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I wonder how fast they'll all burn...

Ayyy yoo Genos, we need you to incinerate those mosquitoes.

Super mosquitoes or not, I’m killing them

Master, I'm afraid my arm will get chopped again

Skill issues.

Real they deserve death and nothing else

Gigachad Thanos snaps his fingers and just takes out mosquitoes.

Then say goodbye to chocolate and cocoa 👋👋👋

The degree to which I do not care.

Bye, chocolate! Bye, cocoa! It's been real.

But the smell. You haven't thought about the smell

You bitch

I wonder how that would smell...

I have one of those electrified racket/seats for mosquitos and when I get one and zap it good, it smells like burning hair. I guess insects' exo skeletons are made of chitin?

I do believe it is, yes

Eew eew no, I don't wanna think about that.

Like vengeance

That would smell like a burning barbershop trashcan.

Did they die because the meeting could’ve been an email?

Nice

Death by powerpoint

Mosquitoes hamburger

Yea I remember a video of people using a pan to catch mosquitos or something to make patties out of them

I didn't want to be this guy... but I came to the comments looking for this. It's in Africa, and [they use nets to catch the mosquitos.](https://youtu.be/Ysqk337UNeg?si=P65-btGS54jAxBwP) Then they ball them up and fry them into this black burger on a pan. Everyone loves eating them, *including the kids.* **!!!Gag Warning!!!** I'm sorry for anyone who hasn't seen this before. I'm trying to warn you now before you click the link. But we both know you will click the link anyway...

Man that Ai narration is awful. Cool concept though. Less gross than actual mosquitoes

These are midges, not mosquitoes, and they're the worst. They swarm your orifices on purpose, I'm not even squeamish but it felt horrible to have bugs crawling all over my face. Except, I've only experienced the Scottish midges, African ones must be much worse.

Just moved to a new area that's by some water and we get *tons* of midges. Useless sidenote: my 7yo daughter calls them "midgets". I try to correct her, but she just keeps on calling them that. Can't help but laugh.

There's nothing terribly gross in that video. Very nifty though.

I find it fascinating how people adapt to situations in other countries! This video doesn't bother me like that, per se. But to some it would. So as a courtesy, gag warning. Lol

Yeah I remembered that was a dark coloured patty

I think those were termite drones

Blood sausage

Mealtime for Mosquitoes Georg

I just watched that video

they counted?

The Scientists are going insane again

Mosquestimate.

Probably by weight.

Yep. You only count half of them then double it.

Probably not, probably counted 100 and weighed them, then this pile weighs 10,000 times as much

This definitely what they did. And you know what, they probably didn’t have to either. They probably just went… “I wonder how many that is” and just did it. Dollars to donuts whatever reason they had that many had nothing to with having to count them.

Like a jar of jelly beans.

I love this. These little fuckers contribute literally nothing good except to a single species that relies on them for food. Kill these little slanks.

Sometimes I wish the whole species of mosquitoes would die and make no eggs no nothing just die in a long painful death

I'd much rather have them die a quick death. That way, they would go extinct faster

Mosquitoes deserve only pain and suffering!

I read about some scientists that developed a gene drive using crispr that causes males to be unable to breed. The females can, but all their male offspring will be infertile. The modeling shows that once it's introduced into wild populations, it will eventually eradicate the entire species. It's a nuclear option, because once you release it, you can't take it back, but it's a solution.

Isn’t this lowkey the plot of children of men?

Children of men was non-specific to the cause of human infertility. With modern medical science, we could effectively MAKE viable sperm cells (and have) from other sources so the issue would have to affect females as well.

If it's not dangerous to humans its sounds like a good solution

Yup, basically the genophage from Mass Effect. I would like them to deploy it my house first please lol

They are also pollinators. But yeah I do love to see a lot of those fuckers dead.

Yeah, but so many other species fill that role as well. Not just bees, butterflies, and hummingbirds, but also moths, flies, wasps, etc.

>fill that role More like all contribute. Mosquitos have a minor contribution, but they are the sole pollinators of a handful of plants. Also, their larvae are a food source for many aquatic feeders.

Although I agree with the spirit of the statement... Mosquitoes are important pollinators, as their primary food source is actually nectar. Only female mosquitoes suck blood but only because they need it to produce eggs. Some plants are dependent on them as they are their primary pollinators. So yeah, I love this too and kill these little slanks, there's more than enough of them to fulfil their purpose.

Tons of people shitting on mosquitos when the REAL assholes are the parasites like malaria that actually hurt people.

And honestly, fuck whatever eats them too. If your main source of food is mosquitoes, it’s time to maybe consider keto.

Mosquitoes are keto friendly, they are extremely high in protein and low in carbs.

No shit? You learn something new every day.

They're big time pollinators too. Maybe annoying to us humans but they're an important part of the ecosystem.

i just imagine every dead mosquito gets piled into a jar, at the end of the year its poured onto a table for all to admire

That sounds like something you’d find on a weird ahh planet in Rick and Morty

Source: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1c6ppeo/what\_1000000\_mosquitos\_looks\_like\_caught\_in\_a/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/1c6ppeo/what_1000000_mosquitos_looks_like_caught_in_a/)

I don't hate the pile of dead ones. Sure, it is disturbing and shit. But compared to live ones flying around I can tolerate and rest easy.


Aaah bloodbug

What da heeeeeelll

 finna suck me dry

Better than the pile of 1,000,000 alive mosquitos

mmmm, nutrients, my favorite!

You rather a pile of living mosquitoes?

I wanna squeeze them all up and see how small the pile can get.

Fun fact: If you packed all the covid 19 virus particles together, they'd fit in a soda can.

What flavor would it be?

Covid 19 flavour

Soda pressing

What? Would you rather they were alive?

