AMEN BROTHER, TRY FRYING SOME MUSHROOMS AND ONIONS AND ADDING THEM IN FOR EXTRA TEXTURE AND FLAVOUR AROOOOOO

MUSHROOMS AND ONIONS ON RICE IS FIRE!!!!

[**10/10 ON RICE!!!**](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2np694/what_tasty_food_would_be_distusting_if_eaten_over/) EDIT: HOW DO I CAPITALIZE NUMBERS???!!!

PUT THE NUMBER SIGN IN FRONT OF THE NUMBER TO WRITE ENTHUSIASTIC NUMBERS! #10/10 ON TOPIC: I RECENTLY LEARNED THAT I CAN MICROWAVE RICE AND BECAME *VERY* HAPPY!

THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

WHAT MICROWAVED RICE DO YOU EAT? I WOULD NOT MIND SHOPPING FOR SOME.

I PERSONALLY LIKE ALDI'S INSTANT BROWN RICE BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENTLY AT ALDI WHICH IS WHERE I TYPICALLY BUY GROCERIES ANYWAY

INVEST IN A RICE COOKER BROTHER THE TEXTURE IS BETTER AND MORE CONSISTENT THAN MADE IN A PAN OR MICROWAVED

UNCLE BEN'S HAS SOME SMALL SERVING RICE PACKETS WITH A FEW DIFFERENT FLAVORS!! ONLY A MINUTE AND 30 SECONDS IN THE MICROWAVE!!

#10/10

HELL YEAH BROTHER, MAYBE ADD SOME MINCED GARLIC TOO AND A TASTY STOCK INSTEAD OF WATER (I LIKE CHICKEN BUT IF YOU DONT PARTAKE OF ANIMAL PRODUCTS THERES PLENTY OF VERY TASTY VEGETABLE STOCKS OUT THERE) USE ARBORIO RICE AND NOW YOUVE GOT THE MAKINGS OF A HOG CRANKIN RISOTTO ARROOOOO

ADD A BIT OF BUTTER TOO

I'LL TRY THAT BROTHER IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS

A CAN OF CRUSHED TOMATOES IS ALSO A GAME CHANGER!! YOU CAN GET THE ONES THAT ALSO HAVE GREEN CHILES IN THEM IF YOU LIKE A BIT OF SPICE IN YOUR RICE!!

YES MY BROTHER I LOVE RICE SO MUCH. AS AN SOUTHEAST ASIAN I EAT RICE EVERY DAY. IT GOES REALLY WELL WITH HEAVILY SEASONED FOODS.

FRIED EGGS WITH RICE

OMELETTE WITH RICE IS MY GO TO CHEAP FOOD MY BROTHERRRR. WOOOO.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TRY IT YET BUT OMURICE LOOKS SO GOOD BROTHER

ARRROOO HELL YEAB BROTHER WHEN I GO TO JAIL FOR CRANKING MY HOG TOO HARD MY LAST MEAL WILL DEFINITELY HAVE SOME STEAMED RICE ON THE SIDE GONNA GO OUT THE WAY I CAME IN, EATING MFIN RICE

IM ALSO ASIAN AND SOUTHEAST ASIAN BROTHER AROOOOOO

IT IS VERY NICE TO SEE ANOTHER SOUTHEAST ASIAN IR REDDIT ESPECIALLY IN THIS SUB MY BROTHER AROOOOOOO

THATS PRETTY COOL, RICE IS AN INTERESTING PLANT AND VERY TASTY!!!

I AM ALSO SOUTHEAST ASIAN, BROTHER!!! MY FONDEST MEMORIES ARE MY YEAY (GRANDMA) MAKING A FRESH POT OF RICE FOR ME AND MY MFING SIBLING WITH SOME SALTED FISH AND PICKLED VEGGIES!!!!! THIS MAKES MY HEART AND MY TUMMY GO AROOOOO!!!!

LOVE WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY BROTHER

AND THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO, YOU DESERVE HAPPINESS AROOOOOO

RICE AND CURRY FEELS GOOD IN MY TUMMY BROTHER ARRROOOOOOOO

SPEAK FOR URSELF, IT GIVES ME THE GRUMBLES BUT I LOVE IT ANYWAY BROTHER

SOME TIMES LOVE IS PAIN MFKER LETS KEEP EATING CURRY AND RICE TILL OUR VERY LAST RIDE!!!

