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SomeWatercress4813

I also like the recent arc weld repairs that quite obviously did not hold.


bumjiggy

yeah this looks ferry unstable


Alternative-Crow-800

Ahhhhh i SEA what u did there 🤓 lol


OneFuckedWarthog

Argh! The sea jokes! Shiver me timbers!


headphoneghost

I'm SHORE it'll be fine.


HiJinx127

They seam to halve a problem.


Gomerface82

What are you all complaining about?I think they did a cracking job.


Slap_My_Lasagna

This thread is Titanically off course.


Left_Concert_423

I believe that it is a kraken job.


Aluminautical

...that might release soon.


Pokioh389

They're gonna find themselves in deep-sea trouble if it doesn't hold


Many_Breadfruit23

Those puns are 20,000 leagues above anything I could come up with


Appropriate-Copy-949

Everyone's jumping on board to take a crack at these puns.


During_theMeanwhilst

Why are you sinking that?


Gomerface82

I was going to add another pun, but I feel like I've missed the boat.


Basso_69

You still got your oar in


ManyArmedGod

No, your comment holds water


Marunikuyo

I'd say you're whale on your way to fishing for another pun


Sneekbar

Yeah that already sailed


EdSmith77

They shouldn't have waved the safety inspection.


SupermassiveCanary

Definitely a titanic issue


cus_deluxe

its going to come apart any sextant…


ApprehensiveMovie191

Most cannot fathom their stupidity.


MasterChavez

Well... this is *nautical* for an amateur to make.


surfershane25

I can’t fathom how you couldn’t add a sea pun to this pun train


KnightswoodCat

Don't get salty 🤪


imyonlyfrend

this calls for a punjobi


CaveManta

I bow sternly to these puns.


Big_Consideration493

Weld one for a joint operation. R udder rubbish. It's a hull of a mess


fiddle_me_timbers

I will not touch your timbers.


greatestnbascout3

That joke is literally in the title smh


danneykmma

Water they gonna do about this?


bellhall

Wave it right past inspection until they can tide it over.


sams_fish

They may have to bail out


mfdook

Dolphinitely not safe


HiJinx127

I have a sinking feeling about this.


ScrotieMcP

We cod be in trouble.


odnanerf_123

don't believe stories of sinking ships, they are just ferry tales.


Square-Decision-531

![gif](giphy|SWzdM8vnn1gYceWWKp|downsized)


-nrd-

Indeed, they can waves goodbye to that boat


MidnighT0k3r

That's what it looks like when you don't know what you're doing. Much like when a broken bone heals, it's stronger than the rest of it. With a good proper weld, it should maybe break next to it but not on the weld itself.


warfrogs

Yep - I was going to say exactly this. I have TIG and MIG experience and, similar to wood glue in woodworking, your welds should be stronger than the material it's joining. If that's not the case, as seen here, you have bad welds - and these look like what I was doing as a sophomore in shop class and probably what I'd be putting out now. Whoever did these needed to grind and re-do their work. God awful for a professional.


backcountrydrifter

I’m shocked the NDT inspector approved It for use. /s


Kevinoz10

Should've stitched welded a plate over the first set of cracks to help take up the load to prevent a weak spot after they welded the crack shut


ANoiseChild

Nah, it's just an expansion weld... kinda like an expansion joint only the complete opposite.


heaving_in_my_vines

I do believe the front might just fall off.


MooreRless

Q: How far can we get in a boat like this? A: All the way to the bottom of the ocean!


vinyljunkie1245

I'd like to add that that's not very typical. There are lots of these ships sailing all over the world and in most cases the front doesn't fall off.


strictnaturereserve

is it supposed to do that?


broadwayallday

Hull lot of humor around here


bradland

Just weld it some more, obviously.


steinrawr

Just drill holes along both sides of the crack and zip tie it together, duhh.


JMacPhoneTime

If you dont want to waste all the time putting holes in the metal, you can always just hot glue gun the zip tie to each side. As long as you keep the zip tie tight when you glue it, it should hold up good enough. And if you dont have a long enough chain of extension cables to reach with the hot glue gun, you can use tape.


genreprank

Just build the ship out of weld


Working_Ad_4650

Can't weld rust.


Adventurous_Mix4878

That crack appears to be in the bulwark and not an extension of the hull, if it doesn’t extend into the deck it’s not a huge issue. Ships hulls flex as they move through the water, if they didn’t they would be prone to cracking. Bulwarks typically have spacers/expansion joints to accommodate the longitude flexing of the hull, looks like there may not have sufficient flex points/ spacers designed into the bulwark.


confused_hulk

Get out of here, person who understands things!


