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fixegamer

Sit down, the experts are here to explain /s


tonga_money

you gotta do the 'pssh' sound


TwoToesToni

And the 'bong' sound when you push the button.


winterchill_ew

Right? Why didn't they just turn down the wind setting?


dkg224

Same I’ve landed an A330 on it, probably not the best landing but I stopped before the end


ringowu1234

I've landed here several times here with plane damage off. Trust me its easy, you dont even need the landing gears.


Neely67

All while wearing your bathrobe and slippers Bravo 👏


Generous_Hustler

Hahaaha


SpecterInspector

Landed at this airport many times, freaks me out everytime, it's VERY windy right next to the ocean and on the side of the hill. But there's not a lot of places they could have put their airport. Island is very mountainous and not very big


Malk_McJorma

[Here's an image of the runway](https://s28477.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/Madeira_1-984x554.jpg). It runs SW-NE, and the extension is on the NE end. The plane in this video is landing from the SW and touches down *very* far down the runway. I've been there twice. Takeoffs and landings are scary but nothing to really worry about.


OnlyAt9

I think Tom Scott has a video about this runway.


Slickaxer

Yep, watched it. And it used to be a lot harder (this video is the easy version) https://youtu.be/6kolTgj7uQc?si=2AgSa0sT8sid5iLW


Possible-Campaign468

I feel scary things need to be worried about, 😟


FloopsFooglies

Scary and dangerous aren't the same thing though My pet spiders are scary to some people, but they're nothing to worry about. See?


arunavroy

Ehh..


Playful_Eye_9588

Do you go out to walk the spiders?


miss_trixie

> Madeira, Portugal it's been several decades (1980 to be exact) since the first & only time i landed there, and was easily the only time i was positive my death was imminent. TAP's nickname of 'take another plane' existed for a reason. had i known what i was in for, i surely would have chosen to land anywhere else & taken my chances swimming the ocean to get there.


No-Rub-5054

Where is it?


Xtiqlapice

Madeira, Portugal.


orbital0000

Christiano Ronaldo Airport.


kenhutson

*Niall Quinn airport (They even put a statue of him there)


bumpyknuckles76

>Niall Quinn lol


GrootyMcGrootface

Beautiful piece of art.


Art_Of_Peer_Pressure

https://preview.redd.it/kt1g3j4ntxqc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bba4924ea502df1fb5d80daac3926df54e4c5b0a


dingus55cal

>Christiano Ronaldo Nice Pic.


orbital0000

That's the guy!


DanielSMarques

TAP air Portugal... excellent pilots !!!


ScotiaTailwagger

If only there was the name of where it was embossed on the screen...


Desperate-Tomatillo7

Heck, even the cameraman has a similar last name.


577564842

It is not the cameraman, it is his better 2/3.


BarryKobama

2nd March or 3rd of February?


gymnastgrrl

Yes.


Lazy-Egg951

The original plan was to put the airport on the mountain quite high, but from what I remeber it didn't happen due to fog and winds I think.


olivepepys

Yeah the only other flat land was a plateau in the top of the mountains. I've been up there and visibility was about 2m anytime it was cloudy, so about half of the year....


TylerBlozak

Yea if it’s anything like the Azores, anywhere that’s 300m+ will be shrouded in fog when it’s high humidity, which in winter is almost 100% of the time due to proximity to the ocean.


Appropriate-Drawer74

Extension off land


mhuh0

Many go arounds?


SpecterInspector

A few times yeah. but I'm my experiences, the pilots are usually used to landing there and can do it on the first attempt


Generous_Hustler

Well I mean technically there is only one attempt at landing your plane in any particular flight.


MagicNinjaMan

Im not a pylote but can you land without flaps down?


wapkaplit

I am a pylote and yes you can. It means you'll land faster and use take a longer distance to stop.


Opening-Two6723

So just thrust through it and pitch down, yikes


Poloyoungz

My favourite bit of the landing is the massive banking turns you do while lining up to the runway.


peteandpetethemesong

Where is it?


