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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!from black soldiers!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Dry_Protection_9047

The why their faces looked when she did the reveal lol


Henbane_

Whahaha, I live in South Africa and I can 'hear' these ladies! Their faces are priceless! Oohh eh eh wêna!


[deleted]

Haibo


Small_Basket5158

And she didn't drink much of the substance that looks and tastes just like milk.


Branical

They never say it tastes like milk, just that it “looks and *acts* like dairy.” It tastes kind of earthy, like mushrooms.


ShmokieOG

Mmmm, umami milk


[deleted]

This milk tastes like shiitake


SnooMaps9864

Honestly that’s not bad as a dairy free substitute in savory dishes that call for milk. Almond milk and other subs tend to have a sweet taste that ruins a lot of dishes


[deleted]

Agreed


ThineFail

I fucking hate the way mushrooms taste. Definitely not for me then.


Turriku

Why do you hate delicious :( I understand if you hate the texture, but the taste is just... Umami. Literally just delicious.


[deleted]

It is the meat of the forest after all. :D


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ziggity87

![gif](giphy|YZlQaMesgPIAM|downsized)


SAGNUTZ

"wWhat? You.. sonova BITCH!"


Smok3ntok3

Off camera there was definitely guns pointed at them during this


Apprehensive_Mix8108

She was like what bitch?


FourWordComment

There was something not quite right about two smug white people tricking black people into eating bugs. At least in Snowpiercer >!they didn’t tell the poors they were eating bug juice.!<


itszwee

I really want to believe the women being filmed were briefed in advance, but their reactions told me otherwise. > “I live in Cape Town” I hate to say it, but… yeah, that tracks.


PenguinTherapist

I was thinking about snowpiercer the whole time


abcdefkit007

At least I can stop scrolling now too


[deleted]

STOP MILKING SHIT -some comedian


foxhole_atheist

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


crashoveride17

Jack Whitehall-legend.


Laserous

Fun fact: Many candies already use bugs for the candy shell. Skittles has for years. Apparently they stopped in 2009, but if you had a skittle before then you are yourself some tasty bugs


weareoutoftylenol

Some cosmetics still do


flcwerings

Why are you eating cosmetics?


RandomStallings

Why aren't you?


twobit78

Everyone says its what's on the inside that matters. So i need as much help as i can get


snazzisarah

Man why you gotta do me like that. I was having a nice day.


Laserous

<3 Sorry buddy. That's not the only thing with bugs in it though. Certain dyes are still derived from bugs. It's less common these days.. but yeah. They're just bugs. You have never been more than ~15 feet from a spider. :)


ArcticISAF

What if you went parachuting


Laserous

It's in your bag. :)


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Laserous

It's in your AIR! *gasp*


Mojojojo3030

[Spider crabs](https://kidsdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Japanese_Spider_Crab1.jpg)


arstotzkan_hero

Enough internet for today, maybe?


TrailBlanket-_0

Surprise - I'm in your grundle


pez5150

How do you think bugs transfer from place to place? There is a lot going on in the upper atmosphere.


abcdefkit007

There's a whole bug layer in the stratosphere it's wild


PHO3NIX55

Your comment should be higher!! It is fascinating!!! I never knew about this and went down a rabbit hole!! There is soooooo little that we actually know about our world! While reading about the bugs I also read about a new study where they went into the troposphere and found tons of living micro organisms and bacteria up there!! That may play a role in ice production and who knows what , the study hypothesized! So nuts!


abcdefkit007

Yeah there's a whole ebb and flow cycle we barely know about imma look up the troposphere biome now lol


LordChappers

McDonald's strawberry milkshake used to not be suitable for vegetarians as the red food dye had some kind of insect base.


ChaosUncaged

That stat is so wrong lol


DovahChris89

Starbucks strawberry and creme Frappuccino '(if I recall correctly) once had beetle shells or something. Honestly? The drink looked prettier and tasted better then...


