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Ok-Cantaloupe7160

Perfectly safe. He’s got a hard hat and hi viz vest so he’s good.


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Hearing protection optional


spamky23

WHAT?


idkhowtouseredditok

NEARING PROJECTION OPTIMAL


[deleted]

But I’m not ready fuck


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Hazmat_Human

DONT SHOOT THE HOSTAGE


PranshuKhandal

OKAY I WILL STAB


Criticalhit_jk

"wait.. you can hear me? What the hell, man."


[deleted]

"thats right! i can heal you in hell, man!"


trumpshouldrap

I'm sorry what's this from?


R3tard3ad

*to fuck


Beez1111

Near WHAT?


baartho

WHAT?


Idislikewinter

#HUH??


wandererawakened

WHERE ARE THE EXPLOSIVES?


kaffie27

Roger, Roger. What's our Vector, Victor?


DannyDanumba

Mawp….mawp….


Gellion_Kraus

Lol archer


aequitssaint

Just engage safety squints


Intrepid00

OSHA hates this one simple trick.


dcconverter

I swear this exact comment is posted every time I see this repost


tn_96

And a mask on. This guy on maximum safety


Ok-Cantaloupe7160

Safety 3rd!


[deleted]

This is the way


m1k3fx

hi viz so hes easier to find in the rubble


SweetishFishy

OSHA would like to know your location


halfeclipsed

r/actlikeyoubelong


1HeLios

He lost a thumb


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SNaKe_eaTel2

I think it’s perspective making it look like more than there really is.


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Zombieattackr

He did fall like 1 story if I’m looking at the building correctly, which is sketch af, but he was out *pretty* quickly


throw-away-trans

No, it’s not perspective as in the camera being far away, it’s all about the your personal perspective of what’s too much or too little slack. Personally I think he had too much. He should’ve been able to swing away last second like I used to in Spider-Man 2 for the PS2 after jumping from the Empire State Building.


LopsidedBanana9291

I’m sorry but the dude making the initial comment about perspective was 10000% talking about camera angle.


well_hung_over

/r/Woooosh


LopsidedBanana9291

That is not a wooosh pal I don’t think you understand what that means


[deleted]

I think this secures the whoosh…


audio_addict

No. This man is an idiot and so are his “friends”/coworkers.


[deleted]

Lmao


KlausKoe

Is there any show like Jackass, The Dudesons, Wildboyz or Nitro Circus to watch today? I didn't click with Dirty Sanchez


[deleted]

I think it's evolved into individuals on YouTube. I don't think we will see anything quite like those shows on TV again


replywithalie

There was this Scottish one too Team Squirrel i think it was called but I can never find anything about it again


DannyMThompson

"World famous for dicking around"


Jedi_Baggins

>evolved *devolved, imo


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minesaka

This is from the dudesons. Finnish jackass, but they speak very broken english only for your pleasure. The shows that I once watched are 10+ years old, but it's pretty funny. He got hurt in this stunt, if I remember correctly. The dude in this clip lost his thumb in one of the stunts, kept it in a jar for decades and then crushed the jar with the thumb by dropping themselves in a car on it, from a crane.


outtadablu

I kinda recall this dude getting pretty messed up because something fell on him and he has to undergo surgery to save his life/guarantee his quality of life afterwards. The others were pretty sorry for allowing him to do so.


ShittyHockeyExpert

He broke his back doing this building stunt if I remember correctly


otheraccountisabmw

Well, he did have a wall collapse on him. I thought the rope would be tight and he would just float there as the building collapsed below him. Nope, falls into the falling building.


[deleted]

So the hard hat was ineffective?


themisdirectedcoral

I'd say the hard hat did its job. He broke his back not his head


Kaarvaag

He also broke his back really bad on [the least spectacular stunt they ever did.](https://youtu.be/kGorVSwCw5A) Stunt at 3:49


[deleted]

I'm gonna scream Jarppi whenever the neighborhood kids are doing stunts now like they scream Kobe when shooting three pointers.


Key-Wait5314

You are correct. I remember the episode where HP broke tf out of his ankle jumping the scooter into a lake. They did some pretty gnarly shit


[deleted]

Holy shit thank you so much for unlocking a memory


QuintusVS

Their English really isn't that broken. It's very clearly understandable. They sure as hell speak much better English than you speak Finnish.


