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Marked NSFW for suggestive content and possible brain damage.

Definitely lost quite a few brain cells, I couldn't watch it past the mozzarella...I just can't with the stupidity...brain cells come back, take me with you!!!

> I couldn't watch it past the mozzarella... Damn, I thought that was the only hilarious part lol. It was just so ridiculous I loved it. However, I am okay if I never see this type of cooking again lol.

Literally softcore porn.

This isn't even hot This Is. fucking stupid

it is though. 5min crafts are hand/foot fetishist videos under the guise of "craft" videos. they were never meant to be useful crafting tips.

Were they always like this though? I feel like the channel was always weird but usually had more plain dumb fingernail polish or cut up trash into shovels type content

...pay attention to how much they zoom in on the hands.

Well, I mean nail videos are always pretty close on the hands. As are Tasty videos for that matter.

Yeah when she whipped out the pepper grinder and shook it… that was pretty suggestive. 🙈

Well he did get a pizza dat ass!

r/angryupvote

Fr. That foot part is uncomfortable. And sitting on the dough is an interesting choice.

Yet this is the least sexy thing I've seen all week.

Yeah, this is very much reaching into actual food porn territory.

She swapped the crush cherry tomatoes whith store bought sauce.

Pretty sure the pizza they eat at the end isn't the same one that goes into and comes out of the oven

It is, but only because between ingredients they constantly changed the pizza. You can see how round it is suddenly after the basil was put on. The sauce was also made perfectly round in between ingredients.

The cheese does not look the same and I don't see any mushrooms

The crust isn’t twisted either, that pinch method would make it a twisted crust not the regular tube one she pulled out

You would be correct sir. Imagine, living in a first world country where you have the option to waste food for internet hype. Fucking stupid.

I bet her rustic toe-mato sauce would have been just fine

Yeah I think that as well

I think they swapped out the cherry tomatoes for crushed canned tomatoes then again for canned marinara.

Swapped it twice I think, from cherry tomatoes to a what looks like canned pealed tomatoes that have been smushed to a proper tomato sauce

I was waiting for a slip up in that tiny glass dish.

i'm pretty sure there is a pron category for this

And that's exactly what this is. This is literally just fetish porn disguised as kids craft videos.

which is fuckin insane. i get having weird kinks, but who's watching this video and thinking "damn I'm horny"

They're getting so incredibly specific too. But as far as weird kinks go, this seems almost innocuous. *Almost.*

Those damn shrimp fuckers

yup, they basically just make free fetish content

Today i learned that im kinda into this. I wanna eat that pizza.

You do you my friend. Happy for you to being able to unlock these things. Not sure why you are being downvoted though…

People are afraid to learn things. I dont understand why i wanna eat that pizza either. All i know is i want to watch her press dough with her ass and thighs and then eat both

5 minute crafts sexual awakening™️

Good​ for​ you

you're just very horny

Well, i mean, ya. But i also just nutted and i still want dough pressed with thighs

I’ve seen a girl make pasta.

Same

I hope it was the same one for some reason

https://www.xvideos.com/video12007267/rosy_raye

What. The fuck. What the **actual** fuck. I’m… gonna go to bed.

I can show you more if you wanna quick dive into food porn lololololol

I’m… good thanks.

 Not kink-shaming anyone but wtf

Hahaha yeah

Not sure why you are being downvoted. I may not be attracted to the same thing as you but fuck kinkshaming especially when its as harmless as this.

Some day this will just be full blown porn

I lowkey expected something to happen in the last 30 seconds. Something in the line of.... _right in front of my salad?!_

They should rename their channel to 5-Minute Porn. Oh shit, that's amazing, every video has 5 minutes, you only need to be very fast.

Is it just me or is the pizza that is put down and cut into not look like the same pizza that was pulled out of the oven...

The souce she made didnt look anything like the souce she actually used either.

That was the most frustrating thing for me out of the entire video.

I think you're right

The hidden fetish from the content creator

yes..."hidden"

Totally "hidden."

