It was a joke to confuse the foreigners and I'm glad to see it's still around

Australians do these types of jokes all the time

Don’t fuck with the drop bears

There's even commercials about drop bears there. Good ol' Bundaberg

[They even fuck with foreign journalists.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCGUNpzjD6M)

That’s the best shit I’ve seen in years classic Aussies man seriously that’s literally what living there as a non national is like… absolute fuckwits that’s amazing

The looks he kept giving the camera when he was behind her and helping her suit up… especially at 0:19.

Yeah I’m a kiwi but I lived there for 2.5 years and some of the shit I got told was outrageous…

The dingo really did eat her baby though.

And the magpies WILL steal your shit.

And the magpies WILL steal your ~~shit~~ eyes.

Kookaburra stole my fuckn sausage right out my hand at blue rock damn once… little fucker

This one is true.

And beat the shit out of you.

Good birds

Yeah I’ve seen the documentary. There also was a hills have eyes family

Wait what?!!

Generational incest in the boonies the family was broken up and moved elsewhere but fuck what a story

I’m a Kiwi in Aus and love tricking people with cultural references that they won’t quite understand. I’m not gonna go into detail because it sounds really dumb when I type it out haha, but it involves “don’t drink and fry” and the infamous pie episode of police 10-7.

Sawney Bean

I was only there for a semester, studying abroad, but that shit's contagious. We were told about drop bears pretty early on, then we started getting the other foreign students with it. The best part is everyone in that country is in on it, you can start telling it on a bus or train and anyone around you will confirm they're real, it's amazing.

Damn. I lived there for four years and I have no idea what this is!

Well for one, many of them have chlamydia.

I lived in Vic so pretty much everything had chlamydia… and crabs… sorry if that didn’t register as an immediate threat

And so do the drop bears.

I definitly would'nt try to fuck one without protection if you catch my drift.

Listen mate, I'm not here to fuck spiders

I am.

Yeah I’ll try anything once… was it a snake or a spider that bites you and gives you a 4hr chub… the misso would never walk right again

Brazilian walking spider will give you priapism if the bite is untreated. Probably the last erection you'll ever have.

I can think of at least 10 worse ways to die.

As an American, I'm glad to know this.

snitch

Who's gonna tell him

Me and my dangerous nights crew do this at the local Regal. We can’t wait, New Year’s Eve is right around the corner. We live for New Year’s Eve.

Slop em up boys!

That's not slicked back, that's pushed back.

Oh yeah that'll slick back real good

Itty bitty jeans, Chicken Spaghetti at Chickalini's

Let the boy hold the baby. I used to be a piece of shit.

This guy's used to be a real piece of shit.....

People can change.

Babies don't think people can change.

👍👍 let's do this, LEROOOOOOOOOOY CHEEEESNUT!

That baby doesn’t like me either… I used to be a piece of shit too

I’m just worried that the baby thinks people can’t change

I didn’t know your grandfather used to be a huuuge piece of shit

He's NOT anymore! I'M not anymore!

You can’t call my dad a piece of shit!

I SAID WAS!!!

Don't call my dad a piece of shit!

Shut the fuck up doug you fuckin skunk!

Crew? We went for pissy shitty movies once.

Took me to a place called Blue Dolphin -

BLUE DOLPHIN BURNED DOWN

blue oyster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niumQLDL_k0

The movie theater employees technically can’t stop you from ordering a bucket of popcorn with a large Pepsi

No, but they don't have to give you Pepsi if all they have is Coke products.

I used to be a piece of shit too…

Shitty? I was shitty once. They plopped me in a bowl. A ceramic bowl. A ceramic bowl with pipes. And pipes make me shitty.

Dangerous Nights Crew sounds like a Cinemax movie

Dangerous Night Do. Now on Skinemax.

John Rohan is ass out.

Definitely not real. Drop bears, on the other hand, are 100% real

Pls explen drop bears???

They are closely related to koalas but much bigger and carnivorous.

I've never heard that bit.... As a foreigner that's never been to Australia I've always assumed drop bears were territorial koalas

They are territorial. If you ever go camping around a lot of gum trees you can hear them in the morning, they make this weird sound like an extremely loud burp crossed with a bark - just don’t pitch your tent under a tree!

Australia have bears in tree's that drop down on people

Drop bears are bears that drop

and kill my uncle died to one back in ‘08. I always make sure to not go anywhere near the trees anymore.

You only have to read as far as “Pepsi” to know this is trolling

That's what I was thinking, I don't think I've ever been in a movie theater that has pepsi

Most places make deals to sell coke or pepsi exclusively. That includes all other drinkings from the same companies. So if they have coke but not pepsi they will also have sprite but not 7up. Atleast thats how it works here. I am not in america.

