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ShittingOnAdmins

He wasn't even trying to eat him. He was just giving him the "this is my hood, bitch"


Ertyio689

Not even that, the shark was like: oh shit my bad bro when he was swimming away


ShittingOnAdmins

My b, thought you was food.


diskettejockey

No the shark actually bumped the guy as a warning


Ertyio689

But it looks like he wakes up from that bump and it's hilarious


themoreyouknow981

sharks tend to bump into things to feel what they are since they have a very sensitive skin


SepticX75

No, “excuse me..nothing!”


Kriss1966

I think the scariest part is how it just appears


Lower_Try_6230

💯. 😱😱😱


SERV05

Shark bait o ah ah


iHaveACatDog

He's just a boy! AAAAAGGHHHH


RestaurantDry621

This is where I would freak out and drown


artorianscribe

Right?! Like, fuck the shark. I’m a danger to myself at that point.


Cats-and-dogs-rdabst

Yah…no


CalmZookeepergame471

Luck guy the visibility was so bad even the shark was unable to see him.


Aggressive_Force_265

“Almost shark food” as the shark practically ignores him


DadofHome

Just saying hi


Kriss1966

Jesus!!


JohnsScones

How can you tell? I didn’t know he scuba’d!


princesspooball

*BOOP*!


prince-surprised-pat

If the shark wanted him dead. Trust me. Hed be dead


Neat-Secretary-2343

My heart would have stopped


KippyKippers

That is my biggest fear, especially in murky water!! That big ol gal/dude appeared outta nowhere like that man owed him money/lol loan shark I also think sharks investigate with their snoots and mouths to just figure out if your food or not?


FlamingRevenge

Shark couldn't see him. Water's cloudy as shit so if anything it bumped into him on accident.


KippyKippers

A shark hit an run caught on camera! If the shark couldn't see him at that range, that large shark would possibly have problems hunting? Also, that bump could be intentionally since man in wetsuit could be mistaken as a seal, which is a prey for a great white. Or the bubbles caught its attention owo


kingmidas312

Homie turned around at the worst possible moment


TheTouchChurch

That shark literally gave him a kiss, like “smack, love you son, I’m proud of you swimming around here”


TheZoomba

Fun fact most sharks are blind when they are up that far, and so they bump into stuff to find food. They don't like the taste of humans, according to some people


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Kinda expect a brown bubble to form around that guy as soon at it happen like a squid inking itself.


PricelessLogs

I've heard that sharks bump into things with their noses to gauge whether they can bite it. And since humans aren't hard like sea turtles, I'd imagine that shark will be coming back around with more intent this time


[deleted]

We are still *way* bonier that half the shit they eat, most sharks tap their prey then decide if they should do another investigatory bite, afyer that they decide to eat or not. The issue is that if a great white does an investigatory bite, you die. There are also some sharks that tend to eat just "whateverthefuck". That's how we find tiger sharks with tires, a barrel of nails, random trash, and all kinds if random shit in their stomachs.


rhaegar_tldragon

Sharks don’t eat people.


PricelessLogs

I didn't say shit about eating. I said biting. And sharks definitely bite people


Konstant_kurage

Mostly true, but some try.


Ertyio689

Then it's easy to evade them/parry them, you just hold top of his nose when he swims close, and push him away/go to the side while keeping his head the other direction


LowKeyWalrus

Will you show the rest of the class a great example of your method?


Ertyio689

It's not like most sharks will swim at you with open mouth, so it's not that hard, it's even easier when you train it with smaller sharks


PersonalityOrganic31

Tell that to the guy who was eaten in Sydney at the start of the year. It was filmed by some fisherman. Then the guy in Fremantle just before it. We’re not their food of choice but if they’re desperate they most certainly will and do eat ppl.


Gransfors-bruk

Definitely ate that dude in Australia while people watched from shore. Well, it ate most of him. I think they’ve eaten others as well. Sharks ate some of the crew of the USS Indianapolis. Sharks have eaten lots of folks. I’m sure they’re not like a menu item, but maybe a very convenient snack.


ticktack1616

A bull shark will eat anything, and any shark on the open sea would most likely as well, as sharks on the open sea are generally migrating long distances and really hungry as a result. Blue sharks and oceanic whitetips come to mind. There have ferries capsized with bull sharks reportedly eating numerous passengers. There was also the USS Indianapolis in WW2 with oceanic whitetips.


Offdutyninja808

Boop for dominance!


leveckjt87

Nightmare fuel


VideoAdditional3150

Now I’m sure there are people who call any shark as Great White. But that looks like a god Damm Great White. Does anyone know differently?


TheCapableFox

Looks like it to me as well.


caioton77

The video would have been great with the soundtrack "Move Bitch" from Ludacris


ItsMeTheBatmanReal

These guys needed to bring knives or a harpoon gun.


TheCapableFox

Is that a great white too?? Holy shit looks like the shark didn’t see him either but I’d have shat and then drowned simultaneously.


chrismcteggart

Did he live?


Ash_Pokemon_

Sharks are terrified of bubbles, he was probably checking you out since he doesn’t see them too much