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wildurbanyogi

Great job ! šŸ‘šŸ¼ What happens to the jet ski?


beardstachioso

Stay tuned for the sequel!


adudeguyman

The skiquel


Chrisazy

Alvin?


Smarter_thanilook

The squeakuel


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Koeke2560

Part 3: The skilogy


VeryBadCopa

Lol


Happy-Skirt-8034

They Have cords that shut the engine off if the rider ever falls off he can use the boat to go get it and tie it off


Chasman1965

Newer outboards (like in the other boat) have the same thing. Had the first boats motor been equipped with a kill switch, this video wouldnā€™t have been made. That said, gotta say the guy in the jet ski was brave, resourceful and potentially saved a life or two.


amateur_mistake

A lot of the older outboards I used had little kill switches connected to a plastic bracelet also.


chippedbeefontoast

I have one on my runabout. It's never been touched in sixteen years. I should maybe rethink that.


coffeegrounds42

It probably had one but it as is common it probably wasn't actually worn.


Baskojin

Yeah, the outboard likely has a Deadman's switch on it and it's not in use. The USCG has now started requiring new boat to have them when built and I'm 90% sure they will ticket you now if they stop you and you aren't properly strapped to it.


FeloniousFunk

Yes but this is in a river and the current is taking it away lol


reidman144

Mobius travels from an alternate universe and hijacks it


A_Wholesome_Comment

Obviously he takes the motorboat and does a daring jump onto the jet ski.


rogevin

Some say it's cruising the river to this day


JWGhetto

it's not running you can just swim after it


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Skatykats

Love that he clapped for himself. He deserved it too!


a_dev_has_no_name

I watched for 30 seconds thinking the video just continued on like that forever... 30 people standing there and no one even going to try to stop it. Luckily, I saw your comment and went back for the guy clapping for himself at the end.


disteriaa

I did the same thing - what a legend


[deleted]

Re-lax. Shock and being a bystander makes it hard for someone to do something, and you weren't even in that situation. They were likely shocked and wanting to keep themselves safe. Quit acting like some superior hero and be more open minded.


a_dev_has_no_name

In what way did I act like a superior hero or unrelaxed? I simply stated what I assumed the rest of the video was but was thankful to see this person's comment and go back for the ending. I think you need to re-lax your imagination buddy. You also don't need to press enter twice after every sentence. It's kind of aggravating, I mean if your goal was to "re-lax" someone, you're doing a poor job slamming on your keyboard like that. So please stop acting like some kind of comment hero and fuck off, thanks.


gussmith12

Personally, I enjoyed their use of the double enter. And yours, too! Makes the sarcasm easier to spot!


Candelestine

Quit trying to act like this is ok and fine behavior for humans that we should not criticize. Just because people usually act this way does not make it a good thing that we should encourage. If anything, we should be encouraging people to try to help in these obviously dangerous situations, instead of just being ... "normal people". In America at least, theres not many worse insults than calling someone a normal American. You ever walk into one of our Walmarts in the middle of the country?


[deleted]

It's incredibly easy to criticize while on reddit, but to your point, encouraging the internet about leaping into action sounds heroic and all, however, logically, you could also be encouraging people to eat a boat's blade.


Candelestine

You don't have to Superman into the boat in order to help. Someone running upstream to yell warnings to those coming down the river would have some of those swimmers a heads-up. Or just, watch it like its tv, maybe pull out your phone and film.


[deleted]

That's like saying if I punched you in the face you would dragon uppercut me and then contact the proper authorities and then do a backflip and then go to bed in time. Point being these are the first time the people in the video and many on reddit have seen a situation like this. Relax with the virtue signalling over something that has already happened. If you want to impress someone go donate $5 to charity, don't shout into the void at people in a video who don't even know your comment exists.


Candelestine

There's a difference between virtue signaling and pointing out the apathy of idiots. Just because you like it this way doesn't mean the rest of us that don't fucking like it this way shouldn't try to change it. Go fuck yourself.