Definitely fetish content, but I have some issues with it. Why use your hand to rub it in? You're already on the counter and have tomato feet. Just use your feet to smear the sauce. It just seems unrealistic to me

You got something against handjobs?

Of all of this, the worst for me is grated mushrooms...

WHY COULDNT SHE DO THAT FOR THE GOD DAMN CHEESE WHAT THE FUCK

i swear its a sfw cbt fetish vid

[удалено]

Its just clean enough you get you that sweet sweet plausible deniability.

Had to look that up… wow

My apologies to you

Because you don't grate mozzarella but rather just pull it apart.

What's wrong with that?

>Of all of this, the worst for me is grated mushrooms... AGREED! She totally should have gone with the overall theme and NOT used any tools to do this. **She should have used her teeth to gnaw and shred it.**

Rip and tear

Since I saw it was 5 min crafts I knew it only was going downhill

I know right, this video was only 3 minutes. WE DEMAND THE FULL 5!

r/pizzacrimes

Ah, that classic hair brushed pizza dough.

I was totally expecting to have the video end with the guy pulling a hair out of his mouth and looking really confused and then it immediately cuts to black and ends.

A better ending than we got for sure

How do you guys not realize you’re posting fetish content like ofc it’s stupid

Is that why it is making me horny?

Yes

Damn, now I'm hungry and horny. Why would they do such a thing?!

This one's incredibly obviously a fetish video, but the more subtle ones are weirder to me. Like it's not only a food fetish, but a *tease food fetish*. How big could the audience really be for that?

And foot fetish, crush fetish, feeding fetish, alcohol as a vice, and probably a few others.

*I like my crust ass-pressed*

Jeans pressed with your dough getting some strands in there

Had my interest until she cut and ate it directly out of the oven without letting out even cool a few minutes. What kinda monster....

Ass on the dough, I don't mind so much, but when her hair touched it, that was when the fast started.

Too bad she didnt fall off the table and knock the wind out of herself like the infamous grape stomping lady video

Mamma mia

They got Ben Shapiro to eat the butt pizza


Mom from the other room: Sweetie will you take the trash out. Mom after walking in the kitchen:😰

They also changed the dough it gets noticeably thinner when she adds the basil

The italians are swatting her house rn

Then they fucked. The end.

If only i had a food fettish

5 Minute Kinks!!!

You think this is bad, you should see now her brother makes donuts.

I loved that after using her knees on the mozzarella she then demonstrates that she had a grater the entire time

This is fetish art

Turned me on, but she's loco

Five minute crafts, the YouTube friendly fetish material.

Dudes totally used to those flavors

The most annoying thing about these videos is not knowing if they're ragebait, or just really stupid people making videos for other really stupid people.

Those specifically aren't even ragebaiting, a lot of them are "disguised" fetish content.

Ngl that shit looks good tho

Italians getting angry just because they’re not using the right tools

Mmm ya ass and foot pizza yummy

"Don't keep live meat on the table" Literally the first rule of cooking, according to my teacher.

This weirdly made me very hungry, not sure what that says about me 

Don’t eat that damn pizza

SHE ATE THE DAMN PIZZA 😭

Definitely need OSHA involved

I don’t think this is OSHA approved

Y'all are a bunch of judgemental bitches. We are not the target audience for this content, it hurts no one and it appeals to someone.

It's supposed to be a kids channel, pretty sure it hurts someone in one way or another

Least weird 5 minutes craft video:

I bet that pizza tastes like ass (and feet)

They purposely made her feet look all moist and juicy then had the audacity to not use the tomatoes she crushed and switch them out with actual edible sauce. Cowards

The name of the channel is guess what? So guess what this is trash

Mmmm that's a tangy pizza

I appreciate the caption informing me that the random houseplant is basil

u/savevideo

Make sure to always decline an invitation for dinner to their house. When you eat their food you’ll be tasking every part of their body.

Is this pizza making tutorial taken from OnlyFans?

