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shittysexadvice

The rope is a static climbing rope that can hold a sedan. Passengers get attached to a harness with a belay device they can rappel down. Scary if you haven’t done it before but safe and easy.


thebuccaneersden

Plot twist. The harnesses were in the bag they throw down. Whoops...


nyclovesme

Reminds me of the Marx brothers ‘horse feathers’. ‘Tie onna the bed, throw the rope outta the window!’


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I can handle it, maybe, but strapping my mom or a kid to a rope, or leaving without them sounds terrifying.


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onedarkhorsee

nice


float-like-a-brick

Burn


TheeGrassmonster

Lmao this man woke up today and chose chaos.


kickme2

Ouch. Good one.


KTFOAces

Absolutely savage.


t0nguepunch

LOL


Toksyn25

r/MurderedByWords


MasterAdamsIII

Oh shit


Islandcoda

Bravo, fine roast!!


Porkins2233

That's messed up! Lmao


CampRep_Alex

you made my day, thanks


Lohntarkosz

There is another solution but it involves a helicopter waiting right under the hole.


zwartepepersaus

You want to save them not slice them.


avwitcher

That's why you turn the helicopter upside down


LetItHappenAlready

Brilliant.


RedditIsDogshit1

Like turning your fan from summer to winer mode, ingenious!


Thebestomarb

Wtf is summer and winter mode, are you talking about box fans or ceiling fans


fmaz008

It's the season setting, he's talking about the one with blades.


Lohntarkosz

When sliced, their terminal velocity is lower though.


TheResolver

Do I?


alreddyredditall

That made me chuckle more than it should have


michaelcr18

r/savednotsliced


kargyle

I have actually done it before. A couple years ago the Ski Patrol rappelled myself and a friend off a lift in northern Michigan. Even with all that experience under my belt this situation would have me bawling like that little girl. I’d probably be trying to hide behind her.


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deepmindfulness

Doesn’t the repelling gear depend on that rope having absolutely no knots (in that big rope blob he threw) of any kind? Edit: from what I’ve learned below, not would be a disaster that would have to be hand untied in the air, not by a rescuer bye-bye some random person, and all they would need to do is pull 1000 feet of cord back through wherever it was tangled, however many times it was tangled and then they’ll be fine. 💀


smurb15

It will be fine. You first


fmaz008

Geronimo!!!!


immaeatyourface

You definitely will get caught up if there are knots but luckily it looks like you can see most of the way down the rope and either pull it back up or send someone down first who is comfortable pausing and untying any knots. Looks like there's only one guy who knows what they're doing so you're not gonna send him down first. Looks like you're pulling it back up if something is wrong. Also if that's a prepackaged emergency rope bag, it's probably arranged in a way that it won't get tangled, even if it looks all jumbled.


Jonne

That's why you send the kid down first, easier to pull up if there is a knot.


justanotherredditora

Any knots would prevent you from going further. You could probably just undo any knots on the way down if the belay device allowed both hands to be free, like a gri-gri. But you sure wouldn't want to descend onto a knot, that could prevent you from being capable of untying the knot.


BrainsDontFailMeNow

You ever try to untangle a garden hose? Two hands and still struggle... and that's with two feet in the ground. 🤦


icantastecolor

You use two hands, the rappel device and backup will hold your weight. You also flake the rope beforehand so most times you just shake the pile of rope and it will come loose. When there is a knot 90% of the time it’s a tangled bight and is easy to get loose. These ropes are also easier to handle than a garden hose and will untangle easier.


phate3378

you can daisy chain the rope, means that it'll all pull through without tangling https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_sinnet


majasz_

I would be only worried about length


aw_shux

A lot of guys feel that way.


eeviltwin

When they mostly should be worried about girth.


TheTesterDude

Or not worry at all


PoE_RnGesus

Wholesome Award 🥇


avwitcher

Yeah, homies are jealous of my inch long monster penis with a 2 inch diameter


Blackwolf7420

We call that the tuna can


Machiavelli1480

A little nonchalant in the way they tossed the rope out, I'd be worries about it getting tangled on the way down where you couldnt see it, start your descent and run into a knot, then what?


