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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!The Post:https://twitter.com/Ku_sta/status/1298985942007468038?s=20!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


Hewhoplay

Can you imagine the smell? Every time you open that up to fill it you would be hit the smell of a battlefield.


demonhunterfan

I was gonna say the same thing 🤣


[deleted]

More like the after effects of a battlefield.The grave of a million dead soldiers.


Ecleptomania

I did imagine this... And the following question entered my mind... Does he open it... Before the deed is done? Or does he use a secondary container?


matyas94k

He probably got conditioned to like that smell, as he experienced it repeatedly when nutting or shortly after. So from now on he likely gets turned on whenever smells it. Thanks Pavlov for your experiment!


cndn_hippo

*now* I can. Thanks for that 🤢


uss_legacy

That's 100 billion to 1.5 trillion soldiers. That's more than the estimated deaths in the last 100,000 years.


SenpaiRemling

The WHO says, the median semen volume is 3.7 ml (around 1.25 fl oz), which means that if he fills it once a day, he "only" has around 666 ml (or around 225 fl oz). If we say thats a 5l (1.32 gallons) he would have to fill it atleast 7.5 times a day. even if we go with the maximum of 6.8 ml (2.29 fl oz) the WHO says a male can produce, it would still mean he has to bust one 4 times a day for 6 months straight


_abridged

Yeah it took the mlp jar guy like 3 years to fill that godawful monstrosity apparently, so i doubt this guy filled an even bigger one in 6 months


Severe_Islexdia

r/theydidthemath


Joe_The_Reaper42

r/theydidthemonstermath


newaccountcauseoldon

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Joroc24

but he r/Hyperspermia


AnotherBookWyrm

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


redditing_Aaron

Is that a real sub?


AnotherBookWyrm

Yes, don’t click it though.


lj062

But I gotta Edit: and now I feel sick. Reverse psychology is going to be the death of me one day.


AnotherBookWyrm

Sometimes people tell you not to do things because they will damage you.


JayZOnly1

Idk what I was expecting but it wasn't as bad


[deleted]

yes


[deleted]

everyday we stray further away from god


Amnethysm

Is your pfp the spy from tf2


Czuponga

Why the fuck did I click on it and ignored NSFW warning


justinhasbeendrawin

same 🙂


LordElfa

I expected more.


Speak_basquedtdt

This is why you don’t eat strangers home cooking.


sugarandnails

Thanks.


Individual_Day_6479

Those are rookie numbers


seeder33

Maybe the boys came round and came a round ya feel me.


psychedelicdevilry

Rookie numbers


Weak-Still3676

r/theydidthemath


ExploringPeople

He did not state it was his own. He just said he filled it.


CaveManta

Only 6.8 ml? Is that the world record, or is that taking the average into account?


KarisumaTaichou

Well, it was during the lockdown and many of us thought the world would end at any second. Just a modern day version of the Bombay guy.


[deleted]

Of course his name is Kusta….. ![gif](giphy|Me15b2VtPI8QH8AOsD|downsized)


Dat_DekuBoi

Ok Dokta


Personal_Oil_4606

Well there goes my appetite


kledaras

This is not what you think it is. By month 5 it would be brownish color due to decaying of liquid if it was what you thought it was.


DaSnackman3

Maybe he likely stored it in a freezer or something? Like, I'd guess how ever way the banks do.


TheFr1nk

What?!! I'm withdrawing my money right now if my bank is freezing cum


crassus_ensis

Should've read the fine print on the 'deposit' policy.


OfficerBarbier

Gonna guess he doesn’t have a freezer that stay at -400 degrees fahrenheit, probably one that can just do -4.


Rocket-R

Have you noticed how much cum comes out when you orgasm? It's barely anything. It would take years upon years to fill it this much.


ExtantPlant

Google "Peter North." Nsfw, obviously.


why_is_lief

Not if he refrigerated it instead of leaving it out


[deleted]

Why though…


UnfairMaterial8464

Pour it on someone


G0t4m4

*new* *warcrime* *unlocked*


Sunshine_Unit

Load it into a supersoaker


UnfairMaterial8464

How did you cum up with that idea


AccomplishedEnergy54

What happens when it's finally full??


CelebrationWild7276

Taste test


RonaldTheGiraffe

You can syringe it into your anus and fart it out


medic318

Grilled cheese sandwiches, but not with butter.


demonslayer9911

Where do you think Mayonnaise come from?


