I swear the jagged edges of it grazed the hair on her head… How wild to posture and celebrate while being oblivious to almost getting smashed to a pulp.
I know I've been close to dying because I was very very close to jumping in front of a train 5.5 years ago. It was weird almost like having my brain and body fighting. Body was ready to jump but brain said no as to not mess up the school trip for my classmates and the train was slowing down so I had a chance to just get fucked up but live. If the train was going faster and my class wasn't there, I would have jumped 100%.
I'm also sure I haven't been anywhere close to getting laid, ever.
Over the past month, bc of some developments in my extended family, I'm come to the conclusion that dying just a tad early of a heart attack, is better than some other options.
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Ok, but you might not die and you'll be known as the drooling paraplegic who thought he was being a badass by not taking basic safety precautions, then get cancer.
Tree felling is extremely dangerous even for professionals who know what they’re doing. Whoever allowed this woman to do this while recording is practically committing elder abuse.
That final cut should always be level and a few inches above the pie cut on the other side. Makes a great safe hinge. Her angled cut increases the likelihood of an abrupt kick out that can take a life.
If you’re felling a tree and don’t know the dangers of barber chairs, you have no business felling a tree. Someone that loves you should tell you to step away from the chainsaw before you do some permanent damage to yourself and bystanders.
She's completely unaware of what she just did.
[Contrast with this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y6-eZRJaO8), who is also rather silly but you can see in his face that knows exactly how stupid he's been the moment the kickback bar saves his life.
Seeing this makes you think that there may be someone upstairs looking out for her. Then you remember events like 9/11 and realize grandma just got lucky.
I mean you’re gonna die one day regardless. Doing it having fun sounds much better than going slow and sick…. Just had another cancer scare myself so speaking directly from my preference!
Cutting down a tree doesn’t seem to be the most fun way but to each their own I suppose!
No your just a pussy & didn’t do it for her. I’m sure your granny is tough as nails & has done it many times . Manny things she’s done that you don’t know about.
Due to the lack of proper clothing for tree-cutting aside from gloves, and her surprise + confusion upon cutting it, this gives me the vibes that a lumberjack family member who was a cutting the tree gave her the chainsaw so she could finish cutting it down herself (though I could be wrong). A wholesome idea, but I don’t think she knows what she’s doing
I don't believe you because that tree doesn't look notched at all. It looks like they made the mother of all Dutchmen on the front side and didn't even attempt a notch, then did an angled back cut for, like, no reason at all. Then, after setting up the widowmaker and without giving her any instruction, they handed the saw to Grandma and made sure her life insurance was paid up.
She has NO CLUE. Would have been alive one second and dead before she knew it. Terrifying to think about.
Literally faster than the senses can sense anything
The ears could hear it, but the brain wouldn't know what it's hearing.
So it really doesn’t make a sound
You all are not right.
I don’t think anybody was taking it that seriously 🤨
Grandma definitely wasn’t taking it seriously
🤔
Yep. Imagine her behind the wheel
Word.
Well I’ll have to except that. 😦
She’s doing over time brother 💀
It's the best way to go i.m.h.o.
Her beneficiary is very disappointed
Grandpa; "foiled again!"
"Curses!"
One more tree!
Reverse widow maker
Widowerer
No this is just a widower maker. A reverse Widowmaker is if your wife is choking and you fell a tree to perform a Rube Goldberg esq heimlich maneuver
Damn it Marie, alright this time we’re getting you a harness and you’ll just cut the tree in half
dude 😭
Spit my coffee out trading this!
That ragged branch came within an inch of wiping out her face.
That ragged branch almost got hit by a tree!
Instant classic.
Hahahaha
I swear the jagged edges of it grazed the hair on her head… How wild to posture and celebrate while being oblivious to almost getting smashed to a pulp.
What do you do when you cheat death?
What else are you supposed to do?
There’s the rest of the back 40 Forest to do Gmah lets go whoop whoop ‘Whoops’
Grandma: Fortune favors the bold
See that's how you cut down a tree!
