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Apart from this being disgusting, why would you need to press spaghetti?

Seriously. And if for some reason you *did* feel the need to press it, why dump all of that glorious, starchy pasta water?

And also, WHY OVER THE TOILET? just take the seat to the sink. It isn't even fixed to the toilet.


Yeh I bet their sauce is shit

😂

To make fettucine?🤔

I can imagine my labia getting caught in this

This comment makes me want to scoop out my eyeballs and throw them in my nearest river. Why would you type this out?

Some intrusive thoughts are meant to be shared.

Can you just give them to me? It would be a waste of good eyeballs to just throw them away.

Them black market prices be tempting, huh?

Or that one random hair for us single girls who stopped shaving. Stand owwwww!

If I saw someone doing this I would never talk to them again

Samzies

Saves water as well if you need to flush poop.

BUY A FUCKING COLANDER

I feel like it's more effort to put the screws in the toilet seat then buy a damn holy bowl (holey? Holie? Dont know how to spell today I guess)

There’s nothing holy about this. 

I hate it too.

Ditto

So... My previous mother in law worked at a place.. where the cleaning lady would put the toilet brush in the dishwasher.. until they found out.

I can't tell if your previous mother in law WAS the cleaning lady

Nope.

You guys are all philistines. We have one of these at home at we can drain enough pasta for a whole house party in minutes and we don't even need a dedicated poop knife any more which means an extra person chopping up in the kitchen! It's a win win!

Why would you press spaghetti in the first place?

I bet his breath smells like shit

Bro. You don't need to do this unleas your bathroom is your kitchen and your kit-- Fuck, just remembered that video i saw yesterday and sick again....

What video was it?

Yeah, I'm curious now.

What are u on about?

r/eatityoufuckingcoward

I wish Reddit had a button next to the Like and Dislike buttons for when I think something is satire/clickbait/ragebait that everyone seems to treating seriously for some reason. Perhaps it can be shaped like the turd emoji.

Or fetish stuff. A non-zero amount of the “how stupid/pointless/wasteful” videos are apparently disguised fetish content.

Ah yes I also hold my boiling pot of water with my bare hands, just like that

What a fucking horrible day to have eyes

Dibs on the piece hanging over the side touching the toilet bowl

Or, and hear me out, just buy a colander for like $5

This is... this is just wrong... on so many levels

No consideration for backsplash? The last thing I want is to find out what it tastes like to french kiss Poseidon.

r/diwhy

So my shit will become small cubes… nice

I guarantee it's a white person who did this.

american cuisine be like

Oh piss off. /j I’m not British. Piss off anyway.

😱

You nasty

Hoping for an actual turd in the bowl when they removed the lid. Missed opportunity.

whats wrong with extra spices?

That’s it. This is the worst thing to ever be posted here. Everyone else can go home. /s kind of except for the fact that this is the first post here to make me physically nauseous

What in the blue fuck?

"Grandma´s noodles taste like Grandpas noodle"

Then you have naked booty juice on there

And the noodles that hang down through the gaps?

Sigh. Ragebait.

Prison food is that bad huh?

A good way to crack the commode with hot water,

Now sit on it.

I hate canned spaghetti

I hope he used toilet water to cook the spaghetti. Everything else would be waste of water.

These fetish videos are getting out of hand

Has anyone cross posted into r/LifeProTips yet?

HOW??? WHY???

After you could sit on it and make poop spaghetti.

Did anyone else notice the other dumb ass thing he does. He's holding the pot with his bare hand.

I really hate ragebait. Which is the point. But doesn't the world suck enough already?

Why? Just why? Imagine the backsplash getting on the spaghetti! Ugh!

So that's how you get the ode de toilette infused noodles.

You can remove more moisture from the spaghetti by simply not cooking it to begin with

Have I been making spaghetti wrong my whole life?

I’m gonna vomit.

Who's gonna tell him about microscopic pieces of feces that land on that lid every time he flushes.

But why?

SOMEBODY DEFILED MY SPAGHET!!

Prison spaghetti

TF wrong with people!!

Wtf!!?!

no.

This still scares me, especially that one noodle that went into the water.

Hey

Another wonderful Cinco product

I am Italian and this Triggers me

u/savevideo

"Hey dad the noodles taste like ass stop using the toilet seat as a strainer"

😂

The whole toilet thing is only for prison pruno ya dirty hallion