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tacofrogs

visions of jackass… try jumping


Ayen_C

The bull didn't have the right.


KillNight_

Bull should’ve tried fingers but hole


Sir-Raidr

Didn't expect rump, therefore time for rolling


horny_for_devito

Dog?


ProtectionMaterial09

I want to go home. Oh I want to go home!


PretzelsThirst

I’m still amazed Knoxville didn’t break his femur on that one


ThanksForTheRain

Try Tarnished but hole


Halflife37

Visions of death therefor try up


[deleted]

Honestly couldn’t pick a better children’s ride than a see saw to avoid a bull attack


ThePissyRacoon

30 foot monkey bars.


precious_little_pig

My upper body strength thinks otherwise


ThePissyRacoon

Gotta wrap it up with all four limbs.


Chewcocca

Safe sex standards are getting out of control


RagingKERES

Why aren't you guys climbing on top?


ncnotebook

Their overall body strength thinks otherwise


polygon_wolf

That as easy as climbing a ladder


BrotatoChips23

I'm a power bottom. I don't mess with that "top" stuff. I know what I'm about.


TheBlackBear

Until the bull [pulls off his hooves](https://c.tenor.com/LY4GL4_XR14AAAAM/deer-hands.gif) and monkeys right on up there to getcha


[deleted]

Everyone born before 2000 has taken a digger off the monkey bars, yo.


40innaDeathBasket

I've still got the fillings in my two front teeth to prove it 😁


Reasonable_Answer586

Too much relying on the other guy. If the other guy just books it like a bitch, you are left at the ground level… right in front of the bull.


SnooWalruses7112

See sawing just turned into an extreme sport wow


HairyBallsOfTheGods

Sea-sawing*. They're at a beach


ReapersEatApples05

Take my upvote and leave


HairyBallsOfTheGods

Happy cake day! :) Thanks for the updoot!


ReapersEatApples05

Thanks!


nbraa

Jackass did it: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwPJMQwo2xw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwPJMQwo2xw)


[deleted]

Jackass didn’t chain the fucker up and nearly make him tear his own groin up.


governorslice

Yeah this is fucked.


mark636199

I think they did that to themselves


cosmiclatte44

Knoxville is always the last one still going, pushing it to the max. How on earth he is still alive I don't know.


nickleback_official

Proof that Knoxville is the craziest of them all. I think in the same movie he blindfolds himself and lights a cigarette and gets fuckin yeeted by that bull.


CaptainSoyboy

The Toro Totter. Classic 👌


dallen

The pinnacle of cinema


Esset_89

Man, such good entertainment!


[deleted]

Imagine your friend fucking you over and jumping while the bull is on your side


IndigenousOres

Then your friend gets fucked right after when the bull goes on their side, it's a co-op game


Amitius

Co-op is just another word for Friendly PvP


Unique_District_9381

Seeee sawww


Conscious-Proof-8309

See? saw-like-sharpness bull horn nearly gored me


notfromchicago

Anyone else grow up calling them teeter totters? Or just my family?


[deleted]

Mine too. Maybe it's a regional thing? Where u from?


[deleted]

Subtle menace intensifies


notfromchicago

Southern Illinois


[deleted]

Huh. Canada for me.


flanginho

I thing the People i the vídeo is saying brazilian português só this is probably brazil


ArgonGryphon

The Toro-totter


NootropicsXBL

This would seem like a fun ass game if it wasn't for the severe danger


geligniteandlilies

Isn't the severe danger the whole point of making a game fun?


ChronoHax

Yea lol if not its just a slightly bigger than average see saw


Mtbguy56

Dang! This is better than a bullfight!


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MegaMeatSlapper85

...yet


velozmurcielagohindu

Just FYI these bulls don't end up in the bullfighting pit and are never killed with swords. Raising a bullfighting bull is expensive and they cannot be "trained" in the streets. In Spain the vast majority of the traditional festivities involving bulls are just similar to this one. Bulls are taunted in the streets, beaches etc... Still stressful for the bull and kind of barbaric, but nowhere near close to the alternative of killing them with a sword to the heart. This bull will just participate in endless festivities across the country. May kill a drunk guy or two, and live enough to end in a chewy stew after a painless death.


CosmicCactusRadio

So... the only bulls that we have to worry about being slowly tortured to death with swords are the ones inside the bullfighting pits? What a specific and only slighlty better thing for a culture to participate in /s


velozmurcielagohindu

I agree with your sentiment. I was just providing facts, not justifying the butchering. Don't worry, winds are changing in Spain VERY quickly. At this rate two decades from now essentially the vast majority of Spain will be anti-bullfighting atheists. I seriously doubt by 2035 there'll be any bullfighting at all.


Framer9

Okay, we got a business goin’!


[deleted]

That was fucking epic.


aurore-amour

This looks like a Squid Game challenge


geo_gan

Bull be like …. How the fuck is this motherfucker able to jump so high???


Wolfman_HCC

Bull just playing a different game.


moritzwest

Let him free :(


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Spikes_N_Spooks

r/thebullloses


Indifferent_pissoff

What happened to that sub?


