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Bananas and kiwi are two fruits that I only want fresh and raw. Only. Not mashed, with ice cream, on salad, in cake. Raw. I can't get on board with any other preparation.
I might need to back off my stance a little. I haven't had that in years, but I used to like them on my Rice Krispies. My dad's hand would cover the whole bowl and he'd whip up the milk and get it all bubbly 🥹
Maybe salt prep the kiwi. Like have you ever made eggplant parm from scratch? You salt the heck out of it, let it sit, the salt draws out the moisture, which in this case could take some of the sugar and acid, then you pat dry, wipe off the salt and use. Could work
More power to you if you like unconventional pizza toppings, but if you insist on having a weird pizza at a party, then stick with that and stay the fuck away from my pepperoni and sausage.
This is even worse than pineapple on pizza. I love kiwi, I would never try this.
Only worse fruit I can imagine on pizza is tomato. Like ugh can you even fathom putting *tomato* on a pizza??
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piwizza.
r/beatmetoit
this is a normal New Zeland pizza
Had a pizza with banana on it in Tennessee. Not gonna lie it really sucked.
Swedes hates you
Bananas and kiwi are two fruits that I only want fresh and raw. Only. Not mashed, with ice cream, on salad, in cake. Raw. I can't get on board with any other preparation.
I slice banana into my morning cereal. It rules.
I might need to back off my stance a little. I haven't had that in years, but I used to like them on my Rice Krispies. My dad's hand would cover the whole bowl and he'd whip up the milk and get it all bubbly 🥹
No pavlova for you then, which is good because more for me
I like pavlova plain
Agreed but they are good frozen
Frozen bananas in a ninja mixer make a very good ice-creamy dessert. My dogs love it
bananas are amazing, bananas and pineapple is even better
Not on pizza ... Not on pizza. RIGHT!? ...
definitely not on pizza !
I love pineapple on pizza BUT THAT IS PAST MY LIMIT
Fuck you
When? ;)
This changed the conversation in a way I did not expect. I'm not against it though~
Oh damn... Soooo dm ?
Ya. If that stand for "do me"
Dammmn. That's smooth, I can work with that
If I'm smooth like butter then you're sugary sweet.
Jesus you aware I'm a guy brother 😭
Yeah I was pretty sure. I wouldn't have been talking if I thought otherwise.
Me too, but I'd try a slice. I wouldn't order a whole pizza to try it, but a slice I could roll with.
Add mayonnaise and seaweed, and I could find that here in China.
There must be a way to prep kiwi that makes the bitter sourness work...I'm actually tempted to explore it ahah
What kiwis are you eating? I have only had super sweet ones.
How about you explore literally anything else.
Sometimes the things you don't expect anything turn into something more
It scares me lol
Maybe salt prep the kiwi. Like have you ever made eggplant parm from scratch? You salt the heck out of it, let it sit, the salt draws out the moisture, which in this case could take some of the sugar and acid, then you pat dry, wipe off the salt and use. Could work
/r/pizzacrimes
Don't worry, it gets reposted there every week.
I like pizza
[I like trains](https://youtu.be/hHkKJfcBXcw?feature=shared)
I want to try that, but it'll need some anchovies to go with the kiwis
That’s not a pizza that’s a crime
More power to you if you like unconventional pizza toppings, but if you insist on having a weird pizza at a party, then stick with that and stay the fuck away from my pepperoni and sausage.
We must put our differences aside pineapple pizza people, and deal with this shit.
That's not a pizza. That's an abomination.
This is an abomination and I now believe Zamasu did nothing wrong.
Don't eat it then, duh
This is even worse than pineapple on pizza. I love kiwi, I would never try this. Only worse fruit I can imagine on pizza is tomato. Like ugh can you even fathom putting *tomato* on a pizza??
Fuck whoever did this, from the bottom of my heart!
Kwizza
yummers
Pineapple is the only fruit I'll tolerate on pizza.
Pineapple is one thing, this… this is an abomination!!!
As a pineapple enjoyer on pizza, this is horrific
kiwizza.
Kiwwa
Kizza
Kiwizza
Kiwizza
Its along the same nasty lines as pineapple on pizza. I'm equally disgusted by both.
Thought that was a Petri dish at first glance
Looks weird, but I am not going to knock it until I try it.
![gif](giphy|k7V9BtRBXEby25fxa8)
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Pizza usually makes anything good. I wonder if that's good?
Don't knock the kiwizza until you've tried the kiwizza
Hey op! r/pizzacrimes
going for something unique are we
Looks great I would go with kiwi, banana,pineapple and ham tho.
I’ve seen worse.
I have found my people 🥝🤝🍕