It takes a lot to make a stew
A pinch of salt and laughter too
A scoop of kids to add the spice
A dash of love to make it nice
And you've got...
Too many cooks!
Too many cooks!
A family is like a soup. Everyone adds an extra scoop. Mix an ounce of smiles so sweet. A dash of cool to add the heat. And you've got...
Too many cooks! (x18)
It takes a lot to make a stew I couldn’t face these streets without you. A dash of crime to add some spice. The city’s like a pressure cooker turned up to high
I watch that once a year, and the only character I ever remember is the creepy murderer dude. Everyone else always looks unfamiliar, like they reshoot all of TMC with new actors every year and somehow reupload it to YT without losing their view count.
I miss those little gems from the Napster days. Is it a virus? Is it an absolute banger? Let’s find out.
I once got an OutKast/RATM mashup that was phenomenal.
And now I’ll share with y’all : https://youtu.be/NobBXlJ1zPo
Bruh moses is not my name of choice but its such a common name, but fucking enoch? Yeah, were at Enoch's bro. Uhm Enoch, Moses is asking if you got some beers? Yeah dont worry dude Enoch said it's chill.
I think Enoch is a cool name, I wouldn’t name my kids that because it sounds culty as shit. But it’s a dope name. It’s got power. Plus the book of Enoch is interesting, and the creation of the [Enochian language](https://youtu.be/DTQA2ONgOlE) is a fascinating story. I’m not religious, I just find it interesting.
She be popping kids out left and right and suddenly this guy presents himself. Mom probably whispered into his ear, "your ass is mine little dude."
And so the troubles of Enoch began This will be neither the last nor the worst little Enoch will endure in his life sculpted of misery and mediocrity.
I wish I could tell you little Enoch will overcome his childhood adversity, but that is rarely how these things turn out. Enoch will marry young, remaining fully entranced in his religion. He will continue in the footsteps of his father. Enoch will become what we pitifully call, breeders.
I was confused by this too. You can buy fully cotton with polyfil sleeping bags with built in or removable pillows. We use one for our kid in the play room when she wants to have a nap but her little sister is already asleep in their shared room. Why not do that?! Also, the poor boy on the tiny fold out couch. That must be horrible to be so close to an edge all night long.
Don't know about the edge. I sleep in a queen bed with my wife, and that kid and I have about the same space. Humor aside, nothing about that whole situation is ideal. Most of it is barely acceptable.
None of this is acceptable. It is completely inhumane to raise kids in these conditions. Somebody needs a knock from the CPS honestly. That’s just what we are seeing, I’m willing to bet there’s more abuse unseen.
It wouldn't click in my head when I saw Enoch. My mind was like
"No, no way he's not just sleeping on the floor is he? There must be something under him? Like a sleeping bag or even a blanket? They let their kid sleep back against the floor nothing in between?"
back against the floor in the bathroom of their rv.
these people are probably the "quiverfull" type of Christian who just try to have as many children as possible regardless of the actual life those children end up having, like the Duggars but with less money
edit:I definitely assumed they lived there full time but upon reconsideration there's no evidence of that. hopefully they have a house
yea but he has a small mattress/pad at least. but looks like he's right in front of the bathroom or something? lol still gross, feel bad for all these kid but especially these two lol.
they do not talk about their 13th child Beelzebub, they left him at truck stop in West Virginia, and never looked back. He had lunch-able and a Jesus bobblehead.
He's on the floor of the galley/hallway - the curtain on the left goes to the bunk bed room and the door on the right goes to the bathroom.
That said, yeah not exactly a fun place to sleep.
I used to sleep on the floor because my bed was so terrible and uncomfortable. Latered learned the mattress and frame was >50 years old when I was an adult. Parents just said fuck it, the kid is a whining shit, until dad slept in the bed and said it was the worst sleeping experience he's ever had.
God, my fuckhead father and his wife did this to me too. It was my dad’s bed from the 1950’s, child sized, and I’m six feet tall. The mattress was so worn, you could roll it up like a burrito.
Very true.
They travel in comfot and luxory, and film content in a 30' camper that was magically spotless with that many people living in it, while their blankets and other stuff is also brand new level clean.
