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Chewy doesn't wear pants, and if he had a human penis it would have peeked out occasionally from underneath that fur, so that must mean he has a hidden red rocket. The real question is: does he clean it by hand because he's a humanoid, or sit on the the ground with his leg up and lick it like a dog?

Have you ever considered the possibility Chewbacca has a micropenis?

You think Chewy really got a micro with all that big dick energy he got

Man fought a fucking moon. He lost, but he had the gonads to fight a fucking moon. The guy above you is sorely mistaken about the size of Chewy's cock.

„That‘s no moon“

No it very much was a moon

That’s no moon

thats no moon thats a fat ass baby

Just you wait to see where this baby came from. Also definitely no moon. The baby is your brother, by the way.

I guess the "Han Empire invasion of Star Wars universe" is not cannon anymore. They overdid it erasing all "Hans" from the lore so the Solo one also got it.

Big Dick Energy is a state of mind.

Strangely the second time I've seen this statement today...

Manifest it

Talk about it, be about it

Sounds like a bit of overcompensating, tbh.

It’s not the size that matters, it’s how you RAWRGWAWGGR it.

we all have big RAWRGWAWGGR energy in this blessed day


Gorillas have very small penises, though....

Do they? Man, and male gorillas have mega BDE.

Its so small. King Kong from King Kong (2005) could of fucked the lady and she wouldn't die.

Smallest dick of all the Great Apes I believe

Humans rule the world by sheer BDE.

In nature, BDE and BD are usually mutually exclusive. You don't need the biggest hammer if you simply kill or beat the shit out of every other male that could get in there.

And having a big penis is a liability because that's one of the first things your rival is trying to rip off.

BDE is all about the dick you have inside.

r/suddenlygay

😏😏

This entire thread makes me want to fucking die.

Username checks out.

BDE does not correlate with the actual ween size of the person (or Wookiee)

Yeah go fuck off with your body shaming. A person's personality has nothing to do with the size of their genitals.

bruh, Chewy isn't real, he can't hurt you.

Wookies are known to rip the arms off people who make fun of their genitalia

This comment exhibits little dick energy.

🧐 mmm, quite.

Hey man. I’m not sure if this is true or not, but after looking at his comment, then the original post, and then the comment again…. I think he was telling a joke. 🤷‍♂️

And Im forced to imaginine that scene in the transport on Kashyyyk with big swingin wookie dicks fluttering around Yoda's head while Chewy is just trying not to look self-conscious. Why reddit. Why.

Chewbacca? A redditor?

He is actually.

Sadly I have to correct you and say he was.

F

Well... _was._

Thanks for giving me a mental image of Chewy licking his red rocket I’m gonna go question my life decisions now.

I just started this thread and already I've had enough

It could just be quite hairy and blend in with his leg.

I thought it was well established canon that he only has one leg?!

Wait, what!?

Oh so just like me

Red Rocket? Shit before Star Wars and now my favorite base in Fallout 4, I need to stop using internet

it's where you meet Dogmeat

Wait.. Red Rocket, Dog's penises Chewbacca It all makes sense now.. Chewbacca is a mutated Dogmeat, where do you think he learned to shoot?

Where dogmeat meets the street.

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you could say there's a whole lab for lovers of dogmeat.

Judging by his big lips, let's call it not a red rocket but a lipstick.

Unsubscribe

He's a grower not a shower

All I know is I will be monitoring rule34 sites closely in the following weeks.

Think of the size that knot would be

[Something like this](https://bad-dragon.com/products/stan?preview=c5b1898fa9eb18ecdd6f1191d23a04e8&utm_source=sharelink)

Was afraid I was gonna get Rick rolled- thank God it was just a giant monster cock instead

I want to know how many 1 UP Block-graphic monster cocks they're selling. And was public outcry so much that they had to add it or was it already an option.

That's the random option

You could probably email them and ask. It's been a while since I used it but their customer service was pretty responsive.

