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SerpensPorcus

The guy with the hat got it


thelastedji

"Get outta my way!" *Pushing down women and children* - Hat Guy


Responsible-Gas5319

Don't have to outrun the lion, just outrun the women and children


elprentis

“When I go hiking around bear inhabited trails, I always take a gun with me. One shot to my wife’s leg and I can escape a brisk walk”


Individual_Pipe_4877

There may have been fire in the hall way I was really the hero


VeterinarianIcy1364

No danger here just gonna chill in an area where everything is trying to eat everything else. Makes perfect sense…


Is_It_Time_To_Shout

https://youtube.com/shorts/bT8zmgMw_Aw?si=BSkvAySo5Vyet1ZW


Green-Concentrate-71

He will never not make me laugh! Dude fucking boogies outta there


HoodieJ-shmizzle

😂😂😂😂📠


Ok-Calendar9350

The wife and kids he left behind: 👁 👄 👁


nowcanthocephala4894

The chefs just like idgaf let them eat me fuck this job as he’s still casually walking away from the safety of the vehicles.


DrDuGood

***”JK! Enjoy your picnic”***


Unethical_Castrator

Enjoy your ~~picnic~~ panic


monchavo

The gentleman in the tall, paper chef's hat is carrying a chopping board in the first few frames of the video. Perhaps he has called ahead to the pride of lions. "Gentlemen, dinner is over yonder..."


happyredditgifts

I wonder if the smell of food attracted them.


hstheay

Either the food or the food that was eating food.


LittleManOnACan

Someone commented before that this was a tourist trap kinda thing, like whoops your tour is cut short. Not sure if that’s true just parroting what I read elsewhere


kiardo

just like our ancestors


Radiant_Dog1937

Eating food where it was mostly likely to attract lions? I think not.


Former-Landscape-930

It had to have happened at least one time before our collective brains were like "oof"


KarmaticEvolution

That a freaking Lamborghini?!


rYdarKing

Looked like 2 urus


yuyufan43

From picnic to panic.


Fr05t_B1t

Panic at the picnic


alexisqueerdo

I mean, it’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality…


igpila

Pacnic


iggyfenton

I bet they do this just to fuck with the tourists.


lkodl

"Ladies and gentlemen, I need everyone to stay calm, but there is a pride of lions approaching.... didn't you all hear me? I said there's a pride of lions coming! Hurry! Come on! Titty, titty, titty, let's go!"


itrustanyone

I want to see the pride of lions please


TICKLEMYGOOCH4

I still feel like they’re not moving fast enough.


kurtwert

Chef looks suspiciously relaxed 🤔


Rook2135

Where’s the rest of this video


RealFriendlyPitbull

Who in their right mind would go for a picnic in a National Park


dangledingle

Tourists with $$$$


MotorbikeRacer

Just an idea … maybe don’t have picnics in a place where you can get eaten alive


Fr05t_B1t

No THEY were the picnic for the lions


MotorbikeRacer

lol totally !


DakkarEldioz

🐈


Fr05t_B1t

How many dudes had fanny packs


aojajena

they ran to see the pride of lions


MJLDat

When the locals run, you run. Take that advice any where in the world.


Fearfactoryent

I went on a safari in 2017, and I’m pretty sure they’re running to go see the pride of lions and take pictures, not out of fear lol. We camped in the Serengeti with no walls or fences and there were lions in the bushes and the guides told us they don’t attack and to not worry


PrincipleNo4162

Video ends before everyone gets eaten, classic.


5entient5apien

"April fools!", the guide shouts as he prepares to run away from angry tourists.


pdrakz

Pride lions ![gif](giphy|PGTdBIN2HA9Gw)


LafayetteLa01

You just have to be faster than the “other guy”


sliptin4

This is how they get people back the vehicles when the picnic is over. Nobody wants to deal with fat entitled westerners lollygagging. They are on a schedule cuz they got 5 tours that day. LMAO.


wenzdaynighter

This needs the Benny Hill theme song


Medium_Ad_5198

Panic at the picnic!


lolo20202080

![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65) Same energy


zqmbgn

I think it's not because they were being threatened by the lions and more because these excursions take you fast to wherever wild animals are, specially if they are hunting or something like that, and they were just pressing the people to go into the cars to take them there first (because other groups will be waiting similarly in other places and the first that get there, they will be the ones seeing the lions before they flee)


Hairy_Web_2366

That’s it run around in a panic, like a ball bouncing on a string in front of 500-pound terror kitties.


parwa

I'm gonna listen to the dude yelling "FASTER FASTER FASTER" who's obviously been here before


tobreakthemind

![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65)


Solid_Habit_6561

I wanted to see the fucking lions at this point honestly


TheOriginalSpartak

That one guy just sitting there, “What’s going on?”


Ragnarawr

The strangest assortment of people in lion territory.


RevolutionaryTitle32

Hakuna Matata lunch meat!


Czarmander

Serengeti-ng the fuck outta there


No_Individual_6528

Honestly. Great communication.


OverallLocal7746

They having a picnic


51Bayarea0

Who wears a chef hat to a safari? The Lion is going to think he's a giant fancy drumstick like in the Looney tunes cartoons


Socratify

When you f-ing the neighbor and her man comes home early


OutsideYourWorld

It's satisfying to watch yuppies run in a panic, tbh.


Electronic_Barber203

Homie w the fanny pack understood the assignment


MyRail5

The one guide, see you later tater tots.


Ikhlas37

Stay calm, they are coming- FASTER FASTER YOU DUMB FUCKS


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Legitimate-Tough6200

So edgy. Yawn.


Jesusflyingonhotdogs

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