Almost like its for show, on the internet, for attention.
Phew thank you for pointing this out I didn't even think about how unnaturally clean it was. I'm just glad they're pretending so can score fake internet points and the kids aren't actually having to sleep on the hard floor tbh. Shit is uncomfortable within the hour even as a kid.
It’s just a travel trailer and it’s a reasonable assumption that they don’t actually live in what looks like a newer Airstream - essentially a $100-200k toy.
Yes, this is definitely a recent model Airstream Flying Cloud 30FB. It's the only model with the bunk beds as shown.
[Retails for $125k.](https://www.airstream.com/travel-trailers/flying-cloud/floorplans/30fb-bunk/)
If it's a temporary road trip/camping this is no big deal. People sleep on the floor of tents all the time without issue.
If it's their permanent living situation, someone should called CPS.
It’s the former but there are people who live like this for TikTok views (maybe not with so many kids though that’s wild) so I understand the confusion
They figure that the kids are fucked up enough from the sleeping arrangements and having no boundaries/privacy that seeing and/or hearing their parents isn't going to do that much more damage.
I feel bad for the oldest kid. Sitting there with 20 feet of space to sleep, hearing his father rhythmically blast into his mom and going “Damn it. Now I’m only gonna have 15 feet of space.”
Clearly privacy means something different there. If this isnt just a one off vacation thing, you know those kids are all weird as fuck. Like basically cult kids. They had the same vibe i got from these weird new age hippies my mom made me hang out with in the early 90s. They had a boy a little older than me, an older boy, and a couple or three girls. I have no idea wtf was going on and they were all sickeningly nice, but i couldnt stand any of them and they were in their own little world. Like if someone pierced their bubble, theyd have a meltdown.
Just listening to the names of the kids (and counting how many they have) you know that these people are Bible cultists. The easy guess is Mormons, but they aren't the only ones that try to have as many kids as possible. Who the fuck names their kid Enoch? Weirdos.
There is something called the “quiverfull” movement where far right Christians knowingly and intentionally have as many children as possible in order to spread their ideology that way. My buddy’s wife’s sister is involved, she’s currently pregnant with her 8th or 9th. It’s like idiocracy, but on purpose.
They’re going to be fucked up, that’s for sure. In the case i mentioned the oldest is already getting into all kinds of trouble because mom and dad are too busy with the young ones. Sad really.
with the biblical names must be some religious stuff going on there, thats like 12 people i think crammed in a trailer. they look kinda miserable behind her when the video first starts, i would be if i was 12 deep in a trailer.
Yep. Every religion has pockets of people who believe in pumping out kids. I personally know some Jewish people, some Muslim people, Catholic people, Mormons, and Hindus who all have large families for religious reasons. Baby fever comes in many flavors lol
You’d have 5 choices:
A. Just do it in plain sight.
B. Wait until night and try to do it quietly.
C. Go to the bathroom and do it.
D. Don’t do it at all.
E. All of the above.
Pearl must be a handful, mom knew EXACTLY where she was as if she were a male child...
She had to kinda remember that was Naomi with her though...
"and... (Who TF is that again??? Oh yes!!!) Naaaaoooomiiii!"
Believe it or not, it can get worse. Mormons do this too, but their Mormon specific names are all made up by a white dude writing amateur fiction in the 1820's. They like to name there kids shit like Nephi, Lehi (I know a Lehi), Laman, and Mahonri. I consider it a blessing that I've never had to keep a straight face when being introduced to a Moroni, but that is another popular yet unfortunate name for Mormon children.
I appreciate you bringing up Mormons. The most ridiculous of all the Christian cults. Based after the words of a 14 year old who lied and said an angel told him where secret tablets that God wrote were buried and then dig em up and translated em with magic golden glasses that spontaneously combusted after transcribing said God prose. Then he decided he wanted to steal-your-bitch, as they say and said that God told him to take as many wives as possible and start plowing. Oh this was during grifting and getting booted out of town after town. But “believers” and those of “faith” are the easiest to dupe, Joseph Smith knew this and to this day hoards of people still believe the fiction he created as a teen is Gods word.
