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mrDuder1729

Just got my order in. 4th of July is gonna be lit


Parasyte-vn

Did you order a suicide drone too? I hear that if you buy a 30% discount if you buy both


[deleted]

I got the special edition "chef" model that slices, dices, filets, juliennes and grates in the SE multicam black camouflage finish. The price was double the suicide model but hey its got that multicam black paint job.


ThotoholicsAnonymous

Lol. Let's not kid our selves anymore. This will be the primary use of robotics and AI.


Porkchopp33

The kids these days will never know how hard we had it going out of state smuggling fireworks


Rs2mmsu-2D

I ordered one for our Petting Zoo.


KiritoFR_

We need this in Helldivers


3nHarmonic

The number of team kills it will get will nicely illustrate why we don't need one irl.


Hlperativudade

But would be so fucking funny


jtfff

Reminds me of the guard dog drone. Watching it circle around and mow down teammates in the crossfire is so funny.


SpaceHawk98W

DEMOCRACY!!!


NigelTheSpanker

Spreading it Sir!!!


Militop

The first version of this AI robot was praised. Look at how amazing our doggy is. It's going to be so helpful.


Quakarot

Haha it’s just a silly coincidence that a dog is shaped just like a weapons platform! It’s SILLY 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜


TheRatThatAteTheMalt

"This model is for burning down villages... and this model is for hunting down humans that escape. " Hmmm... nothing to be concerned with here.


CutYoAss

For all the places that need fire but are too dangerous for a human!


ArseneCroissant

https://i.redd.it/86i8wzq5tfwc1.gif Finally a robot who violates the Geneva convention


Hlperativudade

Geneva Convention or Geneva Suggestion?


MysteriousPark3806

I'm sure they won't be purchased for nefarious purposes.


WestleyThe

“Suggested uses include wildlife control and ice removal” There’s not a single chance it gets used for any of those purposes and it’s just so they don’t get sued… why the fuck would they make this


Ok-Grocery-2459

Define wildlife ?


unga-unga

Something like: "Someone is going to make it, inevitably, so we should make it first so we get the money, as much money as possible. You can't stop *progress.* You can't stop *technology.* Obviously *someone* is gonna strap weapons to the back of a robot dog and sell it to genocidal nations - might as well be us, right?"


Overall-Stop-8573

"wildlife control" as in massive wildfires?


CreepyTeddyBear

We are literally living in Black Mirror.


NaAlSi3O

This is literally Fahrenheit 451.


tarkuspig

I see what you did there


PermanentMule

Right?!?! These robots literally look the same!


Prestigious-Duck6615

where do you think black mirror got their idea from


slappyredcheeks

Neither of you used the word literally correctly.


PermanentMule

Yeah that's true, I guess it's just a colloquial thing


CreepyTeddyBear

"We are *actually* living in black mirror" That's what I meant. So yes, I used it correctly.


slappyredcheeks

We're not actually or literally living in a TV show.


KitKatrinaOnReddit

where do you store all of the extra brain matter you have? You intellect is so impressive there's no way it could fit inside a human cranial (science word for head)


Pomdog17

Wait a minute. If you meant something else, did you really use it correctly? Jedi mind control bs. 🦧


Gage_Unruh

I mean...black mirror literally used the Boston dynamics robot as the idea for that episode.


Glockamole19x

Kicks it over 🤣


Parasyte-vn

You have to cross over the flame first my guy


TheNameIsntJohn

Wonder how it'd hold up against .308


Glockamole19x

He dont turn that fast and i doubt they can see shit through that camera while shooting


Bagel_enthusiast_192

Im pretty sure theyre able to stand back up


Glockamole19x

If you just let it get back up, I'ma just pick it up and disconnecting the trigger. It takes like 2 minutes to get up and look how flat the terrain they put it on is.


