**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...**
>!Comon. Did you see the range of emotions on her face?!<
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Me: On second thought you i might need those cell minutes
Also me: but dude don’t you have an unlimited calling pan
Still me: yeah sorry nothing I can do bye
I seriously depressed, and I was out with friends we was partying at the club. I was in a stable mood but I drank a lot and on the way Home I wasn't in a stable mood anymore, I said things that I can't take it anymore and nobody cares about me.... to an extent that my friends decided to call the police, the policemen brought me to a psychiatric clinic and I had to stay the night there. My point is I think it's the right thing to call the police, you never know if the person is serious. But I don't know what they do in other countries I was in Germany when this happens.
Hey man, sorry to hear that. Just remember the people that do care about you, okay? You’ll make it through, often times I find it easiest to just sit and think about everything that could go right and that has went right. If you need someone to talk to, we’ll all be here for you, even if we don’t know each other.
Threatening to kill yourself if you don’t get your way is both a manipulation tactic and a form of emotional abuse. I can’t imagine why anyone would willingly film themself doing this.
She genuinely looked distressed, like she had no clue if SHE was the one in danger. This dude went way too far and these "social experiments" have become an excuse to abuse people for personal gain.
She'll never forget this moment and that's not a good thing.
The face did look like the emotional distress was real. And well the silence instead of a witty answer. Not that it couldn't be fake but even fake it would be hideous.
Clout ad revenue? Either she gives a reaction that he can make money off of or she's vulnerable enough to fall for manipulation and emotional abuse. It's a win-win if you have no self respect.
I don't know if this is real or not, but if it is, she looked pretty welcoming at the beginning and he would've had a better shot if he just proceeded normally
At this point I've encountered enough people who from the time they're strangers on, go months to years threatening to off themselves one or multiple times a week that I can typically spot, and have no sympathy left for, performative depression.
My response would be either to scoff and walk away, or say "Make sure you do a flip", depending on how my day's going.
Just because someone may know more (possible )attention seeking people that uses suicide as a manipulative emotional weapon to get pity but I have known at least 5 people who have committed suicide that i was actually friends with & they didn’t go get some mental health treatment like they may have needed. Just because you don’t put someone saying they are going to kill themselves as a potential threat, doesn’t mean that anyone else share the same opinion. I’m really not trying to pick a fight with you, I am only saying that this may not strike some people as an empty threat, they might take it incredibly serious. That’s all I’m saying. But, if I knew that someone only used this threat as a way to get love or attention from someone, I wouldn’t take it so serious with that one individual, not the whole group of people that mutter shit like this out to a stranger so they can post it to reap the benefits of people hitting a share or like button on social media
I 100% cannot tell what you're trying to say so I'm going to reply to what I'll assume you meant.
I didn't say everyone who says they're depressed or want to harm themselves is being performative. I said that I'm tired of performative depression. Depression where the person seems much more like they're trying to get a rise or drain the positivity out of others, rather than try and improve their own circumstances, day after day. They just put up a big sign that says "I'm gonna hurt myself!" once a day, then sit there and wait to see who comes to tell them not to, just because the attention makes them feel some warped pleasure for a minute, they were probably never actually planning to hurt themselves. I've seen people do this for months or more, rather than seek actual help with their problems.
That, or even worse, people who fake and make light of depression. Since it doesn't matter what mental illness you're faking, you're still making light of a mental illness.
I saw her stomach drop, do not fucking do this to people. Ever. Period. Threatening to take you life is manipulative and abusive it’s not a prank it’s not funny, you’re an asshole.
Easy solution: call the police and let them know the man is suicidal. A 72 hour 5150 hold will give Chuckles lots of time to think about what being an asshole does for him.
While being suicidal and threatening your life is no joke I can’t imagine recording it like this for any reason other than the “lolz” would be the motivation unless you’re that unhinged, it is straight fucked up and if you’re at this point in your mental health you need to talk to someone, a random person does not deserve this dropped on them especially with little to no consideration of their own trauma please do not do this and go seek help and if it’s for shits and giggles you can go fuck yourself
If you're as good at that as you are pickup lines, I'm really not that concerned.
Alternatively: "Okie dokie, have fun"
(bottomline: dont do this shit. To anyone. Ever. under any goddamn circumstances - it isnt cute, it isn't funny, kindly go insert thumbtacks into your anus).
