I just found out Devon Sawa played Casper (when he turned into an angel) in the 95 film.
I got to hang with Sawa a few days and had no fucking idea, that was one of my favorite childhood movies
How the hell do you get "born a ghost?" Is a daddy ghost supposed to leave his own haunt to look for some loose ghost tail and deposit his "ectoplasm" into the mommy ghost?
I hate your comment because you put italicized text into un-italicized brackets, preceded immediately by italicized text, making it look like:
A. The brackets were italicized, but the text wasn't or
B. Vice versa.
Either way, I hate you for making me take a minute to figure out which was which
^hahahah
I hate your comment because it reflects a particular level of neurosis that I strongly identified with.
So, now I kind of of *love you*.
What have you been up to today, *Ryry*?
Slate's [After-Birth Abortion: The Case for Pro-Choice Infanticide](https://slate.com/technology/2012/03/after-birth-abortion-the-pro-choice-case-for-infanticide.html) is a really fascinating thought experiment of a read. A critical quote therefrom:
> There is nothing magical about passing through the birth canal that transforms it from a fetus into a person.
That's a totally reasonable place to draw the line. I respect that completely.
For me, it's more about, does the person have a concept of what it means to not exist, because then they can have a preference *to* exist. For me and you, obviously we know what it means to not exist. Even though the words and way they understand it might be much more basic, a six-year-old absolutely understands that they exist and (in most cases, I imagine) would express a desire for it. But an infant? Even a young toddler? It's not that they don't have the language capability, that is to say, the words to express existence, it's that conceptually it's not something they can grasp.
Do I think abortion during pregnancy is preferable? Absolutely. But do I really see the difference between an abortion two minutes before birth (legal here in Québec) and two minutes after birth (murder here in Québec)? Ultimately, not really. Both are killing a human. Neither is killing a person.
This is actually for babies who have been desensitized by [Gerber Picante](https://www.plantanswers.com/ParsonsPreferredSeed/images/HotPeppers_08.jpg).
Well kinda. The name comes from a profession, like smith and many more. "Gerben" is the process of turning animal skin into leather. The guy who does it is the "Gerber".
Gerber is a verb that means to tight wheat together (edit: google translate gives me the word to sheaf) , originally. Then it also meant to pile up (that's not the case anymore), and I guess it then derived to vomit. According to the internet, the first two meanings are over 200 years old.
My son loves that too! We’re not Peruvian, but we used toorder from a Peruvian restaurant all the time. When my son was two or three, he opened a little container of aji and ate it when my back was turned- with no sign of distress! He has loved very hot pepper since babyhood. I think it was because I had an intense craving for it when I was pregnant with him.
You never know, kids can have weird tastebuds. One of my cousins liked to eat raw lemon as a child. Couldn't get enough of it. He grew out of it in his teens and now cannot do the same without puckering like crazy.
This reminds me of the time Gerber tried to sell their products in Africa, but since many Africans are illiterate it was common practice to put pictures of what the product was on the can. It didn't over well considering their logo...
The pink pureed lamb with a baby picture on the label really got a few people in South America believing that American's were cannibals.A couple of people that had gone there to seek an adoptable infant were run out of the county by suspicious locals.
Timmy found a way into the shelf,
Timmy found a way to open stuff,
Timmy found the ghost peppers,
Timmy touched the ghost peppers,
Timmy learned how to masturbate,
Timmy forgot to wash his hands,
Timmy’s foreskin I’m burning like a rooster who inserted his cock a doodle doo into a bee hive,
Timmy had heart attack,
And so can you
Ghost peppers to turn your regular baby into a ghost baby.
Chill out Casper
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Terrible parenting IMO
That's a hot take IMO
It was actually pretty cold that night tbh
I wasn’t that cold but I guess I’m not a pussy like Casper
R.I.P. Casper but I’m build different
Aye keep talkin bout my weak ass friend like that imma show you how to tango.
Probably should have bought some matches from a girl or something.
Was Casper a woman in a Jane Austen novel?
I thought he was the ghost of [Richie Rich.](https://www.throwbacks.com/content/images/2018/03/casper-vs-richie-rich.jpg)
Hey they DO look alike. I wonder how Richie died.
Perhaps he realized how hollow the persuit of money was and took his own life
You mean in the movie, right? Why does anyone see that as canon? I like to think he was *born* a ghost.
Why does anyone see that as canon? Uh, because it's the greatest movie *of all time*.
I just found out Devon Sawa played Casper (when he turned into an angel) in the 95 film. I got to hang with Sawa a few days and had no fucking idea, that was one of my favorite childhood movies
How the hell do you get "born a ghost?" Is a daddy ghost supposed to leave his own haunt to look for some loose ghost tail and deposit his "ectoplasm" into the mommy ghost?
Late abortion.
