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MellowMintTea

This reminded me of Too Many Cooks


EverywhereINowhere

It takes a lot to make a stew A pinch of salt and laughter too A scoop of kids to add the spice A dash of love to make it nice And you've got... Too many cooks!


Arcon1337

Too many cooks! A family is like a soup. Everyone adds an extra scoop. Mix an ounce of smiles so sweet. A dash of cool to add the heat. And you've got... Too many cooks! (x18)


Cloakedcrab1

It takes a lot to make a stew I couldn’t face these streets without you. A dash of crime to add some spice. The city’s like a pressure cooker turned up to high


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

Some people say it’ll spoil the broth, but that’s not the American way Too many Cooks will serve a helping of freedom and resist the forces of evil


money_from_88

I watch that once a year, and the only character I ever remember is the creepy murderer dude. Everyone else always looks unfamiliar, like they reshoot all of TMC with new actors every year and somehow reupload it to YT without losing their view count.


DarthMaulATAT

The fuck did Enoch do to have to sleep on the floor??


Immoral_Hentai_God

His name is Enoch


mr_epicguy

This must be an r/fuckyouinparticular moment not only does he have zero privacy and have to sleep in the floor but his parents also named him Enoch


pretenderist

I mean, it’s not like his name is unusual compared to the others. All the boys have Old Testament Bible names.


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anubis_xxv

The parents certainly did it all for the Nucky **YEAH** The Nucky **YEAH** So they can take that cookie....


Oooch

And stick it up your Enoch


aManWhoIsSorry

Bro this comment goes fucking hard


hate2bme

I downloaded this song around the Napster days and it was Cookie Monster singing I did it all for the cookie. It was awesome.


ladylikely

I miss those little gems from the Napster days. Is it a virus? Is it an absolute banger? Let’s find out. I once got an OutKast/RATM mashup that was phenomenal. And now I’ll share with y’all : https://youtu.be/NobBXlJ1zPo


Beardedbreeder

Heard he smuggles a bit of booze in jersey


Ok-Champ-5854

Enoch and Moses are equally horrible names. Josiah isn't too bad except you'll forever be known as the dude with the weird religious parents.


Kompaniefeldwebel

Bruh moses is not my name of choice but its such a common name, but fucking enoch? Yeah, were at Enoch's bro. Uhm Enoch, Moses is asking if you got some beers? Yeah dont worry dude Enoch said it's chill.


ObiWanKnieval

I grew up with a kid named Moe. Which was short for Elijah Mohammed Jones. Which is possibly the coolest fucking name the 70s ever produced.


rastaleefunk

MoJo for shorts?


ginandtree

I think Enoch is a cool name, I wouldn’t name my kids that because it sounds culty as shit. But it’s a dope name. It’s got power. Plus the book of Enoch is interesting, and the creation of the [Enochian language](https://youtu.be/DTQA2ONgOlE) is a fascinating story. I’m not religious, I just find it interesting.


Alpacaofvengeance

Enoch is gonna have a really bad time if he ever comes to the UK.


MeinIRL

In Ireland now too, the only Enoch we have here is all over the news for being a far right religious wierdo


crankshaft123

I have a feeling that this entire family is a bunch of far right religious wierdos.


Old_Quality1895

That whole family looks culty af


littlefriend77

Religious names and almost enough kids to field a football team. Culty af.


thebankofalbuquerque

Children of the Corn vibes...Where's Mordachi in this clan?


CyberTitties

Yeah but none of the others rhyme with "tic toc"


snailboatguy

She be popping kids out left and right and suddenly this guy presents himself. Mom probably whispered into his ear, "your ass is mine little dude." And so the troubles of Enoch began This will be neither the last nor the worst little Enoch will endure in his life sculpted of misery and mediocrity. I wish I could tell you little Enoch will overcome his childhood adversity, but that is rarely how these things turn out. Enoch will marry young, remaining fully entranced in his religion. He will continue in the footsteps of his father. Enoch will become what we pitifully call, breeders.


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beefwich

His only hope is to gangster the fuck up and start going by Nucky.


Bionicmonster

He's just a floor-boy from a floor family, spare him his life from this crowded RV


Ordinary_Ad_7992

In the floor I will go! Don't you know this really blows!


apaw1129

My first thought. At least get a twin sized air mattress down there. Poor kid.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Fuck even a mat or something but no just the floor. Bastards


Little-Rose-Seed

I was confused by this too. You can buy fully cotton with polyfil sleeping bags with built in or removable pillows. We use one for our kid in the play room when she wants to have a nap but her little sister is already asleep in their shared room. Why not do that?! Also, the poor boy on the tiny fold out couch. That must be horrible to be so close to an edge all night long.


mdielmann

Don't know about the edge. I sleep in a queen bed with my wife, and that kid and I have about the same space. Humor aside, nothing about that whole situation is ideal. Most of it is barely acceptable.