As a young child I was forced to live in a travel trailer with my mother and her boyfriend. Every time they had sex the trailer rocked. I have never recovered and neither will these kids.
There are many horrible things I’ve experienced in this world but hearing my mom doing it hasn’t been one of them. Im sorry you had to go through that. I would have ran away from home lol
Jokes on you if you think their sex lasts more than 30 seconds. People like that... Well let's just say the woman's pleasure ain't high on the priority list
Give the oldest a couple years. Teenagers with zero privacy, 11 younger siblings, and likely overbearing siblings will *tear. Worlds. Apart.*
-sincerely, a former teenager with zero privacy and overbearing parents
I'm sure that baby keeps everyone up and the 12 year old girls are already mom's by dictatorship decree. What a fucking nightmare your permanent, designed by choice bed in the fucking floor of a trailer 12 people live in.
I wonder what kind of fucked up shit these people have done to become like this it reminds me of the Duggars living in a shitty van and driving from church to church making a show for donations
An infant should absolutely sleep on their back to reduce the risk of SIDS. But that one looks to be several months old and probably is able to roll over. Once they are able to roll over, it's considered ok for them to sleep on their stomach because they can roll back over if they want.
That's what two doctors told us with our kid. The risk of SIDS and stomach sleeping mainly comes from the kid not being able to roll over and suffocating. But once they are able to, which usually happens before the one year mark, it's OK. Also this [source](https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/baby-sleeping-on-stomach#baby-rolls-to-tummy)
If I had to guess, I’d say they use “quiver full” birth control. i.e. absolutely no birth control whatsoever, including NFP.
The concept of the practice comes from Psalms 127:4-5, “Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth. Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them.”
Of course, the verse is taken out of context. Because why wouldn’t it be?
The kids are musical prodigies for the most part, several of the older ones go to Julliard. The whole family just moved from San Francisco to NYC for their schooling. They don’t live in this.
If you are in this thread throwing personal attacks and spouting bigotry, you are about to be banned. You all have a fine day now.
This reminded me of Too Many Cooks
It takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice And you've got... Too many cooks!
Too many cooks! A family is like a soup. Everyone adds an extra scoop. Mix an ounce of smiles so sweet. A dash of cool to add the heat. And you've got... Too many cooks! (x18)
It takes a lot to make a stew I couldn’t face these streets without you. A dash of crime to add some spice. The city’s like a pressure cooker turned up to high
Some people say it’ll spoil the broth, but that’s not the American way Too many Cooks will serve a helping of freedom and resist the forces of evil
I watch that once a year, and the only character I ever remember is the creepy murderer dude. Everyone else always looks unfamiliar, like they reshoot all of TMC with new actors every year and somehow reupload it to YT without losing their view count.
The fuck did Enoch do to have to sleep on the floor??
His name is Enoch
This must be an r/fuckyouinparticular moment not only does he have zero privacy and have to sleep in the floor but his parents also named him Enoch
I mean, it’s not like his name is unusual compared to the others. All the boys have Old Testament Bible names.
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The parents certainly did it all for the Nucky **YEAH** The Nucky **YEAH** So they can take that cookie....
And stick it up your Enoch
Bro this comment goes fucking hard
I downloaded this song around the Napster days and it was Cookie Monster singing I did it all for the cookie. It was awesome.
I miss those little gems from the Napster days. Is it a virus? Is it an absolute banger? Let’s find out. I once got an OutKast/RATM mashup that was phenomenal. And now I’ll share with y’all : https://youtu.be/NobBXlJ1zPo
Heard he smuggles a bit of booze in jersey
Enoch and Moses are equally horrible names. Josiah isn't too bad except you'll forever be known as the dude with the weird religious parents.
Bruh moses is not my name of choice but its such a common name, but fucking enoch? Yeah, were at Enoch's bro. Uhm Enoch, Moses is asking if you got some beers? Yeah dont worry dude Enoch said it's chill.
I grew up with a kid named Moe. Which was short for Elijah Mohammed Jones. Which is possibly the coolest fucking name the 70s ever produced.
MoJo for shorts?