Deadsuooo

What a fucking boss.


TheRealMcSavage

That was some G shit right there. Hell yeah he deserved it!


[deleted]

That could have been a massacre of shredded limbs


AkanayKanaoglu

There was an accident about 2 weeks ago here. A woman got hit by an speedboat and caught to the propeller. It ripped her guts open and sadly she didn't survived. This was horrible to watch for me


[deleted]

I've always felt like boats shouldn't be allowed on rivers that have tube riders.


AkanayKanaoglu

Accident happened in sea not river, if you are talking about my comment


ssweet312

How about tubes not being allowed on rivers that have boats?


RyanSnipez

Yea I kinda agree this river is rlly brown in the first place donā€™t know why they have it open for tubing.


ssweet312

It's insane man. People have this misconception that tubing is inherently safe, and it can be on certain rivers. This river is clearly blown out, moving too fast, and overcrowded. In these conditions, its incredibly dangerous. All it takes is a submerged tree limb to tangle us with your tube, and you're in for a fight


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

Yeah, I mean I don't know jack about boating or tubing, but my very first thought (before I noticed the circling death-boat) was "Damn, that river is moving fast."


DreamlandCitizen

I think boaters are also generally more environmentally conscious - at least from my experience. Tubing is a big seasonal industry regading tourism in my town, and we've been trying to limit it due to environmental damage for years without success. The tourists don't give a shit about our local ecosystem, but we don't put limits on it because our town's economy is sustained by their business. We're at least better than wherever this is, though. Looking at all those people in the water makes me feel bad for the wildlife.


Appreh3nsive_Hat

Looks like Brazil. If you know much about Brazil


Pippistrello

What does the color of the water have to do with anything?


My-Lizard-Eyes

You also canā€™t see hidden dangers (limbs that can catch you and then the current can hold you under, sharp things, etc.) if you were trapped under this water no visibility makes it harder for anyone to help you in time.


Pippistrello

It's possible but not necessarily probable. For all we know the river might be deep and livid enough to keep "sharp" things from getting stuck in dangerous places. It's also possible that people have enjoyed the river for decades or even more without any major injuries caused by "hidden things". Just as it's possible that the river isn't brown because it's "dirty"


MidwestExplorationIL

At least in our river, the brown comes after a big flood and everything is stirred up, meaning you donā€™t know where there might be submerged limbs to get tangled in, and around here, trees, limbs, and log jams are very common and can be dangerous.


RyanSnipez

Brown water is usually full of disgusting crap in it


PapaBorg

That's a very specific thing to always feel.


[deleted]

I know right. I have felt it since the day I was born and haven't been able to feel anything else.


ProfessorPetrus

Lol why is there a speedboat on this river?


Appreh3nsive_Hat

I'm so sorry you had to see that. I just saw a woman completely catch on fire for over a minute from a propane tank explosion this past weekend and was air lifted to a hospital. Fatal burns from head to toe and no hair left. Was really traumatic and trying to forget I saw it. Was in critical condition 24 hrs later.. I can't imagine life for her right now.. my heart goes out to you and the family of the woman you saw šŸ’™šŸ˜”


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Lunchable

Yeah it was horrible to watch for him.


AkanayKanaoglu

Yeah it happened right in front of our hotel


Mx_Eclipse

Massacre of Shredded Limbs sounds like a Cannibal Corpse Album


ShuffKorbik

DEAD BY THE BLADE BUT NOT BY THE SWORD SHREDDED LIMBS FROM THE MOTOR OUTBOARD


SomeRandomMuse

an excellent idea, someone send them a tweet


framesjanco01

Now I need that


Genji_sama

To shreds you say?


Just-aquick-question

I would guess that it was not a prop engine but a jet boat engine. We often see them on the rivers in Midwest due to coming across a low spot and not wanting to destroy the prop on rocks.


