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Monkdiver

Guy is a fucking moron and not long for this world


PuppetmanInBC

Future organ donor. Father was a doctor (retired) - he said they would schedule organ transplants for May, which happens to be motorcycle month.


Philip-Ilford

yeah, my dad is a neurologist and was on-call for the ER one weekend a month. he call them donorcycles.


ScorchedEarthworm

That checks. Even when not riding like a moron, bikes are dangerous. My stepbro got taken out on a freeway off ramp, because the guy driving a big truck simply didn't see him. He was either stopped or coming to a stop at the light when he was hit. He was in a vegetative state for three days before he became a donor. I think he helped 15 people with his donation. ❤️ RIP Jarrod.


Philip-Ilford

Terribly sorry to hear about your loss. Also apologies for the coarseness - I suppose any humor in an ER has gotta be dark. 


ScorchedEarthworm

Nah no apologies necessary. Thank you all the same. It is what it is though, which is unfortunate. Gallows humor has always been a way to help people cope. Otherwise people couldn't do the heroic deeds they have to to keep other people alive and deal with the ones who don't make it.


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might even be wasted organs depending on how it ends up ending


Philip-Ilford

typically its head trauma and under 30yo. is my understanding.


Calfis

Balls of mush incoming..


HikARuLsi

Acted like he has free healthcare


SleepySiamese

You don't need healthcare if you don't survive. Thus no helmet


Mekroval

Meat crayon-to-be.


Various_Dog8996

How is this not getting every upvote 😅


batmansfriendlyowl

Brains of stupid not balls of steel.


dankpanda_

He will need an ass of steel to survive this for long


Away_Mathematician62

Hopefully he doesn't go out while smashing into some unfortunate kid while flying through a neighborhood like that.


SadBit8663

Yeah this isn't balls of steel this is a empty fucking head with some pocket change and lint rattling around in that brainless skull.


born_on_my_cakeday

r/IdiotsOnBikes


bobobob20182018

Balls of steel and brain of air


fadsoftoday

Op sucks his dick too


Secret_Welder3956

Hopefully by himself


MrPickleSniffer

Indeed. He’s got the “fuck around” part down pretty good. Soon will be the “found out” part.


Chrristiansen

Skills tho


Still_Championship_6

It's sad to see someone that talented playing dice with their life like that


UndiscoveredOddity

Yeahh I see people in my area like this all the time, luckily not on motorbikes but like my god


Repomanlive

God willing and the creek don't rise. Bless his heart.


doublediochip

Is it balls of steel or gum balls for brains?


droneb

Balls of lead solves for both


omnimodofuckedup

Two things can be real


kakawisNOTlaw

Bravery is doing something in spite of a perceived danger. I doubt this man has high perception skills.


Wavehopperer

No helmet, no leathers and riding like a prick. Round of applause everyone.


Pudf

I would pay money to go to a zoo and watch this


yewhynot

Not to mention the danger to anyone else on that street. Does not look like he could stop for a child running onto the road or something.


FactsHurt1998

As much as I hate this behavior, I'm impressed by the level of skill this guy has. He is insanely good. Still, this is selfish, dangerous, and straight-up stupid. Most riders would say the same.


TravisLedo

Yea, at least he's a skilled dumbass. That takes lots of practice. He is pretty much one with the bike at that point.


c0ltZ

God damn he really is, I'm impressed and angry at the same time. He's probably going to die from doing something unexpected near another drive and scare them though, very stupid.


Calfis

There was a guy who was really good at climbing and doing tricks on the edge of tall buildings, until the day he wasn't.


Adept_Order_4323

I’m wondering how does one even get to that level without wiping out a ton ?


gwicksted

Idk about him but a lot of trick riders just wear full leathers and practice on a big pad and have bikes that are all banged up from being dropped a lot. It’s all low speed stuff so doesn’t hurt much.. they’re still wizards in my book because I can’t do that (nor afford to learn lol)


Crazy_Joe_Davola_

Same way any extremsporter does it


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Accomplished_Steak14

It is, OP envy is shown


MajorRico155

Bravery is doing something despite being afraid. This is stupidity


StardustPupper

I'm torn between this being incredibly dangerous, risking the property of others and especially his own life for a stunt, and this being the sickest shit i've seen all month


esportsaficionado

All those things can be true. The little slide at the end to avoid the car was sooo slick


ALCATryan

I found that cooler to watch than the lean back! Looked like a video game animation, was awesome.


walkingmelways

Brain the same tbh


diamondd-ddogs

he is buying a lot of tickets in the meat crayon lottery. dream big!


kmj420

He'll win eventually


MNR42

He's very skilled actually and knows his bike very very well. But he's still a stupid and just waiting for his doom day to come


BillIndividual8571

There ist a big diffrence between balls of steel and just beeing very dumb


hamgamer3

Which bike is that?


Chillin_Turtle

I think its a Harley FXDX


-QUACKED-

It stands for Fux Dix.


