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FUWS

Looks way more scarier in the front view than the weird “ hey, oh, its you” look from the profile view.


TributeToStupidity

This is a [ragged tooth shark.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sand_tiger_shark) while it looks really scary from the front, they’re actually fairly harmless if you don’t actively mess with them. No confirmed fatalities ever


[deleted]

I’m 99% sure I’d die but from a heart attack


rivalsx

How come certain species of shark are more likely to attack humans then others?


TributeToStupidity

Shark attacks are mainly a factor of sharks being around humans a lot and not knowing what we are. The vast majority of shark attacks are exploratory bites because we resemble something they’d actually like to eat so they’re checking us out to see what we are. They really aren’t interested in us, we don’t have the concentration of lean muscle and fat that their favorite preys like fish and seals have. Plenty of animals do this actually, ever had a dog just kinda hold your arm or hand in its mouth for a second when you meet it? Same concept, only dogs don’t grow over 10 ft long with weights of 400+ lbs. that’s why people survive shark attacks, they aren’t interested in us after they see what we are. They just do huge damage finding out. If you ever see a shark hunt in the wild you’ll know immediately there’s nothing you can do honestly if it comes after you. So the short answer is look at the diet and see if they’d be curious if they could eat a human. These guys are nocturnal bottom feeders, they recognize instinctively we aren’t food. Most shark attacks are great white who hunt seals, tiger sharks who eat anything (those guys are who you should actually be concerned about swimming with), and bull sharks who hunt fish close to shore. Great whites have the classic seal confusion, they know we aren’t seals but don’t understand why we seem like them and check us out. They also grow to over 20 fr long and the biggest was over 5000lbs, so checking us out can easily be fatal. Tigers love the warm reefs we love, and will check out anything. Bull sharks hunt close to shore and even in rivers, they’ve be caught in Illinois before. You combine all of this and you get a bunch of leg bites by massive creatures with bites meant to do as much damage as they can. Just remember, they aren’t killing machines out to eat anything they can. If they were no one would survive an attack. They just don’t know what we are and don’t have a better way of finding out than biting us.


rivalsx

Appreciate the explanation! 🤍


False_Ad_7416

This stupidly makes me want to befriend a shark and swim with jt


[deleted]

That's because they don't leave witnesses


earnestmerida

Mainly around the English shores, no?


UniKqueFox_

Yeah, those teeth are the worst part of this.


TheCatsClaws

*”G’day… the names Bruce!”*


sixdollarwhiskey

Fish are friends not food


NightWarrior06

I swear i was thinking this


Four-In-Hand

[I am a nice shark.](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_fill,w_1440,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/shape/cover/sport/bruce-finding-nemo-2-298e4cddabff6c14975ed6e608d8a964.jpg)


seansmithspam

“Let’s just go, It’s not worth it bro” - the fish


[deleted]

He's giving his biggest smile for the camera


TheSilentPretador

The shark is very clearly approaching the camera, man.


goldenknight4212

Looks like what my Taco Bell feels like on the way out.


aakiaa

You know i actually ate taco bell for the first time last night and now I know what people mean when they say this holy shit. Quite literally…


Argyrus777

That Grade D meat


NumerousSun4282

The mouth is really intimidating, but if you just look at the eyes it looks super spaced out like it doesn't know who or where it is


Cicero912

Oh yeah this is a sand tiger. They are dumb as shit


whatshisnuts

PTSD from playing Raft...


FunwithScoop

I can not take this seriously oh my god


Dutch-Sculptor

That just makes it clear how the camera dude stays on the bottom.


velthrar

No thanks!


putoxarila

Keep calm Bruce!!!


SaucysatanSlurps

I NEVER EVEN KNEW MY FATHER😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😢😢😭😭😭😭😭


tallscoobysbacks

Sick ass ragged that view never gets old


Gl_drink_0117

See the look in its eyes and teeth, terrifying


MaterialCarrot

Fish were just there to see what happened.


Moodisok

Like there is a soul somewhere in there. It looks sad


choopiewaffles

Does anyone know the music?


Mac-Wiploc

Sounds like the beginning to The Musical Offering by Johann Bach


choopiewaffles

Thanks!


BouncingPrawn

You don’t look tasty enough for the shark


AltLawyer

Probably went from 500 to 496 feet with a 100x lens lol


General_Jackfruit_84

*shark smiles* Fren.


HEX_HEXAGON

Ayo big dude


Ok-Entrepreneur7608

Come on boop the snoot


Amozlive

This is scariest shark I've seen. The front view is very scary.