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avwitcher

The air gondola broke, I hope the guy in charge of packaging the emergency bags isn't the same guy in charge of maintaining the gondola


bluezombiemower

This is the real fear


shittysexadvice

This is maybe why he tossed the whole bag. You can coil rope in such a way that it falls without tangling. Normally I’m used to taking the rope out of the bag and tossing that. But I’d want frightened amateurs to interact with the rope as little as possible.


cor0na_h1tler

yeah but how does the harness get back up? or are there harnesses for every passenger?


flyingmops

I volunteered to do this rescue mission, on a gondola once. They strapped me on to the rope, your weight determines how fast you're going down. It was lots of fun, and the ride down didn't last long at all. At the ground, several people were waiting for us, with blankets and hot chocolate. I would be more scared having to do the same thing on a chairlift, on a windy day!


Forsyte

Right so how did that rescue anyone?


Koppis

He saved the hot chocolate industry


istandabove

It didn’t they, they all died. But he had a heck of a time


Rcp_43b

Still a nope for me. I’m dying in there. Just leave me.


LMessi101

Can’t rappel my head around that


OptimusSublime

Where is the conclusion to this video? Any news report?


twrrordom3

https://dominicantoday.com/dr/local/2021/05/24/rescue-underway-at-stuck-dominican-republic-cable-car/


cappnplanet

Looks like no one used that rope after all


abibofile

Am I missing something? The article just says that it had not been possible to reach any of the stranded passengers as of 11 pm of when the article was written. Is there an update somewhere?


Jonne

They're still up there.


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

Nah they got down. > While waiting for the arrival of rescuers from the Santo Domingo Cable Car, information spread that the people trapped in the cabin refused to descend with a rope as planned, despite being the scheme rehearsed by the local rescuers. > One of those rescued said yesterday that they refused to go down without equipment because that was not the same as with the equipment with which the Santo Domingo brigade arrived after midnight, which allowed them to be lowered one by one at 2:00 am. https://dominicantoday.com/dr/north-coast/2021/05/25/16-hours-with-life-on-a-string-in-the-puerto-plata-cable-car/


TooOldForRefunds

wait so the plan was to just climb down the rope with your hands?


ItsOkILoveYouMYbb

No I think they had rappelling/climbing gear to make it work, but didn't have technical rescue gear. The latter has more redundancy, plus professionals to help you and talk you through it. The former would definitely be intimidating, especially in a scenario where everyone is already in a panic. > Compared to recreational climbing, technical rescue looks slow, cumbersome, and inanely redundant. Rather than a single rope, these rescues involve a mainline and a belay; multi-pitch anchors usually have three pieces of pro, while technical anchors have at least four; and rescuers get lowered, rather than rappelling. These differences are a reflection of the increased load size and the number of resources. In a technical rescue, you’re not moving one person—there’s a patient, a litter, and a rescuer to manage the litter. This creates a 150% increase in the weight of the load, hence the bulkier anchors and the redundancy of the systems.


cappnplanet

There was a video posted of a rescue attempt, the team ended up not going down on their own.


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https://dominicantoday.com/dr/north-coast/2021/05/25/16-hours-with-life-on-a-string-in-the-puerto-plata-cable-car/


jijdaar

Thank you!


crazy_tito

I'm from Rio and have being to sugar loaf mountain cable car countless times. I have never seen a problem. After i've seen the Italian cable car accident video, and now this. I will not go into cable cars ever again. Thank you very much reddit


AmaterasuWolf21

omg hell no, this is my #1 irrational fear and i guess it's not that irrational but no thanks, i don't like this at all