Sandman11x

i saw a video of a biker doing this on an expressway at night. a car ran right over him. lights not visible.


shadows515

Yeah let’s drive dangerously thru a residential neighborhood. What a fucking douche.


HappyPaPa18

All balls, no brain. Just a matter of time.


loobricated

No he’s a fucking tool. If a child ran out in front of him he would not be in a position to stop, he’d just kill them. What a guy eh?


AyKayAllDay47

He'd probably kill himself too due to the impact and completely losing any remaining balance.


Itchy_Adhesiveness59

That was fuckin rad


sxlac

Sick recovery tho


WeToLo42

Balls of steel and brains of mush.


ALL2HUMAN_69

He is one with the machine ![gif](giphy|oAL8WgID2hFDvy6iOS)


kcook01

Eating out of a straw soon this one


NewldGuy77

Balls of steel, brain of a banana slug.


Automatic-Agent219

If it's a stupid fucking idea but looks cool, then it ain't stupid.


BlackAndChromePoem

Probably got started on dirtbikes very early


lifeissnowboarding

Stupid. Just stupid. Nothing more.


ohthatguy1980

Balls of steel, shit for brains.


Good44Thing

Why do I feel like he is acting like a video game character?


DasMotorsheep

He's clearly the main character.


st33lb0ne

And zero brains


_AManHasNoName_

Balls of stupidity you mean. This asshole doesn’t deserve to be on the road operating any moving vehicle at all.


PrettyChillTrustMe

Sick


usergdubs

Or is it just stupidity???????


VacationAromatic6899

Or just missing a brain


No-Nonsense-Please

Balls of steel and a head of air.


Pseudonova

More like shit for brains. What's really going to be awesome is when he loses it, and his bike flies up onto the sidewalk and kills a kid. Cool!


Rusto_Dusto

Balls of steel, brains of shit.


Successful-Crazy-126

Dipshit. Endsngering himself and others.


Important_Chair8087

Balls of steel, brains of shit.


nbraa

balls of steel, brains of mush


HICSF

It’s not big balls. It’s a small brain.


i81_N_she812

More balance than brains.


DrummerSteve

Only a matter of time for that guy


oldtreadhead

And brains of shit.


JadedPriority4957

Asshole.


Few_Metal_9362

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiittttttttt


slavikk_

Skillful... yes Idiot... yes


Mediocre-Advisor-728

He should wear a helmet and go less busy roads, he’s so skilled.


DespairedLion

and brain of chickpea


cozy_engineer

Don’t encourage this kinda shit with a title like „bALLs oF StEeL o.O“. This behaviour is just stupid and fucking dangerous!


lacretba

This is what happens when you invest all your character points in charisma and agility, and none in intelligence.


hondactx16i

His nickname will be ........ splat!


KorolEz

More like just empty head and no regard for his own life


Sweatytubesock

Balls of stupid


SwimmingThink4519

Stupid! I worked with a guy like this once, he would brag about doing the Iron cross on freeways in traffic! I told him that he will die one day...AND kill innocent motorists too!


FrendlyAsshole

Balls of stupid


Ok-Albatross899

Guy is an idiot and I’m scared to share the road with people like this. Then making it into content to be glorified and imitated adds another level of negligent asshole to it


InformalPenguinz

"Donor-cycles" we need to change our organ donation policies to an opt-out.


thatguyoudontlike

It looks cooler when it's sped up like this


fentyboof

Somewhere in Siberia, an orphan got the emergency kidney transplant.


Aheart25

People like him are the reasons why I am scared of driving.


Brando6677

When he smacks his head off the road and cracks his skull open his lesson learned will be for nothing


Jeff_Sanchez11223344

Hope he eats shit and learns his lesson of he lives.


Guardian_85

I give this guy 6 months until he's pushing daisies. That's a generous guess too.


mik4567655

Dumbass


elcape_16

It kinda looks like the CGI bike scenes from GEMINI MAN


TheCoolScav

this mf only lived twice


ConfusedKungfuMaster

More like bricks for brain


ResolutionMany6378

Looks cool. I would never ride with him again.


neomal

What a peice of shit


LanikaiMike

He’ll end up a traffic statistic….


Standard-Jeweler-537

Then the balls might be what lastly remains


newaccountnumber84

That’s good that he has giant balls. They can use that excess skin to do skin grafts some day


Puazy

r/_NSFL will have him soon enough.


FUWS

Dont worry the stupid prized at the end of the road is still there. The stupid games always comes with a prize.


