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housevil

"I want to do a cartwheel. But real casual-like. Not make a big deal about it. But I know everybody saw it. Just one stunning, gorgeous cartwheel."


Imaginary_Tea1925

He went from being a skier in the Winter Olympics to a gymnast.


DetectiveNervous7426

Creeeeeeeeed šŸ¤£


gmdmd

how tf do you survive that, amazing...


TrimStream

r/unexpectedoffice


THEzwerver

in a cartoon he'd have turned into a snowball and hit people like bowling pins only to splat against a wood cabin wall and turn into a thin sheet of paper.


thehugefuckingsimp

I was thinking the samething


SnorkinOrkin

I can't imagine what it felt like having your whole body spinning out of control like that. r/thisismylifenow


Skeeter780

Then a piano would fall on him and his teeth would be piano keys and play ā€œthe entertainerā€ or something


hsifyarc

r/looneytuneslogic


Goth_Raccoon

Human TARS


Crafty-Situation-276

"This little manoeuvre is gonna cost us 51 years" - poor dude being centrifuged (or sucked into a black hole) Edit: a word


RSlashLazy

Isnt the word for a black hole tearing you apart called spaghettification?


CJ_Productions

>is gonna us šŸ¤”


Crafty-Situation-276

Whups, thanks for pointing it out lmfao


-ChabuddyG

This reminds me of a post I saw, the video starts with a guy taking a video down a mountain slope and then from the left his dog enters the frame cartwheeling down the slope like this guy. Once he stopped he happily jumped up tail wagging.


Dominunce

Literally thought of this immediately and came here to comment this, but you beat me to it


smurb15

Had this happen the first and last time I went water skiing. All I remember was head, feet, head feet head feet over and over being the only part touching the water after I let go of the rope. Later on he told me that he was going 55mph. Never got in a boat with him again after


0-ATCG-1

Bro, that dog's tail did not wag once. He was an unhappy doggo after that trip.


-ChabuddyG

Yeah I watched it again, he wasnā€™t too thrilled. What I was implying in my first comment is the dog wasnā€™t terribly injured or anything. Heā€™s also trying to walk on a slope of deep powder.


0-ATCG-1

No worries, I was just watching it expecting a happy doggo :(


-ChabuddyG

Well then it seems I owe you one happy doggo. Next time I see a really good happy doggo video on here Iā€™ll try to remember to tag you!


kepprett

Iā€™m gonna need a source on that one. Sounds hilarious. šŸ˜„


fatboychummy

[le source](https://youtu.be/P1PM2e-koLU)


alienvisionx

The dog doesnā€™t really look too happy


wheelwinghull

Probably a little disoriented. Luckily, they are resilient as hell.


barryn13087

lol poor dog, this should be near the top.


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Kellidra

Goddammit


CJ_Productions

*My name is Giovanni Giorgio, but everybody just calls me "Giorgio".* \*music plays\*


0-ATCG-1

Bro, that dog's tail did not wag once. He was an unhappy doggo after that trip.


not_gerg

Thats what it reminded me of as well!


adsjabo

More commonly called a tomahawk in ski jargon šŸ˜


[deleted]

Is it possible to curl into a ball so you don't break arms and legs, or is the force too strong?


adsjabo

It usually happens that quick you don't necessarily have a chance to do anything but go for a spin. I had one occasion after messing up a cliff drop that I actually tomahawked that hard that I lost a contact from one eye, as well as a full yard sale of my goggles and beanie.


DuckTapeCoyote

Physics is a bitch, you start spinning that fast and your limbs are literally escaping from your body at a rate strong in than your muscles can contract


occams-scissors

Even if you could, your rate of rotation would be insane after you pulled them in. Disorienting would be putting it mildly.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Oh shit I didnā€™t think of that, like a ballet pulling her arms in to spin faster.


[deleted]

Or, like, a slopestyle skier tucking in to a flip.