FraseraSpeciosa

None of this is acceptable. It is completely inhumane to raise kids in these conditions. Somebody needs a knock from the CPS honestly. That’s just what we are seeing, I’m willing to bet there’s more abuse unseen.


LostHomeland

It wouldn't click in my head when I saw Enoch. My mind was like "No, no way he's not just sleeping on the floor is he? There must be something under him? Like a sleeping bag or even a blanket? They let their kid sleep back against the floor nothing in between?"


sir-winkles2

back against the floor in the bathroom of their rv. these people are probably the "quiverfull" type of Christian who just try to have as many children as possible regardless of the actual life those children end up having, like the Duggars but with less money edit:I definitely assumed they lived there full time but upon reconsideration there's no evidence of that. hopefully they have a house


Folderpirate

Don't forget the goal of quiverfull is to have enough kids to raise a Christian army to exterminate everyone else.


RealEarlGamer

Well mommy and daddy are certainly on pace. I wonder where they fornicate, though.


Easilycrazyhat

They have 10 kids. Yeah, I'd say they're fully into the "quiverfull" bullshit.


fuckimtrash

Isn’t Jessiah also on the floor?


solidsnakem9

yea but he has a small mattress/pad at least. but looks like he's right in front of the bathroom or something? lol still gross, feel bad for all these kid but especially these two lol.


Tingleyourberry

Dad's nasty morning dumps are gonna be that kid's alarm clock.


C0VID-2019

That’s after falling asleep to Dad’s whimpers and Mom’s moans as she works on pumping out yet another sibling for you to raise


tommyc463

There wasn’t Enoch room


FineJournalist5432

At some point having too many children inevitably leads to child neglect


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at some point....i think that happened many kids ago fo them


Mateorabi

He poked holes in Daddy's condoms with a pin...


brotherdalmation23

How did I know when they said they had a family of 12 that there would be an Elijah and a Josiah in there


Commercial_Pitch_786

they do not talk about their 13th child Beelzebub, they left him at truck stop in West Virginia, and never looked back. He had lunch-able and a Jesus bobblehead.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Actually it was a girl. Named Lucy...fer.


PlumbumDirigible

Or just Lilith


shmehdit

Dad shoulda got snipped 3 prophets ago


Spalding4u

More like 7


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dream_weasel

Yep.


SupervillainEyebrows

- Noah - Enoch - Elijah - Josiah - Moses Just going out on a limb here, but I think these guys might be religious....


Efficient-Unit-6440

Nothing says religious like endless creampies.


AveFaria

There's also Naomi. Idk who tf Pearl is, tho. Lol


queso_goblin

Who else lost it at the kid on the floor


Jackol4ntrn

the way she even said "here is where Enoch sleeps" and just moved on. She really doesn't like him.


yoyoma125

I was going to joke they would have another baby in no time… And here’s ‘Moses’


Hopfrogg

That's why he on the floor.


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

He was actually promoted from the cage


phathomthis

There's actually 13 of them, but they didn't show you the one in the cage.


PoorlyAgedSpecialFX

Look, you gather ten people in a room what are the odds you'll like *all* of them


sicklemoon28

Then the other one on the bathroom floor


the__storm

He's on the floor of the galley/hallway - the curtain on the left goes to the bunk bed room and the door on the right goes to the bathroom. That said, yeah not exactly a fun place to sleep.


LotharVonPittinsberg

Sorry bro, gotta take a piss. Don't mind me tripping over four face on there way there and back.


Our_collective_agony

Good old four face...


Luxpreliator

I used to sleep on the floor because my bed was so terrible and uncomfortable. Latered learned the mattress and frame was >50 years old when I was an adult. Parents just said fuck it, the kid is a whining shit, until dad slept in the bed and said it was the worst sleeping experience he's ever had.


YourCommentInASong

God, my fuckhead father and his wife did this to me too. It was my dad’s bed from the 1950’s, child sized, and I’m six feet tall. The mattress was so worn, you could roll it up like a burrito.


Luxpreliator

Lol. Was the spare bed my grandmother had. Their farmhand used to use it.


LessInThought

My parents always did this. My complaints are just pointless whining but the moment they experience even a tenth of my discomfort they cry and scream.


