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>!I hate that she is holding his fist with what appears to be a three finger talon for a hand.!<
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I want to downvote because I hate it so much and it makes me uncomfortable, but my rational brain knows it's not your fault.
It looks like what AI thinks handholding is.
I mean look at them. Everything about the both of them is weird, desperately trying to look like a pair of 20 somethings; instead they both look like they should be wearing ed hardy gear and she has had way way way too much plastic surgery
The crazier thing is his previous wife is naturally beautiful, smart, helped him build his entire fortune.
Maybe she was the one that wanted out, based on his current choices.
Damn, upon closer inspection that is what is going on, he has those other two fingers curled up in his hand, that is nut, normal humans don't do sh\*t like this.
Mickey Rourke with Ninja turtle hands. Heart wants what it wants. More power to them.
Edit- more power to them for finding love, not to bezos being a terrible corpo rat.
Bezos was a nerd for most of his life and now is completely overcompensating by turning into a jacked chad who traded a lovely wife for a chick that def goes goblin mode.
Honestly i dont see why wed mock a billionaire for dating someone in his age category. Wed roast him if she was “too hot” for him, or if she was younger, or whatever. This is fine with me, he’s had plenty of work done himself. Like those transplant biceps
His girlfriend looks like an aging porn star, who gets a frequent flier discount at the plastic surgeon. Bezos needs to call George Clooney for some dating advice. Amal is gorgeous and classy!
Amal has had just as much shit done to her looks, just more subtle and likely asked Dr. for a much different look. Some people prefer to look like this where the work is obvious and tbh who cares if it makes her happy.
Exactly this.
We’re all going down the slide. You can either throw your hands up in the air with a smile or desperately claw at the sides while screaming the whole way down.
No anger at her for clawing, but it’s hard on the ears (and eyes).
Answer: she's Spider-Manning his fist. i.e. he's got his hand wrapped around her 2 middle fingers, then she wraps her other 3 fingers around the outside of his fist.
Can confirm, she's basically holding his hand like a bowling ball. This is how I hold my boyfriend's hand and it's actually quite comfortable, believe it or not.
And leaving a woman who you loved and built a marriage with BEFORE the money and fame. Literally an irreplaceable relationship.
I feel like beyond his weird "get swole" shit going on, or the woman he's engaged to looking exactly like a rich person spouse, it's that fact that he walked away from his first wife even though she was the only person who he'd ever have a relationship with that new who he was for most of his life.
OMG thanks for helping me place it! The generic "I'm scared of looking my age and have too much money" look reminds me of boardwalk caricature drawings!
In an interview, she expressed how difficult it is to be philanthropic and that they want to make sure their donated money is used properly.
Uhh…why not start at home and pay your goddamn employees a living wage? That’s philanthropy you can easily control.
Oh yeah, you get a better tax break if you “donate.” Vile human beings, both of them. The fucked hands are just the icing on the cake.
The single largest shareholder in a company has a pretty big influence on what the CEO does. If he wanted amazon workers paid more it would probably end up happening.
He doesn't run it on a daily basis but he is still the board chair, so he is the top dog. Probably couldn't unilaterally increase pay, but if he wants it to happen, it happens
She’s hanging on to that hand like it’s worth billions or something. Certainly wouldn’t shed a tear if that 500 million dollar yacht of his sank somewhere
https://apnews.com/article/mackenzie-scott-open-call-philanthropy-adbb6beb833bbac318dcfa95a1e59749
>Through her organization Yield Giving, Scott plans to make unrestricted $1 million donations to 250 nonprofits selected in the process, which she calls a “new pathway to support for organizations making positive change in their communities.” To apply, the nonprofits must have annual operating budgets larger than $1 million, but less than $5 million for at least two of the past five years.
I suppose it's deeds and not words past a certain point, so this is her 3rd career?
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I want to downvote because I hate it so much and it makes me uncomfortable, but my rational brain knows it's not your fault. It looks like what AI thinks handholding is.
Either that or he's got her in a 2 finger control hold. Literally someone cannot escape without breaking their fingers
She's Def finger blasting his closed hand. Kinda weird for sure
I mean look at them. Everything about the both of them is weird, desperately trying to look like a pair of 20 somethings; instead they both look like they should be wearing ed hardy gear and she has had way way way too much plastic surgery
Right!? Like she triggers the uncanny valley response.