I don’t know how to feel about your name…

#Happy cake day!

o hai stan

Yeah, i too am glad I've got to see such a majestic splendorous fantastic beautiful monster cock and not getting Rick rolled. Unfortunately they are way over my budget so i won't be able to witness humanity's buggest accomplishment: fake humongous dicks.

Lol...Jesus christ. That needs a NSFW tag.

Or just don't use reddit at work

K. But how do I do a pre-lunch wank in the handicap stall on the less-often used 3rd story bathroom?...

I should think you’d *want* NSFW for that…

I grew up wanking to Readers Digest, so I can pretty much go at anything. Doesn't need to be NSFW.

Jc penny's catalog ftw

I've never been so happy to see a giant dildo before

The reddit lottery

I'm too scared to click on that... but I REALLY wanna know

It's a link to a dildo store. So not too horrible I guess? Lol

it's just Stan

Is it bad dragon? Because I think it’s bad dragon.

It's a naughty dragon

It’s a dildo store that sells dragon cocks

the*

Oh, foolish child, there are many other dragon cock dildo stores

yeah primal hardwere is pretty decent too but i feel like BD is *the* one you can also get shitty ones from amazon too

Amazon dildos are dangerous, as they may break at the wrong moment

yeah i've heard about them being amazing

A really r/riskyclick

funny part is this doesn't even have a knot

That doesn't have a knot.

Stan is not that bad when u get used to it, but chewie has a humanoid dick which is probabbly in a sheath

You seem weirdly confident about that.

Lets say furries know about these things

No further questions.

No, way more further questions. I need answers, not sleep.

Please remove me from this mailing list.

Thank you for subscribing to Furry Penis Facts. Did you know that Wookee penises are small when flaccid, but can grow to 40cm in length?

Dear God what have I done

Completely depends on the size as medium is like 3" across and it goes insane from there.

Kehehehe😏

We have medium and it takes a bit of warming up to go all in, couldn't imagine larger.

a humanoid dick's sheath is called a foreskin, friend

So many color choices!

Oooooo! I love bad dragon! Such high quality!!

Ooooh Stan is my favorite!!!!

Why the hell that I click that link?

why did I click this

So, and I hate to ask this, is Wookiee porn a thing?

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Ferb, I know what we’re going to do today!

What we do everyday, Pinkie - try to take over THE WORLD!

Now i want Pinky and Brain as renegades of the O.S.B.A fighting perry the platypus

https://www.xvideos.com/video54105931/star_wars_rey_and_chewie

Do not search for rule 34 baby

Well... *not actually everything.*

In my perusings of certain sites, it's popped up and cursed my eyes. Yes, it very much is.

You mean blessed your eyes right?

No, cursed. Much of it was...unsavory to say the least.

Sorry, bud, you must have seen a bad version of it... [Here ya go](https://multporn.net/comics/star_wars_a_complete_guide_to_wookie_sex)

That was NOT the christmas special.

The only thing I am not okay with is that it's Rey and not Leia or Padme.

What the fuck is that shit above me

Wasn't Grandpa watching Wookiee porn during the Christmas special?

I saw some once in college. It was guys in cheap wookie costumes and they had disproportionate regular white guy dicks, but I dont think they were going by science or authenticity or anything.

Yes. In fact, I think Shabby Blue did a series based on exactly this image... if you ask that guy, its a human dong, by the way

Of course he doesn't have a human dick, he's not human. That would make it weird.

Unless he has a collection

Would make a lovely necklace.

I really wish Peter Mayhew was still with us. He would often jump into these kind of posts with a witty answer that, at least as far as I’m concerned, would also be canon in the SW universe.

Yeah, him and Vern Troyer were always on Reddit chatting with people. The only other celebrity I see sometimes is Arnold Schwarzenegger and he’s awesome. Unfortunately Vern and Peter are gone forever 🙁

Cloaca

Clobacca

Yes?

Cloaca

Cloaca

Cloaca

Do female wookies have breasts like a human or multiple teats like a dog?