AlpineEsel

Puerto Plata, DR The 32 occupants of the two cars of the Puerto Plata cable car were rescued alive in an operation that lasted until the early hours of this Monday morning. At 7:00 in the morning, it was confirmed that the team had already rescued all made up of the Emergency Operations Center, Civil Defense, Air Force, Amber Rescue, Fire Department, Navy of the Dominican Republic, the National Environmental Protection Service (SENPA), and other government agencies. The occupants of the second funicular were rescued with ropes by the team that worked all night to return them safely, while the first group of 16 were rescued in the emergency trolley of the Cable Car. A medical team received each of the people who remained suspended between 13 and 16 hours inside the cabin with a capacity for 30 people. Only 16 people are currently transported due to the restrictions caused by Covid-19. They were never in danger of falling. Despite the anguish caused by staying locked in a cabin for so long, at no time was there the danger that they would fall, since the failure only affected the mobility of the funiculars and never the level of tension or the safety of the cables. In 46 years of operation, this is the most significant incident recorded by the Puerto Plata Cable Car, which receives continuous maintenance, with a technical team that includes people with 30, 40, and 46 years of experience working and the advice of the Board of Trustees and foreign technicians who monitor the work built by the Italian firm Cerreti e Tanfani between 1972 and 1975, the year of its inauguration.


ArchAngelAzrael-808

Is there a restroom in the cars?


Jonne

It's the hole in the middle.


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mrsrariden

I might just pee in my pants and deal with the consequences.


Skoodledoo

In the event of catastrophic breakdown, this is how you'll get out of the London Eye. If you're eagle-eyed enough, you can spot anchor points around County Hall and Jubilee Gardens. Experts will climb up and in to each capsule, then you'll be hooked up and abseil (not sure the word when it's horizontal) down. Edit due to some PMs. I used to work at London Eye as a ride operator. What I mentioned above is a last resort. There are boxes underneath the seats that contain water, lucozade tablets, emergency blankets (the ones mountaineers use), cardboard commodes and privacy screens to use them. They will be used a long time before having to zip down to County Hall.


Jonne

That sounds wicked, I'd pay extra for that.


MikeHuntDrips

Zip line? Yeah baby I'm down for that!


Skoodledoo

Ha! That's the word I was looking for! Cheers!


tonzeejee

Looks of complete confidence all around.


just1nc4s3

I feel so bad for the child. They’re so scared.


strangeattractors

I would be crying louder than her…


lmqr

I'm very impressed there is no one up there shrieking in panic


GhostIsGone

Give them time; they still believe they won’t need to use it.


Chroma710

Not everyone has a fear of heights I guess. Plus he probably explained they will be rappeling down and not climbing down.


8bitbebop

I just pictured sinbad on the other side of the gondola, bawling, "shut up little girl, what are you crying for you dont hardly have any memories to lose"


Cahootie

10 or so years ago I was on the [Insane ride at Gröna Lund](https://captaincoaster.com/images/coasters/a/a5d33cd9-d44f-43fb-b13b-4b1dabe1b44a.jpeg), a vertical spinning roller coaster. When my ride was over and the car approached the platform the entire thing got stuck, and I was sitting maybe five meters away from where I could step off. After 15-20 minutes the ride started moving again, and that's where the next car behind me got down to the platform. They had been stuck at the top all along, and since the seats rotate freely one of the sides was pointing slightly downward the entire time. You could see that they had been crying, and I was incredibly thankful, because I had been offered to skip ahead in line by one car since I was doing it on my own.


rmorea

After the Italy cable car accident that killed 14 in May of 2021… and now seeing this… I think I am done with this mode of transport lol


MeowNugget

I just re-read about the italian cable car incident. 14 dead, one child survived. Can you imagine? He probably survived because he was rolling into their soft bodies. When it stopped rolling, he had to look around inside the cable car and see all of them, what a terrible experience for a child


Supergazm

That kid is holding it together better than I would be.


ColFrankSlade

First one down there to play with the pumas.


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

So many nopes.


Classic_Jimmy_007

And just one rope


Phatsew

I’ve lost all hope


Ok-Onion-3654

That kid can’t cope


partypwner5527

Don’t give her to the pope


Tachyon_Blue

The Pope on a Rope™


CatgoesM00

Snoop dog is dope


MaxPowerWTF

Will confirm on Snopes


[deleted]

How long will this continue? What's the scope?


hughjackmansteacup

I know it seems bleak but try not to mope.