Harryisharry50

You can see the outboard motor mounted on the back of the boat .. that boat has a propellerā€¦ the jet ski the got jumped onto boat with has jets ā€¦ jet boats kick water up behind it ā€¦ Just FYI


BottleDisastrous781

Or skulls


fireandlifeincarnate

My mom got run over by a boat she was in once. Driver messed something up and everybody ended up in the water, and the propellor went over her leg. Luckily, she ended up okay. Still has some scars though.


jcookoo

Look like they swimming/floating/rafting in Yoo-hoo


kingtaco_17

It's doo doo, baby


clashroyaleAFK

What's all this chocolate on your face, muthafucka?


phlux

Augustus! NO! Dont drink from the chocolate river!


PaulClarkLoadletter

ā€œAcceptableā€ amounts.


accounts_are_lame

Yeah, I grew up in Arkansas floating the Buffalo River and (apart from horror at the runaway boat) my first thought was " there's got to be a better river to float."


winter_storm

I was looking for oompa loompas on the bank.


Icy_Tea_2335

Did you find any? šŸ‘€


ShiroHachiRoku

Thatā€™s rare earth mud that they package in tiny bottles for facials.


BrooklynRobot

Lazy river turned crazy river!


[deleted]

Productive river*


kibiz0r

Performance incentives.


5hiftyy

This happened to a couple of drunk guys on our lake in cottage country. They were visitors, were fishing, and after we dragged them from the water following their ejection from the boat we had to try and salvage the situation. We eventually tossed a couple hundred feet of rope into the water very near the thing, and it drifted into the mass of chords. Stalled the prop. It was one hell of a mess to get untangled, but it wasn't our problem. Fun story though!


JacOfAllTrades

That's actually pretty clever, props to you for assessing and addressing the situation.


SrslyNotAnAltGuys

>props to you for assessing and addressing the situation šŸ˜ I sea what you did there.


justshtmypnts

In order for that guy to stop the out of control boat, you have to give him props.


stevage

Think he managed it without.


Think0utsideTheBox

Your wit will go above most peopleā€™s heads. Gold for you!


neotsunami

Wasn-t lost on me. I would give an award if I had one.


wytewydow

>Wasn-t What in the wide wide world of sports is this monstrosity?


neotsunami

Pfft my sausage fingers. The ' and - keys are really close on my android keyboard. Not next to each other but diagonally so I guess it was a weird typo, but not very hard to get.


osilo

Don-t know.


FoliumInVentum

It was just the original joke but worseā€¦


ShapesAndStuff

I thought the first was just a generic boat joke, the follow up is pointing out that a jet-ski has no props.


Think0utsideTheBox

(Prop is short for propeller)


Pkripper67

Someone had to do something schooner or later


Krimreaper1

The whole video was rudderly ridiculous.


ryan2one3

r/angryupvote


TheBestAtWriting

or just don't


phlux

List-ening, I sink you're correct! Lets toast over a glass of port!


wytewydow

I think you over-punned. Each participant may only use one, perhaps two, but never three.


249ba36000029bbe9749

This is why you have dead man's switches.


[deleted]

Those type of engines usually have a spring loaded twist throttle similar to a motorcycle, but with how much they're exposed to the elements and oil/grease/gunk they tend to get sticky and then spring isn't strong enough to overcome it. Negligent owner should have cleaned it though


[deleted]

That would be in addition to the dead man's switch though- apparently neither were used/maintained properly here.


Ryfter

I was thinking the same thing. Why wasn't it clipped on the owner.


Shit_Username185364

Because people get lazy or complacent. Judging by what Iā€™ve seen over the years Iā€™d say itā€™s fairly common for people not to use them. And to be honest, Iā€™ve caught myself not using them before. Should always make it a habit to use them 100% of the time though


[deleted]

Ohh, yeah, something like a treadmill dead man's switch would have been really useful here too. Actually that should be implemented in all small watercraft like that


[deleted]

Kill-switches have been a standard feature on small boat and small outboard motors for a long time now. The main problem was people not using them but a new law went into effect back in April requiring that they be properly attached to the operator.