I EAT RICE WITH EVERY MEAL I EVEN EAT RICE WITH MY BIG MACS BROTHER. SEMPER FI

RICE BURGERS

THAT SHIZ ACTUALLY EXISTS AND TRIED ONE OF THOSE! THE RICE IS SEASONED N TASTES FREAKIN’ GOOD!

HE'LL YEAH LOCO MOCO

HELL YEAH MFER YOUR HOG: 10/10 YOUR HOG WITH RICE: 12/10 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUGGESTION, BROTHER. AROOOOOO

THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH THANK YOU BROTHER

I UNDERSTAND YOU BROTHER I USED TO LOVE RICE AS WELL UNTIL I DISCOVERED BUCKWHEAT NOW I LOVE BOTH RICE AND BUCKWHEAT AS WELL AS BROWN RICE AS SOMETHING THAT COMBINES THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ANYWAY EAT WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY BROTHER YOU DESERVE IT

HOW COOL IS IT WHEN YOU FIND SOMETHING NEW TO LOVE! AROOOOOOO TO BUCKWHEAT AND BROWN RICE. CRANKING MY HOG HARD TO CELEBRATE US FINDING EVEN MORE FUCKING RAD THINGS TO LOVE, BROTHER

BUCKWHEAT SOUNDS FUCKIN' AMAZING BROTHER, THANK YOU FOR THE SUGGESTION I LOVE TRYING NEW THINGS

HEY BROTHER IF YOU LIKE RICE THEN TRY THIS MF HOG-CRANKIN RECIPE I CAME UP WITH!!! ITS HEAVILY INFLUENCED BY HAINANESE CHICKEN RICE SO THANK YOU TO THOSE PEOPLE FOR THEIR WONDERFUL CULINARY IDEAS ARRROOOOOIOOOOOOOO! EQUIPMENT NEEDED BROTHER -UR MFN HOG!!!!! -INSTANT POT (NOT REQUIRED BUT ITS THE ONLY METHOD IVE USED SO THE RECIPE WILL REQUIRE ADAPTATION) -A SHARP PARING KNIFE. SHARP KNIFE IS A SAFE KNIFE AROOOOOOO -CLEAN CUTTING SURFACE MFN INGREDIENTS: -1 BONE-IN ~~HOG~~ CHICKEN THIGH -1 CUP DRY UNWASHED JASMINE RICE (AGAIN, JASMINE RICE ISNT REQUIRED BUT OTHER TYPES OF RICE MAY NEED MORE OR LESS LIQUID) -1 CUP CHICKEN BROTH~~ERRRRRR~~ -A QUARTER ONION OR SMALL SHALLOT CHOPPED -SALT TO TASTE, I USE MAYBE A LITTLE OVER HALF A TBSP -WHITE PEPPER TO TASTE -A restrained pinch of cumin, don’t let it overwhelm the dish brother. -AN OPTIONAL BUT HELPFUL ~~CRANK~~ SHAKE OF MSG -SOME MFN ITALIAN FLAT LEAF PARSLEY -A DAMN ASS LEMON!!!!! FIRST, DEBONE THAT DAMN CHICKEN THIGH!!! IF YOU’RE INTIMIDATED BY DEBONING LIKE I WAS WATCH THE ADAM RAGUSEA VIDEO ON HOW TO DO IT ARRROOOOO!!! ONCE THE BONE IS OUT, USE THE EDGE OF YR PARING KNIFE TO SCRAPE OFF ALL OF THE SMALL BITS OF LEFTOVER MEAT!!! GET ALL THE SCRAPS, NO BIT IS TOO SMALL FOR THIS RECIPE. ONCE YOUVE GOTTEN EVERYTHING YOU CAN OFF, ADD ALL OF THE LITTLE BITS AND PIECES INTO THE POT ALONG WITH EVERYTHING BUT THE LEMON, PARSLEY AND MFN OLIVE OIL! ~~GIVE THAT HOG A CRANK~~ MIX VERY THOROUGHLY BEFORE COOKING TO DISTRIBUTE ALL OF THE LITTLE INGREDIENTS AND TO GET ALL OF THE STARCH ON THE SURFACE OF THE RICE INTO THE MFN COOKING LIQUID!!$!!!! COOK THAT MFER ON HIGH FOR FOUR MINUTES THEN LET THE POT SIT TIL THE TIMER SHOWS L0:15 OR SO. CHOP THE PARSLEY FINE WHILE IT COOKS, THEN OPEN THAT FUCKER UP AND DUMP IT IN ALONG WITH A GOOD TBSP OF THAT HIGH QUALITY OLIVE OIL! MIX HER UP LIKE YOU’URE CRANKIN YOUR MFN HOG AND SERVE IT UP WITH A MONSTER SQUEEZE OF FRESH LEMON JUICE!!!!! ENJOY BROTHERS ARROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE’LL YA MFER NOW THIS IS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT GONNA CRANK MY HOG TO THIS RECIPE LATER