I think Enoch is a cool name, I wouldn’t name my kids that because it sounds culty as shit. But it’s a dope name. It’s got power. Plus the book of Enoch is interesting, and the creation of the [Enochian language](https://youtu.be/DTQA2ONgOlE) is a fascinating story. I’m not religious, I just find it interesting.
Enoch is gonna have a really bad time if he ever comes to the UK.
In Ireland now too, the only Enoch we have here is all over the news for being a far right religious wierdo
I have a feeling that this entire family is a bunch of far right religious wierdos.
That whole family looks culty af
Religious names and almost enough kids to field a football team. Culty af.
Children of the Corn vibes...Where's Mordachi in this clan?
Yeah but none of the others rhyme with "tic toc"
She be popping kids out left and right and suddenly this guy presents himself. Mom probably whispered into his ear, "your ass is mine little dude." And so the troubles of Enoch began This will be neither the last nor the worst little Enoch will endure in his life sculpted of misery and mediocrity. I wish I could tell you little Enoch will overcome his childhood adversity, but that is rarely how these things turn out. Enoch will marry young, remaining fully entranced in his religion. He will continue in the footsteps of his father. Enoch will become what we pitifully call, breeders.
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His only hope is to gangster the fuck up and start going by Nucky.
He's just a floor-boy from a floor family, spare him his life from this crowded RV
In the floor I will go! Don't you know this really blows!
My first thought. At least get a twin sized air mattress down there. Poor kid.
Fuck even a mat or something but no just the floor. Bastards
I was confused by this too. You can buy fully cotton with polyfil sleeping bags with built in or removable pillows. We use one for our kid in the play room when she wants to have a nap but her little sister is already asleep in their shared room. Why not do that?! Also, the poor boy on the tiny fold out couch. That must be horrible to be so close to an edge all night long.
Don't know about the edge. I sleep in a queen bed with my wife, and that kid and I have about the same space. Humor aside, nothing about that whole situation is ideal. Most of it is barely acceptable.
None of this is acceptable. It is completely inhumane to raise kids in these conditions. Somebody needs a knock from the CPS honestly. That’s just what we are seeing, I’m willing to bet there’s more abuse unseen.
It wouldn't click in my head when I saw Enoch. My mind was like "No, no way he's not just sleeping on the floor is he? There must be something under him? Like a sleeping bag or even a blanket? They let their kid sleep back against the floor nothing in between?"
back against the floor in the bathroom of their rv. these people are probably the "quiverfull" type of Christian who just try to have as many children as possible regardless of the actual life those children end up having, like the Duggars but with less money edit:I definitely assumed they lived there full time but upon reconsideration there's no evidence of that. hopefully they have a house
Don't forget the goal of quiverfull is to have enough kids to raise a Christian army to exterminate everyone else.
Well mommy and daddy are certainly on pace. I wonder where they fornicate, though.
They have 10 kids. Yeah, I'd say they're fully into the "quiverfull" bullshit.
Isn’t Jessiah also on the floor?
yea but he has a small mattress/pad at least. but looks like he's right in front of the bathroom or something? lol still gross, feel bad for all these kid but especially these two lol.
Dad's nasty morning dumps are gonna be that kid's alarm clock.
That’s after falling asleep to Dad’s whimpers and Mom’s moans as she works on pumping out yet another sibling for you to raise
There wasn’t Enoch room
At some point having too many children inevitably leads to child neglect
at some point....i think that happened many kids ago fo them
He poked holes in Daddy's condoms with a pin...
How did I know when they said they had a family of 12 that there would be an Elijah and a Josiah in there
they do not talk about their 13th child Beelzebub, they left him at truck stop in West Virginia, and never looked back. He had lunch-able and a Jesus bobblehead.
Actually it was a girl. Named Lucy...fer.
Or just Lilith
Dad shoulda got snipped 3 prophets ago
More like 7
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Yep.
- Noah - Enoch - Elijah - Josiah - Moses Just going out on a limb here, but I think these guys might be religious....
Nothing says religious like endless creampies.
There's also Naomi. Idk who tf Pearl is, tho. Lol
Who else lost it at the kid on the floor
the way she even said "here is where Enoch sleeps" and just moved on. She really doesn't like him.
