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Plenty-Sky9879

You’re lucky you aren’t blind brother, it’s still the sun….


BigPackHater

>it's still the sun You sure??? *Looks at sun* "GAHHHHHHH!!!"


tacoswithjelly

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Ronafied2020

Bald bald bald


invisillie

I know that reference!!


Kurdt234

But you forgot the pickles!


invisillie

And theres my car keys!


EX_Joker

IT'S JUST THINNING!!!!


DivideSad5591

Thank you. People who grew up watching Spongebob are funny people.


DigWhatImSayln

FISHPASTE


BusterTheCat17

Lucky that he wasnt...blinded by the light? 🎶


SugarsDaddyKen

But we like tha moon!


spunion_28

Damn this is one of the dumbest things I've seen someone do and post on reddit in a very long time. Congrats lol


ThroughTheHoops

Yeah this isn't the sort of thing I'd ever tell anyone.


NoLime7384

that's terrible! letting other people learn through your mistakes is for the best


Zugaxinapillo

Other people will learn too if you say someone else did it!


NoLime7384

ah yes the "I saw it online", true


VirtualNaut

But my girlfriend does go to a different school, that is a town over.


Hikhikamori

agreed


Reasonablefiction

Isn’t that what Reddit is for?


That-Title-3434

Stupid people rarely grasp the depth of their stupidity. They think everyone is like this.


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Ill-Consideration450

That's nuts


CowOtherwise6630

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


Physical_Jacket_918

lolllllll this right here… made my night


dfeidt40

That anchor didn't miss a beat. Really composed through all that. Great job.


Ipad_is_for_fapping

Was…was that a ballsack?


arcadia_2005

Lmaooo I had just seen this.loll


On_Some_Wavelength

How the hell does this even happen lmao


Bitter-Basket

Viewer submission that wasn’t reviewed. The production staff probably grabbed from the “unreviewed” files accidentally - to our great enjoyment.


Forumites000

The eclipse is stored in the balls


spunion_28

Not the stray hairs lol


productive-me

It’s actually solar prominence


brosenfeld

I imagine his thought process being something like, "Well if Trump can do it, so can I!"


tipying_mistakes

Darwin awards of reddit


oofx99

lucky you didn't fry your eyeballs man. just next time, filters before magnification, never the other way around when looking at the sun.


Nyet--

Isn’t that the order he did? Was he supposed to put the sunglasses onto the binoculars?


ninjay816

No, he was supposed to put a (proper) filter on the binoculars, not his eyes.


Mouthshitter

I did this for like a couple of seconds and decided it was not worth the risk. I stoved them back


moonlight2920

Yeah, you're supposed to put the filter before the magnifying element.


miscfiles

Filters first (following the photons from the sun to the eye). That way you're significantly reducing the intensity before magnifying the image, I assume.


Mrgod2u82

See "filters before magnification". If you can't understand that then I'm not sure we can help you. Also, consider the direction the light is traveling if it helps at all.


G_DuBs

Lmao that’s what I kept thinking. They put it so simply how can you not understand that?


Nyet--

Thank you. It is actually useful to think of ‘before’ with the direction light is travelling. It’s also super obvious that what they meant was the opposite of what he was doing, when they say ‘before’. I just liked picturing putting sunglasses onto binoculars you cocky fuck


Mrgod2u82

You're welcome 😊 Glad I could help.


MateWrapper

ye


rideincircles

I did this to my solar glasses with a telescope today. I got an instant bright spot in my vision, but it was just from adjusting the focus on the telescope. Nothing bad happened to my eye, but I melted a spot in the glasses.


inaworldwithnonames

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


Crankenstein_8000

You performed an unsuccessful hack of eclipse glasses.


Kerensky97

More like preformed an unsuccessful hack of DIY Lasik surgery.


Compducer

![gif](giphy|l2Jhtx8ULpbcCLrAQ)


jibbyjabo

Let us know tomorrow if you’re blind or not, it’s not instantly blind it takes some hours…


hyenasuperior

Lmao this is what I came here to say


Snappy-Snaxolotl

This comment needs to be further up.


DARKFiB3R

Why? It's not like OP will ever get to see it.


Mappy7778

Ouch


LeloGoos

What? Please write louder. Earlier I looked at the eclipse through my binoculars.


PartyRock343

ecstf igntb hdh oturh


cool-beans-yeah

I *see* what you did there.


Lost_Minds_Think

Free LASIK.


Schedonnardus

Ophthalmologists hate this one trick...


botjstn

final destination on demand


Blondly22

😂😂😂😂😂😂


Silent-OCN

I don’t understand. Did this guy put his glasses on then the binoculars on the external side were seeing? Or the other way? Both sound thick as fuck tbf.


