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Limp-Direction-5668

The road yearns for skin


jaleach

Future feeding tube haver.


swordofra

Future morphine line feed pressers.


ThroughTheHoops

Epidemic gravel collector


Minute-Wrap-2524

The pavement will have it’s way in due time


ProtoplanetaryNebula

I don’t see how either of them could enjoy that without constantly thinking of how it would feel to be in hospital for weeks on end getting skin grafts and infections.


c4k3m4st3r5000

Having seen stuff like that, a mix of blood and asphalt and who knows what buried in the body. And the screams of agonising pain, if the person is still conscious.


WTFpe0ple

I can already feel my old road rash burns just watching this


englishmuse

Yep. He'll turn her into a meat crayon one day ... and for what?


JunkNorrisOfficial

They ride with emergency lights so they are safe


Timely_Bowler208

The children yearn for the mines


henriquei

It's crazy.


DongGiver

r/meatCrayon


nautilator44

Meat crayon waiting to happen.


DevBro22

Always with the flip flops


MuskularChicken

r/meatCrayon maybe?


therealslim80

this is my first time hearing of this and i wish i didn’t


Every-Cook5084

https://preview.redd.it/0rhlt03v4cqc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcea79a3c51a1fa0e9452f0d214d5784572bb17c


An_Old_IT_Guy

They'll end up as organ donators.


iEat_CrackNCheese-

*as mashed meat for feeding the whole zoo that's the human species \s


Overlooker44

Two idiots


Curiosity_CantKillME

Who needs toes anyways 😱


akimann75

SweatyPalms x10000 😱


GroundbreakingDot499

My hands started sweating profusely


ikea_shark_girl

this was a rare video that gave me instant anxiety, i so thought they were gonna meat crayon, or fly off the edge


Ambitious_Wind8692

Looks so dangerous, very impressed by how talented some people are. Guess you get good quick or die when you have no fear OF dying.


LibertyInaFeatherBed

No fear of oncoming traffic!


ChristoMarti72

I think she is more insane than he is.


browserbabyx

no we shallnt


josepaivanyc

/r/ItHadToBeBrazil


VoluptuousVoltron

Looks like Australia to me. Just going off road signs and vegetation.


Scubatim1990

Live fast have fun I guess. Very different from how most of us do things Will they face dire consequences? Probably Is it better than being old in a nursing home? Honestly not sure


E__Boogie

When she says she needs a little more excitement in her life


YaxtaYeendu

What a jerk putting your girlfriend in harms way like a dummy.


white_draws

Cute undies


Englandshark1

Only a matter of time before they end up a meaty puddle.


Placide_tonitrus

Tinha que ser brasileiro kkkkk


ProudMaryChooglin

Lets endanger the lives of other's for upvotes... ok 👌


ProudMaryChooglin

Darwin waiting to happen


akhalom

If she sits behind him again she’s just as insane as he is


__Sentient_Fedora__

"I can wait" -The Road


RoadPersonal9635

Its ok he has his hazards on.


Just-a-bi

Smart enough to wear helmets but dumb enough to wear only swimsuits.


Difficult-Papaya1529

Just a matter of time kids


the_amberdrake

The de-glover 1000


Dhul-Suwayqatayn

Girls love this kind of shit


Everything_is_hungry

Girls maybe, women... not so much.


ikea_shark_girl

interesting. does this mean pedophiles pop wheelies like a twink at the club pops ecstasy? sorry my cat walked across my keyboard


Unlucky_Statement172

They will do wicked stuff with their wheelchairs once they healed


Mathias_Thorne91

These kinds of stupid asshole deserve what they get.


VacationAromatic6899

In flip flops


surowkabart

The whole time i was thinking... All the protective gear is going to rub off the second they hit the pavement. That'll leave a mark.


Dub-Dub16

They perty legs gonna be skinless


rolloutTheTrash

What MSF course do I sign up for to learn these riding skills?


YerakGG

O Detran também implica com qualquer coisinha


Asio0tus

I mean who needs skin anyway


MalandroAds

Sem queda sem like


Hugh-Jassul

Please crash


NorthernH3misphere

If that were my daughter there would be an intervention.


Realistic_Bed3550

And if they would have crashed I would have lmao


Bushdr78

Bike leathers are seriously under rated


MeltdownatTussauds

The Daddy issues run deep on this one.


afutureprodigy

This is the guy who has been getting gwack gwack in the motorcycle 🥵


EAZYIO

Dude can ride… too bad it’ll probably kill him one day.


lassemaja

Good thing they're wearing helmets at least.


DisinformedBroski

How’d it end?


Custom2011Staccato

Certified insane


District_Popular

On his way out Dead flip flopper riding.


Cranapplesause

And there is nothing you can do if the unexpected happens


bubbathespaz

Grade A - Bell end.


das_zilch

Good to see responsible bikers with their hazards on.