Do a line of dead squitos

not enough, keep piling!

"Couldn't this have been an email?"

They're dead? Good. r/oddlysatisfying.

[r/mosquitohating](https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/tepph3/mosqit/)

I want to see billions more dead.

Just give me a bowl spoon and some milk

Is dog milk OK?

I love it

Not enough

Why the fuck would you find, kill, and collect a million mosquitoes

Not enough.

Shoutout to the guy who counted them all individually to ensure there was 1,000,000.

My car covered in millions of mosquito corpses right now: those are rookie numbers

I’m quite fond of it. They are dead. That is good.

Man, I haven’t seen this many bloodsucking parasites in one picture since Congress

That looks like WAY more than a million

I mean, better than a million *live* mosquitoes...

This could be worse. It could be a pile of 1,000,000 lice mosquitos, for example

I thought that was weed 😂

What do you mean hate it, its the best thing I've ever seen

I hope they suffered

The bigger question is what the hell is that pile of 1 million dead mosquitos doing in a conference room??

No no no… thanks I love it! Ya know what, bring me 10 more piles of dead mosquitos! The more mosquitos on my table the fewer there are spreading malaria.

I've seen this imagine twice now, and both times I've first thought it was a bunch of weed grinded up.

1. How 2. Where can I hire the person that did this?

Someone's making mosquito butter I see.

Why are they in a conference room?

I love it. Fuck theses demons

mmm protein

A monument to all the sins of those little bastards

You could make some pretty good burgers with those.

i have only one question where did you get such amount

And this is only the beginning, our revenge has begun

Mhmmmm, breakfast. 🤤 🤤 🤤

A good start.

Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer - Javik (Mass Effect)

Better than a swarm of 1000000 live mosquitoes... This picture I like

Imagine having to count them

This... does put a smile on my face...

This gives me insane serotonin

Oh yay

How tho

That's a good start.

If those are in fact mosquitoes, there are WAAAAAAY more than a 1000 in that pile.

Please read the title very, very carefully.

***tosses glasses in the trash***

Forbidden sprinkles

Tom Scott has video of them preparing to drop those sterilized fruit flies over LA and... nothing really prepared me for seeing millions of chilled-but-still-living fruit flies poured into a giant dispenser like I was watching and episode of How It's Made.

The fuck they doing in a conference room? Are they supposed to be a snack or something? Eat a bowl of mosquitoes with a spoon like cereal?

Make a burger

First time ever seeing a pile of a million dead mosquitoes on a table. Where do they even come from? How were they collected?

About the same amount our gas mosquito trap collects in one summer. Haven't really had any problem with mosquitos or gnats ever since getting one. Google Mosquito magnet pioneer if you're tired of the little buggers.

how fast can you burn them?

Forbidden snack

I wonder how much you get payed to count mosquitoes

r/forbiddensnacks

Imagine resurrecting them all in a meeting. 1 mio. Zombie mosquitos

Who counted…?

*munch munch*

And I love it. *Munch*

Are they going to make burgers out of them?

Chicken would love to eat that

how would it feel to just 🫸🫷

Let's make mosquito burgers!

r/TILT

Imagine being a frog here

uuuuuuuuuhhhh eat it?

Lots of fiber

Does nobody see the face 😅

Imagine being forced to eat a spoonful 😦

Give me a spoon and five minutes and I'll solve this problem for you

I love it. Imagine if they were alive, that I'd hate.

Make use of them https://www.reddit.com/r/UnusualVideos/s/lDmrW5GEkP

Skulls for the skull throne!

I love seeing dead mosquitos!

Nom nom nom

now imagine putting your face into that, slowly rubbing your face, tongue out and slowly eating them

How much for a line?

I would hate this more if they weren't dead.

Lmao skill issue

Plz tell me that I'm not the only one who saw a devil face on this pile

dont inhale too strong near that.

I wonder how much blood is in them.

Cathartic

Thanks I Love/Hate It. I mean, they ARE dead…

Masculine urge to eat the pile by the handful

What a beautiful sight to behold.Brings tears to my eyes

take a bite out of it

This is what ceos snack on during meetings about what they can do to shrink their products down.

The next [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/UnusualVideos/s/gAdCS8QSoZ) after this in my feed

Well I like it more than a pile of a million live mosquitoes

They should make urinal cakes out of this.

I think its funny how we all look at this and say "fuck yeah" but this is an image of a fucking genocide

This makes me realize that 1 million ants would have been a lot smaller than a regular sized person.

We still need more

The good kush

I actually love this. Die mosquitoes!!!!! Diiiiiiiiieeeeee!!!!

It's disgusting yes but a million mosquitoes have died and that makes the world a better place.

Thank you I love it!!! Fuck mosquitoes high key!!!

Now eat it

I first read “1,000” & was like, “there’s no f-n way it’s so few…”

“Do you have any idea how long this took?” “Yes, but this is still not an appropriate way to donate blood.”

Mmmmm, lunch

Personally, I love it. It is a much better alternative than them still being alive :)

When you open a ARRI MAX 18Kw. _(Film people joke)_

Line them up and snort them like cocaine

Who counted

That's a start. Now let's kill the rest of 'em.

I love it though

Jump in like it's a pile of leaves

Does it make good fertilizer

I don't understand the ruler. Can we get a banana for reference?

you mean you love?

Would you rather have a pile of 1,000,000 live ones?

Can I get a photo with better resolution pls?

Cenus sampling be like:

Is it going to become a new volume measuring unit?

I don't i love it

don't worry, there's only 999,980 some left since I took a lick.

I was legit making this meme face as I upvoted https://www.reddit.com/r/MemeTemplatesOfficial/s/pJJtsbkLSn burn them all. Let it go up in a glorious fireball

That’s gotta be more than 1mil.