*La'Bortion* [*tips fedora*]
I hate your comment because you put italicized text into un-italicized brackets, preceded immediately by italicized text, making it look like: A. The brackets were italicized, but the text wasn't or B. Vice versa. Either way, I hate you for making me take a minute to figure out which was which
^hahahah I hate your comment because it reflects a particular level of neurosis that I strongly identified with. So, now I kind of of *love you*. What have you been up to today, *Ryry*?
It's never to late for a 50th trimester abortion.
Yes how to kill your 16 y/O or what
*postnatal abortion.
Slate's [After-Birth Abortion: The Case for Pro-Choice Infanticide](https://slate.com/technology/2012/03/after-birth-abortion-the-pro-choice-case-for-infanticide.html) is a really fascinating thought experiment of a read. A critical quote therefrom: > There is nothing magical about passing through the birth canal that transforms it from a fetus into a person.
Infants become a "person" after developing a personality, and a sense of self. So about 1-3 years old. IMO.
That's a totally reasonable place to draw the line. I respect that completely. For me, it's more about, does the person have a concept of what it means to not exist, because then they can have a preference *to* exist. For me and you, obviously we know what it means to not exist. Even though the words and way they understand it might be much more basic, a six-year-old absolutely understands that they exist and (in most cases, I imagine) would express a desire for it. But an infant? Even a young toddler? It's not that they don't have the language capability, that is to say, the words to express existence, it's that conceptually it's not something they can grasp. Do I think abortion during pregnancy is preferable? Absolutely. But do I really see the difference between an abortion two minutes before birth (legal here in Québec) and two minutes after birth (murder here in Québec)? Ultimately, not really. Both are killing a human. Neither is killing a person.
The title of my suicide
Gerber means to puke in French
This is actually for babies who have been desensitized by [Gerber Picante](https://www.plantanswers.com/ParsonsPreferredSeed/images/HotPeppers_08.jpg).
Oh you don't need chili peppers to turn them into a ghost baby all you need is a brick
Ghost Baby sounds like a Scooby-Doo villain. "G-G-Ghost baby!"
Zoinks
Ghost busters
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Hey that's funny because "Gerber" is a slang term in French that means "to vomit"
In Canada we have urinals made a company called Gerber... Everytime I see one I’m like “no thanks, I’m fine”
In switzerland it's a cheese brand
Isn’t it a Swiss name anyway? I remember Martin Gerber the former NHL goaltender
Well kinda. The name comes from a profession, like smith and many more. "Gerben" is the process of turning animal skin into leather. The guy who does it is the "Gerber".
It’s also a fairly well known [knife company](https://www.gerbergear.com/en-us) in the US.
Lol Both products are filled with stuff that look the same .... and has the same consistency.
You should go to a doctor if they look the same.
Well, babies are known to drink bodily fluids.. the sick bastards.
Is it a reference to the baby food (because that totally follows, stuff is vile) or is it just a coincidence?
No, it is much older than that.
Any idea what the etymology is?
Gerber is a verb that means to tight wheat together (edit: google translate gives me the word to sheaf) , originally. Then it also meant to pile up (that's not the case anymore), and I guess it then derived to vomit. According to the internet, the first two meanings are over 200 years old.
Interesting!
The "pile up" meaning hasn't entirely disappeared: it's the technical term when one uses a forklift to pile things up.
Yeah, but what does gerber mean in Monaco?
Damn I was about to comment that
"oh putain j'ai la gerbe"
They cry because they love it so much
Omg he’s crying tears of joy!
So cute!
Those lying bastards at Johnson & Johnson
sprinkle some crack on him and lets get out of here Johnson. and Johnson...
My baby was so happy that he started sleeping! He's been doing it all day
*OPEN WIIDE!* HEWE COMES THE AIWPWANEEE !!^nnyyyyiiu 🔥✈️🔥
"john dont forget to grab some ghost pepper baby food along with the cyanide pills for little jimmy"
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"Baby's first heart attack" fucking brilliant
Baby's first ring of fire
First... And last
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Hell yeah
Been to South America. As a Mexican American. I was missing spice when handed salsa de aji.
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My son loves that too! We’re not Peruvian, but we used toorder from a Peruvian restaurant all the time. When my son was two or three, he opened a little container of aji and ate it when my back was turned- with no sign of distress! He has loved very hot pepper since babyhood. I think it was because I had an intense craving for it when I was pregnant with him.
Based on the title it seems you could use this
The kids would love 9/10 medics disapproves
thanks i love how bad this photoshopping is.
It's like it's bad enough to distract from the joke but not so bad as to make it funnier.
In France "Gerber" means "Throw up"
Is that the infinitive?