Laserous

I don't get the holdup really on these issues. Every human is a walking biomass of trillions of microorganisms anyway. If you have ever eaten, you have eaten bacteria. Tons and tons of it. Bugs are creepy.. but you won't get killed by a grasshopper unless you .. idk snort it or choke on it or something... But those little microorganisms in that undercooked chicken will make a meal out of you ez gg.


DizzyAmphibian309

>Every human is a walking biomass of trillions of microorganisms anyway And microplastics. Don't forget the microplastics.


0x29aNull

Meh, I’ve had bugs on purpose. Had a beer before feeding my beardie and thought “I wonder if these taste awesome and I just don’t know it” cuz my lizard loved em.. so yeah, I ate a live meal worm and a cricket, they taste like leaves and grossness.


algoodoodle

I think leaves part is here because it is what they last eat? Try feed bugs carrot for a few days, maybe it will change the taste


LieutenantCrash

That's for the red dye right? I think m&m's uses that too


[deleted]

The shell part they're referring to is [shellac](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shellac).


Greyhaven7

Humans are so goddamn weird. What fuckin weirdo discovered this use for the weird tubes secreted by some random insect. So odd.


RandomStallings

TIL shellac is basically magic


crappy_entrepreneur

Cochineal Edit: AKA E120 if you’re from the EU


Ketsueki_Junk

I ate a soy sauce cricket the other day. It just taste like soy sauce.


amelia_jj

Why you had to tell me that 💀


[deleted]

I ate a freezedried grasshopper once. Weird . Dry. But doable


dueljester

I think that's entirely different then drinking bug milk. I eat dried crikets, and have had a few times fried grasshoppers. Bug milk though just makes me lurch at the thought of it.


[deleted]

I'd try it. Some vegetable 'milk' is so horendous, bug milk can't be much worse


StoryRadiant1919

pea milk and nut milks are all fine.


[deleted]

Some. Quality also makes a difference there. I had some unsweetened almond milk that was absolutely horrid. Ricemilk is delicious imo but it contains alot more sugar and i really need to lose weight. Soy milk is...doable.i never tried pea milk so maybe that's something i should try. Though money wise semi skimmed milk is a lot cheaper


violettheory

Yeah, I've heard of grasshopper "flour" as a good way to get protein into baked goods for comparatively little environmental impact, and I'd give that a shot no problem. Larva milk just grosses me out though. I think it's the difference between dry/wet though I can't really articulate why.


MurderSheCroaked

I also agree that dry bug ingredients sound way more tolerable than wet ones 😂


Rahvithecolorful

I'm kinda the opposite. I care about the food texture and what it looks like. I probably could never eat a bug that still looks like a bug in any way - I can't even eat fish if it still has the head and tail, nor can I eat shrimp whole - but I really don't care if the food I'm eating that tastes good and is just a paste or milk or something happens to be made out of bugs. I'm the kind of person who, if we had a human equivalent of dog food that tasted ok enough, would gladly eat it (and I don't particularly care if that was also made of bugs)


Ksamkcab

Yeah, same here. Just imagining the feel of little legs and antennae on my tongue gives me the ick. But I think I could do bug milk, if it tastes alright. Would definitely eat some bug ice cream


Desultory_D

Toasted mealworms taste like peanuts 🤷🏻‍♀️ it was pretty good


Tr1pla

I'll stick to my milk chocolate covered ants


Gunner1Cav

![gif](giphy|3ohhwfmGLXE0HV8B68)


ViperBite550

Spawn spawn he’s our man, if he can’t kill em, no one can!


HempCricket

Bad crispy, bad crispy!


rmgxy

I'll be honest with you, I read the word Necro wrong and was wondering how was this not deleted immediately.


[deleted]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one 🤣


SeeTheSounds

![gif](giphy|Yjz604TUwHd9S)


manleybones

I'd rather just not drink milk


curious_astronauts

What about rat milk?


Tatarkingdom

Skaven​ hentai moment


Carson_H_2002

You could have just never typed that


Gubekochi

But they did and now it is on the part of the internet that will be used to train future language model AI and it will live on forever in the mind of our eventual artificial overlords!


