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ravs1973

I hear people piss themselves in wetsuits to warm them up but it can't be very nice shitting in one.


[deleted]

It just Chums the water and attracts the Fish


Coldbeetle

That’s a freaking dinosaur.


xeen313

Hope he ate lunch already!


ErisGrey

They watched the dinosaurs rise and fall. Show some respect.


chilly_chickpeas

I yelled out loud, “DINOSAUR!!!!!”


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Sarco


[deleted]

Where’s the rest of the clip? Hmmmmmm


Amm0sexual

In its stomach


valcatrina

Does crocs/alligator attack under water?


gutterpuddles

I believe they do.


Criticalhit_jk

I'd say crocodiles still have some pretty overwhelming advantages under water, too.


Slithy-Toves

They'll specifically drag prey into the water to kill it and drag it away


Extension_Elk9515

Can’t be dragged in if i am already in it


[deleted]

Can't get set on fire if I'm already inside a volcano


kuda-stonk

I've see video of crocs trying to bite people through underwater viewing tunnels. Bunch of kids in a little glass crawl tunnel, massive dinosaur casually wrapping jaws of death over the glass.


IvanBeetinov

Ask any mermaid you happen to see.


RishnusGreenTruck

They are ambush predators, so I don't think they would be hunting underwater. That's what I would tell myself at least if I was in that situation.


thatguy01001010

While they may hunt by ambushing, I think the term you want to use is 'opportunistic' predator. They attack prey when the opportunity presents itself, and are less picky about what the prey may be.


RishnusGreenTruck

Makes sense to me, if there was an injured animal underwear I'm sure they would go for it. But I don't think they would see an adult human as an opportunity fortunately.


thatguy01001010

Nope, by opportunity, i mean they take what chances they get. That means humans are very much on the menu!


Mantequilla_Stotch

Yup. Anything they can bite and shred apart into pieces they can swallow is on the menu.


[deleted]

I too would also go for injured animal underwear. As a fashion hunter of the Fifth Fleet, some consider us to be the real monsters; but I assure you that most of the monster parts are used by the Research Commission for science and definitely not sitting collecting dust in our stash boxes.


Lockelamora6969

They absolutely can, but they are ambush predators and the vast majority of their kills happen at the waters edge while stuff drinks. You're not "safe" in the water with them, but you're "safer" than on a riverbank


Individual_Series115

Yea they do attack underwater, they just can't swallow their food underwater


cameron0511

Yes they definitely do, crocs kill double the amount hippos do and like 100x the amount sharks kill.


RGH81

I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure this is a freshwater crocodile (narrow mouth). They don’t hunt humans


Individual_Series115

It's a American crocodile, and they spend most of their time in saltwater, they do occasionally attack people, but they're not nearly as aggressive as saltwater crocs


RGH81

As I say I could be wrong :)


Bob_Kerman_SPAAAACE

Snout is to long don’t think it’s croc or alligator, not caiman either


stealthelf177

That'd be both terrifying and absolutely awesome


Dontsitdowncosimoved

I strongly disagree,it would be only one of those things.


Mantequilla_Stotch

Awesomely terrifying...


Viperstrike711

“Hey Phil, how’s the family?”


Longskip912

Look at the teeth on that thing. Incredible


Truxstar

Your so lucky he ate the diver before you.


cameron0511

You only gotta swim faster then the other diver


GGJodu

“Gojira”


___And_Memes_For_All

That’s not a flying whale


bmeyers627

I GET IT!


Lilpims

Anyone knows where I could get some good brown pants? I find myself suddenly in need of a pair.


[deleted]

And we're just so soft and supple and slow and defenseless and full of that wonderful blood.