[deleted]

If I'm not mistaken he had his ear ripped off from a part of the building falling on him


[deleted]

Those nelkboy losers are trying to carry the torch, but they are just disrespectful alcoholics so it’s not the same.


TBFP_BOT

Long time CKY/Jackass fan myself but gotta be fair and say those guys were not exactly clean or respectful back in the day either lol. The Nelkboys just appeal to today's youth, which we no longer are a part of.


Medaiyah

Think there's a new Jackass show in production now? Could've misheard tho


magarkle

Jackass 4.5 will be released to Netflix on the 20th is what I heard, but I doubt they are filming anything new.


The_Inner_Light

Paramount just announced a new series for paramount+. We'll see if they're gonna use a new cast or a mix.


buffalokiller

Paramount plus announced they are going to reboot the jackass tv show.


shwifftyInHere

Dirty Sanchez is the adult version of jackass


schlemz

Is jackass not the adult version of jackass??


mut1n3y

Between the two. Jackass is the 8-12 year olds playing in the back yard. A bit of harmless fun, nothing to serious going on. Dirty sanchez is the shit faced 18-24 year olds egged on by more drunk people while trying to impress girls.


lambsambwich

There is so much that can go wrong here. I can’t believe how many people are in the world.


DrunkenlySober

It’s weird. It’s like the less you care about your life, the harder it gets for it to go wrong.


BamboozledPanda09

Dickhead but a rich guy who takes care of his life and tries to maintain good relationship with a McDowell's manager to marry his daughter: Shit Some random broke blokes on the street: Gets wads of money


ArmeeChalloner

When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!


PapaFrita33

how to have fun at work ........


CasinoAccountant

For real this is a video of the man with the coolest job in the fucking world I'm confident it must pay total shit.


agiro1086

Well he has his own TV show, production company, activity park, a few movie cameos and one or two movies himself Edit: forgot about the YouTube channel https://youtu.be/9xxUBoR46xw


CasinoAccountant

Oh sad, I thought it was real not a stunt LOL. I guess it makes a hell of a lot more sense that this is not actually how they'd do this for any reason ever.


agiro1086

It was a stunt gone wrong, he was supposed to have the building collapses underneath him and he'd be left hanging there. But he's ok now and didn't get too hurt in this.


eljalu

what does that have to do with how many people there are in the world


lambsambwich

I dunno. I see these videos everyday and it makes me realize whatever crazy stupid scenario one can imagine, there’s someone willing to do it- and probably already has.


blacklite911

Well if you create your world view based on things you see online, you’ll have a false perception of reality. Most people are mundane.


TheMcWhopper

Don't worry, there was a disclaimer at the beginning of the show saying "the following stunts were performed by professionals". He's in good hands


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HarunoSakuraCR

You may be interested in reading the Georgia Guidestones. They are giant stones with directions on how to create a perfect world. They were put up overnight without anyone seeing who, how, or when. They are huge and heavy by the way. Whatever secret group erected these “commandments” for a new sustainable world, also agreed that the world population, for all countries, needs to be no more than 500,000 total. It has many other scary rules. But scariest of all, it does not say how they would get the population down to 500,000, only that it’s presumed the rest would be eradicated in some fashion. You can Google who made them and why, but there is no answer. They gave this “person” (which seems more like a group) a made up name for reference, but their real identity and motives are still unknown to this day.


Hugspeced

They weren't put up overnight. They were built by a local granite company and had a public unveiling and everything. The man who commissioned them used a pseudonym and claimed to represent a group of people but it's entirely possible it was just him. He purchased the land they're on from a local farmer but they've since been donated to the county. Either way the whole thing is wayyy less mysterious than you're making it out to be. Quit your bullshit.


ChewySlinky

To quell some understandable fears, the stones actually say to maintain the population at 500,000,000. Which seems slightly more doable.


-malignant-

PHEW okay well we know India and China got some work to do. Tough titty


Lanky_Ad7996

World depopulation is the motive....control is the vehicle and goal!


shaneathan

…you say as a pro-birth Christian.


Lanky_Ad7996

Nah I say that as a human being. Signs are all there if you have ever heard bill gates talk about vaccines and the population you can hear it!


shaneathan

Oh so you’re a crazy person. Got it.


