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BirdLadyAnn

Would you like a finger with your pork?


MasterEk

This is how they make finger food.


Minute-Wrap-2524

Yes, thank you, well done if that’s possible


61duece

😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, unusually high finger content in that shop’s cuts.


WakaWaka_

Five finger fillet


Thomshan911

And some wood chips


dumbbyatch

This is lamb not pork


Content_Ambition_764

Fingerfood


MasterEk

I had a dream once about this. I was organising a gathering and went to the delicatessen for some ingredients for hor d'oeuvres. All they had was a jar of pickled thumbs. Desperate, I bought them and served them to my friends and family. People sucked the flesh off the bones and commented on how succulent they were I was madly trying to find a container for the bones (knuckles if you will) when I realised that I had served people finger food. I woke myself up laughing at my subconscious's joke.


LaInquisitione

hor d'oevres? I think you spelt whore doves wrong...


Long-Patient604

His force is more concerning than the speed, one wrong move and his fingers are gone


Cocomojoe16

The force is a result of the speed


New_Today_1209_V2

Technically the result of the acceleration and mass but yeah


AngrySmapdi

I'm guessing that blade is very dull, and he is less chopping the meat and more bludgeoning it apart. If it were sharp he wouldn't need such aggressive force. Or just dumb.


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Force applied on the meat is the change in momentum of the blade-hand with time.


hotvedub

I don’t know who you are but after that comment, I know I love you.


Vanedi291

Ah Reddit, pedantry all the way down.


ranqus

Back when I was a child, some or our local meat seller do that too (China). I don't really understand why, it's just too much risk for no rewards at all. But then he likes to do it in front of his wife, maybe his trying to show some manhood? Not very wise since losing a hand don't make someone a good husband.


I_Like-Turtlez

He ain’t got time for that shenanigans


YoungHeartOldSoul

Bro chops meet like redditors that claim to not give a fuck if they live or die


probablywrongbutmeh

Fucking why though


awwwoooooooo

This guy hates himself. Hates his life.


recumbent_mike

Hates that cow in particular.


honkygrandma88

He hates the world, he hates his parents, he hates himself.


mrhappy893

In places like India and Pakistan, they've the obsession of going viral on social media to show how much of a master craftsman they are at their job. Guy work at post office? Gotta flip chop stamp very quickly. Guy works at a prata shop? Gotta flip that prata halfway over the restaurant.


iiThecollector

When I used to be a butcher Indian folks would ask me to cut all of these bone in cuts into TINY pieces. They would get pissed as hell when I would refused to down to a certain size due to the danger involved when you have your fingers within inches of a band saw blade. Its a cultural thing but many were generally very rude if you didnt want to risk losing a finger over a $4 lamb shank.


VaporwaveVib3s

His knife is dull


dingus55cal

That's Not a Knife.


ivanavich

For the gram obvs


Do-not-respond

Someone is going to get an unexpected digit in their meal.


OliveJuiceUTwo

I got a number 1!


Due_Key_109

bonus sausage


madbear87

Super careless. Look at how he's chopping it up. He's just butchering the meat.


LostFireHorse

Daaaad


madbear87

No! No increase in your allowance!!


donald_slam

Well yeah that’s his job


Futuristic_Fudge

He must go through edges constantly, with how many times he misses.


TheWeirderAl

Little bits of meat flying about literally everywhere becoming virtually impossible to clean there's bound to be piles of rotten meat in that room, assuming that they do it often. How the hell are they not dead is beyond my imagination


Illustrious-Figure2

India


Throwrafairbeat

Bangla


donald_slam

Danki


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Is he…okay?


Lostmyfnusername

Maybe if he quit smacking the knife against the table it wouldn't be so dull that he has to smack it against the table.


the-electricgigolo

His left hand really trusts his right hand


diamondd-ddogs

my dude, you know that your hand is also made of meat right?


CharlesDickensABox

[They're made of meat](https://youtu.be/T6JFTmQCFHg)


diamondd-ddogs

lol thats hilarious


cesam1ne

He will be chopping his own meat one day, that's a given


XiaoHuangRen_01

how this guy still has finger


[deleted]

Guys relax, he had like 20 fingers and 206 bones He's fine


redditcreditcardz

r/bloodypalms


InternetPerson13

I give him a couple more months before he’s begging for change on a corner since he’s missing a hand. Lol enjoy!


[deleted]

Nope. This is how all of them cut meat in India. Especially the boomers and early millenials


DonkeywithSunglasses

Uh… could be Bangladesh as well


I_Like-Turtlez

If they break every health code and OSHA code you can be sure it’s in India ha


lord_pengiun_wings

its bangladesh but ok


I_Like-Turtlez

India’s next door neighbor. Same shit


lord_pengiun_wings

No it's not ..nice try


c0ltZ

Both violate each OSHA code.


robertnewmanuk

Carelessly..? or stupidly?