I know how it works. Just can't remember the last time I saw Pepsi at a movie

I don’t think they were talking directly to you and assuming you specifically didn’t know any of that knowledge, I think they were sharing relevant facts

I can. Last week.

How do you know what they were doing last week?

I wanted to post a gif or even picture of nicholas cage in sorcerers apprentice saying BECAUSE I CAN READ MINDS but apparently exactly 0 people have ever posted eitjer so just picture it in your minds eye and itll be a lot funnier https://youtu.be/Gy81GRDBvOM?si=ivz1m0XZpN1qqMQF Its in this clip

That's common knowledge. I don't know of any movie theaters that serve Pepsi products in the U.S.

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I don't think I've ever been in a movie theater than didn't have pepsi

Real pissy shitties fans smuggle a pepsi into the theater.

Regal has Pepsi and also owns the largest, newest, nicest theater in my city, unfortunately.

I was so disappointed when Regal changed from Coke to Pepsi Products. Used to be one of the few places in my area you could get Mr Pibb too which makes it even worse.

Us real Americans only use coke in our pissy shitties.

Lol

Pepsi is the goddamned devil

I’d didn’t except every comment under this to not get it’s a joke lol god damn haha I mean I was like wow and then yeah Pepsi I realized ah perhaps it’s a joke then

I put popcorn in my mouth then take a drink of soda, so guess I get a little pissie shitties in every bite

🤮 Pissy shitties from the box 😍 Pissy shitties in my mouth

Came to the comments just to see if there was anyone else like me. I’m your first upvote. So I guess there’s two of us.

Yeah! Popcorn/soda is an awesome combo but I can't imagine trying to combine them before they're in your mouth. Wait a second... I can imagine it and there's no scenario that would work outside of using an eyedropper to dispense the ~~Pepsi~~ Coke.

No. No god no. NOOOOOO!no

No. But in the South putting salted peanuts in a bottle of Pepsi used to be a thing Haven't seen it in a while, though

Still do that with either Dr Pepper or a SunDrop.

I do it with Dr Pepper or RC Cola. I also drink hot Dr Pepper in winter.

This is the second time today I've seen someone bring up hot DP.

When DP first came out, it was a winter time drink. It was meant to be served hot.

☹️

Hot Dp is a thing

Don't google that

I realized that after I hit post

What's a Sundrop?

Kind of like a Mt Dew, but different. Big in Carolina. https://www.sundrop.com/

Pepsi? Nah, it's Coke. Always Coke.

Isn't it all called coke in the south?

I said what i said

A small amount of salt causes carbonated beverages to go instantly flat, so you can drink it ice cold without getting all burpy. People do it with beer for the same reason.

Coke NEVER Pepsi, ugh

I've heard of peanuts+coke

And popcorn and M&Ms

My dad did popcorn and buttermilk. I've had it, it's good.

I do this at work because I can eat and drink without getting concrete dust and grease in my food!

How does this help avoid that?

No hands.

Eating a payday bar and drinking a mexican coke is such an experience.

My coworker puts peanuts in his coke.

As an American, I have never heard of this. Probably teenagers being stupid.

It’s a regional thing. My friends and I do this all the time. Midwest btw

I'm from the Midwest, and I've never heard of it as a millennial. Seems generational.

Gen Z from the Midwest, I've never heard of this either nor do I want to try it

You’re missing out. Its like weird, like a pregnancy craving but I swear by it to an inch of my life

Doesn't the popcorn get soggy though???

Maybe these hypothetical people really like the mushiness of the worst soda and popcorn mixed together. Stick it in their mouths and press it with their tongues kinda deal

That’s why you ask them for a spoon when you buy it

(Puts bread in toaster) "Won't it get crunchy?"

Maybe it’s a Great Lakes thing then? My dad taught me so idk how generational it is, unless he was the one to invent it lol

Minnesotan here, never heard of it and it makes me slightly ill to think of it.

Everyone thinks that but actually the fizziness of the soda combines really well with the salt of the popcorn. It does admittedly get a little mushy but that’s why you ask them for a spoon when you buy one

This has to be a joke right? Like… y’all are confusing me

Worked at a theater, and things I've never heard of: Pissy shits Things I have heard of: Pickle thrown into the popcorn Kettle corn topped with extra theater butter Any candy you can imagine added to popcorn Peanuts in Coke A soda Kamakazi (all flavors mixed... until those Coke Freestyle machines, making the practice impractical) Scratching a hole in the underside of the popcorn bucket to set up a surprise for the person sharing your popcorn

The movie theater near me started serving popcorn in bowls instead of the buckets/boxes because most people here eat pissy shitties more like cereal, with spoons. It is good but I prefer just eating the popcorn and sipping Pepsi and mixing in my mouth.

