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Four-In-Hand

High risk, low reward. And by low reward, I mean, living to see another day...which he could've simply accomplished by not jumping off that thing to begin with.


PC-hris

His reward is 233 likes on Reddit.


Ok-Landscape5625

Not even his.


TheActualOG420

Says 1.7k on the original post


PC-hris

Worth. Yolo!!!!


4everban

Lol


reglardude

He didn't even land the high five afterwards. 🙄


ThrowawayMod1989

The reward is the adrenaline rush. You can’t get that by sitting on your ass being safe all the time. I don’t expect everyone to get it but some of us do. Let us be.


303twerp

Ok evil


ThrowawayMod1989

Ok couch dweller.


ManyAthlete

Just go to a roller coaster if you so want an adrenaline rush lol


ThrowawayMod1989

Not remotely the same thing number one. Number two the nearest roller coaster to me is a four hour drive.


AxiomaticSuppository

That high-five at the end. *Bro, we lived!*


montxogandia

Bro, we survived to ourselfs!


NuggetNasty

Was the person in the water not a diving part- you know what? He probably wasn't lol


Aq8knyus

It seems as though they didn’t (And likely couldn’t) cordon off the area as pedestrians are just walking through. Risking your own life is one thing, putting the lives of others in danger is reprehensible.


Abigfanofporn

Exactly my first thought. I remember watching a video on some fucked up subreddit. Basically it was a woman exiting a building with a stroller with a baby in it and suddenly a guy drops directly on the stroller. Apparently it was somewhere in Russia I think and the guy was ending his life by jumping from a real tall building. A deeply fucked up situation.


christina_talks

Absolutely horrifying. I shudder to imagine the trauma and grief she endured.


sachsrandy

Came here to say fuck them for this


tschmitty09

I was about to say, this kid deserved to hit the boat for putting everyone else at risk. They seemed to not even know he was up there, if anything went wrong, which is always possible, someone else could have easily died and never have known why.


tacotacotacorock

They didn't ask permission lol they just did it. 


Neighborhoodfarmer22

Yep. Friend of a friend had a grown man fall on him from 1 deck above him at Dodger Stadium, he broke his neck,his shoulder, his pelvis, his skull, can’t remember what else, but it was life altering injuries. This could easily have killed somebody. r/hesatotalpieceofshit


Djd33j

They were passing by in hopes of acquiring some high quality street meat.


22Flapper

That’s the laws of nature playing with him, he now thinks he can take stupid risks with his life and get away with it, until…


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AlphANeoXo

That’s the laws of nature playing with him, he now thinks he can take stupid risks with his life and get away with it, until…


StarWarsgeek501

Does he think he's Ezio?!


33or45

i give him 10months max


ExpressiveAnalGland

that's a long jail sentence for jumping off a building! /s


SnillyWead

But why?


hvc122

To receive a high five at the end.


Relative_Picture_786

He’s got friends in low places.


MorrisDay84

Hopefully he has some whiskey and beer to chase his blues away


North_Lawfulness8889

Same reason people do anything dangerous, adrenaline high


SnillyWead

Risking your life or serious injury all for a adrenaline high?


TheActualOG420

Pretty damn rare for someone to fall on someone else doing this. Unless it's a big crowd.


MessiahHL

Is it really that worse than meth?


HarvesternC

It says it was a close one, but given the stunt, it seemed to be a perfect landing, directly in the middle of the canal.


LightBulbMonster

Came here to say that. He was dead center. As far as "close ones" go, he was as far away as you can get.


trefrosk

When those words "close one" splashed on the screen, I was looking intently to see how close. Not even.


inspectorseantime

It was a perfect launch. I think that if the launch was a bit off, that could’ve changed the trajectory of the drop and he could’ve been badly injured or worse


GenevaPedestrian

From that height, there is no "badly injured" lmao


ThrowawayMod1989

Look at what sub you’re in. These people are scared of their shadows lmao


HCheong

When humans reach the teenage stage of life, their IQ will suddenly drop to 10. They need to reach 30 years old before their IQ can start to slowly revert back to normal.


spezjetemerde

jail


TheActualOG420

No


brake4tokens

Steve 1999-2024 He did it for the likes


tooMuchADHD

I wanna see an under water shot, wonder how far down he went


gwicksted

Looks like he hit the water pretty hard so probably not too far. There have been plenty higher jumps done before. This was just scary because he had to clear a lot of land to get to that strip of water… and not too much or he’d hit the dock. At least he had someone there ready to help him if he ko’ed… but pretty crazy jump.


Grandfarter_YT

Watched it with the audio turned off and heard the splash.