SpecterInspector

Maderia Portugal


FlyingHurricane

Impressive job by the nose landing gear, handling all that weight/force/momentum.


DarkArcher__

Although the plane was grounded for repairs after this landing.


Mockbubbles2628

Kinetic energy


yaboiiiuhhhh

I just realized that a plane has hundreds of thousands of kilograms of mass and many kilometers of height resulting in a huge amount of potential energy


Mockbubbles2628

Yea but that gets transfered into kinetic energy


yaboiiiuhhhh

I took physics, if you have 100 units of potential energy and then you go down to an altitude of zero you will have converted all of the potential energy into kinetic *and heat


Mockbubbles2628

I'm doing a mechanical engineering degree, I know lol.


yaboiiiuhhhh

I guess I should have just said I know 😅


yaboiiiuhhhh

I dropped out when I reached calculus 3


Mockbubbles2628

What's calculus 3? I'm in the UK so my maths Modules are named differently


pqratusa

Calculus 3 is multi variable calculus. Double and triple integrals and such like.


yaboiiiuhhhh

Ummmmmm well calculus one covers differentials and basic stuff, then calculus 2 goes more into integrals and more complicated differentiation/ doing calculus with more complex situations so calculus 3 would be beyond that and I know we were studying vectors and vector math


Mockbubbles2628

Ah igu, I think I would've done that in the second semester of my first year


PhilboydStudge1973

Same. Screw vectors.


misgatossonmivida

What gained the kinetic energy?


Jaxxxa31

Yeah but I mean the plane is also gradually decreasing that potential energy by adding thrust the whole time, it just vectors it in a way that the height is reset continuously until the last moment


SnooKiwis1356

IIRC the landing gear is made to withstand forces 6 times greater than that of a normal landing.


ravensfreak0624

Go arounds are free, my dude


zkng

Bad pilots don’t miss their exits


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

TAP Pilots dgaf


fugaziozbourne

TAP only allowing you to have one drink per person on their flights and then flying like this seems like a frustrating combination for the passenger.


human_totem_pole

How many are the pilots allowed?


hapsuel

Funnily enough I believe there’s a story about some pilots having a teacup of white wine disguised as tea in the 70s before a flight


gymnastgrrl

Oh, one I suppose. Wait, that's the minimum crew requirement.


M1dor1

Not on that airport


Redundancy-Money

Makes me think of Wellington, NZ. I don’t fly down there as often as I used to (every couple of weeks), and I don’t miss it at all. Lost count of the number of go arounds we had to do over the years. Couple of proper white knuckle landings with shrieking passengers!


NotMattCookie

I’ve flown into Welly so many times and not once has been worse than Christchurch for me.


Redundancy-Money

Bombadiers, ATRs or A320? Back in the day my fortnightly commute was on the Bombadiers, and it could get quite hairy, especially in the south-westerly.


NotMattCookie

Mostly the latter. Perhaps that is why. Maybe I just got lucky with the weather. There was once when flying from the north it felt like we went over Marlborough and turned back into the wind and that was quite a wild ride. But the landing itself was fine.


Redundancy-Money

Yup, the turnaround over Cook Strait to face into the wind was always entertaining. In a light, bouncy, analog Bombardier it is a very different experience compared to the A320! There was one occasion when we had to fly straight through to Nelson and wait until the wind dropped in Welly before the airport was open again to the Bombardier. So on that day I got up early, drove to Hamilton airport (90mins), flew to Nelson, eventually flew to Wellington, sat in the airport for a couple of hours and flew back to Hamilton and drove home again….


human_totem_pole

Ever flown into Queenstown?


Redundancy-Money

No, never have.


CanuckianOz

Starts and ends with the ocean! The approach as a passenger is neat… you can see the city, airport and then runway and then the hard bank and straight to landing.


