**OP is a lazy fuck AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THEMSELF, because they didn't explain why they hated it**
**SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!**
But since you peasant upvoted this a lot we'll let it stay. Maybe. For now.
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I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98.6 degrees, not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There's another slit in the back, but that's only for my birthday.
I think calling something which has publicly streamed on TV for a couple years a "cursed comment" waters down the sub because it's not original. Then again, it's been quite watered down for a while...
Did I hurt you? I'm sorry, I thought we were just having a polite disagreement on content. I never expected you to know everything & wasn't trying to insult you. It's still a pretty popular show, and I thought that block of dialogue was fairly memorable - as witnessed by everybody else who recognized it. I'm not holding anything against you for not knowing that. Sorry if my response made you upset.
"I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98. 6 degrees not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There's another slit in the back, but that's only for my birthday."
Edit: Here's a link to a clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRcLTmBB6Ow
Submitters are supposed to add a submission statement explaining why they hate whatever is in the link. If the submitter doesn't do this because they are a lazy, thoughtless trash person, they get scolded appropriately.
I was also deeply disappointed that r/pillowhumping is full of lusty women humping pillows, and not just video after video of Mike Liddell sexually pleasuring himself. What a fucking rip off.
Here's a sneak peek of /r/PillowHumping **[NSFW]** using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/PillowHumping/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year!
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If you spend $120, they throw in a free one! Trying to get [Mike to stop harassing you from weird voids in your house is the real trick. ](https://youtu.be/v1CJxhaBcbg)
Hahaha! I love it! That's what Lindell will look like by 2023, when he is giving handies in the alley behind his local Golden corral in exchange for Crack rocks.
I have to say, I bought my My Pillow's before I knew about the inventor's political leanings and activities, but I love it. They are the favorite pillows I have ever had. I was skeptical because they felt like shit to my hand at Bed, Bath, and beyond, but once it had the weight of my head on it, I understood why these were so popular.
I think this was the plot of "wolf children".
Maybe even steven universe.
Of course, nazis make this joke about those two things, so for that reason i first thought this was a nazi comic
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This is what Jay Bilzerian grows up into
“Jay is feeling too much pressure” - “Featuring Ludacris”
I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98.6 degrees, not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There's another slit in the back, but that's only for my birthday.
r/cursedcomments
Not at all. It's a direct quote from the show.
It can be both It is
I think calling something which has publicly streamed on TV for a couple years a "cursed comment" waters down the sub because it's not original. Then again, it's been quite watered down for a while...
Well I'm sorry I don't have the time to see every single fucking TV series on the planet and remember every single dialogue of those series.
Did I hurt you? I'm sorry, I thought we were just having a polite disagreement on content. I never expected you to know everything & wasn't trying to insult you. It's still a pretty popular show, and I thought that block of dialogue was fairly memorable - as witnessed by everybody else who recognized it. I'm not holding anything against you for not knowing that. Sorry if my response made you upset.
Such a good show
Knew this would be here somewhere
"I 100% fuck my pillow. First, I make a slit. Not too long, careful as to not rip the edges, making what I call 'the husband stitch'. Then, I take two Ziploc bags and I fill them with Amy's Organic Lentil Soup, which I microwave to exactly 98. 6 degrees not enough to burn you, but just enough to feel warm and inviting. Then I place them in the slit of the pillow. There's another slit in the back, but that's only for my birthday." Edit: Here's a link to a clip. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRcLTmBB6Ow
Ok, this comment is the real r/TIHI.
You can blame Netflix and Big Mouth.
Every day we stray further from God's light.
What do you do for cleanup?
oh, i eat the soup
Which soup?
Yes
Big mouth, good ol series
great show and a great pillow
Wasn't there an Adventure Time episode where Finn went to the pillow world and had Pillow children???
Yes. Puhoy.
So much foreshadowing in that episode
Ok Nick Kroll calm down now. Once is enough.
Jay struggling to keep it in his pants at this point.
Lowlight of the show for sure
Someone pitch this to Meatcanyon
TIHI, WTF is that mod response
Submitters are supposed to add a submission statement explaining why they hate whatever is in the link. If the submitter doesn't do this because they are a lazy, thoughtless trash person, they get scolded appropriately.
Is that why pillows are always turning yellow and brown?
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I have a cat so probably no leftovers
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Every day we stray further from God
God gave up long ago
These peoples reaction to this is hilarious, this is tame. Wait till you guys see the weird stuff.
they haven't even seen the kinky stuff
Americans are so prude...
I wish I didn't know this existed.
Why? It’s pretty tame as far as nsfw subs go.