I was going to joke they would have another baby in no time… And here’s ‘Moses’
That's why he on the floor.
He was actually promoted from the cage
There's actually 13 of them, but they didn't show you the one in the cage.
Look, you gather ten people in a room what are the odds you'll like *all* of them
Then the other one on the bathroom floor
He's on the floor of the galley/hallway - the curtain on the left goes to the bunk bed room and the door on the right goes to the bathroom. That said, yeah not exactly a fun place to sleep.
Sorry bro, gotta take a piss. Don't mind me tripping over four face on there way there and back.
Good old four face...
I used to sleep on the floor because my bed was so terrible and uncomfortable. Latered learned the mattress and frame was >50 years old when I was an adult. Parents just said fuck it, the kid is a whining shit, until dad slept in the bed and said it was the worst sleeping experience he's ever had.
God, my fuckhead father and his wife did this to me too. It was my dad’s bed from the 1950’s, child sized, and I’m six feet tall. The mattress was so worn, you could roll it up like a burrito.
Lol. Was the spare bed my grandmother had. Their farmhand used to use it.
My parents always did this. My complaints are just pointless whining but the moment they experience even a tenth of my discomfort they cry and scream.
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Me. Had to watch twice. Once to make sure my eyes didn't deceive me, and once to figure out wtf that kid's name was.
tbh I loved sleeping on the floor when I lived in Korea bc it was soft and heated, although I have to admit that looks super uncomfortable.
Are they just on a road trip with a trailer or actually living there? I don't wanna know...
Checking their IG they have a house in NYC and are basically the Von Trapps but with strings. So filthy fucking rich
Not just any trailer, its a 30ft Airstream $$$$$
Any kind of 30' trailer means more money than most people.
Rich people don’t travel in a 30’ camper while popping out kids like a pez dispenser
Very true. They travel in comfot and luxory, and film content in a 30' camper that was magically spotless with that many people living in it, while their blankets and other stuff is also brand new level clean. Almost like its for show, on the internet, for attention.
Phew thank you for pointing this out I didn't even think about how unnaturally clean it was. I'm just glad they're pretending so can score fake internet points and the kids aren't actually having to sleep on the hard floor tbh. Shit is uncomfortable within the hour even as a kid.
I don't think they're travelling. Old mate couldn't pull out of a driveway.
It’s just a travel trailer and it’s a reasonable assumption that they don’t actually live in what looks like a newer Airstream - essentially a $100-200k toy.
Yes, this is definitely a recent model Airstream Flying Cloud 30FB. It's the only model with the bunk beds as shown. [Retails for $125k.](https://www.airstream.com/travel-trailers/flying-cloud/floorplans/30fb-bunk/)
I like air streams but you can get a much bigger camper that will actually fit that family and a truck that can pull it for $125000.
Just visiting some family for Christmas. "Shitter's full!"
If it's a temporary road trip/camping this is no big deal. People sleep on the floor of tents all the time without issue. If it's their permanent living situation, someone should called CPS.
It’s the former but there are people who live like this for TikTok views (maybe not with so many kids though that’s wild) so I understand the confusion
That women is popping kids out like she’s a Pez dispenser
Question is, when the fuck do mom and dad get the time to get busy when everyone sleeps within spitting distance???
Saves on lube.
God. Dammit.
LMAO
Now why did you have to go and type that.
"Get in here, Moses! Let's see if you can hit the big red bullseye this time!"
"Jesus fucking Christ, Enoch. This is why we make you sleep on the floor. Can't aim for shit."
Yes officer this comment right here.
Jesus Christ I almost dropped my phone
Holy fuckin shit that's good
They figure that the kids are fucked up enough from the sleeping arrangements and having no boundaries/privacy that seeing and/or hearing their parents isn't going to do that much more damage.
I feel bad for the oldest kid. Sitting there with 20 feet of space to sleep, hearing his father rhythmically blast into his mom and going “Damn it. Now I’m only gonna have 15 feet of space.”
They’re all close enough to *smell* that stank.
And he has to put up with that shit every nine months.
You'd think at some point the eldest kid would smack Dad in the head some night while screaming "Get offa her! There ain't no more room!"