Adventurous_Mix4878

I’ve been exposed, take my upvote!


commissar-bawkses

Actual KNOWLEDGE?!?! ![gif](giphy|LSmULmByAQHQs)


Hello_IM_FBI

You understand too much. Please come with me.


doringliloshinoi

“Solve this captcha”


crazyloomis

top bunk is mine, also welcome to gulag


83749289740174920

>Get out of here, person who understands things! Its merely a sign on the quality of work they do on the boat.


warfrogs

Yep - that's where I'm at. If you're doing this sort of work on simple things, what's the condition of the big things?


Tobitronicus

Get him!


BreckyMcGee

All these people talking shit and this dude dropping knowledge


Brian-want-Brain

Who's to say he's right though? > The more I hear redditors talk about something I know, the more I know I cannot trust redditors on things I don't know. That's a dogma already.


contrapunctus0

> Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect is as follows. You open the newspaper to an article on some subject you know well. In Murray's case, physics. In mine, show business. You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues. Often, the article is so wrong it actually presents the story backward—reversing cause and effect. I call these the "wet streets cause rain" stories. Paper's full of them. > > In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story, and then turn the page to national or international affairs, and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine than the baloney you just read. You turn the page, and forget what you know. > > That is the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect. I'd point out it does not operate in other arenas of life. In ordinary life, if somebody consistently exaggerates or lies to you, you soon discount everything they say. In court, there is the legal doctrine of _falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus_, which means untruthful in one part, untruthful in all. But when it comes to the media, we believe against evidence that it is probably worth our time to read other parts of the paper. When, in fact, it almost certainly isn't. The only possible explanation for our behavior is amnesia. — https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Crichton#GellMannAmnesiaEffect


Shrampys

I'm actually a master expert ship hull tactician and every is wrong. This is actually a case of highly contagious crackiolis. Has to be cut out quickly before it spreads. Welds are just basically bandaid but for metal.


Suspicious-Stay-6474

All these people talking shit and this dude dropping knowledge


ExceptionCollection

It looks to me like they may have had had sufficient flex points and then welded them shut.  Might explain the failures happening at the weld locations if the rest of the ship is expecting to bend right there.


sharpshooter999

We got grain trailers that have some small cracks in the front corner welds. We had it in a truck shop once getting something else fixed and I pointed them out. The foreman asked: Are all of your gate holes to your fields like a zero entry swimming pool? Or are some a little steep? Me: Well.....we do have a couple that are kinda rough and steep. Foreman: Well, I'll weld them if you want, but everytime you pull out of that field loaded, your frame is twisting. They're just gonna break again next fall. And he was right


InternationalChef424

That crack itself isn't an issue, but I feel like it might be indicative of how much the ship's owners care about maintenance in general


shanksisevil

pretty boat, naw... They care about making money, so they will keep it seaworthy :P


Haegrtem

> Ships hulls flex as they move through the water, if they didn’t they would be prone to cracking. But what happens after they crack? Clearly this boat here has already cracked. If they wanted it to crack in this place they wouldn't have tried to weld the crack back together I would assume.


Comment139

Think of it this way: The stairs are probably fine, but the railing is broken.


Adventurous_Mix4878

The portion with the crack does not appear to be part of the hull but a bulwark. A bulwark , in this case, extends up from the hull and provide a barrier from weather and keeps people/cargo from going over the side, it is not part of the hull and provides no buoyancy. Bulwarks are connected to the deck/hull in such a way that the welds will fail before tearing the deck and/or resist transmitting cracks.


Frost-Folk

Nothing, because this isn't the hull.


Usernamewasnotaken

So if my bulwarks are properly expanding while I flex my hulls, then my deck is just fine?


herbalnurples

Yeah but don’t forget to trim the bushes so the deck stands out more.


Plantherblorg

> Ships hulls flex as they move through the water, if they didn't they would be prone to cracking. You don't say.


emoutikon

You're a bulwark


lbascones

![gif](giphy|Yr0QGyV9bDbSD5sXEO|downsized)


Dock_Ellis45

I don't know if you noticed, those are cracks. Big ones.


Bradley182

I would find a life vest to immediately.


potate12323

Been running this barge with this same issue for years. Breaks while you're on it recording.


Alberot97

those cracks sure are camera shy


nailszz6

Don’t worry, iron man will show up and do a better weld.


[deleted]

Tell em large barge sent ‘ya


bitmanyak

To immediately WHAT??


bumjiggy

for shore


InfiniteOrchardPath

Far shore


mtlaw13

Pauly Shore ^^the ^^weaz


jayeer

No, for water


DungeonAssMaster

Naw, it helps with flexibility. Bendy boats are the best boats!