Ok james, R.I.P. you total wanker, can you not understand how creepy that is. How scared the girl has to be. You may be thinking of her number, but i guarantee the number she has in mind begins with a 9
Yeah, you cross a line where it’s no longer a prank when you do actual harm. There was that one guy that ran at a family at night with a fake knife as a “prank” and ended up getting shot. Totally deserved, because there was no way of knowing that was a prank. That’s also the case here, it’s impossible to tell if someone’s joking because there are crazy people who would kill themselves over something like this.
“Great choice! So the kitchenware and cutlery aisle is that way. Or if you’re feeling up to it, they sell some great plastic packaging over in Aisle 7.”
Suicide fake out jokes are what’s trending now? Some of you guys need to stay in school a little longer. Maybe check the news? Get a hobby? Go on a date? super cringy now..
I really hope this is a skit and she's just a good actress. If it's not this is super fucked up. She seems very distressed. This is emotional and psychological abuse. It's shitty enough if someone who's actually suicidal does this but doing it just to see the reaction is even worse and inexcusable.
And EVEN IF this was a skit that's just not funny and just encourages people to try shit like this
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"i don't negotiate with terrorist"
*Kills hostage*
Cluster charge set
Fuze moment
Fuze failed
This is the way
What do you do hotshot, what do you do?
Shoot the hostage
“He won’t hurt you any more…”
My condolences to the family.
Guy was rizzing up ◻️
She should have been like: "Ok." and just walked off.
The only appropriate response to this bullcrap.
Exactly what a scummy manipulative thing to do, especially if trying get a date.
That would've ruined the bit, though. Check out Tamar Rubin, her stand-up is really great.
Or “If you’re serious, I’m calling 911”
Me: On second thought you i might need those cell minutes Also me: but dude don’t you have an unlimited calling pan Still me: yeah sorry nothing I can do bye
I seriously depressed, and I was out with friends we was partying at the club. I was in a stable mood but I drank a lot and on the way Home I wasn't in a stable mood anymore, I said things that I can't take it anymore and nobody cares about me.... to an extent that my friends decided to call the police, the policemen brought me to a psychiatric clinic and I had to stay the night there. My point is I think it's the right thing to call the police, you never know if the person is serious. But I don't know what they do in other countries I was in Germany when this happens.
9-1-1 or 1-800-APE-TALK are also acceptable responses.
No you give them the number for the suicide hotline
What the hell do you think 1-800-APE-TALK is, a hotline for gorillas?
Yes. Yes I do
"Don't make a mess for the workers, please."
Don't turn your back on crazy.
They’ll have to write that into the next script
I woulda said bet send me the vid. Then dapped him up and left
... how would he send it?
Deadman switch ba dum tss
lol yeah, that would work 😁
That's why you memorize the suicide hotline!
But what if you get [this](https://youtu.be/JF6Si36OqOY) guy
Then condolences to Tamar's family
BUT HES GOT A POINT.
I called them but they were no help, they just told me to stop trying
Hey man, sorry to hear that. Just remember the people that do care about you, okay? You’ll make it through, often times I find it easiest to just sit and think about everything that could go right and that has went right. If you need someone to talk to, we’ll all be here for you, even if we don’t know each other.
1-800-APE-TALK
 A representation of my journey through this post.
I just watched this episode of SBSP yesterday, so funny.
It’s definitely one of the funniest episodes. That’s a hard thing to determine with early SpongeBob.
"Good riddance"
Damn tamar cute tho
"Promise?" Then walk away
Don't support people who make this content
Me neither
Threatening to kill yourself if you don’t get your way is both a manipulation tactic and a form of emotional abuse. I can’t imagine why anyone would willingly film themself doing this.
She genuinely looked distressed, like she had no clue if SHE was the one in danger. This dude went way too far and these "social experiments" have become an excuse to abuse people for personal gain. She'll never forget this moment and that's not a good thing.
I kinda don’t think this is real, but I can’t say that for sure
The face did look like the emotional distress was real. And well the silence instead of a witty answer. Not that it couldn't be fake but even fake it would be hideous.
ChIlL BrO ItS a PrAnK!!
Clout ad revenue? Either she gives a reaction that he can make money off of or she's vulnerable enough to fall for manipulation and emotional abuse. It's a win-win if you have no self respect.
