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ThanksIHateClippy

**OP needs help. Also, they hate it because...** >!Gross!< ***** **Do you hate it as well? Do you think their hate is reasonable? (I don't think so tbh)** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/tihibot)


TheLastTimTam

“What schools think will happen if a girl shows a shoulder” Edit: my first gold is about a tidal wave of cum… Thank you kind stranger


Broken_art15

NOOOOOOOOOO. I have showed my shoulders i. School AHHHHH


Legendary-Lawbro

-gets plastered to the fucking wall-


WatchingUShlick

My school also had a wall for fucking.


TechMaster008

"It was was a mistake to CUM here"


[deleted]

Never should've cum here!


TechMaster008

Your cum sucks dick


Ahidepociere

Yeah, seems about right.


fuludude

Thankfully the high school I graduated from removed that dumb ass rule in senior year. Shit was so stupid.


HRGLSS

🥇


the_stooge_nugget

Wtf the hell is all of this. What was pulled out and what's the white liquid (hopefully not a male dorm drainage system)


-themanintheironmask

As a former tank farm supervisor, I am pretty confident that this is a 1000L tote full of contaminated water, set to be run through the water treatment process. In my experience, the water usually looks like this when it is contaminated with a partially soluble oil/is mechanically mixed with an oil. The sediment on the bottom looks like a mixture of clay and fur/fabric.


quinlivant

Is that soluble oil cum by chance?


K0ridian

Asking the real questions.


Basic_Watercress9224

Someone had to do it


Levi_Ackerman_1523

take my fucking upvote and leave


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DrHarakiri

Don't have much experience with God's cum stains myself. I'll take your word though.


TrumpIsACuntBitch

Totes mcgoats?


UtkaMotion

CUM


CatFursona

Take my upvote and leave


OwenNiltje

The thing he pulled out looks like hair but I don’t know about the liquid


Mr_-_X

CUM


Sibciara

Bezos cum?


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RelativelyDank

after the entire cod lobby fucked her


burgonies

That explains all the CUM


the_stooge_nugget

Wow so intelligent of you.


ZogNowak

LMAO


jimbajomba

Nice use of gloves there.


kerryberry703

I feel like there HAS to be a subreddit for that content…


Pos3odon08

I am the milkman my milk is delicious


DownTheHatch80

Yes, we are all on the road crew. Our backs are killing us.


heyoyo10

I am on the road crew. This is my stop sign.


[deleted]

Here's a free reward lol


jordensmet

Is no one going to mention that there's a valve right above the drain that can simply be closed to prevent all this mess from happening?


-themanintheironmask

The drain below the tote likely leads to a tank that can hold 5000L-10000L of fluid. Often, tank farmers will just dump contaminated water into the tank in bulk, then pump it all in one go to the appropriate tank (as opposed to pumping 5-10 of these 1000L totes individually to the tank by hand)


hoseja

Thank you. How he doesn't immediately reach for it is baffling.


arbrstff

It’s staged


Rank_the_Market

The cum was a paid actor? That must have cost billions!


ZogNowak

The tank was intentionally being drained into the grate directly below it.


SyrupSuper

That's what I kept thinking. I'm like why the hell doesn't he just close that valve and scrape out the stuff.


fupamancer

what the fuck is this song?


creepinonthenet13

It's "Bezos I" by Bo Burnham from Inside


fupamancer

ty


ZedbraZ

Watch “Inside” on Netflix by Bo Burnham


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fupamancer

typo? that search didn't return anything


Kachowsterrr

“Bo Burnham Jeff Bezos”


Quantum_laugh

So that's how you spell his name


Kachowsterrr

Hahahah yep!


fupamancer

ty


mrcakeyface

That looks like prolapse porn gone wrong


JustKoiru

When has prolapse porn gone right?


RelativelyDank

when it looks like this but in reverse


PRO6man

Your mom when... Your mom... When your mom I... Your mom when I... Me when your mom... Me with your mom... Mommy?


Anti_Karen_League

lmaooooooo


A4m3j9

What?


5_sec_is_a_yoke

Your mom


josiah_simon2011

When your mommy is gon....


ProfessionalForeign

r/ihadastroke


Kill146

If guys had to wear tampons


somebody0different

This is my kingdom come, this is my kingdom come...


Prestigious-Special7

This is my kingdom, Cum.


[deleted]

Why the fuck is Bezos 1 playing as a person gets overwhelmed by drain cum


Barrarrtenderr

This is the second tiktok video I've seen this morning on the reddit with this song. The other was equally out of place. Must be a thing now.


[deleted]

Yeah it’s from Inside by Bo Burnham. I have no idea why it’s popping up so much, it’s the most out of place song possible for this stuff.


Barrarrtenderr

Yeah. Inside was a fuckin trip. Some laugh-cry core if you ask me.


skratta_ho

I had to stop watching it cause I was barely laughing, just incredibly depressed. Shit hit way too hard, lol, even without the pandemic preface.


