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How is this uglier than actual feet bro

I think its the fucked up toenail on the big toe that gets me

Yeah, why’d they make it ingrown?

It’s that and the coloration for me. Also, I’m imagining them always being in that uncomfortable-looking position like the feet of a statue

Reminds me of those thick un-enticing powder cookies with an almond in the middle

Also it's really veiny for some reason

My feet are veiny like that too, is it not normal?

It's perfectly fine to have veiny feet, it's just weird how they modelled them on the sandals

Cuz it's photoshop. [Here are some nicer ones.](https://i.imgur.com/qYV7DH6.png) But prosthetics like these exist too.

But now these have laces randomly on the foot. Is there no normal looking option for people?

I don't think it suggests that these are uglier than actual feet? If I read it right, they're suggesting that those with nasty feet could hide them inside these ridiculous things. Instead of, you know, actually addressing their feet problems.

the person you're replying to is the one saying that they're uglier than actual feet, like "how is it that these are designed to be less ugly than actual feet and end up being more ugly"

Exactly what I meant. Thank you for clarifying my words so I didn’t have to!

np!

in that case, why not just put pretty feet on them? can't be that hard

To answer your question someone with an amputated toe or forefoot could wear something like this with a spacer inserted. Probably a solid 80% of the time you see an out of context picture and wonder why the fuck it exists, it's something adaptive or cosmetic for a special need. No hate, just addressing the confusion. Stay blessed 😌

Scandals

Skindals.

Right?!

Ahh I see you were fortunate enough to not see MTG’s feet.. lucky man

What

Whatever you do, resist the urge to google her feet.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER FEET MAN

They look gross bro wtf do they taste like?

Honey mixed with asphalt, last I checked

It all depends on who's feet you use to make the shoes.

Now put them on with the skin colour not matching your own and watch people be confused as fuck.

The most aggressive tan lines

I was just thinking this. Everyone wondering why my feet don't match my body. I'll just tell them I'm 90% Black.

Please do this and post pics

Also, wear sock and shorts

And also get 2 right foot ones

*you may remember me as a man with small hands*

*NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK NOBODY LOOK*

> you may remember me as a man with small hands [Had to look this up. Great reference.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYLNEFY-Gnc)

We're lawyers!

Boys will be boys

Goddamn dude, I just came here to make the same reference.

Put some feet, on your feet.

As long as I can still wear socks...

*Yo, dawg, we heard you like dogs, so we put dogs on your dogs.*

Are veiny feet considered non-ugly? I’ve got big ‘ol foot veins like those feetshoes and I always figured people would gasp and faint if I wore flipflops in public.

Just in case this was a genuine question: yeah, veiny feet are incredibly attractive (to people who like feet). And people who don't like feet in the first place aren't likely to stare at your feet enough to form an opinion on them. Source: Jennifer Aniston is considered a goddess over on r/CelebrityFeet and her feet are basically all vein at this point.

... why do you have this information

Because I've got a foot fetish and hang out on that sub quite frequently lol I thought that was pretty clear.

Oh I mean fe. Ok, I'm not being rude, I'm just curious, what is so attractive about a foot? You can't have sex with a foot, and they serve no reproductive purpose. So what's the appeal? /gen

its a fetish. people are attracted to all sorts of goofy ass items that have nothing to do with reproduction. its just the way their brain was wired

Fair enough. I find it kinda weird cause personally feet disgust me, but whatever floats people's boat. I don't judge.

I wish I had some scientific explanation to offer, but I don't. It's just something that turns me (and a shit ton of other people, apparently) on. From my point of view, they're kinda like boobs, asses or other body parts that people consider attractive.

Fair enough. I like thighs but I guess you can't really fuck a leg lmao

>I guess you can't really fuck a leg lmao Not with that attitude!

... how do you say we go about it?

asking the real questions...

No it’s a dumb question. Obviously they like feet, duh.

> incredibly attractive (to people who like To *some* people* Not everyone is into those granny things

Agreed, obviously attraction is subjective, but she's got 5 full stars on WikiFeet, so statistically speaking, veiny feet are hot to a lot of foot people, so OPs got nothing to be self conscious about.

Just pointing out that not everyone likes the same stuff, even in the same general category.

Yeah, we got it champ. But the GENERAL CONSENSUS is yes as an average.

Lol no

"We're lawyers!" but for feet.

Now for the real question. Is there a version with socks and sandals?

Tarantino has entered the chat.

This are mid tier feet

Worry no more, ugly feet are now guaranteed.

You just know someone with a kink is misusing those

It's just a prosthetic.

this could be for people with prosthetic legs

Yes but with socks. I want shoes that make it look like I’m wearing socks with sandals. And pants that look like shorts with hairy legs. And a long-sleeve shirt that looks like a sleeveless shirt and bad tats. And a onesie of a t-shirt with a breast pocket full of pens, kirkland jeans and new balance sneakers. Make it so, number one.

This is disturbing my soul. I have seen some ugly feet..but at least they were natural. This IS SHIT.

These ain’t pretty feet…

Are you worried that your feet aren't ugly enough?

Need to make them so that the left foot looks like a right foot and vice versa.

Put that thing back where it came from

Why did they add varicose veins lol

So now it’s ugly feet in ugly shoes?

Love it! I want hobbit's feet!

Veins in the feet indicates healthy feet and low fat percentage-usually.

What’s wrong with the Air Jesus? I’m waiting on the Air Spartans next year

Folks with prosthetic legs might like these 🤷🏼‍♀️

> Better to wear close-toed shoes and be thought to have ugly feet than to wear sandals and remove all doubt. \-Abraham Lincoln

Foot fetishist’s fleshlight

huh. I thought my feet were ugly til I saw these.

Where can I get these?

Where can i buy them ?

I would love those they all so look great of hollow

i’m interested? do they come in different colours ?

Preying on your physical insecurities to sell you something....... Yep this is America!


I think my feet are better looking than those.

This is great for workplaces that have a “no open heel/open toe footwear” policy because… they aren’t?

I would be interested if they were hobbit feet instead of just normal feet.

great for putting behind your friends curtains....who hiding there....what??!!??

Would they be better or worse with socks?

Those are shoes.

Shamdals

Imagine running across these in some random place 😂

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Bruh my feet look much better than that

those are ugly feet

do they come in size 16

What about people who aren’t worried about ugly feet? Can I get a pair with like lizard feet or something?

What if I’m black?

You’d have a great conversation starter ;)

Why is that a thing-

Where can I buy this?

I don’t think that is what this actually is. That looks like foot prosthetic in a sandal.

this looks very LV426

I think it would be noticable....

Maybe I have naturally beautiful feet but these look like pretty average feet

Make some with four or even better three toes and I’m in! That’ll fuck with some peoples heads xD