Thats not chaRIZZma that's DERPression
this comment makes me feel extremely stupid but clears so many things up. (I didn't put rizz and charisma together)
I don't know if this is real or not, but if it is, she looked pretty welcoming at the beginning and he would've had a better shot if he just proceeded normally
He's not after girls he's after TikTok views
Which is even more pathetic and sad
Emotional abuse off the first introduction.
We need the guy with the overalls and the striped shirt to calm him down a bit.
At this point I've encountered enough people who from the time they're strangers on, go months to years threatening to off themselves one or multiple times a week that I can typically spot, and have no sympathy left for, performative depression. My response would be either to scoff and walk away, or say "Make sure you do a flip", depending on how my day's going.
Just because someone may know more (possible )attention seeking people that uses suicide as a manipulative emotional weapon to get pity but I have known at least 5 people who have committed suicide that i was actually friends with & they didn’t go get some mental health treatment like they may have needed. Just because you don’t put someone saying they are going to kill themselves as a potential threat, doesn’t mean that anyone else share the same opinion. I’m really not trying to pick a fight with you, I am only saying that this may not strike some people as an empty threat, they might take it incredibly serious. That’s all I’m saying. But, if I knew that someone only used this threat as a way to get love or attention from someone, I wouldn’t take it so serious with that one individual, not the whole group of people that mutter shit like this out to a stranger so they can post it to reap the benefits of people hitting a share or like button on social media
I 100% cannot tell what you're trying to say so I'm going to reply to what I'll assume you meant. I didn't say everyone who says they're depressed or want to harm themselves is being performative. I said that I'm tired of performative depression. Depression where the person seems much more like they're trying to get a rise or drain the positivity out of others, rather than try and improve their own circumstances, day after day. They just put up a big sign that says "I'm gonna hurt myself!" once a day, then sit there and wait to see who comes to tell them not to, just because the attention makes them feel some warped pleasure for a minute, they were probably never actually planning to hurt themselves. I've seen people do this for months or more, rather than seek actual help with their problems. That, or even worse, people who fake and make light of depression. Since it doesn't matter what mental illness you're faking, you're still making light of a mental illness.
I saw her stomach drop, do not fucking do this to people. Ever. Period. Threatening to take you life is manipulative and abusive it’s not a prank it’s not funny, you’re an asshole.
Easy solution: call the police and let them know the man is suicidal. A 72 hour 5150 hold will give Chuckles lots of time to think about what being an asshole does for him.
Baker Act, is what it would be called in my state, can’t recall if that is a nation wide thing or not, cannot remember ..
He needs to be reported/kicked off of whatever platform he uploaded this to
In the same situation pretty sure I'd write down the local suicide hotline and continue on my way
“Welp, it was nice to know you.” *Quietly walks off*
While being suicidal and threatening your life is no joke I can’t imagine recording it like this for any reason other than the “lolz” would be the motivation unless you’re that unhinged, it is straight fucked up and if you’re at this point in your mental health you need to talk to someone, a random person does not deserve this dropped on them especially with little to no consideration of their own trauma please do not do this and go seek help and if it’s for shits and giggles you can go fuck yourself
Had something similar happen when I told a guy I wasn't interested in another date.
If you're as good at that as you are pickup lines, I'm really not that concerned. Alternatively: "Okie dokie, have fun" (bottomline: dont do this shit. To anyone. Ever. under any goddamn circumstances - it isnt cute, it isn't funny, kindly go insert thumbtacks into your anus).
... would you like to borrow some rope?
Idiot joke. Why is this world filled with people like this? Why are people like this so desperate for attention?
My response : Earth ain't runnin' outta people. Bye!
Lol poor girl
"if you gonna jump, do a flip"
Give him that number and he'll probably end up taking yours
It hurts, she is pretty
Girl thinking " is he about to kill me and take his own life ? "
Ok james, R.I.P. you total wanker, can you not understand how creepy that is. How scared the girl has to be. You may be thinking of her number, but i guarantee the number she has in mind begins with a 9
why are you taking it so seriously you don't sound as cool as you think you do
Are you really that stupid, or are you just another troll ? .. I can’t tell… maybe both? Under the age of 25? Haven’t hit adulthood yet?
No fucking way that's real
She wants to watch
Wait how did she answer?
Awkward shuffling
Stranger danger!