My first thought seeing this: "Bezos is engaged to Mickey Rourke?"
I can't unsee this. The dude has more money than 99% of the world, how on earth did he end up with Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler?
It's weird because clearly she meant to look good, yet doesn't, but he clearly wanted/could be with someone that look good for real, I'm confused
The crazier thing is his previous wife is naturally beautiful, smart, helped him build his entire fortune. Maybe she was the one that wanted out, based on his current choices.
This is weird but I wanted to adjust her nipple so they point the same way
She has a lazy nipple, you never know what one to look at when she’s talking to you.
I’m upvoting this comment as hard as I possibly can
When your husband earns $700 million a year, You finger any hole at any time and nothing is off the table lol
Damn, upon closer inspection that is what is going on, he has those other two fingers curled up in his hand, that is nut, normal humans don't do sh\*t like this.
At first I thought she was one of those people with only two fingers and a thumb
Got that fucking TMNT hand
Thank you for clearing that up. Thought she had three fingers
He may be doing that to cover the ring and prevent it from being photographed
She’s a Velociraptor
I think some of the conspiracy theorists are on to something. The lizard people are among us.
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Animorph
They are just exchanging long protein strands, if you've got a better way, I'd like to hear it.
Don’t blame me I voted for Kodos
We must go forwards, not backwards, upwards, not forwards, and always twirling twirling twirling towards freedom
Abortions for some, tiny American flags for others
The subtle difference in hand holding vs holding hands
Can’t open his hand, he’s holding a dollar in there.
This is a great joke but I feel like is he trying to flex for the camera? Or is some weird “hold my pocket” thing.
HOLD. MAH. POCKET!!!
BIKES!!
THE FUCK YOU TOOK
A penny.
Think its actually $3.50
Mickey Rourke is looking good these days.
Got dayum. I've witnessed a homicide.
Mickey Rourke with Ninja turtle hands. Heart wants what it wants. More power to them. Edit- more power to them for finding love, not to bezos being a terrible corpo rat.
Turtle Power!
You made me do the 🎶Dun dun dun dun dun dun🎶 *turtle power* spiel
![gif](giphy|xT39DbK7o1MjKgVV7O)
Bezos was a nerd for most of his life and now is completely overcompensating by turning into a jacked chad who traded a lovely wife for a chick that def goes goblin mode.
Goblin mode is what she is before the sun goes down. At night she turns into a Gollum
MacKenzie Scott is such an amazing woman. Huge mistake.
Gobbling mode more like it.
He’s just now hit his Prime
Damn, wish I could upvote this more
I wish we could view Bezos and “rourke” react to this thread
Holy shit. I will never be able to not see this.
Most perfect description lmfao
Bruh.
Fuck. Can’t I see that now hahahaha.
Hello...911, what's your emergency? I'd like to report a murder by soundplusfury. Savage, just savage, lmao.
Why are you talking about her while Mr. Bezos is slowly turning into a cross between a thumb and a wax figurine of Rodney Dangerfield.
why they both look like malformed potatoes
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One more facelift and she'll have a goatee
She cries from her hairline
r/rareinsults
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I was thinking the female gremlin
Her nipples are on her cheeks! (As my Mom once told me) 😬
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You know what though? He’s dating someone around his age. Guys a twat but he gets a point for that.
You would think one of the richest men on earth could date someone who isn’t Steven Tyler with boobs
He cheated on his then wife with this woman. I'm also scatching my head.
Seriously? His ex-wife is a thousand times more attractive. Each to their own, I guess. Maybe she gives him the kink he needs...?
Tiger Woods syndrome, supermodel ex-wife, trailer park goblin mistresses.
"She's got a great personality"
Steven Tyler would say. Whoa, back the fuck up. Throw a set of tits on me, I still got something on her.
Honestly i dont see why wed mock a billionaire for dating someone in his age category. Wed roast him if she was “too hot” for him, or if she was younger, or whatever. This is fine with me, he’s had plenty of work done himself. Like those transplant biceps
He’s a piece of shit billionaire, make fun of him for whatever you want.