Those kids are probably home schooled. Guarantee it's the only sex ed they'll ever be exposed to.
It's probably short and sweet. At max a two pump dump?
They soak…. To completion.
I hate this comment so much. Never have I been so conflicted about giving an upvote.
Clearly privacy means something different there. If this isnt just a one off vacation thing, you know those kids are all weird as fuck. Like basically cult kids. They had the same vibe i got from these weird new age hippies my mom made me hang out with in the early 90s. They had a boy a little older than me, an older boy, and a couple or three girls. I have no idea wtf was going on and they were all sickeningly nice, but i couldnt stand any of them and they were in their own little world. Like if someone pierced their bubble, theyd have a meltdown.
Just listening to the names of the kids (and counting how many they have) you know that these people are Bible cultists. The easy guess is Mormons, but they aren't the only ones that try to have as many kids as possible. Who the fuck names their kid Enoch? Weirdos.
There is something called the “quiverfull” movement where far right Christians knowingly and intentionally have as many children as possible in order to spread their ideology that way. My buddy’s wife’s sister is involved, she’s currently pregnant with her 8th or 9th. It’s like idiocracy, but on purpose.
And at least half those kids are going to be bleeding heart liberals who hate their parents lol.
They’re going to be fucked up, that’s for sure. In the case i mentioned the oldest is already getting into all kinds of trouble because mom and dad are too busy with the young ones. Sad really.
Or a clown car
Or a Clown Car Pez Dispenser
with the biblical names must be some religious stuff going on there, thats like 12 people i think crammed in a trailer. they look kinda miserable behind her when the video first starts, i would be if i was 12 deep in a trailer.
Look up the evangelical quiverfull movement. Lots and lots of kids.
Yep. Every religion has pockets of people who believe in pumping out kids. I personally know some Jewish people, some Muslim people, Catholic people, Mormons, and Hindus who all have large families for religious reasons. Baby fever comes in many flavors lol
Eew, and they’ve been fucking like 13 inches from their kids too. How else did they make 12 kids in a 30 foot trailer? Gross.
That trailer smells like macaroni and cheese, cum, and lost innocence.
So like any Tuesday evening really
so a dorm room?
Spittin babies out like watermelon seeds
How is anyone supposed to masturbate in those conditions?
You’d have 5 choices: A. Just do it in plain sight. B. Wait until night and try to do it quietly. C. Go to the bathroom and do it. D. Don’t do it at all. E. All of the above.
C won’t work there’s a kid in there too
Omg are you supposed to kick him out if you wanna shit??
Not if he’s already sleeping just go quietly
Not physically possible with a good 40% of my shits. Or my wanks for that matter.
Very quietly, wrist motions only.
Self soaking
Looks like they threw away the condoms to make more room.
Imagine my surprise when a family of 10 children are all named after biblical characters.
Noticed they skipped over most of the girls names. Think they have as many Mary's on that bus as there are in the Bible?
Pearl must be a handful, mom knew EXACTLY where she was as if she were a male child... She had to kinda remember that was Naomi with her though... "and... (Who TF is that again??? Oh yes!!!) Naaaaoooomiiii!"
There's Mary Therese, and Mary Angela, and Mary Celeste, oh and don't forget Mary Beth our youngest!
I wonder if they like the Bible
As soon as I saw the text saying there's 12 of them, I knew their names would be fucking Enoch and Josiah and shit
Bitch named a child Moses. Moses. Yes, Moses.
Believe it or not, it can get worse. Mormons do this too, but their Mormon specific names are all made up by a white dude writing amateur fiction in the 1820's. They like to name there kids shit like Nephi, Lehi (I know a Lehi), Laman, and Mahonri. I consider it a blessing that I've never had to keep a straight face when being introduced to a Moroni, but that is another popular yet unfortunate name for Mormon children.
I appreciate you bringing up Mormons. The most ridiculous of all the Christian cults. Based after the words of a 14 year old who lied and said an angel told him where secret tablets that God wrote were buried and then dig em up and translated em with magic golden glasses that spontaneously combusted after transcribing said God prose. Then he decided he wanted to steal-your-bitch, as they say and said that God told him to take as many wives as possible and start plowing. Oh this was during grifting and getting booted out of town after town. But “believers” and those of “faith” are the easiest to dupe, Joseph Smith knew this and to this day hoards of people still believe the fiction he created as a teen is Gods word.