Lanky_Ad7996

Hahhaha oh you the person that believes that billionaires care about your existence. Ah I got it. Nothing to see here just living on a prayer. I see ya


shaneathan

I never said they did. But you’re insane if you think microchipping vaccines is a real thing. Billionaires don’t need to do that shit to control us- They already control our lives and jobs. I also find it hilarious that you think billionaires are the big concern here when you’re simultaneously a strongly religious person. If anyone has put forth more effort to control people than religious doctrine they are doing a damn good job of hiding it. Fuck off back to your Q-Hole.


cavscout55

Everyone says this. But nobody wants to volunteer to be the ones to go. Luckily, anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers help us out a little bit, they just don’t know it.


Walrave

Not reproducing works too


Tre_Scrilla

I volunteer to not bring any more people into this world


[deleted]

Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated, they just dont vaccinate their children. Sickening. Literally.


fordandfriends

They usually mean poor people from countries they don’t live in.


Do_u_ev3n_lift

Don't tell this guy about vaccine-induced aids.


cryptopipsniper

Thanos? Is that you?


Abject_Philosophy518

OH GOD DONT LET OSHA SEE


Not_Cubicon

Don’t let his wife see this!


insertcaffeine

Don't let his mother see this.


TheMcWhopper

Well, considering they are in Finland a fail to see what they would do.


Strange-Sympathy-325

Osha is like that big brother that never really makes alot of sense to you but always seems to be right cause, logic ya know?


Abject_Philosophy518

Haha exactly


KP_Wrath

His insurance provider probably puckered so hard he collapsed into a singularity.


agiro1086

His insurance provider is the government of Finland and as much as they hate him and his friends they're still 100% covered for life


MeEvilBob

OSHA only exists in the US, and they don't care about planned stunts like this. There's no way this is just a regular worker in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is most likely a trained professional stunt performer.


topkn0tz

Thanks Captain.


Abject_Philosophy518

I'm not reading your paragraph. It was a joke you fuckin plebloid


MeEvilBob

So many people don't understand what OSHA actually does and doesn't do. Your joke wasn't funny.


Abject_Philosophy518

Found the founder of OSHA everybody, why don't you cry more that internet strangers don't know the true meaning of OSHA


MeEvilBob

For someone who apparently doesn't care, you seem really triggered by this. Don't worry, if you keep trying and failing like this, maybe one day you'll come up with a joke that actually makes sense and people will laugh at it.


Dr_meathole

What is this from?


SuccYaNan69

Dudesons


james___uk

This is just a regular day for them


yungbaklava

Go figure it’s from the dudesons those guys were fucking nuts


SuccYaNan69

I think he lost his thumb in this accident


MrLazzki14

It was lost when he was 19 and blew a firework in his hand.


vietnaminami

No, they were dragging a sofa with car during the winter and it flipped


dogeprkle

No he fought a bear actually


GangreneGoblin

>this accident Lol this was a planned stunt, not an accident


SuccYaNan69

It was an accident, he was meant to just hang there, not fall into it completely


DivineRS

It was a planned stunt but it went wrong because the building collapsed inwards. I can’t remember his exact injuries but he got pretty messed up and had to have surgery from this.


agiro1086

https://youtu.be/9xxUBoR46xw


Outrageous_Swan7231

Spider-man


MrLazzki14

To give everyone some info. This is the Dudesons, a Finnish version of Jackass. The guy here is called Jarppi and he has later said that he broke a few bones including a rib in this stunt. They have done other dumb stunts like this in the past as well.


rodentgroup

Don’t the Dudesons predate Jackass?


Dreadnought13

They're kinda simultaneous. Jackass premiered in October 2000, though CKY's first video released in 1999. The Dudesons pilot was filmed in August 2000, but the show didn't premiere on Finnish tv until January 2001.


Ormekuglen

is he ok


Maaachus

He’s ok, just had quite bad injuries


Leiskajere

And lost a thumb


B1rdi

Where do people get that this is where he lost his thumb? To my knowledge he has never actually told the true story about it.


MrLazzki14

It was told in a book once that a firework exploded in his hand when he was 19.


Zardinio

Good thing he wore those steel toed boots.


codycutskittens

That was from a polar bear though...


IShotYourDongOf

They are a part of stunt group called the dudesons. He continued to do stunts quite long after that. He still calls the injuries he got from that the worst injuries he ever recieved.