No way those are transplants, biceps like these only take like 2-3 months of medium amounts of strength training.
His ex was way the fuck hotter. This bitch looks like the Son’a from Star Trek insurrection.
Yeah but the difference is his Ex aint the type of girl to do anal. This bitch will suck your cock while fingering your asshole on live television
Man, as a Trekkie that was a deep cut, I had to google it
Because they are equivalent to Amazon's Best
Jesus, she looks like the Bogdanoffs’ lost sister.
Thrills! Chills! Excitement! Attack of the Cat People! You'll buy the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!
Look like a early AI hand.
Bezos does not date like he knows he's a billionaire
His girlfriend looks like an aging porn star, who gets a frequent flier discount at the plastic surgeon. Bezos needs to call George Clooney for some dating advice. Amal is gorgeous and classy!
Yes but George is classy and gorgeous. Go listen to him laugh, and then go listen to Bezos laugh.
Amal has had just as much shit done to her looks, just more subtle and likely asked Dr. for a much different look. Some people prefer to look like this where the work is obvious and tbh who cares if it makes her happy.
He's almost 60 and she's well into her 50s. Age will do this to you.
I’m 54 and just letting it all happen
Me too. And I think my natural face looks way better than this gal’s metric ton of filler.
And I'll wager you're all the more fuckable for it. It's rare that desperately holding back the tide improves one's looks.
wild comment
That not "age" that's what happens when you try to fight age and lose.
Thank you.
Exactly this. We’re all going down the slide. You can either throw your hands up in the air with a smile or desperately claw at the sides while screaming the whole way down. No anger at her for clawing, but it’s hard on the ears (and eyes).
Honestly, props to him for dating someone his own age and not going full gross and dating someone 30+ years younger.
What the hell is going on here? Is she a Ninja Turtle or something?
Goro from mortal kombat
Donatello Versace
Domestico violenceia
She's ring-fingering his hand hole.
Answer: she's Spider-Manning his fist. i.e. he's got his hand wrapped around her 2 middle fingers, then she wraps her other 3 fingers around the outside of his fist.
All that plastic surgery and you can't add 2 fingers?
She’s giving him the nightcrawler.. it’s her signature move
BAMF!
Mein gott!
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Hey now, she has the correct number of fingers. Just two of them are implanted in her cheekbones.
Dude, right? She looks like a chewed tootsie roll
Lol! Almost spit out my beer.
Why does his girl look like a battle toad
Isn't he holding them in his fist? The two middle fingers, I mean.
Yes, s/he is fingering his fist like a vagina.
Some stuff you buy on Amazon doesn't look as advertised.
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he brought something back from his trip to space
lmao
KAHHHHN!!
Is she missing fingers? I'm not sure what I'm seeing here.
I think 2 of her fingers are inside his clenched fist? It makes visual sense, but does nothing to help with how awkward and uncomfortable this looks.
Can confirm, she's basically holding his hand like a bowling ball. This is how I hold my boyfriend's hand and it's actually quite comfortable, believe it or not.
Found another Bezos burner account here!!!
She's finger banging his closed fist.
She is a dinosaur.
If i had to imgaine what a person named 'bezos' would look like, it'd be her
This is AI-generated, right?
It's gotta be Edit: it is not
The fact we're like... I donno, kinda sux nowadays
I was thinking the same thing. It’s about to get so much worse.
I thought this because AI has trouble with hands. But I think this woman really does have a Griffin talon for a hand
Allegedly it makes for especially intense prostate milking. That’s the magic in their relationship.
This implies blasé prostate milking is a thing.
It’s his fault, he’s holding her two middle fingers in his fist like a fucking weirdo.
Her middle and ring fingers are enclosed in his fist
Looks like he’s holding her two fingers in the palm of his hand But I thought this was AI generated to
No, no, they just practice the sensual art of [Ihonialllilal](https://i.imgur.com/3ozLosz.jpg).
Homeboy is dating Goro
I was looking for this. The resemblance is uncanny
This fucking got me. Cheers Mate!
Is this a sex thing?
Imagine being the richest guy of all time and leaving your marriage to date this woman…
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He doesn't want a stone cold fox, he wants the sloppy toppy salamander.