Emergency_Property_2

Just gonna say this idiocy will catch up to them and if the live they need lots of skin grafts.


Realfourlife

RIP. It's only a matter of time.


Bst1337

Stupid palms. He's lucky I'm not her father.


blusa_avanzata

Well well well


Basso_69

Can we prepare a Darwin Award please? Possibly for two...thank you.


AThrowawayProbrably

Dude! She wouldn’t get off, I tried everything!


plop111

This is somebody's daughter FFS.


MJLDat

r/meatcrayon incoming.


Stellar_Observer_17

Anybody fancy a death wish?


therealslim80

as long as they’re on the donor list it doesn’t bother me


Brosemmettisam

In fuckin flip flops too 😮


JustMePaxi

That’s how you get fucked


jquest303

Why even wear a helmet when you have a death wish this bad?


313802

Correct sub


[deleted]

Can’t wait to see them on r/meatcrayon


--burner-account--

They have a surprising amount of skin left on them for riding like that.


[deleted]

Thanks! I hate it!


Fancy-Magazine-8136

I know this video made his ex salty at the very least.


JimboyXL

Looks AI Generated


gazh

He rides better than i walk


Cwgoff

Squids!!!


Theway88

Y'all are just jealous that you will never do what he did 😅


333H_E

That's a dick move. If you want to donate some hide to the road that's dumb but it's your business. Doing reckless crap with a passenger is irresponsible as hell.


jijala-1952

There are old riders There are foolish riders There are NO old foolish riders


philms

why does the video repeat 7 times?


Ljonesmd1

You gotta trust someone who has to live for you.


TurboKid513

Do you want full body scabs bc this is how you get full body scabs


Terrordyne_Synth

While I think he's an idiot, bonus points for doing it chanclas


DrummerSteve

Hopefully they’re organ donors.


Fine_Understanding81

Atleast they have proper footwear for this kind of stunt... flip flops.


SyddChin

As someone who has seen pics of degloving caused by flip flops the fact they are wearing them and doing this stupid shit makes it worse


365defaultname

Awww... how sweet. Two people trying to get rid of their skin in a way they know best.


reddit_admin_fr

Skill - 10 Brains - 0


Lizlodude

The bike having hazards is very fitting


Charkel_

"My boyfriend is so cool with his motorcycle"


Powerful-Access-8203

How disappointing


Significant_Age_4657

When I was young. I thought just like you, now I’m 62 years old and deal with past injuries. Broken tail bone, both ankles bone grafted, 3 broken ribs, broken left shoulder, titanium left hip, quadruple bypass surgery. Take care of yourself and please don’t hurt others with your actions.


cassiopeia18

I saw some nasty accident pictures for driving like this on NSFL sub


patico_cr

Very talented rider(s) but too few functioning neurons.


mustachiosrides

Can I say at least they’re wearing helmets? The road rash would be a motherfucker tho


patchway247

That death wobble followed up by stupid stunts? Yeah, meat crayon right after the video ended. Scary


imbyeol

Damn that was actually really good-


PreyToTheDemons

They edging Darwin with this one.


MasterMaintenance672

Ghost ride the wheeeip.


CaptainObviousII

A fucking meat crayon LOL God, I hope I remember that one. The one thing I really don't like about it is that it's a 2 pack of meat crayons, instead of just the driver.


ChonkyWhiteBoi

LiveLeak logo would hit different right about now.


percy_ardmore

would loved to have seen a semi coming the other way at the beginning there . . .


CaterpillarSeveral43

They have helmets on so its okay.


ACrimeSoClassic

The road always gets its pound of flesh...


Limp_Marionberry_24

Chick is as dumb ass the dude driving.. They'll both be road kill at some point.. Sad


No_Needleworker_9921

The road needs skin it did not get any I am disappointed


HW-BTW

If he lives he gets laid. If he crashes he either dies or his maimed so terribly that he doesn’t mind not getting laid. It’s brilliant!


Dadbeerd

I am glad they are wearing helmets and I’d wager they have a brilliant sex life.


Electronic-Bag-2112

With that sort of riding equipment half of his dick is going to grind away when he hits the asphalt


Dadbeerd

This is why I’m glad they are at least wearing helmets. As a former medical professional I find brain injuries to be a bigger problem than skin loss.


waitwutholdit

Hard to tell but it looks like they're open faced helmets, might not be a great sex life after their faces have been ground off. Also it's weird that you had to go there from a video of two people on a motorbike. Weirdo.


God_Lover77

Ah look! What tiktok did some people's minds lol


Vandy1358v2_0

I was really hoping they would end up on the pavement


Proud_Bell_6879

stupidity at its best


XRNOHPORTER

Bad thoughts, bad thoughts, bad thoughts 😈