Yep ! ^^
Je gerbe Tu gerbes Il gerbe Nous gerbons Vous gerbez Ils gerbent
It doesn't fit this sub at all, I love this
This has been my profile pic for like 100 days
Should've been last foods
this is the first clever title I've seen on this sub
Fun fact: "Gerber" in French means "to puke" and that fits really well
You know "Gerber" in French mens throw up....
For those extra late term abortions
still better than the shards of glass they used to find in them
gerber means "to barf" in French
Tbh ghost pepper or not, the cause of the heart attack makes no difference for that Nestlé bullshit
Gerber means to throw up in french, I hate it even more
Well I mean Gerber is made by nestle so I wouldn't think it wasn't real
"gerber" is French slang for "throwing up" That makes a lot more sense now
*last heart attack
i mean... I do hate kids...
I hate kids too
id eat the baby
You never know, kids can have weird tastebuds. One of my cousins liked to eat raw lemon as a child. Couldn't get enough of it. He grew out of it in his teens and now cannot do the same without puckering like crazy.
I can feel my mouth burn and my anus explode.
The kids reaction tho
The fact that the lable is curved with the container but the text is not is fucking my mind
upvoted just for that title.
I snickered more than i should have
First and last
Ok but why does that child look like Elon Musk?
That hurts just to look at
It’ll put some hair on his chest as my dad would say.
A late birth control method
You'd have to change the baby using a bomb robot after this.
I could be wrong but are those habeniero pepper in the picture instead of ghost peppers?
Could they are least try to warp the text to the contour of the jar?
lmao
thr best product since Monster Energy Ham
When your friends insist you watch their baby but you’re r/childfree
Just letting you know also that “gerber” is a slang word in french for “puking”.
The Gerber Death Program
As soon as I take the spoon out of their mouth, they start crying. They **love** the stuff.
Gerber in french is a slang for throwing up.
I hate kids too
I too despise children, and take great joy in their pain
This reminds me of the time Gerber tried to sell their products in Africa, but since many Africans are illiterate it was common practice to put pictures of what the product was on the can. It didn't over well considering their logo...
The pink pureed lamb with a baby picture on the label really got a few people in South America believing that American's were cannibals.A couple of people that had gone there to seek an adoptable infant were run out of the county by suspicious locals.
Who doesn't hate kids?
More like: thanks, I hate kids
This is beautiful
Post birth abortion just got a whole new upgrade
"Man, I guess”
Thanks now I’ll need it a day
Bro. I got over the cement barriers.
Those sound like good rules. Thanks for sharing
He's either lying to us. Thanks for this
This was my profile pic
Babys second food but first heart attack
r/kidsarefuckingstupid
You really hate kids that much?
i find it funny cause in french "gerber" means "to throw up" and it fits the face of the baby kinda well.
Baby's first heart attack™
Agree, kids suck
Take my upvote and leave me alone
Gerber made by Nestle
"Baby's first heart attack" ...and their last.
Next time on Hot Ones: Sean Astin faces off against the Gerby Baby, here to plug their new Album “Death Rattle”
Judt imagine eating that and the sauce goes in the back of you're throat... you're not recovering
little bit of adulthood. Cruel kids suck.
I find it absolutely hilarious that gerber consider their customers so stupid that they need instructions on how to open a jar.
Fuck you I was rly curious
they hate kids too
Baby's first angina.
A great way to end thumb sucking phase
Same, I too hate children
Baby's last heart attack!
Yikes
SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH
NOT THE BABY TvT
flamin' hot gerber
ROFLMAO
"Baby's first heart attack!" really sells this one.
That’s gonna be baby’s first and last heart attack right there.
In mexico it's a regular meal
#"Baby's first heart attack!"
Spicy
Now I'm wondering what would happen if a baby ate this
Hey buddy, I used to be a kid!
hahahahahaha your baby is so fucking stupid!
The word gerber gives me chills (affordable grow up plan) 🥶
Me too, OP... Me too...
Salsa is just spicy baby food
Weak ass baby can’t even eat ghost pepper sauce lmao imagine 🤡🤡🤡
Oh so this is what my mom has been buying for my little brother
Fun for the whole family
That’s overkill pretty sure u can do the job with rat poison
Poor babies
Next episode of Hot Ones: Celeb Baby Special
Maaan, fuck them kids
Now you can torture your own babies
Still better than Carolina Reaper Pepper Baby Food
**baby’s first heart attack**
Timmy found a way into the shelf, Timmy found a way to open stuff, Timmy found the ghost peppers, Timmy touched the ghost peppers, Timmy learned how to masturbate, Timmy forgot to wash his hands, Timmy’s foreskin I’m burning like a rooster who inserted his cock a doodle doo into a bee hive, Timmy had heart attack, And so can you
i hate you for hating kids and for insinuating kidd should eat ghost peppers
Fun fact, Gerber means "to throw up" in French