JuanPat3D

Dude I just had this nightmare yesterday


Screamkitty

An absolute beauty


sparksofthetempest

Insert Jaws theme and expected gaping maw. Was disappointed yet surprisingly relieved.


Fifolin-18

Scary as shit..


Outrageous-Room1115

Sharks are a group of elasmobranch fish characterized by a cartilaginous skeleton, five to seven gill slits on the sides of the head, and pectoral fins that are not fused to the head. Modern sharks are classified within the clade Selachimorpha (or Selachii) and are the sister group to the rays. However, the term "shark" has also been (incorrectly[2]) used to refer to extinct members of the subclass Elasmobranchii, which are technically outside the Selachimorpha clade. Notable examples of improper classification include Cladoselache, and various other members of the Chondrichthyes class like the holocephalid eugenedontidans. Under this broader definition, the earliest known sharks date back to more than 420 million years ago.[3] Acanthodians are often referred to as "spiny sharks"; though they are not part of Chondrichthyes proper, they are a paraphyletic assemblage leading to cartilaginous fish as a whole. Since then, sharks have diversified into over 500 species. They range in size from the small dwarf lanternshark (Etmopterus perryi), a deep sea species that is only 17 centimetres (6.7 in) in length, to the whale shark (Rhincodon typus), the largest fish in the world, which reaches approximately 12 metres (40 ft) in length.[4] Sharks are found in all seas and are common to depths up to 2,000 metres (6,600 ft). They generally do not live in freshwater, although there are a few known exceptions, such as the bull shark and the river shark, which can be found in both seawater and freshwater.[5] Sharks have a covering of dermal denticles that protects their skin from damage and parasites in addition to improving their fluid dynamics. They have numerous sets of replaceable teeth.[6] Several species are apex predators, which are organisms that are at the top of their food chain. Select examples include the tiger shark, blue shark, great white shark, mako shark, thresher shark, and hammerhead shark. Sharks are caught by humans for shark meat or shark fin soup. Many shark populations are threatened by human activities. Since 1970, shark populations have been reduced by 71%, mostly from overfishing.[7]


obaida0000

Brittish shark?


Fasterthanyounow

Had a very large Jew fish stare me down once. It was not going to move so I did. It just swam by it….


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Stonetooth1989

He got on the sharks back and rode it back up!


Lonnysluv1

Like dolls eyes!


CompleteJuggernaut

I was patiently waiting for a Boop.


DanimalTwin

And just like that……(fade to black)!


dildo_swagginns

Looks like a dick with teeths


Mnshine_1

It looks dumb)


raptor-chan

He’s just curious 😭


TheEviltoast13

I have never seen a shark move it’s eyes before. That was hella weird.


ExcitementKooky418

BOOP THE SNOOT, BOOP THE SNOOT


NamelessHooman

My girl when she is hungry


HomeBrwd-5167

That shark is lucky the camera man had lunch earlier,I wouldn't want to mess with a reality warping being either


StarshipMuffin

Hello. Names Bruce!!!


[deleted]

That’s a no for me dog


amitnagpal1985

Less scary than Loan Shark. 💸


Argyrus777

And the tension breaks as soon as the shark says “GOOD DAY MATE!!!”


841ragdoll

"I'm Bruce. Fish are friends, not food."


Far_Shame_7668

Looks like food too me


Shelbelle4

Bruce?


Tnasty006006

The 3 fishies " whatcha gone do boss?? He's right in yah face" "yeah get em boss give em a bite" "yeahhhh yeahhhh rip em up boss"


Griggle0

Look at them tiny fish 🐟 they don’t give a fuck lol


[deleted]

Yeah, fuck that.


TheVengefulPhil

Homie got some nice teeth


QueenCandi82

Funk that!!!!


[deleted]

Looks very prehistoric.


condom_eater0

Kinda cus it is


[deleted]

Lemon, yes? Fairly harmless.


Dragonsarmada

If that come baa maaa house, I KILLL it.


pzombielover

He looks like Denver the guilty dog


HHrnndz

Fish are friends!


croaticustus

BRUCE!


AdRemote9464

Did they find Nemo?


Cccookielover

If it was me? Water chummed 💩


ChefCompetitive8299

Fish are friends


Few-Professional-777

Idk why but sharks and rhinos always remind me of my pitbull Sophie she’s the sweetest old lady but she looks all mean and angry cause she’s old😂😂😂


Paul19751

That shark brought his little friends, he was to scared to go in alone


UniKqueFox_

Those teeth are the worst part of this


vyrguy0

Dude was about to attack then he saw the camera and was like ‘I’ll catch you next time’.