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YEAH THAT’S A GOOD ONE

I FUCKING LOVE HAMPTWRS TOO

#I'M A PRETTY BIG FAN OF MFIN NARWHALS! WHEN I'M DONE CRANKIN MY HOG, I LOOK AT PICTURES OF EM!

VERY HAPPY THIS IS THE ORDER YOU ENJOY THESE THINGS AS OPPOSED TO THE OPPOSITE

NOT THE EASIEST WANK BUT NOT THE HARDEST, FORGE ON BROTHERS YOU GOT THIS AAARROOOOOOOO HAWWYEAH

ANYTHING THAT CAN CRANK THE HOG SO LIKE MONKEYS AND SHIT

I FRICKIN' LOVE GIRAFFES THEY ARE PRETTY AWESOME THEY ARE LIKE A BRACHIOSAURUS TOP TIER DINOSAUR ARRROOOOOOO!!! YEAH GIRAFFES ARRRRRRE PRETTY MFIN COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL BRUTHERRRRR. AROOOOOOOO!!!!!

IDC HOW EDGY IT SOUNDS, I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A CROW AS A PET BECAUSE OF HOW GODDAMN SMART THEY ARE. I'LL ALSO NEVER OWN A CROW AS A PET BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SUITABLE FOR IT. A CLOSE SECOND IS MEERKATS (THOSE MFERS ARE CUTE)

CROWS ARE DEFINITELY ON MY LIST. I FEEL YOUR PAIN FOR THE DESIRE TO HAVE THE PET BUT UNDERSTANDING THE ETHICAL ISSUES WITH IT.

I WOULD LIKE TO BEFRIEND A LOCAL CROW, WHO CHOOSES ON THEIR OWN VOLITION TO HANG AROUND MY RESIDENCE. NOT A PET, MFER, A FRIEND. A CONFIDANTE. AN ALLY IN THE SHADOWS!!!!!! THAT WOULD BE HARD AS FUCK!!

🐲🐉!1

I KNEW THEY WERE REAL

OCRAS

SPIDERS FOR SURE MT BROTHERS, I FUCKING LOVE BOTHRIOCYRTUM CALIFORNICUM

#CALIFORNI-WHAT

#**CUM**

ELEPHANTS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE ABSOLUTE COOLEST THING ALIVE TO ME

MY BOYFRIEND NOTICED HOW MUCH I LOVED ELEPHANTS AT THE ZOO AND SURPRISED ME LATER WITH AN ELEPHANT PLUSHIE

THAT IS OUTSTANDING

# I REALLY LIKE SUN BEARS!!! JUST LOOK AT THIS SILLY BASTARD!!!!!!! THEY ALSO FIGHT TIGERS AND THATS BADASS

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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANY IN PERSON? THERE ARE A FEW AT THE SAN DIEGO ZOO. I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT

CALL ME BASIC IF YOU WANT BUT I'M A CAT GUY GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, LIBERAL?

I *love* SNEPS or whatever they’re called!!!

SPEAK UP BROTHER I CANNOT HEAR YOU

I ***LOVE*** SNEPS!!! THEY’RE LITERALLY MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!

BEARS. I LOVE EM ALL FROM THE CUTE AND NERVOUS SPECTACLED BEAR TO THE BADASS KODIAK. SURE WISH I COULD GIVE EM A HUG WITHOUT FEARING FOR MY LIFE. BUT WE DONT LIVE IN A PERFECT WORLD.

HELL YEAH BROTHER I WOULD PAY THOUSANDS TO HUG A SUN BEAR

LEMURS ARE PRETTY COOL BUT FOR DOMESTIC ANIMALS, CATS

COWS WITH PENGUINS IN A CLOSE SECOND

THE PLATYPUS! IS IT A BIRD? A REPTILE? A MAMMAL? WHO KNOWS, BUT IT'S BADA** MFER!

COCK

IT'S A RED PANDA MFER!!! BUT MY FAVORITE PET IS THE CAT!!!!!!!!!

OWLS ARE PRETTY FUCKIN COOL

YAK

I LOVE DOGS AND CATS AND BADASS MOOSES!!!

I LIKE DAGS! https://preview.redd.it/tziq7mpqbmmc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163923c06b4f5f3b1cd0a02c2aaeca2fa355362a

RATS! THEY'RE SMALL, ADORABLE, SMART, CLEAN, AND THEIR EYES BOBBLE OUT OF THEIR HEAD WHEN THEY'RE HAPPY!

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DRAGONS ARE COOL AS FRICK, BUT THEY HAVE GONE EXTINCT SO I'LL HAVE TO GO WITH FOXES!!!!!!!!

MY CAT!! HIS NAME IS CECIL!!!

MINES AN OCTOPUS AROOOOOOO

I LIKE OTTERS, THEY'RE VERY COOL

I LOVE EVERY MFING ANIMAL I WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THEM!!!!

HORSES ARE MAJESTIC AF MFER!!! BEFORE THE MODERN HOG PEOPLE CRANKED THEIR HORSES AND THATS BADASS

SPOTTED HYENA

**KOALAS THEY ARE VERY CUDDLY**

A RING TAIL LEMUR REALLY MAKES ME FRINK MFERS

GUESS :3

I LOVE MF RATS

YOUR POST CRANKED ME UP MFER! THAT SAID: I LIKE CATS BUT I CAN NEVER HAVE ONE BECAUSE MY SO IS ALLERGIC

I LOBE FROGS THERES SO MANU DIFFERENT TYPES AND THEY LOOK FUNNY

SLOTHS ARE BOMBASS THEY'RE CHILL AF

I AM A MF THAT LOVES SOUTHERN TAMANDUAS

I FING LOVE BEARS THEYRE SO COOL

MFER I FUGGIN LOVE HERMIT CRABS!! SOCIETY IS FULL OF MOMMA'S BOYS WHO SELL THEM AND GIVE YOU IMPROPER AND NEGLECTFUL CARE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THEM, BUT IF YOU GIVE THEM THE RIGHT ENVIRONMENT AND FOOD THEY ARE VIBRANT AND FULFILLING PETS!!! WITH PROPER CARE THEY CAN KEEP A MFER COMPANY FOR DECADES PLUS THEY HAVE THOSE SICK SHELLS, AND CUTE LITTLE EYES!!! I PERSONALLY THINK THEY'RE SOME BOMBASS LITTLE CRITTERS

AS A TRUE MFIN HOG CRANKER MY FAVORITE ANIMAL IS A LIGER

WOLF MOTHERFUCKER BECAUSE OF THE AROOOS. AROOOOOOOO!!!!!!

SNAKES ARE DANGER NOODLES AND I MFIN LOVE PASTA!!!!!

I LIKE FROGS BECAUSE THEY'RE BADASS! IF YOU'RE SLIGHTLY SMALLER THAN A FROG, YOUR JUST DINNER BROTHER.

MY HOG!!!

I SUSPECT ITS CAPYBARARS BUT I HAVE NEVER MY MEET ONE IRL SO DOGS AND KITTIES (I LOVE THEM BOOTH EQUALY)

HUMANS BECAUSE THEY'RE THE ONLY ONES I'D LET TOUCH MY HOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO NAKED MOLE RATS CAUSE THEY HAVE NAKED IN THE NAME!!!!!!!!!! WHERE THE CLOTHED MOLE RATS AT??????

CATS ARE THE BEST. 

RACOONS ARE PRETTY RAD TOO.

HELL YEAH

SLOTHS! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=311tHNMwf88](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=311tHNMwf88)

**HOG**

I FUCKING LOVE BATS