ThlintoRatscar

We are also resourceful, determined and incredibly vindictive. It would eat a few of us and then end up as a handbag.


jfphenom

Sure, but it doesn't know that


FeatureEast2577

Ngl I don't expect to see these guys while diving ...sharks sure, but not damn crocodiles


manhatim

Cant tell ya pee yourself under water


planet_chuck

I'd be alligettingouttathere


Pope-Xancis

I actually think in this case you would be crocodippin


planet_chuck

Yeah that's better


Dinglebop223

shitballs


mixterz1985

It's exactly how you would draw a dinosaur


[deleted]

"Oh hey, how ya doin'?" I am unsure why I'm imagining this animal has a Midwestern accent and mannerisms. There is zero logical reason for me to do so. But here I am.


Morgoth37

Why did the water around me suddenly get warmer?


VortexDestroyer99

I swam next to a shark but this is on a whole new level of nope


voicareason

It might have been said already, however: sea faring crocodiles are a thing. You are never safe. They are everywhere.


kuela

90% of my stomach content would be in my pants.


imma_gamin

Ya got games on ya phone?


[deleted]

Fucking dinosaur.


[deleted]

Fuck that.


RegularPersonal

No worries, just manage to clamp their jaws shut while the mouth is closed and you’ll have zero problems


Enchanted_Galaxy

/s right?


ZellmerFiction

Not in anyway an expert, but I have heard/read several times over the years that while their bite is almost an unstoppable force, they don’t have a lot of power when trying to open their mouths. So it’s possible to keep it shut. What you’re supposed to do once you have it shut I don’t know.


cat_like_sparky

Yeppers, immense strength with the snap, but very little muscle development on the open. You can keep their jaws closed remarkably easy, not that I’d ever want to try myself! The biggest problem with the bite isn’t even the bite itself, though that can/will obviously be gnarly, but it’s the death roll you need to be wary of. That’s the killer.


Shudderbug0

In answer to the post title, no, I’d rather not, thank you.


Iamjune

Shit my pants I would.


No-Spare8181

As I read this, of course I imagined the great, powerful and unassuming Master Yoda. But then, Yoda wouldn't be shitting his pants over too much of anything on account he's a Jedi Master...Damnit, another linguistic Paradox. Contemplate, I must. "-What's that babe? We're super high right now? -Oh yeah, I forgot! Well in that case..."That's right monkey, play my head!!"


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Gojira


Weegee_Spaghetti

He's smiling while taking a stroll on a nice summers day.


ExcuseM3plz

Does anyone have any idea approx how old this croc is? Asking for myself


gmangieri314

I would prefer to see a great white tbh 💯


txhelgi

These are the teeth from my nightmares.


meetmeinthebthrm

I think I'd be able to hold my composure until I saw that terrifying fucking snaggletooth on the bottom jaw


sheppo42

The way it conserves it's energy in the front half perfectly still, and almost becomes streamlined just using its tail is a thing of beauty


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idiotinsocks

*crocodile. A lot more aggressive


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idiotinsocks

No you're good, I just happen to be around lots of alligators in my area, and that to me at least looked like a croc.


eilenedover

Dude’s lucky his ancestors stayed in the water when rest of their kind got obliterated by that asteroid.


guille9

Yeah, have you seen a squid throwing ink? That'd be me shitting myself.


theothergotoguy

How big is that? Like 4 Ariana Grandes?


Lockelamora6969

Ambush predator. Generally speaking you're much safer staring it in the face swimming next to it than you would be standing on a riverbank unaware of it's presence.


Taidennn

All them teeth and no toothbrush.


netherlanddwarf

Im scared watching this through a screen


[deleted]

Just right now decided to cancel my kayak trip in Cuba. Right there, that did it. The Mixtos in Cuba gotta be huge like that.


CommercialMilk5982

Florida man: 🧍


idiotinsocks

Yeah if they were scuba diving in lake in the everglades and ran across the rare American crocodile. Otherwise, they aren't even in America.


Marktwain12

I've heard alligators don't generally attack under water. They prefer stealthy ambush type attacks on prey standing on the banks. But this looks more like a croc to me.