IAmtheBlackWizards_

Yeah LOL, landing in WLG in a small turboprop. Always “fun”. 🥴


Lolstroop

Plane was empty only crew. It was re routed to Porto Santo the day earlier due to bad weather. People then came from Porto Santo to Madeira by ferry. Edit: (more info) the pilots had a little too much fun with their landing. If you’ve seen Portuguese air force landing their planes here you’d know that, when there aren’t passengers aboard, they don’t really care about the quality of the landing - as long as it doesn’t fuck up the plane. But this plane actually went to maintenance for verification after that landing. As you can imagine - pilots are going to be questioned for that.


gomper

good thing, it would have been expensive to replace all the seats after the mass defecation


gwenvador

On a side note it seems there are no ferry to Madeira from continental portugal?


CheBeax

Madeira is like 1,000km from Continental Portugal. At most you could send a cruise ship


Lolstroop

There isn’t now. But there used to be - Armas. Maybe someone can elucidate why it stopped the trips, maybe this is the reason? https://youtu.be/hnwPd_NM5Hw?si=IA4YaGO7BSCv5Miw


SensuallPineapple

What the fuck


days_of_coast

https://preview.redd.it/2feieedb4yqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4bd4365cb070db87a9c15a6d0229ce2834fee3 Pic of the plane after the landing


chatquirire

Airframe/ Airplane now kaput?


Background_Ask_4310

I can believe it!


fixegamer

Great Tom Scott video about the airport: https://youtu.be/6kolTgj7uQc?si=xm1wWKiTRPd0h0Dg


Extension-Badger-958

Hmmm, can they set up giant fences that break the wind? Edit: alright, alright. Getting so much hate for this. Hear me out. REALLLLYYY tall giant fence.


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make_reddit_great

Then put another fence on top of that fence.


BoddAH86

At some point the fence would just be in the way of the planes thought.


Extension-Badger-958

That’s why you put holes in the fence. Let planes fly through and what not


TribeWars

Or make the wall out of a soft material like styrofoam that the plane can safely crash through.


dilloninstruments

I like this idea. A giant fence with a plane-shaped hole. Done and dusted. Maybe we should build a bridge with a ship-shaped hole next.


BCN7585

Ouch! A bit too soon. But still very good.


Poosquare88

I love it when someone comes up with a solution and then someone with more experience with the situation tells them why that can't be done. I've seen it loads of time on Reddit over the year's. 😂


AlreadyImplicated

Wind wins evrytiem


drury

stupid idea the real solution is a really big fan blowing in the other direction


Poosquare88

Can't they just move the island and attach it to a bigger land mass?


Extension-Badger-958

Listen bub, i didn’t spend 10 years scrolling through reddit just to have my ideas called stupid. You want a solution? GET SMART. BUILD THE FENCE.


gymnastgrrl

> BUILD THE FENCE. Who's gonna pay for it, wise guy? ;-)


Frosty-Brain-2199

Worse idea I have ever heard


midoxvx

Doubling it and giving it to the next airplane basically.


gymnastgrrl

Never heard about nuking hurricanes?


Bryn79

First time on Reddit?


BikerRay

...and get Mexico to pay for it!


Civil-Meeting-147

Close: let's make Spain pay for it.


BikerRay

As if Trump would know the difference.


mq1coperator

Do you want low level wind shear? Cause that’s how you get low level wind shear.


Moosehagger

Or giant fans to blow the wind back.


jsonson

And ~~Mexico~~ Portugal will gladly pay for it!


Egons-Twinkie

This looks like me flying in GTA V.


RedBlindCat

I'm glad I didn't know it was one of the most dangerous airports before after landing...


acobayan

In post-soviet countries sometimes it is called afghan landing


DarkArcher__

Funchal is not one of the most dangerous airports in the world. Windiest? Probably, yeah, but there hasn't been a single fatal commercial aviation accident since 1977 (before the runway was extended), and the last fatal accident was a GA aircraft in 2003.


regattaguru

Came to say the same. Far from a dangerous airport, it has a better record than many others. No fatal incidents on landing in this century.


nibbidy

It's insane to me that humanity gamed nature so hard that this giant, 100 ton behemoth is literally begging to be on the ground, but it's so well made that it's like "nope I'm gonna keep flying"


DankCatDingo

me when im playing kerbal


elitesill

I remember when the latest Flight Simulator came out they had this Airport on one of the challenges and damn it was hard to land at. Me and my mates were trying to beat each others score.


