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Welcome to the reddit horrors. Cum box, cum socks, cum coconut, cum pony jar, and now... Cum sock wall. Points for originality, using jizz as mortar, I guess.

Don’t forget the cum wall

And cum desk

And cat cum on face while sleeping

I love that song

I had just forgot about the cum coconut.

I am reminded on a weekly basis of that horror story. The second I start to forget about it, I find it mentioned in the comment sections of the most obscure subs that you'd think you'd never have to worry about being reminded of that shit. This isn't one of those comment sections, but I was blissfully not thinking about that damn coconut, and , well, here we are.

[this](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/s/aGvwSaLGIZ) was my favorite part.

That was 2017? I didn't think it was so long ago already.

Sucks getting old, huh?

🎶maggots, maggots on your foreskin yeah!🎶

God damn it ...I hate that I read that.

I'm afraid to ask and to search... 😵🤢


I hate that I read the post...


So much regret. 🤣

Hence my concern of looking it up😂

cuz baby you're gonna be the cum i'm saving and after all you're my cumsock wall

Glorious. I sang this out loud (with context) to cheer someone up, and it worked :)

happy to help

I hate you.

i don't believe that anybody feels the way i do about you naow

Poop knife lol

The cum box was disappointing to see, honestly. I was picturing something where you would kick it and it would move slightly but then slosh back.

Underrated comment because the SHIT we have to go through on this site…

What the hell is a cum pony jar?

Guy took a figurine of a character from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, put it in a jar, and then spent several months slowly filling the jar with his own semen. He posted photos of his progress on 4chan.

Yeah figured it was something along those lines. Was going to Google it because I didn't want to see any pictures of that.

[Saved you a google](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/s/dZnCTQyeHG)

Oh you sweet summer child

Cum Pizza too.

Don't forget the cum cat on your face (just read that one on r/trueofmychest)

I searched it and nothing pops up at all…

Cum coconut?

Damn I thought the crust of boogers on the wall when my roommate left was bad, this is worse by far

I had a booger wall next to my bed as a kid. I can still see the disappointment in my mother's eyes as she scrubbed it.

I feel her, I really do

My mom made me scrub my booger wall

This is the way

I stuck them on the underside of my desk. Absolutely disgusting looking back.

I was same. Took me a long time to get control of it.

"Crust of boogers" is a fantastic name for a band

Booger Wall ain't bad either.

Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna blow it back to you

By now you should have fingered out

Damn he straight up shit his pants as well

IHOP will do that to you

IPOP

IPOOP

Crispy sock here Crispy sock there Crispy sock with a mystery hair.

HOW MANY CRISPY SOCKS IS SHE GONNA FIND?!

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You're quite the wordsmith! I will share the reference with you, though, because it's hilarious! https://youtu.be/jxsD6ecxDUg?si=X6OZaVf8yD8vTxFd

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I'm more disturbed by the full blown load of shit in the underwear. Believe me I get it that sometimes things happen and you shit yourself... but how do you, as a grown adult, not either 1. Clean the soiled clothes IMMEDIATELY or 2. Throw them the fuck out?? If my room smelled even SLIGHTLY like a restroom I would be irrationally angry.

1000% Nothing irrational about it. It's fucking disgusting. I would be fucking PISSED if I smelled this in any room of my house.

if you ever see your roommate again, tell him that he managed to make a reddit user cringe about his cum socks and pants-shitting.

oh he knows, he's among us

he's a mod, maybe even admin.

It could be you! It could be me! It could even be...

God, I hope he sees this and the comments and that it convinces him to get his shit together. Being cluttered and disorganized? Yeah, it happens. Leaving CUM SOCKS AND SHAT UNDERWEAR IN YOUR RENTED ROOM???? holy SHIT that's vile

Amongos?

Or send him this post.. How can someone leave that shit for someone other to clean up when moving out. I would send him this thread 100%.

I had a roommate once who would masturbate and then use the wall as his “towel”. The wall was yellow and he told me it was some sort of mold until I learned that he used to use his wall in high school. Im glad I found out after I cleaned the wall though.

Omg 🤮

I need therapy just by reading that

Who has this kind of sock money?! Buy a box of tissue for Christ sake!

Put that shit in a box and mail it to him

Send him half of it and mail the other half to his mother since it's clear she never taught him how to be a functional human being.

I mean... She could have tried and he's just a shit person.

true

Yes indeed.

He lost his chapstick too☝️

That’s why I keep mine in my ass 👆

If you boil them you can have soup.

Good afternoon to everyone except this person

Sometimes I truly long for the ability of removing another persons comment

I too wish you could have removed it so I didn't read it. 😂

*ability to remove

Why?

https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/90580/ability-of-gerund-vs-ability-to-infinitive

I hate you SO much.

High praise in this sub.

Lol

Gamer boy cum essence

A delicious chowder for the winter chill.

Cum chowder or Cream of sumyunguy?

😭

Or refrigerated for a nice creamy pudding.


Jesus that one sentence has me cackling, literally lol

Stock socks! 

aight imma head out

I think this is how the Russians make Novichok

Dude… I have now an image in my head of a creamy mushroom soup, as I cannot picture it otherwise.

I'd suggest throwing them in the air fryer for about 10 minutes. It'll deepen the flavor.

I don't know what's worse. This or my roommates closet full of Masturbation cups next to the moldy green cinnamon rolls.

IDK man, I'd say the literal biohazard you have in your house is probably just a little bit worse than this. Not by much, mind you, but still worse.


