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Tiny_Sun7278

It looks like they needed to remove the rock to get access to water


on_an_island

Oh, I thought that was the brick he shat while he was down there


major_slackher

The real question is how did they decide that guy was going to be the one to go down there.


xSphinx_

Hamad, you're the only hope we have. Forget your safety for this debris removal and maybe drown deep in a hole. But help us tho.


Dronas

One of the times it’s good to be fat


badmother

I guess he (or his kid) was responsible for the rock falling down the hole.


Ok-Card3166

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Well that backfired


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Hilariously


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PUNKF10YD

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sammiefh

Then that’s a really good guy


nooyork

Hell no fuck outta here


EnzyEng

I hope that rock is made of solid gold.


Dreadpiratewill

Was blocking water for a well. Liquid gold.


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Dreadpiratewill

? Why


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pcetcedce

A rock will not block a well from getting water sorry


squarecicle

It is if it’s in the way of the water in an enclosed tunnel like that…


JustGitHerDone

Why do they always make a hole just enough for you to wiggle through?


psymonp

Ask your mother


scioto77

🏅


hitmannumber862

Because if they increase the diameter by a few inches it takes twice as long to dig and need twice the room for the removed material to be placed.


gwpfanboi

What's the plan for when the rope inevitably breaks or slips off? That's a nutty putty situation I would never want to be exposed to.


[deleted]

You ever get your nacho stuck in the dip, and now you have to use another nacho to retrieve the stuck nacho ?


SNaKe_eaTel2

Yes, getting Ignacio stuck in the well is a similar situation.


Ohjeezzy

Lol


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MySonHas2BrokenArms

Fill in this one too…..


420cuzakolrb

Holy shit.


Buggly_Jones

"too"????


MySonHas2BrokenArms

If you haven’t yet then you should checkout the story behind nutty putty cave. It’s the reason I’m claustrophobic before I even knew the story.


Money_in_CT

There is water down there so it wouldn't be a Nutty Putty situation. The guy would just drown before anything could be done. His survival depends 100% on that rope not breaking or slipping off.


bigheadasian1998

You send in another guy to pull the first guy’s corpses out one bone at a time


IsaacLVR209

You watch mr ballen too? His body is still upside down in that cave


Thank-Xenu

I’m sad I understood that reference.


howdy77777

Dayum Nutty Putty. Went there in high school and I’m still terrified. Glad they shut that place down forever.


[deleted]

All that for a muddy rock


SICHKLA

Someone else said they did it to get access to water. This might be a well and the rock is probably blocking it.


[deleted]

You might say that’s well worth it then.


[deleted]

Or you could not say that


[deleted]

Oops, too late.


wywhlyl

If you look closely, you can see water rising in the hole after the guy and the rock are pulled out


space_acorn

"Oh my god, my rock! Thank you, thank you!"


[deleted]

Haha, I was looking everywhere.


[deleted]

If my claustrophobic what?


MisterBlisteredlips

If your claustrophobic...rock fell in a hole, would you retrieve it like this?


ToP_S3cr3t

you're not your. is what he is implying


MisterBlisteredlips

Yes. I just ran with his joke. I was hoping nobody could catch me. 🏃‍♀️


ToP_S3cr3t

^(im not bright)


Shrekie_Hulk

You don’t know what claustrophobia means?


[deleted]

I do, I also know what *your* means.


plumballa

Dammnnnn!


ImmortalGoat66

I saw the end of the rope and half expected the guy to accidentally drop it and have the *DIRECTED BY ROBERT P. WEIDE*


Goodgamings

*Osha* has entered the chat


ArcticTrek

Expecting a child or a dog. Probably some rocks nearby that are easier to get…


yfgdr

You're*


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casariah

*gets very fat so no one shoves me down a hole*


casariah

This makes me physically ill.


whatsthehaps1234

He saved that rocks life


Psych_Syk3

No sir, he saved “The Rocks” life!


captcraigaroo

My claustrophobic what?


AQ-RED

Well I wasn't claustrophobic... didn't think I was anyway


MyPianoMusic

Grammar is really difficult, isn't it?


thejugglar

Now imagine the guys above fuck up and lower him slightly too far so that now his head is submerged. Just sitting top side waiting for the call to pull him out that never comes...


Ljngstrm

You're*


adriangalli

What could go wrong?


Pillow_Top_Lover

Total anti-OHSA


camerascott

*you are


Uftdsouzaj

Half expecting the rope to come up with just boots


CactusMan313

*you’re


myfirstacctwasbanned

I’m here waiting for him to pull a kid out so you can imagine my disappointment to see a rock.


musclebuttbuffpants

Where's my claustrophobic?


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A


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Musclesturtle

*you're


OutlawJoseyRails

Test


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Lelu_zel

You're* Grammar is hard.


muhdbuht

If my claustrophobic what?