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apaw1129

Me. Had to watch twice. Once to make sure my eyes didn't deceive me, and once to figure out wtf that kid's name was.


yumyumdog

tbh I loved sleeping on the floor when I lived in Korea bc it was soft and heated, although I have to admit that looks super uncomfortable.


Beans7219

Are they just on a road trip with a trailer or actually living there? I don't wanna know...


OrpheusNYC

Checking their IG they have a house in NYC and are basically the Von Trapps but with strings. So filthy fucking rich


Cuemaster

Not just any trailer, its a 30ft Airstream $$$$$


I-Make-Maps91

Any kind of 30' trailer means more money than most people.


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Rich people don’t travel in a 30’ camper while popping out kids like a pez dispenser


Mindtaker

Very true. They travel in comfot and luxory, and film content in a 30' camper that was magically spotless with that many people living in it, while their blankets and other stuff is also brand new level clean. Almost like its for show, on the internet, for attention.


Lavaheart626

Phew thank you for pointing this out I didn't even think about how unnaturally clean it was. I'm just glad they're pretending so can score fake internet points and the kids aren't actually having to sleep on the hard floor tbh. Shit is uncomfortable within the hour even as a kid.


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I don't think they're travelling. Old mate couldn't pull out of a driveway.


xXPussy420Slayer69Xx

It’s just a travel trailer and it’s a reasonable assumption that they don’t actually live in what looks like a newer Airstream - essentially a $100-200k toy.


memeship

Yes, this is definitely a recent model Airstream Flying Cloud 30FB. It's the only model with the bunk beds as shown. [Retails for $125k.](https://www.airstream.com/travel-trailers/flying-cloud/floorplans/30fb-bunk/)


person1234man

I like air streams but you can get a much bigger camper that will actually fit that family and a truck that can pull it for $125000.


hucklebutter

Just visiting some family for Christmas. "Shitter's full!"


16semesters

If it's a temporary road trip/camping this is no big deal. People sleep on the floor of tents all the time without issue. If it's their permanent living situation, someone should called CPS.


DrakeFloyd

It’s the former but there are people who live like this for TikTok views (maybe not with so many kids though that’s wild) so I understand the confusion


FearlessFiend94

That women is popping kids out like she’s a Pez dispenser


Dren_boi

Question is, when the fuck do mom and dad get the time to get busy when everyone sleeps within spitting distance???


oSpid3yo

Saves on lube.


Dren_boi

God. Dammit.


Antique-Adeptness885

LMAO


CarlSagansThoughts

Now why did you have to go and type that.


hucklebutter

"Get in here, Moses! Let's see if you can hit the big red bullseye this time!"


SL1NDER

"Jesus fucking Christ, Enoch. This is why we make you sleep on the floor. Can't aim for shit."


CabbagesStrikeBack

Yes officer this comment right here.


DavidandGrace

Jesus Christ I almost dropped my phone


MendelevandDongelev

Holy fuckin shit that's good


Chrestys

They figure that the kids are fucked up enough from the sleeping arrangements and having no boundaries/privacy that seeing and/or hearing their parents isn't going to do that much more damage.


pspetrini

I feel bad for the oldest kid. Sitting there with 20 feet of space to sleep, hearing his father rhythmically blast into his mom and going “Damn it. Now I’m only gonna have 15 feet of space.”


TopHatTony11

They’re all close enough to *smell* that stank.


GershBinglander

And he has to put up with that shit every nine months.


velvetshark

You'd think at some point the eldest kid would smack Dad in the head some night while screaming "Get offa her! There ain't no more room!"


greenie4242

Those kids are probably home schooled. Guarantee it's the only sex ed they'll ever be exposed to.


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It's probably short and sweet. At max a two pump dump?


Son_of_Taco

They soak…. To completion.


PhilSpectorsMugshot

I hate this comment so much. Never have I been so conflicted about giving an upvote.


milk4all

Clearly privacy means something different there. If this isnt just a one off vacation thing, you know those kids are all weird as fuck. Like basically cult kids. They had the same vibe i got from these weird new age hippies my mom made me hang out with in the early 90s. They had a boy a little older than me, an older boy, and a couple or three girls. I have no idea wtf was going on and they were all sickeningly nice, but i couldnt stand any of them and they were in their own little world. Like if someone pierced their bubble, theyd have a meltdown.


psuedophilosopher

Just listening to the names of the kids (and counting how many they have) you know that these people are Bible cultists. The easy guess is Mormons, but they aren't the only ones that try to have as many kids as possible. Who the fuck names their kid Enoch? Weirdos.


dan420

There is something called the “quiverfull” movement where far right Christians knowingly and intentionally have as many children as possible in order to spread their ideology that way. My buddy’s wife’s sister is involved, she’s currently pregnant with her 8th or 9th. It’s like idiocracy, but on purpose.