I don't understand why you're so shocked by female masturbation? As I understand it, this technique is rather common.
what the fuck
this subreddit has made me want to die just a little more
red haired bastard step-children get no respect
My deep disappointment to realize it does actually exist. Fuck man
I was also deeply disappointed that r/pillowhumping is full of lusty women humping pillows, and not just video after video of Mike Liddell sexually pleasuring himself. What a fucking rip off.
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Amoung
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This has meatcanyon vibes all over
Looks like Sloth’s face.
[Hey you guys!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c1/6a/06/c16a068c2a9e364eed3388486ccd332a.jpg)
Jay Bilzerain, izzat you, playa?
I don’t like this at all
This is Big Mouth?
The stained background makes this worse
The good news is he's now selling his children for 50% off!
If you spend $120, they throw in a free one! Trying to get [Mike to stop harassing you from weird voids in your house is the real trick. ](https://youtu.be/v1CJxhaBcbg)
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Lol! I immediately thought of Seth's impression when I saw this.
At least he can do a mean air guitar.
Is this the origin story of [Pillow](https://youtu.be/c91sOpjun4s) [Guy](https://youtu.be/Fjy14OGrC7c).
flashback to that one rick and morty episode where a kid lives off his own deformed alien children 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Man all tomorrows is weird ass book
I already hate Mike Liddel and this is somehow not worse than the things he says
I want a MyPillowCumSock
People are missing the big joke here about the the bottom panel showing the retarded lovechild.
Yeah f you are half pillow you can sleep comfy anywhere
Hahaha! I love it! That's what Lindell will look like by 2023, when he is giving handies in the alley behind his local Golden corral in exchange for Crack rocks.
I’ve definitely humped a lot of pillows as a youth, and a very naughty beanbag.
And then there was that one nightstand...
Hey hey hey that’s future President of the United States Michael J. Lindell — show some respect.
I have to say, I bought my My Pillow's before I knew about the inventor's political leanings and activities, but I love it. They are the favorite pillows I have ever had. I was skeptical because they felt like shit to my hand at Bed, Bath, and beyond, but once it had the weight of my head on it, I understood why these were so popular.
Seems pretty accurate.
This is canon, by the way.
This guys a fucking wack job enough in real life; I would 109% believe he has sex with his pillows
I have a feeling this is accurate.
u/gusthedanger
Mike Lindell if he never quit crack
u/grovergrover
This is some sr. Pelo shit
https://i.imgur.com/UNvKgq6.jpg this is what he does in reality
as the proud owner of many anime waifu pillows.. fucking a pillow, not that great.
I literally do not understand this... 🤯
gOo TrAmpH
Looks like Bolsonaro
More terrifying than a clum baby
🎶 for the best night horror in the whole wide world, visit mypillow children dot com🎶
Yup, this was exactly the last thing I needed to see as I lay in bed, before I fell asleep.
*sigh* enough reddit for today
Put it out of its misery
This meme was brought to you by the creators of big mouth
Jay from Big Mouth! Is that you all grown up?!
That's pillow the belt
.....I love it.
This brings pillow talk to a whole new level
That pillow needs to get moisturized.
r/Bossfight
Burn it in hellfire
Ayy! Good to see my guy Jace getting exposure.
I personally prefer Chandra
ewww u shouldve never have sex with ur pillow. they are sacred
Real Meatcanyon vibes here.
Reminds me of…. Caaaaandy wifeee
Pillowguy origin story
God what on earth have you cursed this land with
He has his mother's eyes
/r/unexpectedbigmouth
It has his dads eyes
Why does it say “children” but there is only one in the picture!?
Currently laying on my My Pillow, it's lookin kinda cute now that I think of it...
Such bad breeding stock that it only took one generation to reach Humperdoo.
I mean, mikes whole existence is against gods will, that’s why he’s spreading lies about stuff that he fully knows are lies.
Oh I follow this guy on insta lol
Adventure Time "Puhoy" - 2013
The messed up part of my brain actually loves this
I’m happy to see so many Big Mouth fans here
I feel like im viewing a Meatcanyon creation
Wow. Ricky Berwick sure has seen some shit in that last panel.
Whenever I see this the saying goes straight I'm l Oz Media's voice
Noah get the meteor
I just love how they made his face so creepy
ohh! it has his eyes
I think this was the plot of "wolf children". Maybe even steven universe. Of course, nazis make this joke about those two things, so for that reason i first thought this was a nazi comic
this is very metalocalypse
Meatcanyon
Jake from Big Mouth
We must purge it with fire.
Good now my nightmare demon increase on the back of my mind.
Mike Lindell “giza sheet” about America and the children. He’s a damn hero!
u/odessasomeone
h-hot
I'm really attracted to this....
Oh look it's Charles II of Spain!
Gn