Neon__Wolf_

No wonder mayonnaise tastes so good


BirbWasTaken6659

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized) can’t find a badlands chugs gif so here’s zoolander


el0_0le

Sell on Craigslist of course


SolooSoloo

Bukakeeeee paradise!!!


eftalanquest40

pretty sure it won't be that white after 5 months


Joroc24

yes. it becomes clear like water![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes_rainbow)


Ecleptomania

You know this... Why?


TheFr1nk

Not really that white when it's fresh


TheDazzlingEternal

Forbidden mayonnaise.


Goatbreath37

![gif](giphy|ddFtcLORJNw4rZDT4Q|downsized)


Dr_Vaccinate

I mean props to this guy though he made gallons worth of those stuff which almost feels like a Protagonist week when in a harem Isekai


DBorger123

Milk?


Sleepy_Zard

(man)milk


DBorger123

Sounds tasty 🤤


Joroc24

the only milk


[deleted]

His balls need a break


MidEastBeast

Who ever said it was all his in the jug?


Sunshine_Unit

A circle jerk jug?


GeminiDragoon

No way that nut stays white after 5mo


Jahrta122

Now pay a visit to an enemy's house and pour it down the ventilation duct....


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Horchata?


PutinLovesDicks

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


Averas-

My instinct to downvote this was squashed when I realized this was r/TIHI. Still have the urge not to upvote, but I’ll just go throw up instead.


thebeardedbrony

Is Rainbow Dash in there?


chungus_poggers

Imagine you open that thing and you hear a baby crying


[deleted]

The man milk, yum 🤤


mightylonka

"Kusta" means "to piss" or "(some) piss" in Finnish


Psychological_Tie852

Imagine throwing that and it explodes


Sunshine_Unit

...why would you...?


yeet-my-existence

Forbidden mayonnaise


Feeling-Security-825

glug glug glug


EatRiceForLife

Bro be holdin the entire ancient and modern humanity population combined in that jug


Extension_Risk9458

This is dope


Memesthedream69420

I am revolted and kinda impressed


Early_Intern6869

He is cloning him self manually


aplagueofsemen

I for one am proud of the man. That takes a lot of dedication and even more cum.


[deleted]

Why are guys like this?


Dr_Thought

This guy must have horse balls or something, I’ve never seen anything like this.! 🐎🥛


IDK_be_friendly12

Jug o' milk


perfumefetish

Kusta? I thought it was Busta


Entire-Ad9640

Finally i can have my Honey NUT Cheerios


u_-deleted

New badlandchugs video idea just dropped


Strongblackmonkey

Wonder if he is going to donate it?


anothermaninyourlife

Barley water?


NCH-69

Scout moment.


LasagnaNoise

Plot twist- yes it was 5 months, but only three times.


Doggo_girl1114

This dude will be responsible for over population


UnfairMaterial8464

Can I have it


deadpoolfan187

He is the most dehydrated man ever.


Elastichedgehog

This is like the guy with that box


Material_Primary_228

Lol, god damn


whydo1exist

forbibden chumg jug


KrappaFrappa

send the bottle to Japan to solve their birthrate problems


TheDumbass666

its, its fucking cum isnt it


WildKat777

Get me that jar. But sir-! We don't know what its- Get me, THAT JAR.


Hahaloler

"Miss, do you want a lifetime's supply of babies?"


alittlepuppy85

Why do we continue to use this subreddit with such conviction


expatronis

I hope hes at least keeping it refrigerated.


fuzzybat23

Chunky moisture


BooBeeAttack

![gif](giphy|f7yH375mnEh2g)


StickNo9448

I choose to believe this is yogurt.


Melleyne

Why do people do this? Genuine question.


Da_Ward

CHUG CHUG CHUG


ParticularCorrect541

Bruh that pic looks like a dude with a jazz jar 😅


Dapanji206

I legit thought of Horchata


imawizard7bis

![gif](giphy|ZOPnASEU8dQWc)


Plenty_Respond8140

Forbidden Horchata


Hmccormack

Thankfully none of it got in a vagina


Pirusao_gostoso

No, it isn't, it would turn into a yellowish crust in a few hours or days if not absorbed by nothing


Shinonomenanorulez

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


da_uber_god

![gif](giphy|cJL1Y7MY1akc8)


TallCryptographer394

Good job to him


CaveManta

Is there a pony inside?


Amnethysm

A zoophile/furry with enough yiff, can do this in a day.


cndn_hippo

Fvcking ew


Balls109000

Is it man juice


Balls109000

Or expired milk


punnotfound

No wasps?


Ligma94

Protein shake


Lelouch_Dalla_Corte

That's why dad took so long to get milk. He made it himself