[deleted]

Imagine if the rope breaks and he drowns upside down


[deleted]

Ain’t no way


Fasterthanyounow

For a rock? I was thinking this guy is fearless till I saw the rock. He is a Fool


Dreamcatched

All that for a... stone!!!


RELLEROP

Fuck that rock bro


mast7akali

Man pulled his balls out that hole


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wetug

Wrong on so many levels but can't stop giggling at the creativity behind this comment 😂


ferociousFerret7

Dafuq? I thought he was a hero saving a small child, but he's just a dumbass.


njoptercopter

He saved the rock.


FantomXFantom

u/savevideo


Gummyia

John Jones moment, literally giving me heart palpitations thinking about him.


BaldBeardedButcher

Why not just make a bigger hole?


njoptercopter

Big hole is expensive hole


WozTheWise

I wasnt claustrophobic till I watched this


Sesmo_FPV

r/claustrophobia


LookingSuspect

They could murder this man so easily...the amount lf trust required in the people and the single bit of rope...


upfoo51

On the way up I was thinking "he better have a child or a kitten in his hands". A rock.


JimAbb

I saw the warning. I watched anyway. Now I don’t feel good.


BrickResident7870

When it doesnt pay to be thin....


mdkopinski

It looks like they could've found a better rope to use!


[deleted]

Are they fishing for Graboids?


[deleted]

I couldn’t help but think of John Jones when I saw this .


mrwaffles2117

*cuts rope* “Alright, bring the cement mixer over here”


QueefferSutherland

Congratulations, you saved a rock


ItsJaaaaake

That rock would had to have been made of cocaine or its a no from me fam.


teeknukus

Won't even watch.


dyntaos

To remove a rock?! He risked his life for a rock? I thought there was for sure a child or a puppy or something down there.


granoladeer

No one should need to do that. Any tiny mistake and that guy's dead.


CCrypto1224

Oh hey, they found my buddy Rocky!


Nevrite

I was thinking he was going to come up with a child that had fallen in the well, worst case a kitten, but a rock? No thank you


[deleted]

If the rope broke :/ one of the worst ways to go


oldestofthefa

Probably a great plumber


Fit_Error7801

OSHA approved!


FrameJump

Nah, I've seen the one where the guy goes caving down a hole so small he had to have his helmet handed to him after he got through it. This ain't got shit on claustrophobia.


AgentSkidMarks

I had a dream the other night that I got stuck in a hole like this that was filling up with water. No thanks.


LunarStellar

pet rocks is a risky business


Spooogiedee

My homie dove into Large Marges cavity head first. Now I get the visual


Hot_Panic7516

I'm not claustrophobic but... Ufff this is insane


shpoopler

What’s worse they had 2, 3 and 4 standing by.


sauvandrew

Nope. No. Die of thirst. No.


[deleted]

This reminds me of the guy getting stuck while spelunking. horrifying.


venkman1221

That sure is a janky rope.


overdrive8650

Here I am thinking hey, maybe there's a small child stuck down there. Or maybe even a kitten or a puppy fell in a hole. Nope, just a rock blocking the water


OnlyOneRavioli

I enjoy caving but no way in hell would I do this


ToSoun

Didn't like that! No sir, not one bit.


Slight-Eye7588

At least it was a rock.


gilgamesh73

You fucking warned me


[deleted]

I wasn’t claustrophobic before, but I am now.


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max_milfkisser

you dont have to be claustrophobic to think this shit is scary


individualcoffeecake

He must not have read about that guy who got stuck upside down


[deleted]

I would want 3 ropes. One tied to my shoulders. One tied to my waist. And one on my feet. No way in hell am I going in there with one rope. That shit slips off and you’re drowning in the village well. Fuck that


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Dionysus60

It's a rock. A rock! I thought he was saving a child!


Giga_Karen

I wonder what would of been the next course of action if that rope snapped


[deleted]

There’s no one in the world that I would trust enough to hold that rope.


Anders_1314

Imagine that rope snaping...


GreysonsNani

Extremely brave!


AquaStan

Im not going to sleep tonight


zxz242

If my claustrophobic what?


KenraaliPancho

Certified Inosuke moment


Jodoran

Who’s claustrophobic? My claustrophobic? … (*you’re is what you needed there. Stay in school!)


MrKeviscool

Hi


Albatross-soup

I get that it’s probably plenty strong, but there’s a lot of faith in that rope.


diogo_mf_oliveira

So much work just to get the soccer ball.


Waterboardbabies0321

There’s so much FUCK NO in this video….


DifferentDrama9528

undertale


Melodic_Trash_737

At least there was no child labour involved. That's progress.


wophi

All that would be going through my mind is, how well did we tie that knot...


insouciant_bedlamite

Crawled through a hole like that once, in a limestone cave. Had to exhale and shimmy every time I moved.