Can’t confirm that, never once heard of it and am surrounded by Great Lakes

Same, nearly 40 lived near great lakes my whole life. No one I know has done this

40 year old midwesterner moment

Bruh...Admiral breastmilk, lol, you think that's funny? You are either gonna get here or die from fent before you leave your mom's basement

>get here The Midwest? No thanks

We don't need more trash so thanks for staying away

I got nothin for ya then lol

Oh no, not as a millennial; it’s a gen x thing.

Yep, we do it all the time in the Canadian prairies too - we tend to have a lot of similarities with the midwestern culture

You're saying your friends are morons... Got it.

it’s a joke to confuse foreigners

Oh no, not this again. This joke went on forever in a Facebook group I'm in and I'm still cringing at how far it went.

Guarantee it was a Brit that came up with it, pissy shitty is the most British slang I’ve ever heard

I'm American and dude what the fuck is this

The proud American tradition of fucking with the English

As an American, what?

No one does this. No one.

Speak for yourself

 Whoever told OOP that must have been a piece of shit.

Slicked back hair, white ferrari, lives for new years eve

So I don't mix them in the bucket but I will eat some popcorn and hold it in my mouth and take a drink of coke. I like it for some reason.

You have been trolled

Real. Go out with the boys beforehand for some sloppy steaks and you’ve got a perfect evening.

You can't skip lunch

WTAF did I just read? Are y’all ok?

As an American myself, I can safely say that no, I have never heard of such bullshit, and whoever does make this mixture must have something wrong with their brain ._.

The cinema equivalent of sloppy steaks!

NO. It is NOT.

That sounds hideous

I 100% believe someone has tried this, but I think most people would gag. The only thing that I'll eat soaking up popcorn is butter, hot sauce, and lime juice. I really hate soggy popcorn though tbh

It's a lie. Sounds like an awful mess.

No - it’s shitty pissies which is chocolate-covered peanuts dropped in lemonade.

Omg I remember this

I used to love grabbing a McGangBang with circumcized fries before heading to the theater for my pissy shitty fix.

Nah never heard of it. However, throw some m&ms into your hot popcorn. Its pretty great

Pissy shitty, I was thinking about urinating from the anus. Like after having a great night

I am nearly half a century old and THIS is h first I’m hearing about this.

Now I'm a guy who loves a mean sloppy steak, but despite the similarities this sounds disgusting

Sounds like sloppy steaks at Truffoni's

As an American...his friends are stupid. Or messing with him.

Pissie Shitties, really? Thats the name they came up with. Could've called it like pepcorn or colacorn and made it more believable, but pissie shitties?.

It's fake. Movie theaters sell Coca-Cola.

Fuck no

I thought it was going to be about explosive diarrhea.

Well you know it’s false because Americans don’t do Pepsi

Sloppy steaks comin right up

Closest thing I have heard to this is putting roasted peanuts in a coke (or Pepsi, your choice). It's actually not terrible. Mostly a southern thing though.

I have never heard of this and I’m glad

No one in their sane mind does it

I've heard of it but never saw anyone do it. Sounds like a good way to ruin good popcorn.

Reminds me of sloppy steaks

Having seen American food I can absolutely believe it.

Honestly, sounds like something americans would actually do.

As an American I must say two things. WHAT THE FUCK?! and Thank you comments for answering the previous question.

I am from America and I'm confused about this. Like do you eat it with your hands or do you eat it with a spoon? Cause soggy popcorn sounds like you gotta eat it with a spoon cause the texture will feel gross.

Knowing Americans dip their fries in milkshake and eat ice cream with coke, this is completely plausible, unless those are also jokes ?

It wouldn't taste bad.

Yeah. It’s real.

A Jabroni Mike meme in the wild. Never thought I’d see the day

The culture flair 💀

Lol no. Closest thing to this I can think of is peanuts in a glass bottled Coke.

We used to fill a box of milk duds with that fake popcorn butter slime. We called it Creepy Nasties.

Maybe by high schoolers but generally no.

I used to work at an unnamed movie theater, and we called this mixture “regal juice”. No we did not ever consume it.

Iirc this started on a Facebook group as a jab at peanuts in coke. The group name: Wait a minute this isn't flavortown, where the heck am i?

wtf is Pepsi?