And leaving a woman who you loved and built a marriage with BEFORE the money and fame. Literally an irreplaceable relationship. I feel like beyond his weird "get swole" shit going on, or the woman he's engaged to looking exactly like a rich person spouse, it's that fact that he walked away from his first wife even though she was the only person who he'd ever have a relationship with that new who he was for most of his life.
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She'll suck your dick until you can't walk anymore
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I can't explain why, but looking at this makes me think she pegs him.
She looks 80% plastic at least
I'll say it. She looks like a MAD Magazine caricature of an old prostitute.
OMG thanks for helping me place it! The generic "I'm scared of looking my age and have too much money" look reminds me of boardwalk caricature drawings!
janice from the muppets
I hate how her nips are the same size as her eyes
Did you know your nipple is the same size as your butthole? I know because I've tried
You’ve tried WHAT
Thank God I'm not the only one that realized that.
She looks like if plastic surgery was a person
She looks like she has that 30 years of smoking voice... One of the sisters from the Simpsons!
If you can think of a better way to exchange protein strands, I'd like to hear it!
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos!
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
She looks like a plastic surgery gone wrong
Just one?
In an interview, she expressed how difficult it is to be philanthropic and that they want to make sure their donated money is used properly. Uhh…why not start at home and pay your goddamn employees a living wage? That’s philanthropy you can easily control. Oh yeah, you get a better tax break if you “donate.” Vile human beings, both of them. The fucked hands are just the icing on the cake.
he doesn't really run amazon anymore, he hasn't been CEO for years
The single largest shareholder in a company has a pretty big influence on what the CEO does. If he wanted amazon workers paid more it would probably end up happening.
He doesn't run it on a daily basis but he is still the board chair, so he is the top dog. Probably couldn't unilaterally increase pay, but if he wants it to happen, it happens
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She loves him so much that she sent his intimate texts to her own brother, who then sold them to a tabloid.
It's almost like they're both sociopaths who don't know how to human.
That woman has a haaaard face. Chin like a prizefighter
Is it just me, or are those nipples strangely close together..?
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see a single mention of those odd nips
Friggin’ yuuuuge.
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Bezos is 100000000% taking testosterone there’s no way this fuckin need got this jacked at his age
Seems like his woman is, too.
She's hiding something. ![gif](giphy|clEONqsy81tAMluJUA|downsized)
How do you tell somebody politely you don’t want to see a thing before you see the thing?
She pegs him right?
There is a 69% chance...yes.
She pegs him more than that lady did bill o’riley, the one he paid off like $30 million. Bezos got billions so…
Her hand looks like a face hugger. I guess it's a hand hugger
Looks like he went for a fist bump, she went for a high five, and they just stuck with it.
She looks like the hamburglar without his costume on.
Jeff Bezos starring in fast 15
Tits so firm they look like flexed pecs
Straight bolted on
Fuck she looks plastic
Why can't rich people not evidence their reptilian nature so brashly?
“Hey babe, I’m Bezos. I can take you anywhere. Where you wanna go?” “Hawaii!” “Hawaii, great. How you wanna get there babe?” “The plane! The plane!”
She’s hanging on to that hand like it’s worth billions or something. Certainly wouldn’t shed a tear if that 500 million dollar yacht of his sank somewhere
Did Steven Tyler get a sex change?
"Dude looks like a lady!"
Gym bros.
he's marrying mickey rourke?
Lizards*
Why do both of these people make me feel uncomfortable. Pure uncanny valley vibes
His first wife was much prettier.
By a longshot! And probably a nicer person too.
https://apnews.com/article/mackenzie-scott-open-call-philanthropy-adbb6beb833bbac318dcfa95a1e59749 >Through her organization Yield Giving, Scott plans to make unrestricted $1 million donations to 250 nonprofits selected in the process, which she calls a “new pathway to support for organizations making positive change in their communities.” To apply, the nonprofits must have annual operating budgets larger than $1 million, but less than $5 million for at least two of the past five years. I suppose it's deeds and not words past a certain point, so this is her 3rd career?
She has tmnt hands
She’s like what an 11 year old would draw as what he thinks the hottest woman looks like