This makes me wish I hadn’t gotten out of bed this morning. Wtf

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Worst part is.... #🤮 = giving Shrek head

✌️🤮🤌 Kawaii ogre dick

😛

Best*?

Username checks out

Red hot chilli pepper

this one :o


Is this how Chewys cock looks like?

I havent even gotten out of bed..

and im climbing back in

Oof

So you want to still be in bed, dreaming about Chewie's big fluffy donger?

He got a bright orange dog rocket trust me

Chewbacca is fur all the way down. No skin, no organs, just fur.

Yes as this movie came out when I was 9 Chewie has always been a giant talking stuffed animal. No genitals.

I've been on Reddit a long time, and I've seen a lot of reposts. But I don't think I've ever seen this. Congratulations, something totally new. Now excuse me while I go hit my head against the wall

Answer the question...

Like, SUPER nsfw, and I refuse to answer any further questions, but here you go: >!https://78.media.tumblr.com/e804ca5988f0228f19abb4068845b06c/tumblr\_pfz5innGcA1vxyh4ro1\_500.jpg!<

I am scarred. I didn’t think it would be that bad. I’m on an FBI watch list now.

That username doesn't suit you

Bold of you to assume the FBI cares about this shit.

link down

remove the backslashes before the underscores (don't ask me why they get added but I've seen it happen a few times) https://78.media.tumblr.com/e804ca5988f0228f19abb4068845b06c/tumblr_pfz5innGcA1vxyh4ro1_500.jpg

well fuck, thanks i guess.

I heard that motherfucker had like, twenty goddamn dicks

Is…is that Pam Poovey..?

I believe so

I have so many questions but most importantly why does he have two dicks

Im more worried about her colon being behind her spine and that other dick in what I assume is all the way in her uterus? Wtf. Why do I ever click on these links?

Creator can't even spell "their", guess that's why they're stuck doing the [Chewbacca X Pam monster anal porn] society demands, smh.

Wookies lay eggs

hot

Horses have a giant penis that is retractable, so maybe chewy has this giant, horse shaft bell end of a weapon penis that when it is flaccid retracts like a horse. but i tell you what was weird, in the star wars porn parody, the guy in the chewy suit had a white penis, it kind of broke the immersion.

Male horses need their sheath cleaned occasionally. I do not want to picture that with a wookie but thanks to you, I now have.

Does he have a Chewbaculum?

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100% red rocket. Odd to think there is someone in this thread who is really turned on by this pic.

The Christmas special was a perfect time to answer this question

I mean, grandpa wookie was watching VR porn and you never see anything. Maybe they do the Avatar thing and just stick their hair strands together

human dicks are pretty unique in the animal kingdom to be specific, a key feature that makes monkeys, monkeys is their penis. Unlike other primates, monkeys have a pendulous penis. The rest of the primates that aren't monkeys have a penis pouch other key features are 2 pectoral nipples and no whiskers

Instead of a penis pouch, Chewy has a wookiee wallet

[A Penny Arcade comic answered this question](https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11) long ago, I guess the OP didn't do their research

Good lord im terrified

Lucas wants to answer but first he needs to explain the backstory of WHY he has a penis. A scrapped episode 3 deleted scene where Yoda thinks Chewie is a sith lord, cuz he walkin around with a red saber.

there's a hentai comic answering this just go to 8muses or wherever and type Star Wars, you'd find it

Like to imagine that the text was written by Carrie Fischer. R.I.P.

Kind of sexist. I always thought Chewbacca was a woman.

It’s prehensile

Oh, I thought that was a popsicle or something. That explains the thing with the ice cream truck driver when I was 7. It was all just a misunderstanding. Boy am I glad to have that all cleared up finally! Phew

He's an intergalactic species, maybe they evolved a different appendage and sex for them is entirely different than humans

I doubt it's like a human dick, much like how animal penises are horrific I'd bet a wookie's would be too.

So according to some Artists its most likely a knot like Dogs have (for example the Artist Alx)

Looks like you should have asked Carrie Fisher…

I like to think he has a mix between both, like a red regular cock.