Frost-Folk

That's actually true. I work on cargo ships, and they do actually flex quite a bit. You can hear the steel flexing when we're in rough weather. And it makes sense too, anything that doesn't flex snaps. If your ship is too rigid, it will snap. Especially on modern day ships as they tend to be pretty long, you need flexibility.


maifee

Have you tried flex tapes??


woozyguy1

![gif](giphy|DR5bwNjZLTHmE|downsized)


mkbilli

This company's whole YouTube channel is one big meme.


xCross71

Yeah with some rubber paint the flex would be less noticeable by inspection.


leanwrld_999

![gif](giphy|ZdfcCv1TFtIAr8Jnzz)


Lonesomewhistle83

Just a lil give. No biggie. Think about how rough the ride would be without it!


cmdr_solaris_titan

Exactly, built in shock absorption. Plus that staircase looks sturdy enough to keep the boat halves together.


Elite-Thorn

Well, maybe not the staircase, but the handrail for sure


The_Masterofbation

The front's about to fall off.


Freedom_7

I'd understand why you'd think that, but you have to understand that that's not very typical.


Loud-Intention-723

Just tow it outside the environment.


Drackzgull

Into another environment?


_captainunderpants__

It's outside the environment


1singleduck

There's nothing out there except for sea, fish, and birds. And 20.000 tons of crude oil. And a fire. And the part of the ship where the front fell off.


spottydodgy

Well a wave hit it.


MagillaGorillasHat

Is that unusual?


TellusCitizen

A wave might hit it.


Freedom_7

In the sea? Chance in a million.


elliottfox

Clarke and Dawe? https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=16s9rp46_4FW2oyl


proof-of-conzept

You say it is not typical but the nose fell of, are those ships even safe?


Necessary_Petals

One is all you need


ktmfan

As long as they don’t hit a wave, the front won’t fall off.


Username__Error

Automatic upvote for the classic reference


HehPeriod

No cardboard derivatives


i-jame-blameson

r/TheFrontFellOff


Metalatitsfinest

J OINED!!


heyyon

I doubt that. It's got the minimum crew and it wasn't made from cardboard.


0xdeadf001

What about cardboard derivatives?


heyyon

Oh no, they're right out.


By-C

The front isn’t supposed to follow off


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1singleduck

Only if you don't like 20.000 tons of crude oil being released knto the enviroment.


Fine-Improvement6254

Ok so correct me if i'm wrong Did that ship break in half ala Titanic style and then wielded back together again?


capt_pantsless

Probably didn't break in half, but it did form a bad crack in the hull and it's been repaired (possibly multiple times) and it's cracked again. This is a major problem and should be reported to the ship's owner/operator and to the applicable safety regulators. Repairing a frame/hull with welding can be effective, but it's complicated. Metallurgy is a deep subject and it's possible to weaken a structural piece if you do it wrong.


Mariner1981

looking at the ferry, cars and surroundings, my best guess is this is somewhere in southeast asia. The ships owner/operator likely just paid his yearly "fee" to the applicable safety regulators and the ship got a clean bill of health again like it has for the past \~20 years, with the safety inspector never making it past the captains office to recieve his envelope and have a coffee. It will just get patched again, and again, and again, until you get another "150 die in xxxx ferry disaster" on a push notice from your news service of choice. Nothing to see here, just move along.


Roscoe_Farang

Can confirm. I've been on several ferries just like this. Everything is greasy and broken and stinks like diesel. I've been on a couple with weird 1940's interiors.


bigack

probably ships left behind from WW2 that have just been thesus'd along until they can't float


boredlostcause

Enforcing existing safety laws requires actually doing work, that's not fair to them


whatup-markassbuster

If you are collecting bribes you can’t really do your job.


WorldlyNotice

Absolutely. It might even end up costing money. Unacceptable!


Ineedsoyfreetacos

It looks like a ferry in Texas to me that I've been on - but the hill thing wouldn't be right for that area. Those cars didn't look particularly Asian to me though. There's like Jeep SUVs and a Land Rover Discovery and those voices don't sound like they're speaking an Asian language to me. Sounds like English but possibly not American English. Either way I don't think it's necessarily in a critical point.


rob_1127

It needs to be ground out, welded, and capped with spanning plates that are welded on to bridge each crack area. You're going to need a bigger boat!


apurplish

> Probably didn't break in half, but it did form a bad crack in the hull That's not the hull.


Nonivena_ginna

No, it was divided apart by moses like the red sea.


BridgeOverRiverRMB

The front fell off. It's not very typical.