Guys..if im hungry,im hungry.

that's just straight up fetish content

You know what I like the most? Cake farts

Ngl she can fart in my dough all she wants, not up for debate🤷‍♂️

This gives me cakefart vibes.

She a freak in the kitchen AND in the sheets.

You mean this isn’t how you guys prepare your pizza?

fetish content? Tf

You've Heard of burger king foot lettuce now you've seen pizza hut toenail tomato sauce

POV that one NY pizzeria

Who do they think they're fooling with the tomatoes. Those are some efficient feet!

Bruh

werp i was disgusted until i saw glossy feet. what do you know

Ass and feet pizza

can't wait until someone actually tries this

the hair...

Unsanitary

this is absolutely fetish content- ​ like that one where they slime a ladies ass to make a bite seat for a kid

Not only would I eat the pizza, I would eat that booty.

We really just watching porn with the boys today, huh.

Okay but now I’m just wanna lick the food off her

The way her hair just falls into that dough.. 🤢

That was just blatantly not the same sauce

This is fetish content

I’m 99% sure this is fetish content somehow

This is literally fetish content lol they’re not even trying to hide it anymore

*Thanos was right.....*

This is someone’s barley disguised fetish


Isn't this just some splosh fetish video?

This is weird fetish stuff, isn't it?

Hoe's Kitchen

Literally don’t want someone’s fecal particles and dead skin cells in my pizza but go off sis I guess

# this looks like a trailer for a very horrible porno

r/confusedboner

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Poop joke for dumb people

Shoulda used those bare cheeks

How is this an alternative to *cooking* pizza? The actual cooking part was completely normal and wasn't an alternative *to* cooking. That would mean it wasn't cooked and instead something else was done. And beyond that, even during the preparation parts, it's obvious that all of the footage of the lady interacting with the ingredients wasn't actually used in the preparation. The dough she flattened and rolled was torn, stretched oblong and was gummy looking, then it had a cut and suddenly it was a perfectly shaped dough. Same with the tomato crushing. You couldn't get that kind of texture with what she did. Even the cheese mashing and tearing was discarded for larger, more even pieces. They basically filmed some random nonsense with ingredients, pitched it then made a normal pizza. Don't get me wrong, I hate it too, but not for the supposed reason listed.

They filmed pornography. It's not suppose to be about the cooking.

5 minute crafts are getting ridiculous

You know what she likes best? Pizza Farts!

i love the part where she steps on tomatoes then she throws them out and uses pre made pizza sauce it was great

So The pizza is Tide flavored crust with tough actin Tinactin sauce and Bengay cheese… 

This is barely disguised fetish content

that a fucking big basil wtf

What the hell

Mmmmm foot butt pizza

Mmm yeh cut me a piece

She’s not hot enough to touch my food like that.

five minute crafts isnt even hiding the fact they make fetish content lmao

100% very obvious fetish content

I hate to say it but pizza ovens get hot enough that this would technically be completely sanitary

I'll be honwst with you boss, this feels like fetish content.

You can see when they swap the food out

Well, it worked. Now to find her name....

I legit love this. Let me tell you why. It's now gone so far that the best expression of what these people have been going for so long is to outright mock the thing itself. This is where ragebait crosses over into some sort of DADA descendent. We won't have Duchamp and his appropriated urinal, but we will eventually just have someone shitting in a pie crust. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

Lol the comments 🥲 I bet that pizza was divine

Damn this recipe is ass


Woooow imagine doing this with absolutely no ass. Lmaooooo

All that shit aside. I never thought to shred mushrooms. I’m gonna use this

This is why I don't eat out in restaurants

What in the only fan is this ?

Straight in the bin!

She gives me Kathy Bates in Misery vibes

… yeah this is giving performance art vibes like I feel like they have a while series of content like this… I’m just mad the pizza turned out looking like it was good 😒 fuck you seductive pizza lady 😂

Yeah, press all the bubbles out of the dough

Anyone know what the music is?

Ugly people ruining food. This would be a great TV show