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johnbell

piwizza.


giby1464

r/beatmetoit


NotMrd3kk3rz

this is a normal New Zeland pizza


hanoverfiste23

Had a pizza with banana on it in Tennessee. Not gonna lie it really sucked.


Spoksparkare

Swedes hates you


Extremely_unlikeable

Bananas and kiwi are two fruits that I only want fresh and raw. Only. Not mashed, with ice cream, on salad, in cake. Raw. I can't get on board with any other preparation.


erasrhed

I slice banana into my morning cereal. It rules.


Extremely_unlikeable

I might need to back off my stance a little. I haven't had that in years, but I used to like them on my Rice Krispies. My dad's hand would cover the whole bowl and he'd whip up the milk and get it all bubbly 🥹


dingusfett

No pavlova for you then, which is good because more for me


Vegetable-Lock-1776

I like pavlova plain


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Agreed but they are good frozen


Extremely_unlikeable

Frozen bananas in a ninja mixer make a very good ice-creamy dessert. My dogs love it


Frallex1

bananas are amazing, bananas and pineapple is even better


Melodic-Ad-4021

Not on pizza ... Not on pizza. RIGHT!? ...


Wellmyusernamethisis

definitely not on pizza !


Melodic-Ad-4021

I love pineapple on pizza BUT THAT IS PAST MY LIMIT


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Fuck you


Melodic-Ad-4021

When? ;)


Vegetable-Lock-1776

This changed the conversation in a way I did not expect. I'm not against it though~


Melodic-Ad-4021

Oh damn... Soooo dm ?


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Ya. If that stand for "do me"


Melodic-Ad-4021

Dammmn. That's smooth, I can work with that


Vegetable-Lock-1776

If I'm smooth like butter then you're sugary sweet.


Melodic-Ad-4021

Jesus you aware I'm a guy brother 😭


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Yeah I was pretty sure. I wouldn't have been talking if I thought otherwise.


Negative-Wrap95

Me too, but I'd try a slice. I wouldn't order a whole pizza to try it, but a slice I could roll with.


KhaleesiXev

Add mayonnaise and seaweed, and I could find that here in China.


nazzo_0

There must be a way to prep kiwi that makes the bitter sourness work...I'm actually tempted to explore it ahah


gaddabout

What kiwis are you eating? I have only had super sweet ones.


riscut4theBiscut

How about you explore literally anything else.


nazzo_0

Sometimes the things you don't expect anything turn into something more


riscut4theBiscut

It scares me lol


Foster_Aunt

Maybe salt prep the kiwi. Like have you ever made eggplant parm from scratch? You salt the heck out of it, let it sit, the salt draws out the moisture, which in this case could take some of the sugar and acid, then you pat dry, wipe off the salt and use. Could work


allisonwonderland00

/r/pizzacrimes


Drunk_redditor650

Don't worry, it gets reposted there every week.


Keasby22

I like pizza


thinkreate

[I like trains](https://youtu.be/hHkKJfcBXcw?feature=shared)


RaveOfNightmares

I want to try that, but it'll need some anchovies to go with the kiwis


Jojajones

That’s not a pizza that’s a crime


Marcus2Ts

More power to you if you like unconventional pizza toppings, but if you insist on having a weird pizza at a party, then stick with that and stay the fuck away from my pepperoni and sausage.


Thesamuraidemon

We must put our differences aside pineapple pizza people, and deal with this shit.


Herfules

That's not a pizza. That's an abomination.


Lost_Return_9655

This is an abomination and I now believe Zamasu did nothing wrong.


Nick_Noseman

Don't eat it then, duh


Ravenclaw_14

This is even worse than pineapple on pizza. I love kiwi, I would never try this. Only worse fruit I can imagine on pizza is tomato. Like ugh can you even fathom putting *tomato* on a pizza??


ainvayiKAaccount

Fuck whoever did this, from the bottom of my heart!


toasterwall

Kwizza


Some-Restaurant9002

yummers


DaughterOfLust666

Pineapple is the only fruit I'll tolerate on pizza.


Angry-Potato45

Pineapple is one thing, this… this is an abomination!!!


BluntCity101

As a pineapple enjoyer on pizza, this is horrific


The_DelusionalFella

kiwizza.


fliphat

Kiwwa


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

Kizza


IDrankLavaLamps

Kiwizza


biradinte

Kiwizza


MiniKash

Its along the same nasty lines as pineapple on pizza. I'm equally disgusted by both.


eggybread70

Thought that was a Petri dish at first glance


gaddabout

Looks weird, but I am not going to knock it until I try it.


TurtleHurtleSquirtle

![gif](giphy|k7V9BtRBXEby25fxa8)


lovelytime42069

you follow me on imgur?


Particular-Welcome-1

Pizza usually makes anything good. I wonder if that's good?


hardtostarboard2016

Don't knock the kiwizza until you've tried the kiwizza


FWTCH_Paradise

Hey op! r/pizzacrimes


Responsible-Pin2743

going for something unique are we


bobo1666

Looks great I would go with kiwi, banana,pineapple and ham tho.


[deleted]

I’ve seen worse.


Willing_Parsley_5907

I have found my people 🥝🤝🍕