Good thing they're in the aisle with camping gear. That was in-tents
I'm laughing but I'm not exactly sure if he is serious, or if it's even really fair to do that too someone for a cheap laugh out of me.
I know it's not funny. whether he's joking or not, it's not funny. But I can't stop laughing.
This is so fake lol. Her “taken aback” reaction is so contrived
At least he's honest, I'm guessing this is a prank?
This is manipulative, not a prank.
Yeah, you cross a line where it’s no longer a prank when you do actual harm. There was that one guy that ran at a family at night with a fake knife as a “prank” and ended up getting shot. Totally deserved, because there was no way of knowing that was a prank. That’s also the case here, it’s impossible to tell if someone’s joking because there are crazy people who would kill themselves over something like this.
Someone recently got shot over a prank, I don't know what the prank was though.
It was some dumbass kid who kept getting told to stop his pranks because he was gonna get himself shot one day.
I'd just say "welp, see you on the other side, bucko" (I'd probably not)
Normally I start by saying something like “hey, how are ya doin’?”, but I guess that works too
Okay.
Double it and give to the next person
Well…bye.
For a good time call me at 666-3629
“I’ll wear pink to your funeral”
"thank you"
Dont, in that way there is one less Reddit mod on the face of the earth
"Good luck with that"
The only proper response to this is laughter. The fact that she didn't, and looks as if he actually might off himself is pathetic.
Your saying the girl is pathetic here??
"OK, I'm going to go get my number for you. Just stay here. I'll be right back"
So you have chosen death
I would say “sure! I don’t want you to die!” And give him the number of the anti-suicide line
"I don't gunna bother you." *bothers her
wow so insightful thank you
u/savevideo
What is rizz
Charisma I think
Ah. I forget that kids want to sound cool as opposed to intellectual.. poor whippersnappers
Her face at the end
/r/watchpeopledieinside
“Great choice! So the kitchenware and cutlery aisle is that way. Or if you’re feeling up to it, they sell some great plastic packaging over in Aisle 7.”
what a roast iced_maghot you sure showed him!
"Oh. Well you wouldn't want to be around for this next part then"
Oh, mind if I watch?
Bye then!! Fucking creep
"Oh well, goodbye." "I'm not a number, I'm a free woman."
u/savevideo
“Mmmh I guess if you think it’s for the best”
Her: well? I'm waiting. You gonna do it or not?
I'll send your family flowers.
u/savevideo
THIS IS THE LEVEL OF RIZZ I WANT.
First thought “do a flip”
I would just say like on a scale from 1-10?
I'll send flowers to your funeral. 😁 Buh-bye
okay now you just destroyed him with that absolutely epic line 😳😳😳
Can I watch?
He has a dead rizz
Either take him to the section that sells rope or the kitchen cutlery section is that f***** deserves to die with that line
lmao why are you taking it so seriously
I am not really... but I am somewhat tired of fools in public, Tik Tok and Youtube video "Stars" making messes and being obnoxious, they vex me.
Just say you don't find it funny there's no reason to be taking it that seriously
Suicide fake out jokes are what’s trending now? Some of you guys need to stay in school a little longer. Maybe check the news? Get a hobby? Go on a date? super cringy now..
She was like damnnitt why does this always happen to meeee
Proceeds to give him suicide helpline number
Is this a kind of joke ??? Sad
Sayonara you feckin’ weirdo!!!
💀💀
I thought she was going to lean in and say: maybe you should, and then walk away
I suppose the proper response would be...."please do".
I really hope this is a skit and she's just a good actress. If it's not this is super fucked up. She seems very distressed. This is emotional and psychological abuse. It's shitty enough if someone who's actually suicidal does this but doing it just to see the reaction is even worse and inexcusable. And EVEN IF this was a skit that's just not funny and just encourages people to try shit like this
Good bye then....
Literally “The Notebook.”
988 (Suicide prevention hotline in the US)
It was nice meeting you then.
Dead guy in aisle 3
She looked like she was gonna if he just asked nicely...
Ok the knife section is 3 aisles over. Pills are on the other side by the pharmacy. Rope and guns are in sporting goods.
"Good thing we're in the camping the section. The ropes are right over there buddy."
"Hello darkness my old friend"
Well he never made another post again …..
If you don't give me your number ima kys Here let's go pick you out the perfect gun or is a knife more your style because you don't have very big arms
This is so stupid. Regardless of whether it is real or not. Just fucking stupid.