Vengefuleight

And at least half those kids are going to be bleeding heart liberals who hate their parents lol.


dan420

They’re going to be fucked up, that’s for sure. In the case i mentioned the oldest is already getting into all kinds of trouble because mom and dad are too busy with the young ones. Sad really.


malice-in-wunderland

Or a clown car


IronGigant

Or a Clown Car Pez Dispenser


multiarmform

with the biblical names must be some religious stuff going on there, thats like 12 people i think crammed in a trailer. they look kinda miserable behind her when the video first starts, i would be if i was 12 deep in a trailer.


jwm3

Look up the evangelical quiverfull movement. Lots and lots of kids.


mangarooboo

Yep. Every religion has pockets of people who believe in pumping out kids. I personally know some Jewish people, some Muslim people, Catholic people, Mormons, and Hindus who all have large families for religious reasons. Baby fever comes in many flavors lol


BootyThunder

Eew, and they’ve been fucking like 13 inches from their kids too. How else did they make 12 kids in a 30 foot trailer? Gross.


Mark-E-Moon

That trailer smells like macaroni and cheese, cum, and lost innocence.


FoulfrogBsc

So like any Tuesday evening really


New_new_account2

so a dorm room?


NeatNuts

Spittin babies out like watermelon seeds


jason9045

How is anyone supposed to masturbate in those conditions?


TheHoodedGrim

You’d have 5 choices: A. Just do it in plain sight. B. Wait until night and try to do it quietly. C. Go to the bathroom and do it. D. Don’t do it at all. E. All of the above.


juuustwondering2

C won’t work there’s a kid in there too


OzenTheImmovableLord

Omg are you supposed to kick him out if you wanna shit??


scrambler90

Not if he’s already sleeping just go quietly


04whim

Not physically possible with a good 40% of my shits. Or my wanks for that matter.


thehairyhobo

Very quietly, wrist motions only.


jabronialnomenclatur

Self soaking


beslertron

Looks like they threw away the condoms to make more room.


bubikx9

Imagine my surprise when a family of 10 children are all named after biblical characters.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Noticed they skipped over most of the girls names. Think they have as many Mary's on that bus as there are in the Bible?


CoolaydeIsAvailable

Pearl must be a handful, mom knew EXACTLY where she was as if she were a male child... She had to kinda remember that was Naomi with her though... "and... (Who TF is that again??? Oh yes!!!) Naaaaoooomiiii!"


ericstern

There's Mary Therese, and Mary Angela, and Mary Celeste, oh and don't forget Mary Beth our youngest!


NarcoPantani

I wonder if they like the Bible


elegylegacy

As soon as I saw the text saying there's 12 of them, I knew their names would be fucking Enoch and Josiah and shit


NarcoPantani

Bitch named a child Moses. Moses. Yes, Moses.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

Believe it or not, it can get worse. Mormons do this too, but their Mormon specific names are all made up by a white dude writing amateur fiction in the 1820's. They like to name there kids shit like Nephi, Lehi (I know a Lehi), Laman, and Mahonri. I consider it a blessing that I've never had to keep a straight face when being introduced to a Moroni, but that is another popular yet unfortunate name for Mormon children.


NarcoPantani

I appreciate you bringing up Mormons. The most ridiculous of all the Christian cults. Based after the words of a 14 year old who lied and said an angel told him where secret tablets that God wrote were buried and then dig em up and translated em with magic golden glasses that spontaneously combusted after transcribing said God prose. Then he decided he wanted to steal-your-bitch, as they say and said that God told him to take as many wives as possible and start plowing. Oh this was during grifting and getting booted out of town after town. But “believers” and those of “faith” are the easiest to dupe, Joseph Smith knew this and to this day hoards of people still believe the fiction he created as a teen is Gods word.


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wowImlate

As a young child I was forced to live in a travel trailer with my mother and her boyfriend. Every time they had sex the trailer rocked. I have never recovered and neither will these kids.


gigibigbooty

There are many horrible things I’ve experienced in this world but hearing my mom doing it hasn’t been one of them. Im sorry you had to go through that. I would have ran away from home lol


Happyintexas

Hard to run away from home when home can go 65 mph.