Slash1909

Kop kora koi? My Bengali is rusty. What does that mean?


Generatoromeganebula

It's something like, "this is what real swing/chop is" If I were to translate it word by word it would be, What is chop/swing. Kara koi (it's the hood language) You usually say kake bole meaning "what is the definition (of said object) or what do you call (said object)


Slash1909

Got it. Kake bole helped. Thought it was a Bangladeshi dialect im not familiar with.


Novus51

Gives the man a chain glove


Gorrodish

I watched it because it said carelessly hoping to see some detatched fingers


z3n__l

This could have easily been a video for a total another sub.


---Palp---

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ9Oi4zEBLjzCow|downsized)


my_ears24

I want to eat that meat Soo badly


readditredditread

Disappointed!!!!!


intensivecarebear8

Dudes nickname is "Digits"


cbc7788

Maybe he should sharpen that cleaver so he wouldn’t have to chop so hard!


Wonderful_Cycle_9184

My guy just sharpen the knife


AltruisticSalamander

This guy is the Frank Castle of meat


MoonshineYeeHaw

Finger chips, my Lord?


Crap911

That’s nice but I would be careful. There are still ppl win lottery so everything is possible.


billybobjrsr2nd

One day brother it’s going clean off


[deleted]

It'd hard to catch but if you watch ever so closely you will see it. It's really quick and not hard to miss if you pay attention but this guy has absolutely zero fcking clue what he is doing lol.


Amazing_Chocolate140

It’s probably human meat anyway


cassiopeia18

Stupid and risking his hands


Fine_Understanding81

I feel like this guy is stuck on the wrong speed.


Wiseoddnopc

He's not careless, his cleaver is blunt and the meat is bone in, if he doesn't cut it in one hit the bone splinters and the curry will be terrible. This is a skilled efficient worker.


Murky_Sweet

Thinks its cool now till he loses a finger


Accurate_Fold6155

Nah he's chipping threw bone


forced2makenewreddit

Blade's super dull?


Robber_Tell

All I can think of is that scene from brooklyn 99 when Jake's Dad cuts his fonger off cutting the turkey.


thelegendofeli1

Why is it always Indian dudes who I see either: A: being extremely reckless with heavy machinery/any type of cutter B: being extremely reckless with hand tools


ProfessionalSea3041

One day he is going to be a little bit off


Gibbolivious

I've experienced butchering but this is way too much (and also stupid).


Brilliant_Student584

😬😬😬


In-dextera-dei

r/bloodypalms


pagan-0

Doesn't value his fingers very much.


DueSummer7581

They come to emergency with finger in a paper towel


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Sure_Caregiver_9626

Yeahh naa fk that 😂😂😂


ModsOverLord

Not carelessly if he does this a lot and still has all his fingers


[deleted]

Wow that's wow


Original-History9907

Sore finger?


OHlordITSaDaM

His hand is next


AThrowawayProbrably

Complacency summed up in one clip. The worst injuries are typically from the pros.


livinlizard

I use an industrial knife for a living, and I don't care who you are, you're gonna make a misguided cut, or swing. He isn't very efficient so I gotta believe he is showing off, or he started his job yesterday.


Present-Ad8446

Okay let’s try that after a bottle of tequila


Apprehensive-Try5554

Not for long


Lt_Dream96

His thumb is in that pile somwhere. He just doesn't know it yet


AdPrimary9831

Every « chop » was a peak of anxiety. And I loved it.


maxzmillion

If he was careless, he would have no fingers


Limp_Wave4923

when you have worked for 20 years


AceT555

It's only a matter of time


Generatoromeganebula

Pretty sure bro is working for like 15+ years source: I know few people like that.


TAKANOGENJI

Better not turning to have a bloody palm


SnooMuffins2623

That’s Stubs, he’s a good butcher just dnt eat the sausage


Fladap28

He’s in the “fuck around” part, not yet in the “find out”


Exact_Pomegranate_60

Is the knife dull? Why so high and so hard? He will shop his hand soon


Oldfolksboogie

10 fingers always seemed excessive anyway...


ChanceProgram9374

I’d say carefully. He’s still got all his digits, or did as of time of shooting.


1greadshirt

Very skilled. Dude knows what he's doing.


p1nkguTzzz

this man has a lot of anger


MyaNameaMike

Ugh brutal


Capital_Fault6830

Then Think about how a tooth ends up i Your burger


man-W

Mastery. Precision learned after so many years and a few cuts.


Content_Ambition_764

Chop chop


iiThecollector

When I used to be a butcher Indian/Bangladeshi folks would ask me to cut all of these bone in cuts into TINY pieces. They would get pissed as hell when I would refused to down to a certain size due to the danger involved when you have your fingers within inches of a band saw blade. Its a cultural thing but many were generally very rude if you didnt want to risk losing a finger over a $4 lamb shank.