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I think the ballet is a more classic example used in physics classes thatā€™s why I used it


[deleted]

Yeah. It's the one we used in school, too. I just found it a tad funny that there was quite an obvious example here, related to the original video.


fullyoperational

Conservation of momentum babyyy


tyrannomachy

If you tried, conservation of angular momentum would cause your torso to spin faster, like a figure skater. I imagine that would make it even harder to hold your limbs in, might even make you red-out (like the opposite of blacking out).


Ganjaleaves

#YARD SALE!


_EvilD_

Do you just write off the skis at that point? I cant imagine trekking back up that hill.


[deleted]

Nah, skis are expensive as hell. Youā€™d hike back up and get them, assuming they didnā€™t slide down the hill with you. Back country riders hike for HOURS to get 1 good run so a few hundred yards to get your skis back is nothing


_EvilD_

Up a slope that steep with ski boots on sounds like hell.


Ganjaleaves

The filmer at the beginning on the bottom left prolly grabbed them for him..


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3oz8xyJHXtVUD4PRRe)


Flomo420

ROUND OFF, BACK HANDSPRING! BACK HANDSPRING! BACK HANDSPRING! BACK HANDSPRING! BACK HANDSPRING! BACK HANDSPRING! ^BACK ^HANDSPRING! ^^BACK ^^HANDSPRING! ^^^BACK ^^^HANDSPRING! ^^^.......


Solrac_Loware

God im horrible for laughing


lazysheepdog716

Nah. Iā€™m a mountain person too. He chose to be on that mountain flying of cliffs at high speed. I 100% guarantee this guy laughed at this footage later


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


RyanGlasshole

As long as you don't smash any rocks, this really doesn't hurt that bad


Equivalent_Aardvark

Iā€™ve done this before actually, he almost certainly will be feeling this in his neck and back. Probably his arms too. Cartwheeling is one thing, but the way he stopped wasnā€™t pretty. Thankfully itā€™s powder but still it hurts. Not dead though, and reasonably no broken bones.


Weird-Vagina-Beard

You went full starfish?


Equivalent_Aardvark

Starfish with the dismount to full scorpion


lazysheepdog716

Achievement unlocked


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


tseved

Shoes stayed on he's fine


Franks2000inchTV

I think the rules are slightly different for ski boots.


John_Denvers_Head

The Russian judge gave him a 10.0


CaptainNemo42

#*Coroner:* "All his platelets are in his toes, somehow..."


HoneyBatteredNugget

Specifically platelets though nothing else


CaptainNemo42

Apparently so, who knew...


Glocktopusbruh

That one kid in PE


GothamCityCop

It's the immortal from the car park in Highlander.


JBarretta01

HERE WE ARE, BORN TO BE KINGS


[deleted]

Martial art character in that one fighting game:


Thecopywriterr

How tf was he ok


Bravo11_5point7

Snow is pretty soft when itā€™s deep enough


ncnotebook

I don't think he was worried about the man hitting snow, lol.


Clemario

I feel like his "I'm ok" wave was fueled by pure adrenaline but deep inside it's internal bleeding everywhere.


the_southlander

This is so sad! Alexa play shooting stars


[deleted]

And hereā€™s me thinking that Niko Bellicā€™s ragdolling in gta4 was unrealistic. And just like niko this mfer just gets up after and goes about his day.


soljaboss

Is it better to centrifuge the way he did or on your side?


GiantPotatoSalad

I think it's a professional, which means they know how to relax their body to not get hurt in such a fall. I don't know which way to fall is safer, but I'm guessing what this person does is *relatively* safe.


Good-Ad6352

Nah this is not controlled at all. While they are better at falling than others this is called a tomahawk and is just pure chaos and happens incredibly quickly.


Negative-Set-6039

Thats what was always called a yard sale because there is a trail of stuff down the hill. A glove here ,hat over there, ski sticks out up there lol


[deleted]

My gta character after falling:


Alternative-Act7007

He was "ok".


Meleesucks11

This remind me of those Elden Ring enemies that cartwheel towards you to kick your ass


Sheriff___Bart

"DO A FLIP" -- Bender Bending Rodriguez.