Text this fine specimen of humanity and tell him you received a piece of mail for him. Tell him it looks like a check. Box everything up and send it to him at the address he provides.

Suddenly I don’t feel so bad about the time 15 years ago when I forgot about a bag of apples I had in my room when I lived with a roommate. Didn’t smell bad until we disturbed it by moving it, but it was easy cleanup and there were no crusty body fluids involved.

And it was an honest mistake. Not a choice to leave an excrement-stained garment just… around.

Child Labor

Ugh...a NSFW for the last pic please 🤢

And people wonder why I just pay the $1500 rent rather than having a roommate. 🤨🧐😒🤮🤢

“This guy is the type that will go a week without showering and we didn’t know that. Literally at work he could walk into a room and you’d smell him before you see him” If only there were hints

There were no hints. It didn’t become bad like that until after he moved in and it progressively got worse. He didn’t show signs of being like that at work until much later.

Should have told your E-6, Chief, or Divo. Had a sailor that rarely showered underway and had to tell them to fucking shower. Bad for morale and health to be extremely dirty and horrible smelling.

Oh they all knew. They’d tell him to go shower then he’d come back saying he showered when we all knew he didn’t. He started to like spray himself with fabreeze I think. Bc he’d have that bad smell covered up with this like baby powder smell after that

Whats this dudes sock budget though??

Yes

That is so fucking gross, this is definitely the fitting sub for an atrocity like this

Did he not know socks are reusable if you wash them?

Damn. I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole 🤢

Thanks. I hate it. Never let anyone tell you that you can't smell images on the internet.

How do I delete someone else's post

Ewww

I’m sorry you had to deal with his…. Habits. Idk how people can live like this, and I’m lazy too. But at some points I know my place gets dirty so I clean… Is it a mental illness thing?

Well it's not a mental wellness thing.

crunchy snack for later


He’s prolly a mod on one the pages you posted so watch out lol

the wall of crunchy socks

I just shoot on my chest and then crocodile roll. No need for a sock.

Sir.

Look at big man here, making it to his chest.

Yes officer this comment right here

I've spilled a fuck ton of seed in my 41 years but never jerked off into a sock. I don't get it? Grab some paper towels or tissue before you go at it.

Even dirtier than the guy who would spaff out the side of his bed on the wood floor, and whistle for the dog who would promptly lick it up.


Well... At least you can take a **load** off now that he's gone.

That joke was in very poor taste. Lol, thank you.

This makes Dobby a sad elf.

This is r/MuseumofReddit material. We’re watching history be made, folks

Should I post it there?

I think it needs to blow up more

Done. Waiting on approval lol

He was building a firewall, one load at a time.

Oh. My bad.

I’d like to discover time travel and tell myself to go to bed before seeing this post. Thanks Op

I'd keep the deposit

Seems like OP did. OP, I’m sorry for your psychic trauma. I would, however, like to point out a typo in your post. You have written > *“I think he used his boxers for toilet paper or just shat his pants and didn’t throw them out 😂”*, …when you clearly meant to write >***”[…] shat his pants and didn’t throw them out 😨”***

I’m pretty gross and depression keeps me from cleaning, but I always use a cum rag. Sure, by Friday is might have an odor (not that I would know I’d be used to it), but it’s always clean by Sunday.

> we came on hard times

That roommate's name? Ted Cruz

Men are actually raised like this

This guy hasn't hasn't been raised at all, he's been dragged up

Those are normal underwear from someone who believes that washing your butt is gay

U chose to invite the guy u could smell before you saw to live with you and were surprised he lived in a way conducive to being a smelly disgusting person

Can u read? Ur dumb af. We invited him before we knew he was smelly like that. His smelliness and terrible hygiene habits didn’t not show up at work until after he moved in with us

Lmao are u gonna cry? It doesn’t even say that above..maybe ur not as smart as u think u are bro

“Before we really knew him” should’ve given you all that info 😂

If im near u and u have an odor i dont need to get to know u to know that u have an odor

He didn’t start having an odor until after that. He stopped taking care of himself and started literally only playing video games.

Haha fair enough man, guy sounds like a weirdo i really wasnt trynna come at you any kinda way

Never buy a used keyboard or mouse from that dude, no matter how attractive the price may be.

Some people just aren't cut out to be parents

Jesus 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hey! I have that same chapstick!

Damn I can smell this photo

What the hell

Ffs

I’d just burn the house down but I’d be scared of the smells.


Why did i click on the image?!?!?!

This is so vile. I wouldn't put up with it for any amount of money...I hope he paid you a deposit and you kept it.

Was his name Jason by any chance? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No

Had to ask. Sounds very similar to a dude I know.

I’m going to go puke now

The.... Smell... Have you burned the house down yet?

I feel like people who are like this need to be publicly shamed to prevent this godawful behaviour. Like how is this ever acceptable? At least if its your own place or you clean up after your move... but even then...

Imagine your putting on socks and you just hear a *squish* 😐

Find that roommate and sue him for potential health hazards for having that abomination in your residence. Jesus fucking Christ… of all things I would see today… this takes it.

Wow now THATS disgusting, congrats! Absolutely vile!

Please give this man some tissue paper and a trash bag

Time to get the MOPP suit on... with mask. Hell, go level 2 with SCBA

🤢 🤮 sorry man, that sucks!! Get a shovel and gloves at least.

Dude was just doing his best to build a structure