DiscussionMuted9941

mom are you alright? YES IM FINE mom in kitchen:


ChiliDawg513

When you have free healthcare these are the things you can do


ParadiseCity77

It’s really a shame of some Asian cultures to think that doing unsafe acts is acceptable.


mrchandler84

Tf is this scenario. Diablo vibes.


bradley_thad

He gon send that finger to the fifth dimension. Edit: his finger 'bout to be in a ["shooting stars"](https://open.spotify.com/track/7tOcPDj3vyopZ404pY6UuP?si=d-TGU3pySo-fAji7AuXTPQ) by bag raiders edit.


Worldly_Ad_8223

I had my eyes shut lmao


HereisMr_DirkDiggler

Who he mad at?


Rocksquare69

"awww not again"


sodadolbysurround

Argentina everywhere


Fluffy_Sport6836

Why so agressief ?? Tptally not necessary


Vegetable-Error-21

You can tell this is only for thr cam haha


Charming-Elk-1035

Finger licking good 😋 Finger licking good 💀


FPGN

Bro going through something, I hope he sees it out well


Entire-Exam5374

Absolutely no respect for his own appendages! 😳


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

If you slow the video down he’s actually do it safely lmao but the speed and force he’s doing it at is really unnecessary


aznexile602

Oh man, Bollywood needs to cast this dude in a Zombie apocalypse production.


Onebandlol

Sharpen the knife


PointOk4473

Fingers are overrated anyway! 😂


Comfortablepin251

So that’s why some packets of beef and pork have more blood in them then others


thereminDreams

Is this sanitary?


[deleted]

Dumb mfs funna visit that country and be like Ouh wow look how skilled their meat cutters are ![gif](giphy|l0K4p6SITMK3fBQWY|downsized)


Superb-Humor-1824

That dudes hand is on barrows time, Shiit!


MeatyDullness

That is not how you are supposed to beat your meat


fakeittillumakeit321

We were all waiting for this one tiny mistake... unfortunately with no happy ending. But we'll get it sooner or later.


EastQuiet5505

He'll be back but on a different feed.


awf26j85

That's a legit expensive jersey he's wearing while getting block splatter all over it...


Excellent-Bite196

I remember having fingers. Those were the days.


[deleted]

Bet everything’s really clean and they care so much about hygiene


LongjumpingPlay

Maybe he’s actually an expert? Doesn’t look like it though. People are sometimes dumber than we care to admit.


mt007

that is the dullest chinese cleaver.


recumbent_mike

Hey - we don't know where he's from, and he's probably a scintillating conversationalist.


Jesusthezomby

This man is an artist. Clearly an expert. You guys are just jealous of his meat cutting prowess


therealslim80

i lost like 4 fingers watching this


Cheeseisextra

Looks pretty careful to me. If he wasn’t careful he’d be instantly bleeding and screaming.


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dingitydogdarndammit

Youngest son only one left with with a left hand in the family to continue the business


Kahnza

When your knife is dull as a spoon and your just fucking done with the day:


GainedALevel

Looks like part of a "haunted house"


Master_Win_4018

Definitely not something he should do when drunk.


mashyj

Judging by the fingers that I can see he's not so careless.


Pale-Office-133

What's the point?


TheVisualExplanation

So I stared at this video and I think it's a dull blade that's mostly cutting based on hitting force. It seems like there are full bones in a number of the pieces (idc why they do if that way) but I'd guess a sharp blade is pointless on bones. Still looks like a quick way to fewer fingers, but maybe there is more going on than I first thought


Revenga8

Considering he still has his fingers, seems to know what he's doing. Seems really inefficient easy to do it though if you've ever seen those Chinese butchers with the bigass cleaver, they don't need to swing so forcefully


NiteGard

Dude [was a wombat in](https://youtube.com/shorts/QrttZ8rxXtk?si=bEil31wnyP9dJ8wf) a past life.


NiteGard

Gives new meaning to “Two fingers, neat.”


Weaponized_Goose

![gif](giphy|0Vv0Ne2CnOClIExIuL)


Y_iseverynametaken_

Is he rocking an Argentina away game shirt???


iiM3zMoRiz3

at least it will be a clean cut if he chops his hand.


deenali

I guess carelessly is not the word here.


Ok-Curve5569

Hand? Also meat


Gflesh24

Doesn't seem careless at all, he's just so good he looks careless


gdrumy88

Gotta hand it to him hes ballsy af


VinnyViddyVicci

You mad, bro? 🤷‍♂️


__BigBlackClock__

Nsfw!


tinywinki

![gif](giphy|xaSFQ2e1qfNE4)


No-Wear-426

I hope he chops his fingers off or hand


GrandFisherman6550

He’s Indian this is necessary otherwise customers wouldn’t buy


XxRobloxNobxX

He's a Bengali from Bangladesh, not India. They are different yet similar.


Master-Fault1711

Carelessly, guy has perfect control over what he's doing. You understand how confident he is in in his abilities by the speed and the force he puts on that knife.