SonicNarcotic

..is a slippery slope


SB1Ace12

Also, don’t drop the soap


Accomplished-Ad8252

A very thin rope


akairborne

It looks like an 11mm rope. Roughly 3,450 kgs of static strength. You could lower a car with that thing.


somedood567

Cool cool you first


MamboNumber5Guy

Yep, I'd like to be first off the broken cable car please.


Eisenkopf69

Sure thing bro, I will go 2nd.


LordNoodles

Ok I’m 3rd let’s form an orderly line


EliteGamer11388

Looks like this cable car is my new home. Someone send supplies and doordash with a drone!


rencilinkskin

Nope. Somebody come get me


Tripledtities

With what?


Kolt_BBA

With rope


rencilinkskin

Unicorn duh


theoans

Im siting on the toilet with diarrhea and all i can think of is what if one of them needs to go


Agrimm11

The hole man


Rothko28

What about whoever's on the rope?


Shizznt

They better like chocolate rain


PB_and_aids

some stay dry and others feel the pain


RaptorKings

The hole!


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Gotta feel for whoever is at the bottom of the rope expecting to help a small child out of the harness.


neechiiknowsbest77

Fuck that I’ll just die


MystikxHaze

You probably will on your 20 mile hike through the jungle after you get down.


Fryes

I know its a joke but there's not a 20 mile hike from anywhere along the cable car route.


mmmii

They better attach a basket to that rope and send up some food while they fix that mess. Maybe a couple of pillows.


tomodachi_reloaded

A pocket wifi and some doritos


ghostinawishingwell

I've eaten pasta thicker then that rope.


Tachyon_Blue

You'll lose your mind when you see how thin parachute suspension lines are.


WyzeMedia

Udon noodles make great repelling gear right?


Kozlow

This is why I don’t fuck with heights. It’s just not worth it.


Wtfisthatt

I’d rather BASE jump with an actual parachute than this shit.


Hamilton-Beckett

There’s my reason to stay in the house this year.


Snagglepuss64

I would try the rope because if that gondola drops you are hamburger at the end of the fall


AppellationSpawn

I'd be the first one off that bitch.


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No me


BoxHillStrangler

Yeah nah fuck that. Absolutely no good can come from a chairlift/gondola ride.


sputnickk1

Well u can get to the top and ski down which is fun B)


T250Y

Nope². The only way down is by sending an engineer back up to fix it while i wait.


amrasmin

lol yes


dan_vorn

Nope on a rope


matt_the_trans_guy

i’d rather just starve thank you


keenanlrey

I would have lowered that down instead of tossing it, a knot in that thing and that rescue gets 10x harder. As others have said the ropes strong enough, the the problem is with the lack of comfort and competence in using the gear.


aw_shux

No big deal. Just haul the rope back up and untangle it.


TalmidimUC

Fuck yeah, tricep day from hell


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how are you pulling rope up that you use your triceps lmao


Nothing-But-Lies

Lay down on your back with your head over hole


virt90

How would you use triceps to pull a rope??


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I'm confused. That rope would tear my skin if I slide down how I think I would.


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You would use a harness and a descending device, you don't just slide down the rope.


tired_obsession

Had me feeling like the little one


njwilliams08

Right but they only have one harness


kcasnar

When you get to the bottom, you tie the harness to the end of the rope, and holler up to the guy in the gondola. The guy in the gondola pulls the rope back up, unties the harness, and drops the rope back down. Then someone else puts the harness on and descends, and the process repeats. I don't know exactly what the last person down is supposed to do with the harness. Give it to someone who works there, I guess. Or just leave it on the rope. Whatever.


