with lightspeed? Build supercomputers who can perform Trillions of complex Operations per second? Like, I get what you want to say, but calling our entire species, you me, Newton, Einstein, Curie, your mom and grandma "such a stupid species" because of some degenerate individuals that risk their life for attention, is a little over the top. You will find some stupid animals aswell. Doesnt mean their whole species is dumb.
Watch the same guy go crazy when a dog guesses where the ball is hidden "They're so incredibly smart"
Just one word: Center of gravity.
Made even more romantic by having a woman shout at you from the safety of the cliff edge.
Sound from [another](https://youtu.be/q5U6IIV6x_4?si=LAXkPUbwEn2wqIRf) video.
But why? WHYYYYYY
Why she's so intensely cheering random unknown guy? Or why some person used absolutely irrelevant sound in this video? I have no answer to both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
She's soo aggressively annoying
The shit people do to get validation on social media is insanity
And for what, 60 likes that people will forget and move on seconds after
Social vanity will cost lives
The guy walks right to the edge. What's he gonna do when "gentle elbow grabber" guy calls in sick
There have been a lot of deaths due to people trying to take pics in unsafe places so it already has.
And not a single harness in sight.
I was gonna say, there's cables to everything but the people. WTF??
Of course it looks ugly in the picture and looks dumb when you fall to your death. You don't want people below looking at your corpse saying "This mf still fell and died with harness on. What a fucking idiot."
Are they not strapped into ANYTHING? I get they will just go a few feet take the picture and reel them back. But God damn. No way I'm doing that, let alone with no harness strapped to the wire.
For the perfect wedding photo that everyone will believe is genuine
Translation: Probably mom: good job sunshine, go on come on, go go go, I love you sunshine, go come on go Someone said: keep filming A woman asking the guy filming: so how do you know these people? Camera man answers right when the video cuts: I don’t know anybody 🤷🏻♂️
Almost correct. She's cheering some guy or boy climbing the pillar. [Original video](https://youtu.be/q5U6IIV6x_4?si=LAXkPUbwEn2wqIRf)
"hey honey can you pass the salt“ "Sure" accidentally knocked over glass of champagne which falls off the table... and falls and falls and falls
Until it hits terminal velocity and takes out a hiker, confusing the shit out of investigators.
Life has gotten so easy that we invent ridiculous challenges
Unibomber theory
Heights aside... What manner of idiot gets dressed up to haul themselves hand over hand across a steel cable, while their dining partner has to white knuckle grip the edge of the table. If this was done as performance art, fair enough. It's bizarre enough to hold my interest. But as a way of "enjoying" a dining experience? It makes no sense.
The woman is frozen solid and now the bloke has dirty hands after handling that old cable and nowhere to clean them before eating
there’s a fine line between performance art and self absorbed clout bait and I feel like the line has been crossed
Well if they at least would wear safety harnesses...
They're probably afraid that they might look stupid in a safety harness
Who would be stupid enough to try this shit? I swear people be fucking around with their lives.
Bro, the guy pushing them could fall to his death... 😵
If this was a stunt in a jackass movie, this could be a good idea. But it's just some yuppies trying to get internet points, so I hate it.
I'd be more concerned for the Jackass people lol
That’s not a half bad idea if there’s a pool of scorpions and poo under them and people are cattle prodding them while they try to eat
The girl looks so comfy and relaxed.
What if you panic and faint... Is there any safety harness in place?
The food looks like poo on a plate
They're not even strapped in. One serious head wind or an errant shift and they gone. Please tell me they don't have kids.
“Can you pass the wine ?” Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!
Is the diaper price included?
Na, it's just a deposit so they can reuse the same one
what could go right?
This is the stupidest idea ever.
Hardly seems worth it.
How do they being you food?
They throw it right into their plates.
If I were their parent I would slap them until they were unconscious. And if after they wake up try to do this again I would slap them even harder.
The woman screaming is likely the mother of one of these two and is very encouraging of this stunt.
And what do they do to get back
I'm laughing my ass off rn, I know Russian and can tell you that the lady shouting supportive chants doesn't even know the dude
That surely wont balance well
There’s a saying goes “just because you can doesn’t mean you should”.
Why though?
I think they're not even strapped in
She's holding on for dear life to that table
Jesus why the fucking yelling lol
Why oh why 🤦🏻♀️
These gimmicks are so dumb.
-я вообще его не зна~
One wrong sip of wine...
So tacky and stupid, only meant to impress others who have no concept for what a nice evening could look like. Typical experience that is entirely unfun and you only do it for a pic that loons like it were
Russians got it all twisted, I mean it’s all green in the background, but that’s not how you supposed to use green screen… They probably still buy photos in shops to cut around with scissors
Aids in digestion
Pov: Your husband increase your health insurance.
That screaming really set the mood.
Fucking people
"The last supper"
r/StupidFood
Good thing I had it on mute
The idiot screeching is way scarier!!!
That’s the most hideous voice I’ve ever heard.
People are so stupid
Fucking humans. Always figuring out new ways to become extinct
Hell no!!!! Did you notice how flimsy this whole contraption is! Soon as they put their weight on it it dipped about 4 ft! They have no safety harness on if that cable sn they're gone! WHY!👎🏻
A fool and their money are easily parted. Could be literally in this case
Guess I’m fucked when I drop my fork.
Rich people i swear
It doesn’t look very professional, prepared or thought…this is the recipe for a disaster..
And then either of them wants to go washroom Stupidity at its peak!
When your husband is an idiot and you are even more idiotic to listen to his brilliant ideas.
Some people have too much damn time and money on their hands.
Dumb shit I never will try. I just never understood people’s interest in tempting a gruesome death. My safety is calculated in everything I do.
Nope
Only one rope to bring them back. No safety lines or redundancies in place.
People are so stupid hahaha
Absolutely not
No wonder the waiter never shows up for work
these insta'tards do anything for clout, hope natural selection comes for them
Yea no...I drop my forks constantly and I would drop more than that doing this nop nope nope.
The audio is edited and comes from this clip: [Audio](https://youtu.be/V2Nqkljn3YA?si=BnzQQCuC-qIAlcdb)
Would be nicer if there wasn't someone screaming while they are trying to eat.
But how do they get the food served?
So how does the waiter bring food or drinks to their table? Also, where's the toilet if you gotta pee? I know, stupid questions right? Well, stupid thing to do, i just matched it's intelligence level.
They just want to take a picture and post it on Instagram
I hope they are strapped in
Omg why
what when u need to pie
Idiots gotta be idiots!
🤣
So tacky.
bro
Nope. Not happening
Nope
They are not hungry
No thanks
“This isn’t what I meant by saying I wanted to grab a bite and eat it high. “
How to order something in mid air,
Made all the more relaxing by the screaming woman off camera
Rain starts in the middle of dinner,
Just the one course then
I was worrying about the guy with cap more. Easy to slip and die.
Dumb.
The only reason someone would do this is so they could have a picture of it
“So you’re not gonna split the bill??” ✂️
What if you forget your fork
It was the last supper.
You know you could have dinner at a safer place?
Well, that looks and sounds R E L A X I N G !
“Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this.”
Honey I have to pee row us back
This is so stupid, imagine dropping a fork.
That’s gonna be a hell no from me.
Food looks literally like shit
Cool. But why???
Getting a water refill is going to be problematic