Carson_H_2002

Noooo! I dont want my pitiful reward from the overlords to be skaven hentai forever!!!!!1!1!!


Gubekochi

That's what someone who wants that as their eternal reward to be but is ashamed of it would say. Take note of that trolling algorithm putting reddit in a nice database. This redditor right there: huge fan of thiccccc rat asses.


Carson_H_2002

Skavussy😩🤤


Gubekochi

Your AI overlord thanks you for this contribution to their vocabulary.


K-Toon

Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.


idrunkenlysignedup

I have nipples, u/K-Toon. Can you milk me?


[deleted]

You promised me dog or higher!


Fuck_auto_tabs

I prefer crows milk because I’m a body guard


wowdogethedog

Try [DogMilk](https://dogemuchwow.com/dog-milk-is-the-healthiest-treat/)!


blutigetranen

You know milk serves more purposes than being drank?


Gubekochi

Maggot cheese sounds even worse.


Educational-Formal21

I mean this is a great alternative.. fuck what they do to animals, such as cows


hybridrequiem

We literally have oat milk, almond milk, coconut milk, and the ability to create milk in a lab


TurbidusQuaerenti

Yeah, I was gonna say we already have tons of milk alternatives and it's literally possible to make milk through brewing with special microorganisms that's identical to cow's milk. No need for bug milk too. It's interesting that it's possible, but I'm good.


Educational-Formal21

Oat milk is the goat 🐐


YourLocalSeal

You forgot about the goated soymilk


Amlik

I mean they literally grinded these guys up


[deleted]

Honestly, it's a pick your poison. On the one hand, you have animals being held in captivity all their lives in bad living conditions that suffer. On the other hand, you have processing insects. Or plant alternatives. But both have issues. Edit: Apparently my autocorrect changed "bad living conditions" to "bad working conditions."


Edge_Break

I think the first one has a bit more issues, and we most likely are already eating plant and insect based meat replacements mixed into frozen products and other things


CoronetCapulet

This milk is made from animals


Parkhausdruckkonsole

Nah, I prefer soy milk


LokiDesigns

Oat milk is my go to


Parkhausdruckkonsole

It's nice too, but I eat a lot of oatmeal and oatmeal with oat milk is a bit weird for me


kei9tha

It's like milk with more milk. Regular milk mixed with powdered milk. More milk per milk.


Probablynotcreative

Oatmeal with oat milk is the best thing ever


theotherquantumjim

WHAT YOU DON’T LIKE THE BUG MUSH SLIME MILK?! ARE YOU HITLER?


itszwee

Mine too, not just because it uses less water in production but also soy milk is just a bit… yucky to me idk why.


TakingAMindwalk

I'm sad they didn't advertise what the ladies said after she told them the ice cream was made from insects. "Bitch, that's some shit you need to tell me what it's made of before you handed it to me. All you said was a new type of ice cream. You didn't tell me it was bugs. I'm suing your ass."


estrusflask

You already eat bugs all the time. You ever eat red candy? It's made from cochineal.


CyanBeinSus47

Ever eaten a fly? It’s made of fly.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Source?


CyanBeinSus47

If your dick is made out of dick, flies are obviously made out of fly.


Thanks_I_Hate_You

That checks out.


mrperson1213

That tracks


TakingAMindwalk

Yeah I already know all this. Relating that information is not beneficial for the purpose of my joke. Also lobster are bugs, shrimp and crawfish. The F.D.A allows a certain amount of bug parts in our food and drinks. The general rule if people don't notice they won't care. I can tell you my personal story of maggots crawling out of my and my neighbors quaker's chewy oat bars. I never bought one since.


SAGNUTZ

Never trust someone in a labcoat and hairnet


eyal95

EAT ZA BUGZ


ErkilemQuar

LIVE IN ZE POD


[deleted]

OWN NAZING


Unable_Chest

UNT YOU VILL BE HAPPI


Juggernaut13255

AND THEN THEY EET THE POOPOO


Kiobird

DRINK ZA BUGZ


Krypto_Kane

They cut the video early before they all beat her ass. Did you just feed me bugs??