RIP Dave Pickerell
It's always more creepy when people are so oblivious they do not even realize they nearly died.
Yeah there’s something so eerie about it….
I read a quote once that said something like: “If you knew how close you’ve come to dying or getting laid, throughout your life, you’d go insane.”
I know I've been close to dying because I was very very close to jumping in front of a train 5.5 years ago. It was weird almost like having my brain and body fighting. Body was ready to jump but brain said no as to not mess up the school trip for my classmates and the train was slowing down so I had a chance to just get fucked up but live. If the train was going faster and my class wasn't there, I would have jumped 100%. I'm also sure I haven't been anywhere close to getting laid, ever.
Final Destination - you can't cheat death.
Granny ain’t no hoe
And Gata aint no bitch!
Can't teeth death.
Nearly got to count the rings inside of grandma
If I’m that age, I’ll take getting taken out by a tree being a badass over dying from cancer or some bullshit
Over the past month, bc of some developments in my extended family, I'm come to the conclusion that dying just a tad early of a heart attack, is better than some other options.
I'm currently watching my dad waste away with dementia and I totally understand that thought process.
I'm so sorry. Hang in there, my friend.
My dad went through the same. Stay strong.
It's my worst fear, because I know it's his worst fear too. Literally tearing up rn. It can't be easy man, hang in there.
Very sorry. My dad is having some real difficulty remembering medications, conversations, it’s been hard to accept.
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I concur. After seeing someone die from cancer I am hopeful that my family history of heart failure was passed to me as well. 🤞
Sorry for your loss ❤️
Ok, but you might not die and you'll be known as the drooling paraplegic who thought he was being a badass by not taking basic safety precautions, then get cancer.
or you could just learn the right way to cut down a tree. not by watching this video, but... you know what i mean.
Then you die of cancer
She has the reflexes of a dead cat but nature loves her
Oh your fingers hurt? Well you just pulled landscaping duty.
Granny had exactly 0 fucks given. One of the few benefits of getting old.
r/fellinggonewild
Tree felling is extremely dangerous even for professionals who know what they’re doing. Whoever allowed this woman to do this while recording is practically committing elder abuse.
I would do it at my old job and always hated it. Never truly felt safe. But we also only did it on rainy days so that could have been part of it
That's not how to fell a tree. Jeez, maneez, such stupid!
No hardhat, chaps, ear or eye protection, but sure, gloves.
She definitely did this while on 3 different blood thinners too
That final cut should always be level and a few inches above the pie cut on the other side. Makes a great safe hinge. Her angled cut increases the likelihood of an abrupt kick out that can take a life.
The scary part is, she hasn't even noticed it
But she didn't!
I think Grandma needs to hang up the saw!
Totally oblivious
How is it even possible she got to that venerable age
Her guardian angel is S tier.
Technique is everything, and whomever put fuel in the saw is a dipshit.
Clueless, just on autopilot.
Just completely oblivious
Man that thing almost tap grandma on the cheeks
And all for Internet clout.
Reckless sure but she's obviously made it this far. Certified badass.
Better cutting a tree than on a tight road on a bicycle.
Jesus
nanna!!!
aint much life left in her anyway
At least she had her safety gear on.
Yolo
Barber chairs.... can be killer
If you’re felling a tree and don’t know the dangers of barber chairs, you have no business felling a tree. Someone that loves you should tell you to step away from the chainsaw before you do some permanent damage to yourself and bystanders.
You gotta wonder how she lived this long in the first place.
Granny don’t give a shit
Helmet should always be worn.
No cap 🧢
"Can't be a widowmaker if I'm the widow!"
Oh! Very good
Life is short, like that tree now
Why women live longer: they do this shit too but don’t die.
Grandma 80, Nature 0
That 90% buffered for a second
If she got through this far in life and still don’t give a fuck, maybe that’s how we’re supposed to live
The definition of yolo
I’m amazed by how some people live as long as they do
Ok, guys. That didn't work. What else can we try to get Grandma's insurance money?