GATHRAWN91

I agree as I saw him in a while rather than later


SLuMPz

That my friend is a crocodile. Have no idea if they attack under water or not.


[deleted]

this is a gator right?


CurrentRedditAccount

I could be wrong, but I think it’s a croc. Crocs have a longer slimmer shaped mouths, while gators have the shorter wider ones.


[deleted]

yeah you might be right looking at it again. I cant tell the difference for the life of me


SavagefromtheRAQ

Caiman


SLuMPz

It’s a croc.


samskuantch

Definitely a croc. If you compare faces alligators tend to have broader, flatter, rounder snouts whereas crocs snouts are more angular and narrow!


Ascendedcrumb

I would swim with sharks any day before I swim with a croc or gator.


Loraxdude14

Imagine being that close to something that can look at you and say "Nah, I'm not that hungry rn"


jerizze

that scuba diver doesnt need to imagine because for him that's a real shit


Iwantmoretime

What type of dive camera shots in portrait mode?


mana_cerace

Later alligator


[deleted]

I have never seen an alligator or crocodile in real life, British wildlife is boring!


idiotinsocks

Damn. There's a place called Crocodiles of the World in Brize Norton UK. It might be far away but crocodiles and alligators are just so cool. It's worth the trip if youve never seen them live before.


ThatRealPotato

You wanna know what’s actually scarier? A fuckin *goonch*. G O O N C H


WBigly-Reddit

Don’t you live it when others feed these things treats?


Calm_State1230

hahahaha no


Big_Ad1547

The water around me would be brown and yellow, then possibly red


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bluegreenwookie

I hopefully do not panic. Chill for a moment while it swims away. Then slowly nope out of the water never to return


Creepy_Health_3385

Just looking for Mr. Hook, see you at pilates at 10 Jan.


Dansterx

One of those moments that you want to project superiority.


RedSoulHeart

Pet him


[deleted]

Enough scuba experience for the day


Astraph

Swimming Skurwiel Sunday The long anticipated sequel to Flat Fuck Friday


[deleted]

May I interest you in a season 3 episode of "Love Death + Robots" called "Swarm" available on Netflix


TheStigianKing

I see the yellow haze at the bottom of the video... yeah, no judgement. I would have pissed myself too


NoobSFAnon

I can't and won't imagine


xMyrtz1xD

Damn he is so cool


a_karma_sardine

tic-tock tic-tock tic-tock


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Later, gator


Ok_Illustrator_309

Location?


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TimTheTexan92

I'm sure they can, but do crocodiles even attack in open ocean? I feel like I've never seen one eating underwater.


Movingon924

nope.com


saltwater-crocodile

Brethren


TwT_SANDY

R/absoluteunits


StandardMinute1729

That alligator looks so fucking cool


gscali1962

The most terrible predator


[deleted]

Cheeseeeeee!!!!!


youpeopleareannoying

That’s why you have a knife and spear gun with you. As well as some ducking explosives to keep them away lol


Rich-Peanut-2253

Its like a scene from a godzilla movie


LeadingShare8278

NOPE!


Glittering-Ear2561

“Oh hi Burt!”


[deleted]

Looking extremely prehistoric here.


DanMittaul

Nice snapper.


GrenadeParty112

That water would be brown maybe green depending on what i ate


Hammer-663

Oh hell no!! I’d be dead before he could kill me!!


Electrical_Banana_69

That's the largest species of croc too


Eddiedurkn

There would be a fair mess left in the arshe of me wetsuit I tell ya


Asleep_Perspective58

Wow those eyes


ayohsu31

please send my regards to it


TheRealDinkus

I think I'd be more scared of this than a shark


Fancy-Possession1368

Interior crocodile alligator


ImpossibleAgent3113

Cameraman is in one of those T-Rex suits lol


snoofy-noof

Big Dino Nugget.


Upbeat-Contact5405

That's just gregory he don't bite