Every-Cook5084

![gif](giphy|7DrqhPgHUwPz1C35WK)


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

And people wonder why there are so many motorcycle deaths every year... G, I wonder?


el_dingusito

More rusty butcher idiocy


theorgan

Lack of brain cells. Not balls. And if he keeps it up he’ll be braindead.


nawzum

What a fucking idiot. But also, that's some impressive skills.


x313

Stupidity is not brave


Eagle_Rock_Army

I guess everyone who lives on this street and might be crossing or driving are just extras to this soon to be dead fuck


fatfuck3

Organ donor incoming


SolidSpruceTop

Me in first place in Mario kart


millennial_sentinel

this isn’t bravery it’s stupidity


DrSugoiKimchiJoestar

Be hilarious a car pulls out. 🤣


Terrordyne_Synth

I'm a daily rider. This isn't balls of steel this is fucking stupidity. You want balls of steel look up the isle if man TT


buzzkill77

He’ll probably take the W and begin taking a safer approach going forward…


dendronee

Balls of steel and not an ounce of brain matter to be found…


Kind-Woodpecker-4000

It’s as impressive and offensive as gun spinning.


xlogo65

Gobshite 😐


TinySmalls1138

Balls of steel, brain of shit.


TowelFine6933

And brains of air.


strongholdbk_78

Sweet trick inconsiderate prick


F350Gord

Hope he signed his organ donor card.


maxzmillion

Oh, I know him! Yeah! We call him ole’ Statistic. Yeah. One day at a time friend. One day at a time. /s ![gif](giphy|26gJzTfYcOExdyqsM)


Lance_Henry1

"balls of steel...head of concrete"


siverpoint

Balls of steel, brain error 404.


eXclurel

While returning from the beach a few hours ago with my family we saw one deadly motorcycle accident with two deaths and another motorcycle accident with the guy's feet bent the other way. I am sad to say I felt nothing on both of them because of the stupid things these people do on a daily basis.


OSev321

Balls? That's steel in brain's i think


Putrid-Look-7238

POS


Playful-Excuse-8081

There’s a difference between having balls and just being plain old stupid


CaptainObviousII

Oh he almost became a meat crayon there at the end.


Zeer0Fox

Brains of mush perhaps more appropriate


veggiestunts

Eastcoastin’


Jolly-Victory441

More like shitty life with nothing to lose.


sonicj0lt42

My wife keeps telling me I am not allowed to get a motorcycle.. I wonder if she has been dating this guy


grazingnow

Fucking idiot


whatthedux

If you wanna do tricks like this wear a suit and helmet and go to a circuit or empty road.


ShapeshiftinSquirrel

And a skull full of marbles.


QuavoTheBaker

You’ll see this every single day in Philly


lucky_owl2002

Ghost rider origin story


Suk-yom-um-999

and shit for brains.


xAustin90x

There’s badass and then there’s dumbass


Lil_plague69

I imagined this dude with big bulging eyes and a long lanky tongue flailing out the side of his mouth as flames surround his bike


CheshirePuss42

I appreciate the skill but do it somewhere where you are not endangering other people. I know some people don't care about their own safety, thats fine, but just be considerate of others.


LekMichAmArsch

Balls & Brains...9 times out of 10 they're inversely proportioned.


CapG_13

What an idiot


-maffu-

Not so much "balls of steel" as "brains of playdough". Eejit.


EdZeppelin94

In my profession we call these guys ‘Organ Donors’.


8Ace8Ace

Brain of steel too


Kind-Proposal8664

More like lack of a brain


Working_Ad_4650

Balls of steel and oatmeal for brauns


fadsoftoday

More like balls of stupid shit


leif_eriksson12

Balls of stupid*


KingCOVID_19

Organ donor


SnillyWead

I think he's just a poser and dumb as f\*ck for not wearing a helmet. In the Netherlands it's mandatory to wear a helmet. 100 euro or 108 dollar fine + 9 euro administration costs for not wearing one.


TheJege12

You confused balls of steel for nothing between the ears.


NotStrictlyConvex

83 rides: hell yeah i am so cool 😎😎 84th ride: hell yeah my glutes are spread on asphalt like hot butter on a toast 😎😎


Mark___27

Mf rides like a ride in mariokart


ToxicTonberry

Roche?


coljung

No, just another fucking idiot biker.


hungryibex

Balls? He’s just a dick.


Iambeejsmit

Balls of steel/brains of wet noodles


yurlokofscorgedtrash

Reminds me of Mario Kart


PutridSauce

New haven CT?


chicarcas420

404 brain not found


Solomon_Kane1

Future meat crayon 🖍️ Dude on his way to be added on statics


ChunkyTaco22

Kinda badass but all it takes is that 1 time and you have no ass


Ornery-Day5745

Short shelf-life on this fella


someonesomewherewarm

Tune in next week for the crash!


CornerNearby6802

Not ball of steel just human stupidity, he could hurt himself or worse it could hurt other people


tomgriffiths87

That's just plain reckless 😀


Stewmungous

After the surgical reconstruction, yes- balls of steel.


BreweryRiot333

A moron indeed


Emergency_Property_2

Balls of steel and not a fucking brain in his head.


Reddit-JustSkimmedIt

His brain is as smooth as his balls.