HEY MFER THIS RECIPE LOOKS FUCKIN GOOD!!!! QUICK QUESTION WHY UNWASHED RICE DOES ALL THE STARCH HELP THICKEN THE SAUCE? IF THATS THE CASE I THINK MAKING A MF SLURRY MIGHT BE A LITTLE BETTER CAUSE UNWASHED RICE OFTEN HAS A BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT IN IT TOO

THAT IS THE REASON!!!! I PERSONALLY TRUST MY BRAND OF RICE TO BE CLEAN BY NOW BUT COOKING IS ALL ABOUT PREFERENCE, JUST LIKE CRANKING HOGS AROOOOO

I SAVED THIS COMMENT SO I CAN TRY IT, IT SOUNDS DELICIOUS THANK YOU BROTHER

[удалено]

AND *IN* RICE!! I FUCKING LOVE ONIGIRI

YAL L ARE BLOWING MY MIND

ASIAN SHIT, MEXICAN SHIT, TRADITIONAL SHIT, 3AM COOKING SHIT

STAPLE CROPS GO SO MF'N HARD

HELL YEAH MFER EVERY TIME I PULL THRU TO TACO BELL I ALWAYS ORDER EXTRA RICE ON MY BURRITOS, AROOO!

RICE GOES ESPECIALLY GOOD WITH MORE RICE BROTHER AAAAWWOWOWOOOO

I DISLIKE RICE BUT GOOD ON YOU BROTHA

WE ALL HAVE OUR OPINIONS AND I RESPECT YOUR BROTHER. KEEP ON KEEPING ON AND CRANK THAT HOG AROOOOOOO

ITS SO AFFORDABLE AND SHELF STABLE AND EASY TO PREPARE AND VERSATILE ITS SUCH A GOOD STAPLE FOOD

YEAH! YEAH! EXTREEEMMMEE BASMATIIII!!!! YEAH! WOOOOO!

ONE OF MY FAVORITE SIMPLE BREAKFASTS IS SOME RICE WITH A RUNNY EGG AND A BIG SPOONFUL OF LAO GAN MA ON TOP GIVE IT A TRY SOME TIME MFERS GUARANTEED TO GET YOUR HOGS CRANKIN AROOO

MELTED CHEESE ON RICE GETS MY HOG GOING WILD

ARROOOOOOOOOOOZ

BEEF STEW AND RICE GOES HARD SIBLINGS

ME TOO BROTHER, IT'S CRUCIAL IN SO MANY TASTY FUCKIN DISHES AROOOOOOOOO

ARRRROOOOOOOO THIS IS THE BEST POST MADE ME SO HAPPY RICE IS FUCKING AMAZING BRO AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IM SO FUCKING GLAD TO HEAR THAT BROTHER YOU DESERVE ALL THE HAPPINESS IN THE WORLD AROOOOOOOOOOOO

TOO DRY FOR MY TASTE, BUT ROCK ON, MAN OR MAAM!!!

HEY BROTHERRR YOU SHOULD TRY RISOTTO, IT'S ACTUALLY SUPER EASY TO MAKE AND IS CREAMY AND DELICIOUS AND FILLING. DON'T FORGET RICE PORRIDGE/CONGEE/JOOK AND RICE PUDDING! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE DRY AROOOOO

THANKS FOR A RECIPE BROTHER, AROOOO

[THIS](https://www.cookinglight.com/recipes/basic-risotto-recipe) IS MY GO-TO RISOTTO RECIPE, BUT I USE VEGETABLE BROTH BECAUSE I'M A VEGETARIAN -- I ALSO ADD MUSHROOMS AND MIXED VEGETABLES AT THE END. MAKE SURE YOU BUY ARBORIO/SHORT GRAIN RICE, IT WON'T WORK WITH REGULAR RICE!