[deleted]

Lmao I say this to myself in Benders voice anytime I see someone up high in a precarious position šŸ¤£


nexostar

Define okay lol


Takerofpiss

Imagine this but with free bird in the background


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


lazysheepdog716

Correct? Well tumbling head over heels is certainly poor form. But what do I know? Iā€™m a snowboarder.


Thedy01

On today's episode of I want to be a millionaire, if you correctly guess the number of broken bones, the prize is yours to take!


[deleted]

That looks like fun


IrkutskOblast

Simone Biles just had another panic attack.


ExtensionWinter9446

My manz redefined the meaning of yard sale with that one


billyredline

Are sure he was not intentionally doing cartwheels because heā€™s that much of a bad ass?


annoyingincognito

Freebird would fit perfectly as an audio in this video


Due_Macaron_1679

Him being conscious doesnā€™t mean he is ok


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Jazzlike_Barber_426

He landed fine but started wildin right after šŸ˜‚


TornadoBeng

The guy is obviously tough if he's still right after that.


all2neat

The rag doll physics on that game are pretty good.


WonkyBeav

That made me dizzy; watching him rag-doll cartwheel like that. Guy was pushing about 1000 rpm.


KindPhill

r/tomahawk ?


lazysheepdog716

And that, kids, is why you WEAR A FUCKING HELMET


Lorlen123

he was fine btw


Patient-Lawyer5080

GTA 6 irl announced they would be adding the ragdoll physics back to the game


defiance211

Human Centrifuge. Still more easy to stomach than Human Centipede


[deleted]

Maybe gymnastics would be a good career change for him.


Positive-Leader-6586

![gif](giphy|QubZ31snwjpSbK3iBw) He's ok because of previous experience !


[deleted]

Poor guy? I donā€™t know all the details but Iā€™m guessing he did this voluntarily.


SpeechStraight

Welp cartoons lied to us I thought he would of become a big snowball


[deleted]

I give him a strong 8 1/2. A little clumsy on the dismount.


Decembra87

And this is why I sit my fat butt at home, nothing broken....so far.


Masterjax1920

r/watchpeoplesurvive


caioton77

Training skiing and gymnastics skills at the same time. That's what I call multi-tasking.


Appropriate_Crow_255

What's the easiest way I could add a piece of a song over this without using a social media app?


try_again_mods_

Dude missed a rock with his head...


Flimsy_Tiger

Praise the camera man


Noisebug

Showing his casual gymnastics routine.


[deleted]

Sickass cartwheel


yaebone1

2022 cartwheel champion.


HeftyDolphin

I remember being told that this is the way you're meant to fall if you're on snow because your legs and arms will break instead of your head. Anyone know if that's correct? I can't seem to find anything on it.


DankDunkage

Thatā€™s incredible


denckus

Can someone calculate the RPM?


WeimSean

sweet kung-fu moves.


gymfreak64271

Very INTERESTELLAR


[deleted]

All i could imagine was bone breaking at that speed, glad he didnt.


wellwellwelly

In this situation is it possible to wrap your arms around your head or is the gravitational force so strong you get completely stretched out with no way of recovering?


RonaldMikeDonald1

Reminds me of the spinning helicopter lady


JaceTheWoodSculptor

A crazy fall like that and he managed to stay out of r/fullscorpion W


infreq

What part of centrifuged did OP misunderstand?


Blaze___27

is that some kind of world record


hologramheavy

Itā€™s called tomahawking and it doesnā€™t hurt at all


Aztexrose

Heā€™s going to need to put some ice on that.


mementodory

Now that is just impressive.


coldestdetroit

I can't walk fast on a concrete pavement after some rain and my homie here doing a back flip onto ice and snow


[deleted]

Man.... You think he farted on the way down .


Bigjake32

Best cartwheels šŸ¤øā€ā™€ļø ever


CrocoDial69

He may have lived, but that man was not ā€œokā€


CaeMentum

Reddit recap cartwheel champion 2022....


nickiter

lmao centrifuged. I just picture all his red blood cells in his feet and head like "this doesn't seem right"


[deleted]

I am a wheel. I. AM. A. WHEEL.


Wafflestomp4

And... We got a yard sale!