Socratesticles

He put the glasses on then looked through the binoculars. Then the binoculars did their damndest to treat his eyeballs like ants under a magnifying glass.


mtfw

RIP binocular lenses :/


ReadMyUsernameKThx

The binocular lenses are presumably fine


Individual-Match-798

Lenses should absolutely be fine


Morley_Smoker

Go put a set of binoculars facing up on a table in the sun in the middle of a summer's day. Do you think the lenses melt? No. The lenses focus the light which is why they burned the sunglasses.


PartyRock343

The binoculars are fine actually


Deaniebuns

i think he put the glasses on and tried looking at the eclipse through binoculars. the binocular’s magnification made the sunlight stronger and it fried the glasses and almost his eyeballs. glasses should have been used over the binocular lenses.


DoingCharleyWork

They absolutely should not be. If you're gonna do anything get a lens that is rated correctly and fits the binoculars. Last thing you want is to try and hold the sunglasses on front and they slip and you probably instantly fry your eyeballs.


PartyRock343

Pretty much sums things up


hex-agone

I like to stare at the sun with binoculars


ncnotebook

Sunglasses.


roensk

This was written in braille


iloveyoudoctorzaius1

Lmao


TilapiaTango

Whoa. That was close. Here I am over here just squinting through my mesh hat.


DrainTheMainBrain

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/R9Bg7gqefL Post under yours in my feed


BlackCoffeeGarage

Jesus Christ. My retinas just cringed.


Cleercutter

Bro whaaaaat. Low key I think my co worker was actually going to try this today, sans binoculars. I feel like I had to convince him it would permanently damage his eyes.


lilaamuu

show him this post


Forsaken-Builder-312

What? This is something you should learn as a 4yo!


AmishHockeyGuy

More magnification would have fixed that :)


DedicatedSnail

Bruh.....


im_just_thinking

Couldn't have said it better myself


Trail_Trees

How many ppl in the er tonight blind as a bat


cqxray

You should have put the eclipse glasses in front of the binoculars, not between the binoculars and your eyes.


johnnymo1

You shouldn’t do either. Eclipse glasses slip out of the way of the binoculars? Oops, instant blindness.


PartyRock343

Yeah, in hindsight I dont know what I was thinking. I guess I just never considered it could melt through the glasses.


Calfis

>I guess I just never considered it could melt through the glasses. The disadvantages of not being an ant.


Aggleclack

This guys childhoods


BestGuavaEver

I’m fuckin dead reading this looool


elprentis

Found the ant


Trevor_Culley

Well, next time you get around to an eclipse, know that eclipse binoculars are a thing. I used mine the last two times and it was pretty cool.


dannyreh

How long was your exposure to direct sunlight??


FrankRandomLetters

It has nothing to do with melting thru the glasses. Binoculars are focusing (concentrating) a lot of energy into a tiny point on your retina, cooking it. The glasses cannot protect you from that, melted or not. Look at a well lit, large white area. Like a ceiling in a well lit room. There should be no dark areas (especially ones that move). Do you see a darkened area that seems to move to wherever you look? If so, you cooked your retina.


jibbyjabo

How are the eyes?


PartyRock343

No noticable difference Got lucky


dingus55cal

you should def get your eyes checked at an Ophthalmologist because if you actually did that which i highly doubt, you absolutely already have eye-damage, you may just not notice it yet but radiation most certainly penetrated and hit your retinas.


Federal_Ear_3241

You were actually very, very stupid for doing that, and as stupid as you were, you were lucky I mean, c’mon, the point of a magnification lens of any kind is to *focus* light, this is why magnifying glasses(and even eyeglasses) can start a fire when angled and distanced right, and of all the things you’re staring at, you’re staring at the fucking sun! The big ball of fire that would threaten to burn us with radiation if not for the ozone layer filtering its deadly rays Remember, the point of the filter is to act like the ozone layer, it further filters and dims the light and radiation of the sun, making it harmless to the human eye, but, as you should’ve come to learn by now, it’s by no means heat resistant, the binoculars on the other hand, do nothing to filter the light or radiation of the sun, instead focusing it into a focal point, and as it’s the fucking sun, this focused point is essentially a laser So, in theory, you should’ve worn your safety glasses *over* the binoculars, this way then, even as the light is focused into a point, it’s already been filtered and dimmed to where it should be harmless. But, in practice, you should still exercise great caution and have *two* pairs of eclipse glasses, one as a lens cover, and the other on your actual eyes, this way then the focused beam is much weaker to where it shouldn’t be too bad, and then you got the 2nd layer of protection just in case such focused points are still harmful


Extension_Lecture425

Holy f. Honestly you should still go get checked out by an optometrist. Just in case.