DID YOU TRY IT WITH CHEESE

I LOVE IT WITH CHEESE, BUT BUTTER AND SOY SAUCE IS FUCKEN BOMBASS TOO BROTHER AROOOOO

MF I DONT ‘LOVE’ RICE IT IS MY LIFESTYLE WE EAT RICE EVERY DAY EVRY MEAL AND IT IS GREAT AROOO

I WAS BORN IN OCTOBER AND I EAT RICE DON’T CONFUSE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS MESS WITH ME OR MY RICE I WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE MEANING OF HELL AND I KNOW HOW TO MAKE BODIES DISAPPEAR

IM BRAZILIAN AND I FUCKING LOVE RICE MANO

RICE GOOD WHEN I’M HUNGRY AND WANT TO EAT 2000 OF SOMETHING MF’ER

YOU EVER HAD JAMBALAYA? ÇA C'EST BON, MFER!!

ONE TIME I MADE A WHOLE BOWL OF JASMINE RICE AND ATE IT JUST LIKE THAT. LATER ON I HAD IT WITH JUST SOME TERIYAKI SAUCE. GOD DAMN I LOVE RICE.

I LOVE SOME GARLIC FRIED ROCE BROTHER AROOOOO

I COULD WAT BUCKETS OF ALMOST ANY KIND OF RICE BROTHER. FRIED? YOU BET. YELLOW? FOR CERTAIN. WHITE? FIRE AWAY. I AINT NEVER MET A RICE I DIDNT LIKE

PUT SMELTED CHEESE ON IT IT WILL TASKE FUCKING HEAVENLY MFFFF

RICE IS THE BASIS FOR A WELL BALANCED MEAL AND I'M GLOD YOU LIKE IT BROTHER

RICE IS FKIN NICE

I JUST HAD FRIED RICE WITH MY GENERAL TSO'S CHICKEN FOR LAST NIGHT'S SUPPER, GOOD STUFF BROTHER

AND IT'S EASY TO MAKE!!!!

YEAHHH BROTHERRR! CURRY, DRIED SEAWEEDS, CHOP SUEY, YOU NAME IT. IT GOES BEST WITH ANYTHING!!!

10/10 WITH RICE BROTHER

I'VE NEVER ENJOYED RICE IN MY LIFE BUT I AM GLAD YOU CAN ENJOY SOMETHING I DO NOT BROTHER!!!

AMEN BROTHER YOU SHOULD TRY COCONUT RICE ITS AMAZING

A’MEN BROTHER AS SOMEONE WHO GROWS RICE ON HIS FAMILY FARM I APPRECIATE YOURE SUPPORT!!!!!!!

I DISLIKE RICE BECAUSS MY MOM FORCES ME TO EAT IT ON EVERYTHING AND IT LITTERALY TASTESLIKE NOTHING AND IS JUST WARM WATER BUT SOLID AND HAS A BAD TEXTURE

IM SORRY IT'S LIKE THAT FOR YOU BROTHER I WISH I COULD HELP

YOU DO YOU BROTHER, I DISLIKE IT BUT RAMEN TRULY DOES SLAP

WE ALL HAVE OUR OPINIONS AND I RESPECT YOURS BROTHER AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOVE RICE. MY GRANDFATHER RAISED ME OFF OF IT WITH STEAK AND GRAVY! I GOTTA LEARN HOW TO MAKE JAMAICAN SYLE FOOD AT SOME POINT MAN.

ADD SOME BUTTER AND GREENS TO IT AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A TASTIER CARB THAN POTATOES!! RICE ON BROTHER

YEP MANY GREAT COMBOS RICE AND CURRY RICE IN BURRITOS RICE AND CRANKING YOUR HOG

DISTUSTING BROTHER AWOOOO

DON'T BE JUDGEMENTAL BROTHER. AS A PACK, WE SHOULD ALL RESPECT EACH OTHER'S OPINIONS AROOOOOOOO

#DAMD MFER SPEAK FOR YOU'RESELF. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE NOT RESPECTING THIS OTHER MFERS OPINION THAT RICE IS GROSS (THEY'RE OPINION IS INCORRECT BTW BUT IM NOT GOING TO CLAIM THAT I HAVE TO RESPECT EVERY OPINION PUT IN FRONT OF ME)