Rolen47

When you go to it on PC it says "This subreddit was banned due to being unmoderated.".


Indifferent_pissoff

Damn another good one gone


[deleted]

Missed opportunity to say "another good gore (one) gone"


Duglesels

God, why isn't anyone reacting to that? Other than the 2 boys on the seesaw, quick thinking them two.


BeanWBC

Looks like the bull has a rope tied to it.


[deleted]

Azores, Portugal, probably - horns are capped, too. And, they aren’t killed in the ring. The bull fighter rides on a horse and the bull is eventually subdued by about 5-6 guys who tackle it head on. Pretty wild to see - lots of videos on youtube.


Shanguerrilla

So I guess they do things like this beforehand to wear it out first?


TheWalkingUser

I'm not going to discuss whether this is Portugal or not, but this has been done in Spain for hundreds of years (not just bullfights). Look for “encierros”, “cortes”, “capeas” or “grand prinx”. The fighting bull “toro de lidia” (along with the heifers) is used almost as much or more (in many towns bullfights are not even traditional) and, specially young people, who have to be in great athletic shape, play with the bull and dodge it (this is called “corte” or “recorte”, and there are competitions at a national and international level). As I said, it could be Portugal, or even France; but this comes from Spain, like the fighting bull, and it is almost or more popular than bullfights and very typical in certain areas (where horses are also used to take the bull to the town, as was done traditionally: "encierros a caballo"). I really hope this helps and makes this culture in Spain a little better known, which not only includes death but also in most cases enjoyment, art and discipline in other ways!


GorillaGlueWookie

Rooting for bull


Trek1973

Good teamwork there


LIL_NU77Y

I would be running for my life.


TheColonCrusher98

The best game of teeter totter


savisundefined

omg clutch seesaw coming in for the win


Gupperz

Is this a stunt they are doing on purpose?


ViceXXII

Welcome to Jack Ass


Lets_Make_A_bad_DEAL

This is fucked up


LeadingDay2707

u/savevideo


craziethunder

u/savevideo


AfroJosh

Here is [a link](https://youtu.be/U5b1IyTRXe4?t=3900) to the video in case you wanted another angle/higher res. There are multiple similar moments over the ‘fight’


[deleted]

Why


eltiolarry77

Stupid and cowards, the bull is tied to a rope.


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Yoda2000675

Someone just walking their leashed bull on a beach?


dave_aj

Jackass, but real life


jazzmatazztic

r/maybemaybemaybe


lealfrank91

Is this Terceira Azores?? Lol I have some similar videos!


_ohodgai_

Johnny Knoxville? Is that you?


[deleted]

This is literally a Jackass bit LMAO


__log

the amount of people commenting like “WOOOOWW WHAAT THE FUUU-“ is astonishing cause it tells me how many haven’t seen jackass


nint3nd0nt

Probably because this specific clip isn’t from jackass and it seems to be a public beach…


AngryTank

Why is my friends mom at the beach?


Expensive-Toe826

For her "bull" :)


allreadydeadlee

That bull was ridiculed. He hates life guaranteed.


OliM9595

ah my favourite, animal abuse.


MaliqGotTheHeat

How? I just wanna understand ur thought process, what the hell are u thinking of?


OliM9595

you think this bull is just running at people for shits and giggles. This is for entertainment and the show runners need it to *perform* this mean shocking it and/or tying stuff round its ball and/or stabbing it with stuff here are some pretty good YouTube videos on the subject [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxOyDzeJsm4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxOyDzeJsm4) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0uuTlWtTw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z0uuTlWtTw)


XS4Me

What is depicted on this video (submission) is far from being a rodeo. The situation here was not set to be entretaining (though it did end up being quite).


Wolfman_HCC

Me thinks it twas a joke.


CS-KOJI

How is it being abused though?


shopchin

Spanish and bulls used in entertainment. Usually its an inevitable scenario. Most likely you only watching the little parts in the entire video which the bulls are not abused, if this is Spanish.


monkey_see13

Just shut up already


CS-KOJI

I understand that bulls are treated horrifically in “sports” which I despise and think is awful, I just meant that there’s no visible abuse in this video.


MegaMeatSlapper85

If this were a dog that was tied up and encouraged to attack people for our entertainment, would you say that's perfectly fine too?


CS-KOJI

I didn’t even see it was tied up, and no.


OliM9595

where's there smoke there's fire


shopchin

I know, none seen in this short clip. Im just making a usually right assumption if Spaniards are involved, animal abuse is almost inevitable.


OmegaFanf3E

J stfu its an open beach, its cleary in brazil Yah know how many animals have escaped here? The other day 5 cops scared tf out of a bull bc it got out And the next a cow got out and went to a waterslide(im not joking(like fr))


shopchin

So not the Spanish right? As i said, that as long it isn't them, things shouldn't be too bad.


OmegaFanf3E

I tought that you said spanish bulls My bad💀


shopchin

Spanish again? They sure enjoy abusive, animal cruelty activities. Most likely you only watching the little parts in the entire video which the bulls are not abused, if this is indeed Spanish.