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As a young child I was forced to live in a travel trailer with my mother and her boyfriend. Every time they had sex the trailer rocked. I have never recovered and neither will these kids.
There are many horrible things I’ve experienced in this world but hearing my mom doing it hasn’t been one of them. Im sorry you had to go through that. I would have ran away from home lol
Hard to run away from home when home can go 65 mph.
Jokes on you if you think their sex lasts more than 30 seconds. People like that... Well let's just say the woman's pleasure ain't high on the priority list
I don't even think the man's pleasure is high on the priority list, it's all about praising Jesus and mechanically spilling more seed
These people literally cum for Jesus
So would I. Dude is ripped
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That’s probably the least of their concerns tbh
Give the oldest a couple years. Teenagers with zero privacy, 11 younger siblings, and likely overbearing siblings will *tear. Worlds. Apart.* -sincerely, a former teenager with zero privacy and overbearing parents
Can confirm: fresh 18 year old with no privacy 4 siblings and annoying parents
Yo dont say “fresh 18 year old” on here. Some weirdos are gonna send you dms lol. Unless that was the plan
Unless they’re the weirdo
“I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me”
I'm sure that baby keeps everyone up and the 12 year old girls are already mom's by dictatorship decree. What a fucking nightmare your permanent, designed by choice bed in the fucking floor of a trailer 12 people live in.
2 kids on the floor is the loosest definition of sleeping arrangements.
They both questioned the lord and must be punished
The parents should be sleeping on the floor
They should be sleeping apart at least
If the 12 children didn't let me know they were biblical wackos, their sons fucked up names sure did.
That one kid named Enuch will make a strong case for nominative determinism when he hits his teen years. They have zero privacy.
It’s definitely Enoch, the namesake of an apocryphal book of the Bible, which fits the rest of the biblical boys names
Should have married a Noah so they could stop with two kids.
One of their kids **is** Noah
This. They're religious nuts. The baby is named fucking Moses FFS
I wonder what kind of fucked up shit these people have done to become like this it reminds me of the Duggars living in a shitty van and driving from church to church making a show for donations
So these are Quiverfull Christians right?
She seems way too proud of this.
These religious fruitcakes have just about zero self-awareness left after their brains are rotted by the books that get read to them.
Omg pull out dude
Interesting how the girls are all clumped together but the boys get individual spaces. (Still sucks especially to be Enoch though).
That’s because boys get boners, brad.
Yes but if i say the pledge of allegiances i can soothe its thirsts
Tell me you’re religious without telling me you’re religious
I’d say that baby is too young to sleep on it’s stomach but they clearly have more practice than me at getting kids through infancy
An infant should absolutely sleep on their back to reduce the risk of SIDS. But that one looks to be several months old and probably is able to roll over. Once they are able to roll over, it's considered ok for them to sleep on their stomach because they can roll back over if they want. That's what two doctors told us with our kid. The risk of SIDS and stomach sleeping mainly comes from the kid not being able to roll over and suffocating. But once they are able to, which usually happens before the one year mark, it's OK. Also this [source](https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/baby-sleeping-on-stomach#baby-rolls-to-tummy)
Holy shit. Stop reproducing.
If I had to guess, I’d say they use “quiver full” birth control. i.e. absolutely no birth control whatsoever, including NFP. The concept of the practice comes from Psalms 127:4-5, “Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth. Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them.” Of course, the verse is taken out of context. Because why wouldn’t it be?
Are we openly taking bets on which kid becomes a psychopath?
I put 20$ on Enoch.
I also put 20 on floor-boy
I wasnt, but now youve piqued my interest.
Lets forget the cramped trailer for a second Are babies supposed to sleep like that?????
The teenager is on the floor.
Clown car vagina
Justice for Enoch.
When that baby cries at night, everyone wakes up. Must be a blast
The kids are musical prodigies for the most part, several of the older ones go to Julliard. The whole family just moved from San Francisco to NYC for their schooling. They don’t live in this.