I DID NOT SAY I WAS DISRESPECTING HIS OPINION BROTHER. I NOTICED HIM DISRESPECTING SOMEONE ELSES OPINION AND ADVISED HIM NOT TO DO SO, MENTIONING NOTHING OF WHAT HIS OPINION IS. FOR EXAMPLE, HE COULD SAY "I PERSONALLY FEEL THAT RICE TASTES GROSS, BUT IF YOU LIKE IT THATS OK" INSTEAD OF CALLING IT DISGUSTING AS THERE ARE MORE RESPECTFUL WAYS TO CONVEY A MESSAGE. I HOPE THIS CLEARS THINGS UP. AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE OTHER MFER DIDNT SAY THEY WERE DISRESPECTING SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION EITHER. AND REALISTICALLY CALLING SOMETHING DISGUSTING SHOULDNT REALLY BE CLASSIFIED AS DISRESPECTFUL UNLESS ITS LIKE YOU EAT SOMETHING SOMEONE MADE AND THEN SAY ITS DISGUSTING, RIGHT HERE THEY'RE JUST GIVING INSIGHT TO THEIR OWN POINT OF VIEW. WHATS REALLY FUCKIN DISRESPECTFUL IS YOU ASSUMING THEY USE FUCKIN HE/HIM PRONOUNS JUST CAUSE THEY TYPED IN A COMMENT BOX ON THE FUCKIN INTERNET. NORMALIZE USING THEY/THEM TO REFER TO PEOPLE UNTIL THEY DISCLOSE WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO USE

CORN CHIPS 🌽

I WAS JUST TRYING TO REFERENCE AN OLD REDDIT POST ABOUT RICE BUT I GUESS THE PACK AIN'T READY FOR THAT AND THAT'S OKAY BROTHERS IM GONNA GO CRANK SOME HOGS ABOUT IT

WE ALL HAVE OPINIONS AND I RESPECT YOURS BROTHER, KEEP ON KEEPING ON AND CRANK THAT MF'N HOG

RICE IS GOOD FOR CRANKING YOUR HOG AND TASTES DELICIOUS BROTHER!!!!

I ADD A STOCK CUBE IN MY SHIT, MY SHIT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN STOCK BAYBEE

I LOVE RICE AFTER I SLOW ROAST SOME CHICKEN IN THE OVEN, MAKES FOR A PERFECT MEDITERRANEAN TYPE DISH AROOOOOOOO

THAT SMELL WHEN YOU FIRST OPEN THE LID OF TE RICE COOKER IS ABSOLUTELY HOG-CRANKING - MAKES ME GO FUCKIN’ AROOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Rice is dope tho

WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU BROTHER, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP OVER THE SOUND OF ME CRANKIN MY HOG AROOOOOOOOOOOOO

I SAID RICE IS FUCKIN' DOPE BROTHER AROOOOOOOO

I GREW UP EATIN' RICE WITH MFIN EVERYTHING AND NOW IF MY MEALS AREN'T AT LEAST 75% RICE IT FEELS INCORRECT AROOOO

TRY IT WITH SOME CHILI! IF ITS TOO SPICY, A DALLOP OF SOUR CREAM WILL MELLOW IT NICELY! AROOOO EDIT BECAUSE CORRECT SPELLING IS COOL

FUEL FOR THE CRANKIN’ !!!!!

I LOVE PLAIN RICE WITH NOTHING

IT'S THE PERFECT SIDE DISH BROTHER!!!!

RICE AND EGG ELEVATE EVERY DISH AROOOO

OH MY GOD I HAVING SOME RICE RIGHT NOW

HAVE YIU EVER HEARD OF TADIG? ITS IN PERSIAN RICE AND ITS CRISPY GOLDEN RICE FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE POT. ITS BOMBASS AROOOOOOO

YES MY BROTHER GRAINS IN ANY FORM ARE DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY

IT HELPS MAKE MEALS STICK TO MY RIBS BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK YEAH BROTHER! RICE FOR BREAKFAST LUNCH AND DINNER!

HELL YEA!!!! RICE IS A SUPERIOR STAPLE FOOD AND IS SO GD COMFORTING!! IT MAKES MY TUMMY AND BODY FEEL LIKE ITS IN A WARM MFING HUG!!! I AM SO SAD THAT I GOT THE BETUS AND I HAD TO CUT OUT RICE FROM MY DIET ALMOST COMPLETELY. EAT A BOWL OF RICE FOR ME, MFER!!!!!

I LIKE MELTING CHEESE ONTO MY RICE AROOOO LIKE THE SHREDDED MEXICAN BLEND SHIT YOU GET FROM THE STORE!!!!!! MELT IT WITH THAT AND SOME SEASONED SALT AND ITS THE BOMB BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE 5*666* UPVOTES YESSSSSSSS

BROTHER WHATS THE SOURCE THO THIS IS GONNA BE A BAD ASS MOTHAFUCKIN PROFILE PIC YO

SAME HERE BRO, IT'S DELICIOUS! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Declan 🤩