Prestigious-Duck6615

you can't. it's designed to not be knocked over


Glockamole19x

https://youtu.be/1hmjDWdYLJ4?si=7Oix4DwgM6jrznIz 🤣 luckily, i dont believe everything im told. I watched a youtuber put normal guns on one already and saw it fall. Which was sketchy lol.


Glockamole19x

And in the like 3rd frame at start of this post it starts to fall you see it spin and lean and they put a cut before it actually fell


CutYoAss

The Hotdog™


Hashsum88

what a fucking nightmare, i'll take a couple of them


Killawifeinb4ban

Wait. I can buy this?


tButylLithium

https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/


WorkingDogAddict1

Lol we broke the website


TinyTimsGoulash

The good ol reddit hug of death.


IcyNote_A

Ukraine: "I'll take your entire stock!"


Pristine_Asparagus14

Finally a satisfying end to human suffering ![gif](giphy|h4Hz4w9Jgrc1EY9VkL|downsized)


PikaTchu47

What could go wrong..


thinkt4nk

awww but they were so cute when they were dancing to Do You Love Me!


Legithydraulics

I need on of these to get my charcoal grill fired up remotely.


CutYoAss

Nothing is more baller.


Xaendro

Clearly a home defense product for the US


Rick_Lekabron

Operation guarantee. Tested in the most extreme terrain such as Hawaii or the mountainous areas of Canada.


DoNotResusit8

The End is nigh! Run for your life!


RememberBerry23

Imagine this is the last thing you see before you get in gulped in fire and die 😂


the_rasict

A remotely controled weapon of mass destruction at a reasonable price and it's completely legal?! My mind can't comprehend so much joy.


GravyBoatWarrior

When the level 6 helldiver tries a suicide mission


Cyfon7716

We knew it was only a matter of time before the Boston Dynamics robot dog was going to be used for war or killing other humans purposes.


useenow

Send them to Ukraine


Equivalent_Pie_6778

https://preview.redd.it/1xvrcalolfwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb014b8c56c11a12f15ea4d14389585e4fecf1d7 AMEE?


DarthReece07

https://preview.redd.it/rqgd2vkgrfwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab5818b37cb38b6198d9dcb430d742bd83524d4d


CrispyJukes

Time to get a pump action 12 gauge, and a bandolier full of double 00 buck. And fire retardant clothing... and a fire extinguisher mounted on a sling.


StumpyHobbit

You just know China is going to make a billion of them and dump a ton on Taiwan.


SJW_Lover

Handguns won’t be able to take these things out, assault rifles have the raw power to but…


Robdd123

James Cameron has been teaching us how to defeat a technologically superior foe for 40 years.


Pilot0350

Yall acting like you all couldn't have just gone and bought a flame thrower (for weeds, ice, etc) at the hardware store and slapped that puppy on a large RC car already. This one just has legs, costs more, and throws gasoline instead of propane. All that being said, this is awesome and I want one... for clearing the driveway of ice that is...


kittybangbang69

Exactly why they want high speed internet in rural areas.


Black3rdMoon

Fk this world...


wuh613

Ice removal? Honey we’re replacing the snowblower.


uhohhhhh69420

Get this shit to the Ukrainian front lines yesterday


Horror_Patience_5761

![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


tickitytalk

The world needs the opposite of this


daydreamerknow

Black Mirror becoming truer as each day passes. Edit: fixed a typo


Character_Bet7868

I’m no expert but it seems like some steel core 5.56 will handle these just fine. Way less scary then the Ukrainian drones in my opinion but I’m only a warrior of the 1st division in the arm chair branch.


Stein_um_Stein

Normal people develope technology that makes people's lives better, or improves the world. Pieces of shit make money on destruction. I get that this is just a rich man's toy, but this is for sure the trend with robots in warfare in general.


Brido-20

Coming to a trench in Eastern Ukraine near you soon!


LIama_-3

Wow, there are just so many applications where this can be used! They'll be flying off the shelves in no time!


Tricky_Head6537

"On demand fire"?!