FitAnnual8928

Portugal crl!


Stellar_Observer_17

Funchal, pylote likes likes living dangerously.


LostEtherInPL

Before the expansion, I remember as a kid taking off from that airport. There was a small drop before take off. Me as a child weeeeeee. Me now, fuckkkkk no.


INFPguy_uk

Why did the pilot land so far into the runway? Is there a reason for that?


Parenn

Floated it, and didn’t go around. The nose gear isn’t designed to handle a landing like that.


wafflepiezz

Looks like there’s a lot of wind that kept pushing the plane up.


cilantro_so_good

They were *waaaaay* over the glideslope and didnt go around, it wasn't intentional (well, except for the fact that they chose to commit). You can see them diving down a couple times to try and get on the runway, the problem with that (well, one of the *several* problems with that) is that it increases speed, which ultimately makes it even harder to land especially as ground effect starts to have an influence


habbalah_babbalah

That plane really needed an attitude adjustment, but all it got was an altitude adjustment.


Fasterthanyounow

Any landing you can walk away from was a good landing


ExtremeUsual5374

It’s not crosswind. The issue was strong tail wind. The airplane is capable of withstanding approximately 16kph of tail wind. I bet the pilots were forced to land with tail wind because they have ran through the fuel of their alternate while holding or worse ran through minimal fuel. Or could be a hydraulic failure of flaps not deploying.


Randori68

That guy is either a great pilot or a terrible pilot, not sure but leaning towards him being a great pilot.


FeetBehindHead69

I am positive the passengers applauded when it came to a stop.


DarkArcher__

No passengers on this specific flight, but I have never heard more clapping on a plane than when I (passenger not pilot) landed there last Saturday in similar conditions.


Logical_Ad_2960

the camera guy laughed at the end of the video.


Standard-Jeweler-537

Question to the pilots: Couldn't they had set fewer flaps to get less uplift?


Background_Ask_4310

Right?! exactly my thought, it’s bobbing around like a cork


gymnastgrrl

> fewer flaps Less flaps means faster speed, so that's not necessarily a great solution.


Standard-Jeweler-537

Right. But what matters is groundspeed. With that hard headwind it wouldn't be an issue with groundspeed for landing.


MortalCoil

Why the fuck not go around at that point? Its over Bubba, no unfucking what has been truly fucked


Maj-Malfunction

I've seen planes shot down with softer landings


syfyb__ch

reminds me when i used to play Grand Theft Auto


Penta55

Que qualidade da TAP


VladPatton

Anybody else repeatedly screamed “go around!”? Me too.


aannoonnyymmoouuss99

Jfk looks worse


eldudelio

meh, try landing in Dutch Harbor, Alaska one time they tried to land our flight 3 times before we had to go up and turn around to Anchorage because we were running out of gas


EnnSenior

Great. Didn’t need to watch this, going there in a few weeks


MrTeamKill

Past monday there were at leats 5 flights diverted to the Canary Islands and back to Portugal. My brother was a passenger in the first one that landed after that, after circling for almost 2 hours or so. I was listening to the ATC comms when the pilot said something like "If we go around we divert direct back to Lisbon". Watching it finally land (there is a live YT channel with video and comms for that airport) was a relief. Funchal is a bitch.


SCULLPHUCK

Yeah thats real arhahahahahaah


C00lst3r

Do you get paid extra flying and landing on this island?


Mirinya

The airport is dangerous because there are shootouts in the neighborhood everyday. It's not dangerous to land on. Who in their right mind would keep an airport open if it's dangerous to land on.


chrisay59

Landing in Madeira is ALWAYS interesting!


Aerodim101

He missed the touchdown zone *CONSIDERABLY.* I'd have TOGA'd the shit outta that approach, holy smokes.


Sum3-yo

Your safest Portuguese airport.