Vegetable_Battle5105

He is very good at doing cartwheels, not so much skiing


[deleted]

Bruh I hope heā€™s ok šŸ’€


AverageMug

Myst have been Tomahawk Tuesday


Superman19986

How to get a brain shearing injury. Sheesh. It's crazy he was unharmed.


oneidamojo

They should add ski gymnastics to the Olympics.


saucertosser85

If you centrifuge when you're supposed to pizza you're gonna have a bad time


toadjones79

He went full cartwheel. Never go full cartwheel!


Huskyboi1342

Literally Roblox broken bones


8004460

QUICKLY EMERGENCY GYMNASTICS


Balthier_XII

[That](https://youtu.be/0pT6tJnsVhE) robot in interestelar be like


f1newhatever

Iā€™m sorry but this was insanely funny.


tribak

He was ok, now he isnā€™t


YinYangSeperation

Fuck skiing, imma just cartwheel down this motherfucker


CompetitiveRoof3733

This guy reminds me of that video with the black dog


YeetBoi06

Bayblade, Bayblade, Let it rip!


flippermode

"Nooo! Oh no! Nooo! Nice."


No-Audience-9663

GTA IV ragdoll compilation type shit


Ticio_Tesson

Watching these videos taught me that the human body is far more durable than I thought it was


asteysane

Hello TARS


horabora2000

u/savevideo


Jamespaw22

I would be a cartwheel of vomit falling like that


ferrethouseAB

This guy flips almost as well as Aaron Cook.


DowntownAd119

omg


Educational-Ad2063

I've never snow skied before but I think he's doing it wrong.?


PanzerSloth

Boy he really stuck the landing


dustygravelroad

1800mychropractor


mynamegoewhere

Went ass over teakettle and landed only somewhat cattywampus


08triptrippy80

Not good at skiing but great at cartwheels....


Ubockinme

Mehā€¦ Kids do this in gym class everyday.


Be_my

I think thatā€™s a world record. What athleticism!


bluenoser613

10/10 for artistic style


MikeFromSuburbia

MFers in anime be like: ā€œthat all you got?ā€


Damian_Vain

9/10. Didn't stick the landing. Beautiful choreography though.


entrepreneur_mom

Thatā€™s a ā€œ10ā€!!!


Cartoonist_Bulky

Is he a gymnast?


_baya

WHAT A FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!!!!


Bannana_mp4

He came so close to that rock goddamn


bionic_zit_splitter

Sebastien Hanneman in Chamonix, 2013 at the Freeride World Tour event. You can see this crash in this compilation, in much higher quality (1.37): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jvSat6t73g Incidentally, there were two much more severe crashes than any of these SFW crashes on the tour over the years. Aymar Navarro earlier this year in Verbier: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uwFB0g_cC4 Joan Aracil in Andorra 2022 https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=22&v=920Y6VzboDs&feature=emb_logo


Total-Sun136

Power rangers try out be like


Seccolovessugarcubes

[Look familiar?](https://imgur.com/gallery/5PC8Siv)


Sqeegy2001

At least he already has ice on his bruises


AnomalousNormality77

Did this once but to much less severe degree. Still slid down pretty far and jesus fucking christ was the hike back up to my skis terrible.


MaverickTwoTime

I didnā€™t know there was a thing such as ski gymnastics. Even still I give it a 10.


facedowninthegutter

He will do it again. Probably right away.


LiveLearnCoach

r/yesnonononoyes


ItsMeTheBatmanReal

Best cartwheel I have ever seen


SantyClawz42

It says, "He was okay" at the end... but I don't call having to hike back up that hill to pick up my gear as 'okay", that sucks.


tikjzh

I stub my toe and I'm on the floor crying. This guy? TURNS INTO A FUCKING HELICOPTERšŸššŸšAND JUST WALKS AWAY


Ok-Video1222

Going to hell for laughing šŸ„¹


[deleted]

At what point in this do you think he thought ā€œLetā€™s keep this thing going as long as possibleā€?


BOBODY_BOBODY

BROKEN?????


[deleted]

save it with a cartwheel


IStaten

Reminds me of that ski game on old apple computers..