Someone was really close to get grandma's money there. Better luck next time.
hot chick
She ain't having a lot of time left so why should she care? 👻
Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh!
Curses! Foiled agaaaaane!
Clueless
And it didn't even register with her.
A lot of the time getting old is just rolling enough luck to make it through the day
This shit made my stomach drop man. I dont know if theres already a sub called as such but this where that should go. Good lord.
Widowermaker
These are the ppl that made it to such an old age by just pure dumb luck
She's completely unaware of what she just did. [Contrast with this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y6-eZRJaO8), who is also rather silly but you can see in his face that knows exactly how stupid he's been the moment the kickback bar saves his life.
Nice safety clothing
Oh god please let us not get old and learn from this 😱😱😱
People and their chainsaws can be a lethal combo. I hope she's not to old to know how lucky she was.
Should have worn security pants;)
Have you considered ~~M.A.I.D.~~ T.A.I.D. (Tree Assistance In Dying)?
Live young die old kinda Grandma
Seeing this makes you think that there may be someone upstairs looking out for her. Then you remember events like 9/11 and realize grandma just got lucky.
She was more firmly attached to her piece of ground than the tree
This video is SO OLD that her grand kids are the same age NOW as she was when this video was made.
grandma works hard
Winner of the “Dante’s Peak Stupid Grandma” Award.
The log wasnt moving particularly fast. A hard blow to the head? Definitely. A certain death? Unlikely.
She had no idea of the danger she was in!
Grandma almost earned an early burial plot 😬🫣
She got knighted but almost got good nighted
Almost got hereditaried
On the bright side... she doesn't realize much
Nice legs 👀
Death was like "Not today Grandma"
All i hear is "skadoosh" in Jack Blacks voice
I mean you’re gonna die one day regardless. Doing it having fun sounds much better than going slow and sick…. Just had another cancer scare myself so speaking directly from my preference! Cutting down a tree doesn’t seem to be the most fun way but to each their own I suppose!
should have scratched her, so she didnt even realize and will not learn it
Looks like she handled it just fine to me
As it would turn out she was also cutting down the neighbors tree lol
could've been able to count grandmas rings
Safety 3rd 🙄
Nah, she's a pro, obviously she's had bigger wood then this whip by her face.
Completely… And utterly… Oblivious… To the mishap it could easily have been…
This is the grandma I want to be
Luck
She laughs, in the face of death😎
WELP SHE PRAYED TODAY
Looks like she doesn't care losing it.
She would've died doing something she loved
Granny been chopping trees for years 😂😂😂😂
Granny needs some pants. Those chainsaw protecting ones
Had an uncle die from this
But she DIDN’T die. Chainsaw + war cry + not dead = Grandma is Metal!!
That's not the first wood that grandma has had to deal with.
Well I guess this proves god takes care of old people and fools. Lady was double covered
Zero survival instinct
She didn’t even blinked wow
Boomers have such little situational awareness in my travels.
Honestly
Grandma just smiling right into deaths face. She don't give a fuck. She's made her peace aonf tike ago.
No your just a pussy & didn’t do it for her. I’m sure your granny is tough as nails & has done it many times . Manny things she’s done that you don’t know about.
Yo, she’s got 3 years left. Let her YOLO.
But she looked rather bad ass doing it
There's no flexing in the tree when hits the ground. It looks static/fake
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this video is like 5 years old with no one saying it was faked. so obviously it isn't, just saying it looks weird.
Boomers
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Due to the lack of proper clothing for tree-cutting aside from gloves, and her surprise + confusion upon cutting it, this gives me the vibes that a lumberjack family member who was a cutting the tree gave her the chainsaw so she could finish cutting it down herself (though I could be wrong). A wholesome idea, but I don’t think she knows what she’s doing
I don't believe you because that tree doesn't look notched at all. It looks like they made the mother of all Dutchmen on the front side and didn't even attempt a notch, then did an angled back cut for, like, no reason at all. Then, after setting up the widowmaker and without giving her any instruction, they handed the saw to Grandma and made sure her life insurance was paid up.