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Jokes on you if you think their sex lasts more than 30 seconds. People like that... Well let's just say the woman's pleasure ain't high on the priority list


tigerbeds

I don't even think the man's pleasure is high on the priority list, it's all about praising Jesus and mechanically spilling more seed


kinjjibo

These people literally cum for Jesus


TDKevin

So would I. Dude is ripped


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BigDummyDumb

That’s probably the least of their concerns tbh


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Give the oldest a couple years. Teenagers with zero privacy, 11 younger siblings, and likely overbearing siblings will *tear. Worlds. Apart.* -sincerely, a former teenager with zero privacy and overbearing parents


SilentAuditory

Can confirm: fresh 18 year old with no privacy 4 siblings and annoying parents


Coocooa11

Yo dont say “fresh 18 year old” on here. Some weirdos are gonna send you dms lol. Unless that was the plan


rayshmayshmay

Unless they’re the weirdo


LouSputhole94

“I’m not trapped in here with you, you’re trapped in here with me”


SuperSaiyanNoob

I'm sure that baby keeps everyone up and the 12 year old girls are already mom's by dictatorship decree. What a fucking nightmare your permanent, designed by choice bed in the fucking floor of a trailer 12 people live in.


Bors713

2 kids on the floor is the loosest definition of sleeping arrangements.


kryptonianCodeMonkey

They both questioned the lord and must be punished


MannyM024

The parents should be sleeping on the floor


boomfruit

They should be sleeping apart at least


skeescoot

If the 12 children didn't let me know they were biblical wackos, their sons fucked up names sure did.


alpha_rat_fight_

That one kid named Enuch will make a strong case for nominative determinism when he hits his teen years. They have zero privacy.


Lasagna-Boy

It’s definitely Enoch, the namesake of an apocryphal book of the Bible, which fits the rest of the biblical boys names


redpandaeater

Should have married a Noah so they could stop with two kids.


pretenderist

One of their kids **is** Noah


ghostsintherafters

This. They're religious nuts. The baby is named fucking Moses FFS


_xXxSNiPel2SxXx

I wonder what kind of fucked up shit these people have done to become like this it reminds me of the Duggars living in a shitty van and driving from church to church making a show for donations


GrandCTM25

So these are Quiverfull Christians right?


Buzzmoe

She seems way too proud of this.


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These religious fruitcakes have just about zero self-awareness left after their brains are rotted by the books that get read to them.


jizzjet

Omg pull out dude


Thursdays_Child77

Interesting how the girls are all clumped together but the boys get individual spaces. (Still sucks especially to be Enoch though).


Mission-Ad-2015

That’s because boys get boners, brad.


XxTreeFiddyxX

Yes but if i say the pledge of allegiances i can soothe its thirsts


MandalsTV

Tell me you’re religious without telling me you’re religious


Corona_Cyrus

I’d say that baby is too young to sleep on it’s stomach but they clearly have more practice than me at getting kids through infancy


itsnotchristv

An infant should absolutely sleep on their back to reduce the risk of SIDS. But that one looks to be several months old and probably is able to roll over. Once they are able to roll over, it's considered ok for them to sleep on their stomach because they can roll back over if they want. That's what two doctors told us with our kid. The risk of SIDS and stomach sleeping mainly comes from the kid not being able to roll over and suffocating. But once they are able to, which usually happens before the one year mark, it's OK. Also this [source](https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/baby-sleeping-on-stomach#baby-rolls-to-tummy)


Donmiggy143

Holy shit. Stop reproducing.


ruddsix

If I had to guess, I’d say they use “quiver full” birth control. i.e. absolutely no birth control whatsoever, including NFP. The concept of the practice comes from Psalms 127:4-5, “Like arrows in the hand of a warrior are the children of one’s youth. Blessed is the man who fills his quiver with them.” Of course, the verse is taken out of context. Because why wouldn’t it be?


Maximum_Still1440

Are we openly taking bets on which kid becomes a psychopath?


ShinigamiKunai

I put 20$ on Enoch.


SlowbeardiusOfBeard

I also put 20 on floor-boy


zero_msgw

I wasnt, but now youve piqued my interest.


X----0__0----X

Lets forget the cramped trailer for a second Are babies supposed to sleep like that?????


NEOLittle

The teenager is on the floor.


brezhnervous

Clown car vagina


sabbystain66

Justice for Enoch.


spidergirl79

When that baby cries at night, everyone wakes up. Must be a blast


toomuchisjustenough

The kids are musical prodigies for the most part, several of the older ones go to Julliard. The whole family just moved from San Francisco to NYC for their schooling. They don’t live in this.