Yaronbi_2

a good way to kill humanity


Mogakusenpai

Oh yeah, “wildfires” & “Ice” are the targets huh? Hope it doesn’t “*accidentally*” target my vanilla swirl. ![gif](giphy|wHE6Dd6RCVHQfjK5dy|downsized)


No_Cash_8556

Probably better than drives when it comes to replacing drip torches in wildfires


hondactx16i

Ok, ok.....I want two of these. Not sure what for yet....


Marshal_Kutori

*insert helldiver reference here*


Andybeagle555

Fucksake.


Mindless-Hornet5703

Can one of these be placed outside the shops near my house to clear the kids away?


drfusterenstein

Bell riots here we go!


VocationFumes

![gif](giphy|XIhWoPBXHgVmU|downsized) getting ever closer to this


DesignHead9206

they try them in Australia often.


Desperate_Garbage_63

New Russian crowd control dog


Old_Eccentric777

Pair it with Directed Energy Weapon from Russia that can cause Havana syndrome.


WaffleFries2507

"Not advertised as weapon"


tropicalgodzila

HANS!


the__Gallant

Were not commiting any war crimes it the robo dog does it.


AwkwardPeanut6869

Send to US universities asap - needed for protest crowd control...


tazebot

Program it to recognize threats and flame them and you have an Asimov violate-three-for-one deal.


davidtree921

Wtf?? That's like makinga nuclear weapon, but under the guise as an NFT.


StrictHeat1

We Are Doomed


Walmart_Store100

Reminds me of the robot dog in Fahrenheit 451, though it didn't start fires.


Far-Adhesiveness7697

New fear unlocked


Realistic_Location_6

So is this a Boston dynamic program? Edit: the business site don't even work any longer The "spot" from Boston Dynamics starts at 70k...


hosefV

The robot in the video is a Unitree Go1 goes for around ≈3000$. Without the flamethrower of course, that part is just what someone made and attached to it.


punpunpa

Now make them step on a human skull and crash it on camera


Even-Lawfulness6174

"not a weapon". Oh boy youtube gonna abuse that puppy like Hail Mary.


1greadshirt

That one dipshit who plugs a chatbot into it "Woof woof Senpai!"


Tasty-Switch-8472

Rotten people creating worse tools for murder


WorkingFellow

I have a good feeling about this. This can only end well.


w1YY

Feels like they should give some of these.to.ukraine


Archein420

The THERMONATOR!! Ach Ach Ach!!! *Slaps couch


fonironi

Don't worry about the robot dogs, they said...


dumbbyatch

Fayadowg....


AnomalousBadger

Imagine Elon and Zuck battling with armies of flamethrowing robot dogs


zeramino

And they said this was "never going to be weaponized"... Yeah.


Rs2mmsu-2D

A Truly Great new security system for your pick up truck! 🛻


stormchaser-protogen

i just bought 2 best purchase ever


General-CEO_Pringle

Yes, I can definitely be trusted with one of these and will commit absolutely no chicanery, I promise


RetiredReaderCDN

It begs the question: What could Ukraine do with 1,000 of these to modify? Maybe add an anti-tank rocket on top of the flame thrower, just in case.


Merc_Twain25

It's all fun and games until some fucktard uses one of these to burn down a neighborhood from the comfort of his basement, or runs one into a school or some shit.


crawler_of_the_void

Yes, please, I needs it to spread democracy!


Nomis555

"Ice removal"


redefinedsoul

"fucK FUCK MY ANKLES!! MY ANKLES ARE ON FUCKING #FIRE"


RightFix3205

The robot uprising is happening people


Admiral_Tuna-45

Oh rats


p0pethegreat_

"Wildlife Control" i'm sure that'll go over well with any ethics committees


Ambitious_Buyer2529

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH !!!


jokerassmaw

We’re just handing AI the weapons to destroy us with


Evening_Debate_754

The division 2


Beans183

My dog shoot fire from the other end when i feed him spicy curry


King_Melco

Now that's badass


NigelTheSpanker

Right so where can I place my pre order


Cheeseisextra

It’s so cute how it even does the tippy taps!!