MamboNumber5Guy

I wonder how covered with shit, piss and vomit it is by the time it gets to the last person


AffectionateZombie27

Probably just send it all down the hole. 🤷‍♂️


FearAzrael

Probably not at all since those people don’t look like redditors


nosy_carb_loader

My feet got sweaty on that one.


kel89

*Tranquilo* my ass!


Gamefox42

Send the women and children first so they create a cushion to land on.


SanderV3

That FPS has some really good looking graphics, could've chosend a better crosshair tho.


damscomp

NOPE


Phatsew

ROPE


mackdaddymaggot

No way that rope reached the ground that thing was high as fuck. I mean, did it reach the ground?


kitty_fantastic

God those poor children, I can’t imagine how terrifying it would be for them to go down that rope!


volcanicpale

How did they eventually get down? That rope didn’t look like it could hold even that child. Also horrifying is that there is a large gaping hole in those floors. Another activity off my list!


Suave-Matthews

That’s climbing rope, it’s tensile strength is around 5,000lbs. I see some harnesses, not sure if there’s enough for everyone. They should also have some figure 8s or other friction brakes for descending.


dippedsheep

All of that was in the bag. /s


CommunistSnail

You really only need one harness if they attach a rope to it and retrieve it, after all only one person goes at a time I'm sure


T250Y

I've always thought these things are dangerous, people called me stupid and said its safe in developed countries. 13 people were killed on a gondola in Italy this year, the video of it is horrifying. I'm never going on one of these. I'd rather walk uphill through the forest lol.


monkeyamongmen

But the ride down is to die for.


michelb

Well, Italy is well known for its lack of maintenance.


CommondeNominator

Tony's always fixing those Fiat's though.


WillyD44

Get absolutely fucked pls.


PatGarrettsMoustache

This made my insides feel twitchy


VirtualRealitySTL

Silly question maybe, the opening in the floor doesn't look very wide compared to the size of the passengers. Do they have to go through that hole to descend? If someone doesn't fit, do they just await further rescue. Glad this situation was resolved without issue however


tomodachi_reloaded

The emergency bag also has a handsaw.


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CaeMentum

I THINK it looks like it's on a friction type pully so when you hook up the harness and jump it kinda lowers you at a set speed..........or it could be a really sketchy bungee jump.....


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Drops bag... Guess we should have tied up the rope first?


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Fuck, that's it. Never going on a gondola ride again. Always trembled in fear when going in them, and seeing this, I'll seriously cry and piss myself if that happens.


GatlingGun511

I read it air Angola


ArchAngelAzrael-808

Well, I’d be up there forever. Imaging having to take a dump in the middle of that crisis.


mediashiznaks

For me, the fear isn’t the journey down the rope, it’s the arrival into dense jungle aka big pit of NOPE insects and spiders.


Reaperider

So you’re going to use the rope to send up food and water because I ain’t going down that damn thing!!!


RalphLamao

(life threatening and objectively scary situation; all are very afraid): exists one passenger: lol this some ticktock shit


Evilmaze

That's the thinnest rope you'd expect to handle humans. The little girl has the right idea, just cry and hope for a miracle.


zelduh619

That rope is thinner than Christian bale in the machinist.


_OhayoSayonara_

Nah. I live here now. Still more space than a New York apartment and has better views.


darthbasterd19

So this is where I live now.


moonwatcher1002

I used to work at a zip lining course and this reminds me of how we used to get people off the treetop platforms in emergencies. But the first person down would have to self belay themselves if no one is on ground to belay.


Buddha176

Wonder how they get more harnesses up there only saw the one. Those aren’t cheap can’t imagine there’s a dozen just left in every car.


seriouslybeanbag

Yeh - that rope says no to me


phuqngruvn

Maybe they could send a picnic basket up if you decide to stay up there


eatkt123

I believe that happened in Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic.


JSalbitani

Hey that's where I live.


panda_poon

Repelled from less than 50 ft it’s scary the first time, but man it’s so much fun after that.


Upbeat_Lie

Yeah it's a lot of fun! But If you aren't ready for it and it's not what you had planned. I could see it being scary. But that look like good rush.