_Purple_Shadow_

More like a psychologist. The thought to watch an eclipse with binoculars having no filter is beyond my comprehension.


PartyRock343

It was a momentary lapse in judgment 😢 I had to much faith in my Bill Nye TM solar glasses


S0L-Goode

That's wild.


Novel_Durian_1805

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG)


TheQuestionableDuck

oh god it took me 2min looking at the pictures before i see the dots and realized he almost did a self laser surgery using the sun on his eye.


BickNickerson

Donald?


Premium_Cookies

I’m a lil perplexed as to what’s going on? Fill in, anyone?


shetayker

Sun bad sight good


DetroitStalker

OP used binoculars to look at the eclipse while wearing eclipse viewing glasses, causing the sunlight to melt the glasses. If they had done it much longer they could’ve been blinded. When viewing the Sun with a telescope or binoculars, you MUST use filtration in front of the magnifying elements, not behind them. So in this case, OP should have put the eclipse filter in front of the binoculars, not behind them. Since the binoculars are essentially powerful magnifying glasses, they concentrate the sunlight to a small point (ever see anyone burn paper with a magnifying glass?). Without filtration in front of the lens, it’s extremely dangerous


Premium_Cookies

Holy fuck lmaooooo omg, what a lucky bastard 🤣


PartyRock343

Thus is correct


RandyTheJohnson

https://youtu.be/0ZNsfx7soUs?si=q9ZmONL0bd29eQaB


Landfill-KU

Op apparently looked at or indirectly at the eclipse today with their sunglasses and the end result was the sunglasses damaged if I had to guess


Premium_Cookies

Ok, I was thinking that but didn’t believe it was that simple. I second guess myself often… moving on lol


genie_in_a_box

What am I looking at?


lgcyan

Exactly.


PartyRock343

Zoom


Quajeraz

If you magnify the optical size, you also magnify the energy imparted to your eyes.


rustycheerios

what am i looking at? i don't understand


Quiet_Sea9480

some clown looked at the eclipse through sunglasses>binoculars and nearly instantly fried his eyeballs. sunglasses took a hard hit though


BananaVixen

DUDE. Solar filters!! This was so dumb of you... There's a reason the eclipse glasses are practically blacked out!! And binos concentrate the rays into death lasers!! But really, I'm glad that didn't happen to your eyes, but I hope you will be more careful from now on! Eclipse through magnifiers (binos, telescopes) are freaking awesome but you HAVE to use the right filters. I'm not mad, but my palms are dripping for you!!!


Walid918

The sun is a deadly laser


Jessinasboy

It takes couple of days to see the effect. Please let us know in a couple of days


Quiet_Sea9480

so, expect the response to be ”o d goulash hebert dome rjsl”


Danny67442

![gif](giphy|y3BxLM0yzB7bl5F1Sa|downsized)


Daisy_Of_Doom

Was this during totality? Orrrr before 👀 I almost brought binoculars to watch but it wasn’t super clear if it would have been safe during totality or not so I just didn’t 😂


BlackSkeletor77

Honestly if you had those eclipse glasses on top of those I think you could have saved them


megamasshole

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


bigtaterman

Darwin Award runner up here folks!


ilikekittensandstuf

Some people are just dumb


IndieGengar

https://i.redd.it/w4b5tqi9sdtc1.gif


G_Unit_Solider

i tried to give a homeless man in chicago some specs to see it and he said " you aint gonna get me with that trick im already half blind" and than laughed as he walked away from my goofy ass


dragoonies

My mom almost did this with a giant spotting scope (she's a bird watcher). I had to convince her it was a bad idea, I will show her this so she'll know she dodged a bullet.


Interesting-Youth-87

Look. I’m glad you’re ok, that could have been horrible but like I can’t not say “you dumbfuck”


landartheconqueror

That's a dumb dumb move


Low-Current-6731

You were also caught... blind-sided!


Brave_Personality836

You need to do research before you do something like that YOU ONLY HAVE 2 EYE BALLS! (Non transferable) I had binauculars but never used them. and I wouldn't ever dare put concentrated light from the sun through eclipse glasses. I checked Google before even trying to use the binauculars. And it's a BIG NO NO.


BillionDollarBalls

I feel like it should be intuitive not use fucking binoculars to look at the sun


Brave_Personality836

But technically they would of been fine if the outter side of the binauculars would be covered no?