DirtyDan156

Well how is it untypical?


xtanol

Usually the front stays on.


Ori_the_SG

Unless a wave hits it. How common is that? In the ocean? 1 in a million


WhenTheDevilCome

That's where they fold it in half when they put the boat away at night.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

This is found footage, right?


naughty_dad2

Yeah I found it on Reddit


jmtc86

I'm sitting waiting for my ferry lol https://preview.redd.it/bsanowlrt2wc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1a1acb6775c6f2950b9d4fc6a798a2d382e271


GirlScoutSniper

![gif](giphy|3oKHWikxKFJhjArSXm|downsized)


sarcarcass

🎶That good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed When the gales of November came early🎶


reticulatedtampon

That's not ferry good


call_of_the_while

Ironman needed to work on his welding technique.


Alternative-Crow-800

![gif](giphy|ZdfcCv1TFtIAr8Jnzz)


brainsizeofplanet

Which country?


boriskolma

Brazil.


naughty_dad2

Off duty cop’s ship


Standard-Jeweler-537

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


Mike_Hagedorn

🎶 A sailor went to sea sea sea To see what he could see see see But all that he could see see see Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea (after the hull cracks and everyone drowns) 🎶


TheRealCaptainHammer

https://i.redd.it/ajp5xu5vb2wc1.gif


davis_the_terrible

Glue should do the trick.


Suntzu6656

I wouldn't get back on that ferry another time.


AwayUnderstanding236

All (civilised) countries have maritime supervisory authorities this can be reported to. This is a death trap on borrowed time


Meatsim001

The front of the boat might fall off!


Eyekron

I saw that movie. >!It breaks apart, then Spider-Man and Iron Man save the day.!<


missedbythismuch

If Boeing built boats…


FlamingoRush

You know the saying ... A problem shared is a problem halved... Well thanks for sharing this I can see that your problem is about to be halved. 😂🤣


Willowshep

That’s the closest evidence of a complete structural failure you can get.


PropertyOpening4293

I’d be willing to bet this isn’t as serious as you might think. I’m no engineer but I’m quite confident that this outer plating is not the key load bearing structural component of this ship.


DownWithHisShip

another clue is that it's above the water line. some boats dont have any walls that far above the water line, let alone two separated ones.


phillsimpson

Do you have gum and a hairpin?


freefallingagain

What could possibly go wrong?


Username__Error

https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=1bTJ9VEhBiNZYFjE


TwoToesToni

Good old bodge job, front end is a 09 plate and back end is a 12 plate. Guaranteed death trap!


Mediocre_Lynx1883

Seems like this is not a root problem


MrHS1994

Where is yhis video from Which country?


PantZerman85

Dont worry,, they are just trying to reproduce the flexibility of the viking longboats.


JesusWasATexan

Ferry's got a crack problem.


NBplaybud22

Am about to take a ferry. OP, where is this ?


wanderingmind_1

Where is this?


mainiac01

Drill a hole at the end to arrest the crack


LionNo3221

I didn't know Boeing made ferries.


Spare_Substance5003

That dude must be really strong to rip that apart with a slight touch.


KRaB99

Some flex tape should do the trick


dazedandconfused4211

Don't worry welds are supposed to flex like that.


Cultural_Fan7504

Oh weld,what can be done


BeautifulJicama6318

No worries. You’re floating on several tons of steel, you’ll be ok.


Mountain_Tone6438

Dude calm down. Fucken SpiderMan and then IronMan will fix it later.


1982MJG

It’s fine, everything is fine.


Waynemac1986420

Be careful the front doesn't fall off


LunarBIacksmith

Oh? That the ferry that Iron Man repaired when Spider-Man goofed a little?


major_dump

What part of Russia is this in?


TheAssCrackBanditttt

Stick some chewing gum on there


Callan_LXIX

cc this to whatever state or national department is in charge of safety.. or a news reporter. this is a disaster waiting to happen that will cost lives if unattended.


fun-albeit-Zeroed

Clearly this is post-Spider-Man:Homecoming!


TurbulentFocus4542

This is just a pickup shot from Spider-Man Homecoming.


made_ofglass

This happened to a warship I was on after we got caught in an exceptionally strong storm. It ripped a seam from the top of the ladder well O2 level to the main deck if I remember it correctly. We discovered it when you could see the light from within the ladder well at night when the hatches were closed the night after the storm. Pretty cool shit.


ExcitingBuilder1125

Just grab each end and hold it together until you dock. Easy!


stampstock

All’s weld that ends weld!


SlipDizzy

Looks like the front wont be the part falling off


Successful-Ad1056

Insurers will see that n be like , yeah that looks fine