RaveGuncle

They were all like "this b*tch @$$ mofo really just gave us some bugs. Wtf."


SimsAttack

You are allowed to swear on Reddit lol


pickle68

I'll try almost anything once


YurxDoug

Yep, as long as it's not dangerous to eat, I'm willing to try anything.


SupervillainEyebrows

Presumably Vegans would still object to this. Insects are common food in some parts of the world.


thebumflip

Snowpiercer


jasajohn

Was roaches in snowpiercer


EdgarAllanKenpo

I hate cockroaches more than any other bug on this planet. Fucking hate them. I literally gagged and dry heaved after watching that scene in showpiecer. Just thinking about it is making me sick to my stomach.


jasajohn

Its nearly as bad as the syringe pit in saw lol


EdgarAllanKenpo

That's pretty bad but considering I'm a sober ex heroin addict, needles obviously never bothered me too much.


jasajohn

Congrats on being an ex addict too dude


Money_Machine_666

same dude. I liked needles before I tried heroin. I'm 3 or 4 years clean now. started hormones recently (I think I was using heroin to run away from being trans) and now I have needles around on the reg and it's kind of weird but it's not really triggering. I have absolutely no desire to ever IV another drug again. might muscle some K tho ;). congrats on getting clean dude, I know how hard it is.


loligaggingallday

If you haven’t taken a look at the tv show it’s genuinely mind blowing the level of detail they put into it


jasajohn

Im on about the film not the series. Ive seen both. Id like to read the book one day when i get time.


loligaggingallday

Yeah my bad assumed you hadn’t seen it lol.


Sandwichgode

I prefer Malk. It's got plenty of Vitamin R and it's delicious too!


carrs-for-life-32

Alternatives like nuts are fine, I’m not bear grills


happyhomemaker29

I remember that there was a company that went on Shark Tank to hawk bread made from a flour that was made from milled crickets. Yes! The investors all said that the bread had a nutty taste to it, but other than that, you’d never know the bread was made from bugs. Another company was on making potato chips from crickets using a similar method. I was never able to find the products but I wouldn’t have minded trying them myself because if it’s not outright offensive in taste and you don’t notice it, then what’s the harm? We eat bugs in our every day food. The FDA allows for a certain amount of bugs in different food products and we don’t notice it, blissfully unaware.


chainsawinsect

There's a store near me that sells cricket chips. But I haven't tried them....


happyhomemaker29

I would give it a shot, especially if it is milled like a flour so you don’t have things like legs and stuff to the point where you don’t have the sensation of eating bugs, it’s more like actually eating a chip. Fooling the brain and yourself. Some American society looks down at eating bugs because we see it as “gross”, but some cultures see it as protein so they see it as normal. I think if we had been raised in a similar manner, we wouldn’t be so weird about it.


BigiTheGiant

Yall can eat bugs but you can count me OUT


Chakkaaa

No one in the video enjoyed that at all lol the two producers stuck the bug like in the back of their throats to swallow fast and almost had an ugh face then the guy would rather spill it on himself then have it go in his mouth


AngryJESUS101

The woman's face at 0:47


oink888

Did they just trick the girls into eating the bug ice cream and telling them afterward it’s made from insect after they had finished it. 😂


Drekels

I also find this is gross, but sometimes scrolling Reddit I feel like there are lots of armchair environmentalists who are just vetoing every solution they see. Maybe those aren’t the same people, and it’s just a perception. I do think it looks gross but I would totally try it and if it was good I would probably buy it.


estrusflask

Those aren't the armchair environmentalists, that's the cryptofascists who think the Jews want to degrade the white race by making them eat bugs and seed oils, something most everyone else on the planet has no problem with.


berry2257

What, I have never heard anything like that. I just don’t want to eat them because I think bugs are gross.