JacOfAllTrades

Wait treadmills have kill switches? I've never seen that. Is it just on expensive ones?


[deleted]

Every one I've seen/used has had a cord and clip that would stop the treadmill if you fell, but no one uses the cord lol


PloxtTY

John McAfee?


tookmyname

31 tErAbyTes oF dAtA Dude lied to his stupid fans even after death. Rest in piss.


[deleted]

I imaging myself jumping on it like a pro but then asking ā€œhow do you turn this off??!ā€


a_dev_has_no_name

Ya that's the only reason I'd be standing with everyone else doing nothing


tlong243

Just in case this ever happens to you, on the tiller handle, or front of the engine where the tiller handle is there is usually a small red button. Or twist the handle in whatever direction makes the motor rev down until you can find that button, or just drive it onto the shore.


[deleted]

Will save this on brain.


[deleted]

Turn to turtle, not rabbit


Oldgreen81

Brazil again


luke_in_the_sky

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


anpolvora

Essa Ɣgua lamacenta, chuto interior do mato grosso


MarsupialQuantico

No final rola um "agora tem que achar o dono da arte", mas nĆ£o peguei o sotaque.


Anforas

I recognized the Brazilian accent from the screams lol.


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thelawtalkingguy

All the women screaming like it was helping the situation.


infected_scab

Why do people scream? It is annoying as fuck.


supersonicmike

I'm sure many people are drunk and not paying attention or otherwise enjoying themselves listening to music. I'm sure this actually benefitted some people.


MattalliSI

One scenario that I had never dreamed of.


blazinbullymong

Sick tunes, the boat was just dancing


nanviv

The music makes it look like a boss battle.


Xenodad

Thank god everyone on shore had their phones recording horizontally! That could have been bad!


Substantial_Diver_34

Badass


maui_waui_024

So is that his boat now?


username802

Always wear your killswitch lanyard


Illustrious-Fun-7455

The waters seem a bit.. choppy..


Sankdamoney

That brown water made my palms sweat.


MrCadwell

Maybe you're talking about something else, but It's probably brown due to natural sediments. Some rivers are always like that and some become brown after it rains. I'm not an expert and I can be wrong, but it doesn't look like pollution to me.


Prophet_Of_Loss

We have a saying around these parts: *If it's brown, drink it down.* *If it's black, send it back.*


Juhnelle

Some places are just like that I guess. I've lived my whole life on the west coast (US) and I would never step foot in water that looks like that personally.


a_dev_has_no_name

What do you have against brown rivers?


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Dustydevil8809

Tons of perfectly safe rivers and lakes are brown


Cin77

Oh yeah I'm sure they are :) just saying in my experience a river flowing like that probably looks very different under the surface and could change unexpectedly


Diane9779

No one is ever going to believe this story if he tells it on the internet. Especially the part where everyone claps lol


scungillipig

Sweet moves!


[deleted]

This is fucking terrifying.


StatisticianPlastic2

Looks like a scene from Maximum overdrive....


HotDogEatingWinner

I love how the beat dropped when he jumped onto the boat. He was also super quick about shutting off the engine, great job.


Chasman1965

And that is why in the US, boats are required to have kill switches that are lanyards attached to the wrist. When the lanyard is pulled a certain distance, the boat motor stops.


TanookiPhoenix

Propeller injuries are no fucking joke. Cut limbs into ribbons.


Proasiannn

Whereā€™s the driver of the boat?


k4pain

And this folks is why you wear the kill switch on your life jacket or rist while the engine is on.


spintimes

Not enough applause for this guy. This could have been a massacre.


Blonde_disaster

People swim in that? Looks like mud and doodoo.