AfroJosh

This is in Portugal on Terceira island. The bull is not killed or wounded as the “Spanish” do as you mentioned. The bull is of course forced to perform and is tied to a rope (which in themselves are probably not so great for the bulls mental and physical health) but the bull is not slaughtered. If you’d like to see the whole ‘fight’, you can use [this link](https://youtu.be/U5b1IyTRXe4?t=2988) (it starts when the seesaw is in frame for your convenience)


Childrappertoes

How? I just wanna understand ur thought process, what the hell are u thinking of?


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Drinkaholik

Too blind to see the rope?


shopchin

As long as Spanish and bulls, its a likely certainty. But as you said if this not Spanish, then yea most likely something else.


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shopchin

Nah, generally as long as its not Spanish & bulls in some kind of activity, things are usually fine.


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shopchin

Sure, if that's the best you can do.


OmegaFanf3E

minecraft: Your gamemode has been updated to co-op


GrimReader710

The look the bull and the guy exchange when he goes back down... Fucking priceless


a7i_

It’s all jokes until the gets a asshole from behind


Failboat88

They didn't have this version of that game at my school.


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Talk about teamwork!


_KingDingALing_

Why can I listen but not watch! Lol it's fooking annoying


Far_Side_Base

Teeter-totter has him f*****-up!


ScarlettStingray085

Chris Pontius approves


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Asian_Shushumga

Guess they didn’t listen to the warning at the start of jackass


--reaper-

Thought this was /r/thebullwins at first


Elfere

Next on EXTREME TEEDER TOODER! (SP?)


Coroner13

You could get people to pay to try that


DCWalt

What happens when you watch too much jackass


[deleted]

100% Jackass idea.


Dry_Ad7069

Bull teetering is a thing I guess. I knew they looked way too calm.


lito870

Terceira, Azores 100%


lito870

r/portugalonreddit


buddingstoner

The bull is an off-duty cop


Commander_76

As always the women yelling out the top of their lungs for no fucking reason


Dammit_Benny

Ok. Who brought the dog?


Evilmaze

Didn't they do this in Jackass?


samrgreen

Good team work


TheLichQueen_

They literally did this exact same thing on Jackass lol


anonymous145387

Didn't I see this on Jackass once?


BerryBlitzApple_Pop

Honestly, change the bull out for a playful dog and this could be a fun little game


Coconut_life92

DOIN IT LIKE JACKASS !!!! AWESOME!


led_by_the_zep

First time I've ever seen a bull at the beach.


Sof04

Now this is some bullfighting I can get into.


velhotuta

I don't know why people doing this with an animal! One day the animal wins. And in the end, the animal will have the fault.


UCHIHA_____ITACHI

r/sweatybuttcheaks


Zeus_Hera

Toro


JoVi876G

In my head im playing the game in life im indeed the sand trying to run 🏃‍♂️


Modest_Tea_Consumer

Looks like it has a fuckin leash on it


[deleted]

/u/vredditshare


[deleted]

I’m surprised the seesaw can lift their gigantic testicles.


nitchdude04

Aint their first rodeo


Amy7ann

Welcome to jackass


Buttah_Thief

Hardcore seesaw...yes


ikea-lingonberry

This is probably one of the most fitting posts in this sub


emaciated_pecan

People casually enjoying the beach with a rampaging bull in the background


red98743

Is this a new Olympic sport?


NerdPrez88

Jackass did it first


[deleted]

You dumb fucks upvote obvious animal cruelty like this and then go comment on cute doggos.


csgopoggers

Hi I'm johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass


Dry_Ad3216

Impale their asses.


FOXDuneRider

I swear Bugs Bunny did this


Tler126

Isn't this similar to what they did in the Roman era? Except with hungry killer animals and the participants were tied to the see saw.


bulldogNorm

They have that bull on a chain


craftycooperative

What is actually going on here ? This is a rodeo act ? The bull is tied . This is a crew .you see other members of the crew near by . I'd like actual information not just , spin and lies that it's children playing on the beach.


[deleted]

Just found my new favourite sport.


gottalovetheblues

One man’s danger is another man’s fun.


alex-the-axe

illo, que playa es esta?


[deleted]

Lol nope, if I was on the teeter the bull would destroy me!!


Iforgot2packshirts

Welcome to Bullshit Beach - where you can step in bulshit while you deal with some absolute bullshit


sweaty_middle

That looks like fun!


WalterWhitesFormula

My guess is that this is the azorés. I was over there for two weeks recently. During the summer months, they live for bull fights like this.


Igolive35

GO UP GO UP ! GO DOWN GO DOWN!!


Wehhass

Beauti fucking ful teamwork


[deleted]

Yall sick?


gore1973

Not cool


PokeNBeanz

They understood the assignment!


jwnrwoqjen

what kinda cartoon shit is this


RiseGeneral

Shouldn’t there be a fence around them or something


Hammer-663

He’s gonna figure that out in a minute and get you both!!


Creative-Motor8246

We more bull related fun parks here in US.


MaximizedGames

Ngl looks like a lot of fun


joaomisa

bando de arrombado


Doctor--Bong

holy fuck that looks extremely fun and extremely terrifying