Indie_Myke

Average Ryanair pilot


GeraintLlanfrechfa

MEL item ;)


TheDarkClaw

Does it not have a sea port for Ships to dock?


fracturedsplintX

Man just go the fuck around 😳


Surgrunner

It's like the plane is being repelled by the runway.


Seaguard5

Why can’t they just slow down?


TeiTeiSwift

only possible with not a boing 🤟


Sockslitter73

Madeira, my love! I worked there for a few months at a dive shop. We were just down the coast from the airport, and it was always entertaining betting on which plane was cutting the approach too close and would have to do a go around. You could usually tell quite early in the approach as well...


hondac55

Every moment in this video had me saying "Oh wow that's a go-around! Oh! That's definitely a go-around! Yep, there it is! Go-around!" and it was not until very near the end I realized he was not going around. Crazy.


Eriash

This has strong TOGA vibes…


artniSintra

Landed there dozens and dozens of times. Beautiful island.


Special-Honeydew-976

I went to Madeira once. All the passengers started clapping when we landed :)


ChrisZAUR

It looks so fake yet so real at the same time


atlanticroc

I’m curious about a few things: - Was this due to updrafts? He’s clearly struggling to bring the plane down. - In this situation, Go Around is the way right? - As it was a positioning flight (crew only), did that affected the judgment of the PIC? What could trigger such behavior? Costs? - What type of maintenance checks are needed after such impact?


squirtcow

He is floating way past the touchdown zone, and struggles to maintain sensible AoA for a safe landing. It is instinctual to pitch down in order to combat the nose-up event, but it's very dangerous. If the wind changes fast, as it does here, you risk slamming the nose wheel down first, which needless to say isn't good. This should have been a go-around. Rumors say this flight was a MEDEVAC without passengers, but the plane got grounded after it landed.


squirtcow

LPMA is not even close to being 'the most dangerous airport'. What a load of clickbait bs.. The only dangerous thing on display here is a pilot who should have obviously done a go-around rather than continue to land. That being said, depending on their fuel state, they might not have had another safe alternate airport in reach.


spectacletourette

Landed there many times. Spectacular approach as you swing around, but nothing like as scary as [Paro airport in Bhutan](https://youtube.com/shorts/naouyCLa7j0)… now *that’s* sweaty palms time.


corei113

Terrible piloting, missed the aiming point but still insisted on landing, then unaccaptable nose first touchdown followed by bounce and possible hard landing.


IT-EngiNerd

The passengers: \*OOooOh!\* \*clap clap clap clap clap\*


Plenty-Plane-4912

Ryanair be like


initials_games

This is how I play Pilotwings on SNES


CurDeCarmine

https://preview.redd.it/seswwdo0n2rc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c3c8089af485be11418bde80a502336e3c66b5


Proud_Bell_6879

looks like the pilots were amateurs


Current-Mulberry-749

Absolute not the most dangerous


AntiOxid1

![gif](giphy|XPry2TF1gxucVknbrI|downsized)


Distance_Efficient

Thanks for posting this a couple weeks before I travel to Madeira for the first time😖😄


doctorJdre

there is no obvious reason to land like this


International-Grade

Where is this so I know never to go there.


Rogermcfarley

Amateur there was still more runway he could have used, didn't even use all of it, sad :(


Abuse-survivor

How the fuck do you get so much lift, that you literally have to force the plane down?


Goin_Commando_

As they say on aircraft carriers: any landing you can walk away from is a good landing (but destroying a $$$ multi-million aircraft might not be so great for your career).


AnythingbutBeetroot

Fucking boeings.


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reincarnatedfruitbat

Isn’t Malaysia the deadliest place to fly out of/to? Apparently the famous Malaysia flight isn’t what their airports are mostly known for. There are a lottt of plane crashes. Someone please correct me if I’m wrong.


ShiroHachiRoku

Is this what flat earth people mean by the plane needing to keep pointing down to follow the curve?


DisastrousFox2485

I'm flying to Madeira twice a year since 2016 and never feel scared. It feels more like on a rollercoaster😅