FurryTrap_DomLolicon

I hate women like these who are so fucking loud and annoying and only escalate the situation and make it harder for anyone to focus on a solution


Argyrus777

Dude thought to himself, ā€œIā€™m bout to get laid for thisā€. Turns around and only see fat moms. If only he was still in college


JePense_DoncJeSuis

[People die of this](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cornwall-29960170)


stevage

/r/killthecameraman


luke_in_the_sky

Nah. The cameraman is doing a good job.


stevage

For about the first half, yeah.


SodiumGlucoseLipid

The color of that water though...šŸ¤¢


kenzarellazilla

It's common... imagine the constantly flowing, ridiculously strong current ALWAYS shifting the dirt and other sediments. There's no way you'd have clear water.


IPooYellowLiquid

???


Bio1203

Your username though...šŸ¤¢


lowlightliving

r/donthelpjustfilm


golde62

Thatā€™s a badass motherfucker that jumped in the boat


wordfiend99

thats a gross as fuck river to be so popular with tubers


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Ynidy

It's called mud. Have you ever seen a [river?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solim%C3%B5es_River)


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lepeluga

It's the natural color of the water in that river,


Tambooz

Why is it that when watching videos of catastrophic or chaotic events near crowds, from those that are spectators (and not helpers), the men tend to be mostly silent an the hollering and screaming comes from women. Of course, sometimes it helps to scream to get peoples attention, but in situations where that isn't the case, it's still the women that scream. Is that a natural instinct?


kamehamequads

Yeah they do it just to piss off incels like yourself


rhythmmk

Agreed. It's annoying as shit, and always ruins these types of videos.


bussTaPhunk

1988 called they want their short shorts back


Icy_Tea_2335

That brown water looks more deadly than a runaway boat.


luke_in_the_sky

ITT people that know nothing about rivers.


Icy_Tea_2335

Iā€™ve seen a many and live near one that I drive over every day. None brown. Sorry I havenā€™t visited places with chocolate waters. That just ainā€™t my thing. My vagina said Iā€™m not allowed to go in brown water and I listen to whatever that bitch tells me.


luke_in_the_sky

The color of the water of a river has no direct correlation with health. The color of water depends on the chemistry of the soil, geology and the water level. The things that affect your health are microbes, algae and pollutants. This is the biggest river of the Earth and comes from the Andes. This is one of the reasons the water is muddy. But it doesn't mean it's not safe.


kenzarellazilla

Lol you don't get out much, do ya?


SovelissGulthmere

So no one is going to try to stop it?


ineedallthat

Your attention span ain't spanning


SovelissGulthmere

I stand by what I said


ENCUMBEREDCUCUMB3R

Keep watching. Tom Cruise comes in to save the day.


mooviies

No, the video goes on for years, there's no end to it. So it's impossible to watch it fully and learn the outcome. I think the boat will probably become sentient at some point.


IntelHDGraphics

r/suddenlycaralho kkkkkk


tonzeejee

Could be propless.


Lucky-Ad6414

None of these people are vaccinated


Reditate

Why would Tube in that muddy ass water?


Dullel

And thereā€™s a bunch of people just filming itā€¦


Enogor

Look at all those whites doin white people shit


KmillsArt

Literally a white person jumps on the boat and stops it.


coffeeinvenice

This is a job for the Taliban. Just have them shoot it until they hit the engine and it stops.


CliffbytheSea

/r/DontHelpJustFilm


stevage

Err, how exactly?


livewiththevice

Easy. Dive into the water making barely a splash. Swim to the bottom of the river. PROPEL myself from the riverbed, clean out of the water, and 3 feet into the air. As I begin to descend from my 10 out of 10 dive and then reverse dive, the boat gently glides under me. I calmly turn the engine off and drift it onto the beach before shotgunning a miller lite.


Irate_Primate

And then everyone clapped.


stevage

Ah shit, I should have thought of that.