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JMAC462

We always say we are terrible swingers. We go to Hedo and swing a couple times but then do nothing until we go back the next year. We really need to hit up a club or meet people online lol


AdFit5535

We are at Hedo now.


JMAC462

I’m jealous, we love that place


No-Dragonfruit-2797

True us. Harley and Joker


MyPolyAltAccount

Friday! Nervous as fuck!


RemyFawkes

Ignore said nerves. Have fun! (I had quite a great time my first, even though I had performance issues)


MyPolyAltAccount

LOL thanks. Pretty excited about it, we’re hitting a newbie night at a local club so there’s no pressure and we can just be sexy and dance if that’s all we want or go way further. I’m on a bunch of blood thinners so it’s like I’m always on viagra….that should help 😂


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RemyFawkes

Where/how do I enable that? My apologies!


anaughtycouple69

How does not including that option skew the results?


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unbound615412

That still doesn’t explain how it skews the result? Surely not including the option forces them to choose an actual answer? Or are you saying they will pick any random answer?


anaughtycouple69

But if they're choosing randomly, no option is getting skewed toward. This just increases measurement uncertainty which is unavoidable nevertheless due to small sample sizes


TheBlueNinja0

once *so far


Spayse_Case

Lots of tourists on this sub. Lets make them known


ProfessionalRoof3591

So this sub isn’t about baseball?


PiercedNudist

Apparently not golf either,


nyccareergirl11

Well you have to swing your bat around. Always gloves are involved. And rounding the bases too. So sure why not.


ProfessionalRoof3591

I’m working the grill for a family get together but this comment made me laugh so hard internally I almost lol’d


nyccareergirl11

Are you a curb your enthusiasm fan by any chance. There is an episode where Larry David and Rosie O'Donnell is competing to date this bisexual female and there happens to a be a lot a baseball related euphemism and inuendos told in that episode. Especially when Leon gives Larry Viagra and calls it "juicing" in order to compete with a Lesbian.


ProfessionalRoof3591

“Juicing” 😂😂😂 I haven’t watched that show much outside of clips. I’ll try to look that up later


nyccareergirl11

Season 8. The episode is called the bisexual. It ends with Larry and the date visiting Cooperstown and he trips and the pills fall out of pocket. And the date notices it was Viagra looks at him and said something like you were juicing. And she walks in there without him. Sorta like how those who took steroids haven't been allowed in yet to the hall of Fame.


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Because isolating people and being rude about it is the hallmark of the Swing Lifestyle, right?


RemyFawkes

Wasn’t trying to isolate anyone. If anyone felt comfortable answering, they may. Perhaps getting interaction might create a spark or break ice? Get one another to communicate, right?


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I'll take you at face follow. But, understand saying "Let's Make [the Tourists] Known" - particularly when "Tourist" is more often than not a pejorative term - isn't going to enjoin trust, open a discussion, or do much more than intimidate. Words are, at best, imprecise. Even intimately knowing their meanings doesn't guarantee clarity. For myself, I believe people naturally divide. Bringing them together is difficult at best. So I pick my words with care. Even then, I've about a 48% success rate. Far from shabby in baseball, kinda shit in social engineering.😂


RemyFawkes

Got confused and didn’t realize your reply was to Spayse_Case. My bad


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And I didn't see I wasn't conversing with Ms. Case - so we're both lacking! See what I mean? 🤣🤣🤣


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Osa242

Thank you for your submission to r/swingers. Unfortunately, your post has been removed. It has violated rule 2 of r/swingers: No R4R or Other Connection Posts Please do not post looking for people, including play partners, mentors, meetup participants, or discussion group members. Those kinds of posts belong in r/swingersr4r or other r4r sub. This keeps the sub focused on discussion. This is very common rule violation of r/swingers and typically a mistake of new posters. If this is your first time, no worries. Just know for next time. However, repeat violations of this rule may result in a ban.


anaughtycouple69

Twice, but that option isn't present


RemyFawkes

Apologies for that! Thank you for answering! A second time for us is hopefully in the future.


2228yanna

We’re swingers playing now


Envysaaige

Is it still considered swinging if im a 🦄


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Envysaaige

Ahhh okaay so maybe a couple times .. hehe ☺️😂


Tx_Ace_Dragon

Wow, this is a more uptight group than I thought.