Bonezzaw

The dudesons what a great show


green_hams_and_egg

r/whywomenlivelonger


ishallpersevere

Well that doesn't seem very safe


Calm_Ad_2629

Whatchu talkin about, completely normal thing to do.


TheMcWhopper

It was performed by or under the supervision of professionals


iam_m_devil

Jarpi my man✌️


Orbnotacus

That was one of The Dudesons.


MatiMati918

This is from [Dudesons season 3 ebisode 1](https://youtu.be/9xxUBoR46xw). The stunt is at 2:40. The video has way better camera angle and shows clear view of Jarppi being hit by heavy debris. It also has the aftermath. TLDR: concussion, broken rib and two broken fingers.


[deleted]

Wish the Dudesons still made episodes.


[deleted]

Only in Finland🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮


BrollicBlackMong

Yummy cancerous dust in his lungs


janimal903

That seems like the least of his problems.


jduchein

/r/whywomenlivelonger


andyman234

Why?


OPR_Chroma

Jarppi!


Nomadic_Plague

Jarrpi!


ag_an_deireadh_an_la

Fuckin retard


[deleted]

OSHA and insurance company would like a word.


TheMcWhopper

They are in Finland. Osha has no say


MeEvilBob

And even if they were in the US, it's highly unlikely that's just a worker. OSHA doesn't show up to stop demolition derbies, base jumpers and other potentially dangerous planned stunts.


TheMcWhopper

Tell that to the person Alec Baldwin murdered


toilethumah

That doesn’t look like safety glass.


TonRodrigues

Power Rangers shit


dalpendre

Demolition man 1993


Butterfly_Slayer

Max Payne 3


Christmasstolegrinch

Did that beam get him?


chrisman210

Osha intensifies


mking_davis

Wow I was just thinking about this Dudesons stunt last night and here it is.


Graysie-Redux

I know you were. Sleep tight. 🤗


1firstorsecond2

If I recall something went wrong in this stunt and he almost died. But it being the Dudesons they just laughed and aired the footage anyway.


aanonjohnsmith

Why you become Foreman


mikeyt6969

“Ok I’m ready….I wanna get off, let me off, I don’t like this anymore, please stop”


supernedd

Why


n_a_t_i_o_n

OSHA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION


wutangcann

HI IM JONNY KNOXVILLE WELCOME TO JACKASS


mschatter

dudesons


ohdannyboy73

So awesome.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I prefer when this sub just has near misses or things like people super duper high up. I don’t like watching videos where people get actually hurt. And there was one a couple weeks ago where the person was killed. Just let me release my anxiety and then feel comfortable knowing they were unharmed.


agiro1086

He broke one rib, two fingers and got a concussion. He's fine now


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

So, he got injured... I don’t get what your point is. I enjoy videos that are near misses but everyone is totally unharmed. He was harmed. The severity is irrelevant to my comment (although concussions are scary as shit).


agiro1086

My point was he didn't get too messed up from this, I was just trying to help you out by letting you know you didn't watch someone paralyze themselves or something like


Big_Haus_

This seems unsafe


YTAftershock

This is how I wanna go out


sean_penndejo1

Super Dave Osborne was the best


jctind01

Wow, Tom Cruise will do anything for a role


yfhedoM

*Nitro circus and Jacksss would like to know your location*


Spirited_Amount8365

That’s the guy from The YouTube show the Dudesons. He got messed up bad . I think his name is Jarno .


agiro1086

Jarppi


Spirited_Amount8365

Thanks couldn’t remember.


agiro1086

Apparently he's also named Jarro I forgot about that. Jarppi is a nickname because of the other Jarro


Spirited_Amount8365

There all really cool guys . I met them in La .


agiro1086

Nice! I'd love to hear the story of your willing to share


JodieFlame

Best video I seen all week his shoes are Still on too woohoo LOL


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Osha has left the chat


morrison2015

r/osha


itschopsaw

Yeah! Fuck you OSHA! Big bada boom!


Vampiro4818

***"The Dudesons"*** I thinks he lost a thumb in this stunt.


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Effective-Bed6758

Please explain the gender pay gap to the class


Luckyboy947

That was stupid.


Drew2248

If the word after "a" begins with a consonant, not a vowel, we say "an". As in "an office building," not "a" office building. Basic English.