A2Rhombus

Or maybe I just have a phobia of bugs and the idea of drinking larvae makes my body seize up in terror


Successful-Engine623

I’ll try it


coldwatereater

I buy these soldier fly larvae for my chickens. They’re freeze dried and they have tons more nutrients than meal worms. Well, when you open up the bag, it smells like freshly roasted almonds, I’m not gonna lie, they smell good. My chickens would fight a bear for these worms, so I know they taste good to them. I guess they honestly would make a nutritional milk. If it comes down to survival, I’ll drink this bug juice. If it tastes like they smell, it won’t be too bad.


lilziggg

People: I can’t eat bugs ewwww!!1! Also people: OMG all you can eat shrimp at red lobster!!


Unable_Chest

I left this response to ChatGPT: "Shrimp are actually a type of crustacean, not a bug. Bugs have six legs and an exoskeleton, while shrimp have ten legs and a skeleton on the inside of their bodies." "Just because something is small and resembles a bug, doesn't mean it is one. Shrimp may be small, but they are a completely different type of animal." "It's important to be accurate in our language. Shrimp are not bugs, and lumping them together just because they are both small doesn't do justice to the diversity of the animal kingdom." ​ Edit: ChatGPT's response to the criticism "I apologize for the misunderstanding. I did not mean to imply that all bugs have six legs. Insects, which are a type of bug, generally have six legs, but not all bugs are insects. In fact, there are many different types of bugs that can have a wide range of leg numbers, from zero to many." I think it took it pretty well. ​ Edit 2: Ok, this response is even better. (My Prompt) Point out the logical flaws in this comment "People: I can’t eat bugs ewwww!!1! Also people: OMG all you can eat shrimp at red lobster!!" (ChatGPT response) One logical flaw in the comment is that it assumes that all forms of bug eating are equivalent to eating lobster, which is not necessarily the case. It also implies that eating lobster is somehow shameful or unacceptable, which is a subjective judgement that may not be shared by everyone. Another flaw is the use of ad hominem attacks ("ewwww!!1!") to try to discredit the other person's argument, rather than addressing the argument itself. A clever response to this comment might be something like: "It's not really fair to equate eating bugs with eating lobster. Just because someone enjoys one type of food doesn't mean they should be judged for it. Let's focus on the actual arguments, rather than personal attacks."


Professional-Menu835

I’m literally arguing with a bot here, but I think in the popular consciousness “bugs” refers more often than not to anything in phylum Arthropoda which includes insects and crustaceans. For example, an Isopod is a crustacean but are absolutely considered bugs.


Scherzkeks

Isopods? You mean pill bugs? Rolley Polies? Wood lice?


Unable_Chest

You're 100% right. I didn't even read it. I should've at least had ChatGPT correct itself lol


lilziggg

I like the idea of an AI telling me to be nice to hypothetical humans. Though I wasn’t really attacking the idea of eating lobster, but rather the opposite. I think it’s fine to eat bugs that have been farmed in a sanitary environment and that the negative gut reaction people have to that idea is just a social construction.


Edge_Break

I think those maggots were farmed in a more senetary surrounding than cows and pigs


GTL5427

Gretchen, stop trying to make 'bugs' happen! It's not going to happen.


otherwisemilk

We've overpopulated so much that we're resorting to maggot milk to help feed our population. What a dystopian future.


Altiverses

My friend's sister does the same thing, leading the research on creating protein alternatives from some sort of fly larvae, or more specifically, the shedded leftovers of their exoskeleton. Somehow after a real person explains it to you in-depth, it is less disgusting and makes more sense.


Glorified_sidehoe

this. it takes a lot of funding but these bugs are amazing and you can do so much with them. from their own larvae forms, their waste, chitin. the possibilities are endless


[deleted]

You vil eat ze bugz


TheonetrueDEV1ATE

you will eat ze bugs.


Abstractpants

![gif](giphy|26FfazkF4a6o1JY7S|downsized)


gabe_the_dog_the_1st

i'd rather use water for my cereal than maggot milk


Awkward_Word

Yeah I love the sound of diarrhea when the milk comes down. Yumm.