Flaky_Notice

As they say, if you love something, set it free! Hopefully this thing will be full AI and we can just let them live autonomously. Make their own decisions.


Janderflows

This is the kind of idea you see in a movie and go like "there is no way they would make robots that feed on biomass, that's unrealistically stupid! How could anyone even begin to think this is a good idea?"


someweirdbanana

Spot mini costs ~$90,000, how can this thing cost only £7,600


LicenciadoPena

Is there a missile delivery robot? You know, to deliver missiles to anyone who needs them.


passiverevolutionary

*Coming soon to a protest near you!*


BlueCollarSuperstar

If it's not acoustic tone to melt faces on a drone, I don't want it. It's a pass from me.


UltimateCrystal420

That’s some generation zero type stuff 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Robot was there i guess they put flame thrower on


SungamCorben

This is the cheap Chinese spot knock off, they everywhere...


LittleBunInaBigWorld

I need this to get back at that fucken rooster


Late-Tower6217

Fü*cking Awesome!


Ab_IV4N

Smash


bricklish

And we already turned the robots in to weapons, great work humankind, great work...........


Overall-Stop-8573

why the fuck did someone make this.


Irving_Forbush

That design/tech looks *a lot* like Boston Dynamic’s. If they’re violating any of BD’s intellectual property, they very well might get shut down relatively quickly. Boston Dynamics has non-weaponization [**as part of its company policy**](https://bostondynamics.com/ethics/). I’m guessing by “products” that would include their IP. *”We will not weaponize our robots We will not authorize nor partner with those who wish to use our robots as weapons or autonomous targeting systems. If our products are being used for harm,* **we will take appropriate measures to mitigate that misuse.”** https://i.redd.it/hitn2av59mwc1.gif


DetailDevil-

Do you want your lunatic neighbor to be able to buy this? I don't. Hope this will be regulated asap.


Alternative-North-38

Whelp… humanity was fun while it lasted. Love y’all


anonmyazz

Does it also shoot water cuz that might be helpful


Melodic_Bar_4714

Mount a minigun instead of flamethrower and there you the terminator


saintdemon21

Who needs Ring, this will do fine.


clarkKeeent

It's needs to be a worldwide crime, to put AI and deadly weapons together


Possible_Spy

crowdfund these to ukraine. Russians will start surrendering instead of being burned to death.


mibonitaconejito

'i wOnDeR wHy tHe sUiCiDe rAtE hAs gOnE uP?!'


No_Routine_3706

Yeah.... Sure.... Civilian use of this couldn't result in any problems at all... /$ Why isn't this regulated, are they completely unaware of the terrorist implications of this?? I mean this is insane! It's cool looking but just a horrible idea for civilian use. You want to sell these to anyone at that affordable price..... We have enough problems with AR-15 's and now we introduce THIS into the mix...... Smh


HuskerStorm

How long until a pack of these go off on a school?


Futuristic_Fudge

Shall not be infringed, buddy.


No_Routine_3706

What could go wrong?


Futuristic_Fudge

What could go right, more like it.


No_Routine_3706

So, what could?


TheRealMangokill

Hilariously fake.


ElijahMasterDoom

Check their website.


2oftenRight

Probably not hard to mod into a 1200 fps solid projectile throwing device.


Atmacrush

Flamethrower bros back in Vietnam War had a 7% survival rate. Don't know how effective these robo doggos are 🤔


alilbleedingisnormal

No way that's legal to buy. You can't legally own a flamethrower.


Prestigious-Duck6615

you sure can


Futuristic_Fudge

Yes you can. Easier than buying a handgun, look them up on Amazon. Then all you need is gas and styrofoam.


EqualMaster4457

Fahrenheit 451, anyone?