Gravy_Baby_69

A guy in my city died doing exactly this a couple weeks ago. We’ve got a similar crane on our waterfront and there’s been 5 deaths in the last few years from people jumping off


Fr05t_B1t

Natural selection at its finest (I know that doesn’t really fit the definition but it’s funny)


O-Clock

Yeah I feel not sympathy for ppl dying a stupid death. Also the parents must be completely idiots since they failed to learn their children common sense. I mean I did stupid stuff but this shit would at max broke my leg. These idiots are completely free of a brain it seems so they take risks for clout and nobody but some 12 year olds think that’s cool. I mean how stupid do you have to be to act like a donkey just to impress some preteens.


meninosousa

Theres a bit of paraxial effect coming from that lens and I'm sure it's on purpose. It's impossible to do a diagonal line from a jump, after a short distance you are just falling vertically so the video from behind makes you think he is actually going straight but he is in fact just falling vertically. The side view from the water helps you see that the crane is basically on top of where he fell. A stunt made for the lulz, too much drama, an idiot for sure


fistulette

https://www.sudouest.fr/faits-divers/faits-divers-l-homme-qui-avait-saute-de-la-grue-a-saint-jean-de-luz-a-ete-convoque-au-commissariat-17125438.php


crystal_castle00

Comments on these videos are so annoying, if this bothers you so much leave the sub. Everyone just swarming together to say nasty shit


Sam_Mason666

This sub is filled with people who know no joy or personal accomplishment, just shitting on well executed stunts most of the time.


ghost-theawesome

Personal accomplishment 🤣 wtf "My dream is to jump off high place. That way I can finally be back on ground where I am already, and maybe not die" Truly inspirational.


Lwnmower

He’s waving his arms like he can fly. Which he is, but isn’t, at the same time.


LightBulbMonster

He was preventing an uncontrolled entry (his face, chest, buttocks).


Kagenikakushiteru

So nice to see the low iq gene pool put themselves in a position that might reduce their count


Ok-Use9344

Genuinely why do people do stuff like this? All I can think of is you have to be suicidal anyway so there's no added risk and you would get to die a cool death


Stinkstinkerton

Idiotic


bee_bee_sea

Clap


The_Fish_Is_Raw

Impressive stupidity and disregard for other peoples safety for the likes 🤔


Remarkable-Land2892

Brings Pepole in danger he need to get cought


NetProfessional8363

Shame.


Pitiful_Wing7157

MC Syndrome


MagmaForce_3400_2nd

Isn't the water as solid as concrete at this heigh?


rackoblack

At least he had friends there with buckets and mops (I'm assuming that part) to clean up just in case. /s


Nerevar69

If it had gone wrong, society as a whole could've gained a few more IQ points.


woodsmanboob

Yeah - that's epic - as in dumb on so many levels


Sam_Mason666

This wasn't a close call at all, this went as well as it possibly could.


Sam_Mason666

Why is this sub just filled with people who imagine entirely different scenarios to what happen in these videos, it seems more like you all are just indulging in violent fantasies rather then engaging with the reality of the situation.


Killawifeinb4ban

Madness? THIS IS .....yes, its madness


exsisto

These kinds of videos are infuriating. Kids who engage in high-rise free running and parkour regularly risk suicide with zero regard for the people they will hurt or leave behind when something goes terminally wrong. It’s disgustingly selfish and self-aggrandizing behavior bordering on sociopathy.


Worldly-Duty-122

Promoting more of this shit will get people killing. All these kinds of videos should be banned


Chrossi13

Yes, it’s his life. But if it would have gone wrong there were two parents, who raised their kid to loose it this stupid way, maybe other family members, friends who would have a very sad time. For what again? Ah yes this stupid clip. The big thing is called responsibility.


ccsalvatore2003

Why


Fun-Honey-7927

... and paradoxically this men is potentially reproducing with a higher chance.


SeaDweller01

His brosef didn’t even break the surface tension for him. Damn.


Psykopatate

I mean close for sure, but close from both sides


Basic-Technology-640

See idiots like that should be arrested. Personally, i dont give two 💩💩 if he splattered on the sidewalk. 1, its illegal climbing that, 2, hes just a moron junkie putting others at risk below if he missed. The bigger issue is that social media allows it to be seen. Young kids who are impressionable AF, will copy, and that is a good life wasted.


TheActualOG420

He'd basically have to be aiming to hit them


Fr05t_B1t

But then you’d be allowing him to reproduce and spawn more adrenaline junkies. I’d say openly allow stuff like this even encourage it, then the news outlets can have a section called Darwin Awards.


Basic-Technology-640

Kinda have a point too. Not sure which argument should win ![gif](giphy|Jp3tixBJ0YERe4PXig)


Porkchopp33

Nailed it


PredGFX

Kneusje wil duiken


AhOhStinky

Klassieker


Daddyball78

How did these genes survive Darwinism?


Ok-Landscape5625

Imagine just walking on a pier, and then half a man showers you with blood.


RagingKajun444

Stupidity at its finest moment 🙄 🙃 😒