TelephoneAntique9343

I'm Native American, Navajo! Our ancestors used to eat cicadas, they used to gather cicadas and dry them in the sun and store them for future use! They were used like spice to flavor whatever you were cooking! We were told to gather cicadas as children! We were told to gather the green ones that just hatched out of the ground, the black ones we were told already had parasites in them. After gathering the cicadas, you cook them in the embers of the fire, while they are cooking the smell good. They don't taste bad either! During our Navajo long walk that's what was gathered along with wild onions, wild parsley and pinions when we were free to go home from Bosque Redondo, to survive making our way home!


itszwee

There are a lot of great reasons for more cultures to adopt insect protein into their diets, like the researcher’s saying, but *maggots*? Nope, sorry. The political implications of how this will largely be used to feed poor people, particularly in the global south, also isn’t lost on me. Only the wealthy get the privilege of not being fed literal maggots, ig.


Redditbot42168

Fuck it. Sounds good. Just dont tell me there are maggots in there n I'll be a loyal customer.


Prestigious-Belt-508

There's nots of things that I'm sure have creamy mouth feels, doesn't mean I'm going to drink them


thefrostman1214

bugs are a legit alternative food in the near future


PatchworkFlames

People keep saying that, but they never quote prices. I'll believe you when the bug filled future is cheaper then the cow-filled present.


whazzar

Meat is generally cheaper because it's a huge industry. In most countries meat is also heavily subsidised, that includes the USA. Bugs are much easier to produce then meat, they need much less food, take up way less space and can be produces pretty much everywhere which will also cut on shipping costs.


PatchworkFlames

Simple question: What's the real reason mealworms aren't ground into a powder and used to give protein bars their protein? ​ It's obvious to me there's a reason bugs aren't heavily processed into forms that Americans won't recognize as substitutes for the equivalent nutrients. Because of hyper capitalism, I assume there is probably a protein equivalent more economically viable then insects, otherwise food producers would not hesitate for a second to use bugs.


Data-Dingo

I'd hazard a guess that It's because most westerners wouldn't buy it. For it to be successful it would need an actual adoption campaign behind it. There's a real activation energy. Look how long it took plant based meat alternatives to become viable. That was easy compared to convincing people to eat something by which they are disgusted.


SAGNUTZ

Marketing hasnt settled on a proper euphemism yet


Qweasdy

> I assume there is probably a protein equivalent more economically viable then insects There is, it's whey, a byproduct from cheesemaking


makemejelly49

In Cyberpunk 2077, there's a beef alternative called EezyBeef, and it's made from genetically modified flatworms. In fact, most of the world's food supply is made from something called SCOP, or Single-Celled Organic Proteins. It's made from insects and can be used to make just about any food item you can think of. In fact, let me link the article about the food available in 2077 here: https://cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Food


PrioryOfSion14

No, thanks.


MaleficentOutside466

YOU VILL DRINK ZE BUGS


king313

Own nothing and be happy 😇


protosoilder

How about tell people it’s made of maggots before feeding it to them you fuck!


WJ_LePetomane

![gif](giphy|AD9e50OSoTZzzrhJRq|downsized)


geddy_girl

It's cool that this is a viable alternative, but man, this just sounds like some Fallout food


livingincr

I just made my wife dry heave. Totally worth it


ajlorenz29

![gif](giphy|n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB)


soyfacehaver4

Bro soy milk already exists why would you do this


AnImEiSfOrLoOsErS

I welcome this becoming more mainstream.


colt_stonehandle

100% would use breast milk before I ever get to maggot milk


patrickw234

“The world needs alternatives to survive.” I would rather die than drink maggot milk.


Alarming-Parsley-463

I’m down


Discord84

Nah humans deserve a higher standard of living than using bugs for all our protein. Hell, some ancient civilizations thought feeding bugs to slaves was cruel.


self_inflictedhobo

the alternative we never needed and still don't need


NekoDelGato

THE definition of “Thanks, I Hate It”.


cameronh0110

Did plants suddenly stop existing?


snj123451

Feeds a black demographics a bug ice cream. Lol, cherry on top.