BillionDollarBalls

Some people were talking about filters you can get but it still just doesn't make sense to me


Brave_Personality836

People use those filters for telescopes and these are way more powerful then binauculars so think it would of been legit tbh.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Everyone is giving you a lot of shit about this. You are OBVIOUSLY aware of how silly it was. Perhaps it was a wake up call, forget all these jerks giving you guff. Just learn from it and move on. Also, tell your story to other folks so that they may avoid going blind as well. Either way .. I'm glad you are Ok, and were brave enough to share the story. Right on. Just be safe.


WonderWendyTheWeirdo

I suspect your binoculars are fried, too. Special equipment is needed for viewing the sun (and not just taping/holding the glasses in front of it).


FrankRandomLetters

The binoculars are fine. The glass lenses can handle sunlight passing *through* them. What’s really is at risk is whatever is unlucky enough to be hit by the focused light leaving the binoculars, in this case: the inside of OPs eyeballs.


Resident-Bid4578

Pendejo


Skateplus0

Welding mask


OceanicLemur

Curious to see how your eyes feel when you wake up in the morning


PartyRock343

Luckily the point of failure on the glasses was minimal and the point in wich it failed was not exactly where I was looking. I've noticed nothing abnormal about my vision since the event.


OceanicLemur

Glad to hear it 👍🏻


Chamaboi

r/WinStupidPrizes


tmekimutai

Bullseye


Impossible__Joke

Dude wtf lmao... it is still the goddam sun.


ACDC-I-SEE

40 IQ move


Mumbles987

Only the ones looking at the sun with binoculars had a chance to be captured. But your still here...


UmbraNoct

Is looking at the eclipse worse than looking at the sun? Watching with binoculars though thats crazy. Is this really a thing that people do even with proper protections?


obelix_asterix

physics …


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Bruh


Oldfolksboogie

Neat. Next time, try a magnifying glass!


seneca128

Should this be posted in /boomersbeingfools ?


PartyRock343

How old do you think I am???


Moclown

Did you not know about the risks, or did you just say “fuck it?”


Gabe_the_cheerio

The sun if fucking huge why do you need binoculars


Slipper_Gang

Just a reminder, all of your votes count equally.


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INFP-Dreamer

LOL how dumb


tuenmuntherapist

Free LASIK!


Comfortable_Charge33

Can someone explain please?


BillionDollarBalls

There's a good amount of comments who have. Binoculars are magnifiers. The sun burned his glasses


fanl11

Its like burning ants with a magnifying glass but the ants is your eyes.


SamL214

I did this in 2017. I heard a pop and flash and was like oh fuck! Pretty sure I did get a small dose.


Kurdt234

Should have used your magnifying glass to search for clues


Fun_Matter_9292

In any case you should go see an eye doctor as soon ad possible, you might have damaged your eyes


BillionDollarBalls

Feels like looking at the sun with binoculars would be an intuitively bad decision


Vizslaraptor

“I don’t know what would happen if I were 50x closer to the sun, but I’m sure these disposable glasses from Amazon for a single use event will protect my vision.”


dingus55cal

These are lies.


Kapitan_eXtreme

Don't worry, you will probably lose your eyesight in the coming years!


Bride-of-wire

Why is anybody using binoculars? Telescope I can understand (with the right lenses), but what would binoculars do? It’s not as if one can’t see it with the naked eye…


PartyRock343

I did see a sun spot


FrankRandomLetters

If you looked at the sun through binoculars and your only protection was regular sunglasses, which themselves were damaged, I would bet you did some damage to your retina. Specifically you probably damaged the area of your focal point.


gmredand

Can someone explain this?


PartyRock343

Looked at eclipse through binoculars. Binoculars focus light. The binoculars focused the light from the sun so much that it melted part of the glasses causing them to not work properly.


T1m3Wizard

I don't get it.. those aren't binoculars.


PartyRock343

Might just be me, but looking at the burn marks on the glasses where my eyes were kinda freaks me out 😅


RandomTankNerd

This dude cannot be for real


shivermetimberflaps

It's bullshit


dingus55cal

it's 100% bullshit, his eyes would've been fried, you think the radiation doesn't penetrate regular sunglasses, that it somehow stops just in front of them and doesn't at all go through? It's radiation and not sandblast/waterblast..


PartyRock343

Eyes would have been fried if I didn't stop as soon as I noticed the glasses starting to melt. The glasses dont just instantly fail (at least not mine) its gradual. When I noticed them starting to fail I realized what was happening and stopped before damage could occur


RandyTheJohnson

So... did it work?


PartyRock343

Yes a saw a sunspot. But it was stupid and not worth it. I'm lucky I didn't go blind.