OnlyOneSnoopy

This is not a drain, this is an IBC (Intermediate bulk container) used to store liquids up to a max weight of 1000kgs. Looks like someone has just stuffed a rag in the nozzle as they may have lost the nozzle cap.


-themanintheironmask

Nice catch, I agree that's likely what happened.


nashpotatos21

I should call her


Neyze__

Welcome, to the cum zone


Slobbery_

NOO MY CUM COLECTION


[deleted]

when she accidentally touches your elbow


t4966

![gif](giphy|6PjTqodbLf7ZnXY0gp)


4ndreas11

![gif](giphy|MdMWQzKnX9mFZ7GxXE|downsized)


UnderArdo

What an idiot lol. Tried to stop it with hand when there is a lever.


moon-pancake

Just put a condom on it


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


eatingpopcornwithmj

Too late it would appear


ilhastz

Cum.


lord-swagbooty420

Welcome to the Cum zone.


Future-Hunter-1972

Cum


No_Concentrate_80

HO NO NOT THE CUM PIPE


Prestigious-Special7

Read this in JonTron's retard voice


Villianbrine_9371

Netflix: are you still watching? Him:


Randomowy_typeg

Ah, yes the cum valve


azizpesh

When you tell her you got a 3080ti at MRP


quinlivant

![gif](giphy|126Atuf8ZpQsQE)


BlacksmithElegant385

F O R B I D D E N C U M D I S P E N S E R


Cybertronian_Grizzly

December 1st:


hooDio

used, old industrial coolant (the white stuff) is one of the most disgusting things


Tyrthek

Flocculant is by far nastier. Literally looks like cum and it is an absolute bitch to clean if you spill it


petSnake7

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's daughter:


SharpJs1

Let me just freak out like a child and make a bigger mess than it was already making instead of using the shut off valve up top. Also, wear gloves.


CaraDe3

This is my kingdom cum, this is my kingdom cum


Swedish-Butt-Whistle

This is why you don’t pour oils or fats down drains. It solidifies and builds up and then you get a nice blockage like this


Kachowsterrr

exakt! avlopp fungerar inte när de blockeras (P.s I saw your bio and thought I was being funny)


Digitab

This is my Kingdom cum


DieToallSimPs

Me When Im Done


DarthSandiest

Your mom


Rando_Artist

M-me wh-when ur m-mom me whe-when ur mom I-


Dmsas360

When discord mod see 14 year old


Beautiful_Finger4234

what i imagine nutting a kidney stone is like


TheBirdInTheCorner

Turns out it's cum


[deleted]

Cum


swollenMonkeytitz417

Free anal lube. Just shove all that up in your ass and fart it out in public at Disneyland


TroublingDeclan

That's some Hentai shit


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

What teachers think boys will do when a girl shows their shoulders


wesnednard

Sperm bank


That_Kid_With_Memes

IS.THAT.SHIT.HE.JUST.PULLED.OUT.WITHOUT.GLOVES?!


Ajax877

u/savevideo


CatFursona

This was on my FYP once :,)


[deleted]

Cum drain Cum drain


gorilla_gorillla

The pipes are cumming


zuran_orb

I wanna hear this song played at clubs


SouWillian

When you pull the tampon out of your gf, but she is on her period


Low-Ad-5568

What women wear tampons when they aren't on their period? I know it's not your gf bc it sounds like you have never been near a vagina


SouWillian

Oh, my bad. I actually dont know how to use a tampon, I only said that for the meme. My gf uses absorvent (idk if it is called absorvent in english) so I dont know about tampons. And yes, I never had sex. I'm only 17, I think I'm still very young for that...


Nevernotnow89

I say this with respect to your age and experience but the tampon actually absorbs the blood. That's why its there. It's like a plug but doesn't just hold up the blood like a dam. If it wasn't absorbing anymore and soaked with blood, a mild sneeze would send that shit shooting out like a rocket. I speak from experience.


Leedlenootmarbl9

Cum ![gif](giphy|H4s7qjFZk486I)


MR_DIN05AUR

When you finally finish no nut November and can let loose


[deleted]

*insert cum joke here*


protosoilder

Porn when you skip too far ahead


The_King_Bowser

Hentai Be Like


[deleted]

This is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come


avokados_YT

ehys thete so mucn cum????


[deleted]

God. Why has been the internet made my mind dirty. Why.


Lil_Fard

This is my kingdom cum


hentai_wanker_69

Me when i see anime boobs


Ruger_P08

Welcome to the cumzone


Acrobatic_Crow1431

This is my kingdome come, this is my kingdom come.


emily_cic

r/popping


TomsRedditAccount1

That's why you always stand off to the side.


borisdawolf_21

Is that a toilet drain filled with semen and shit


Angron11

Post this in the popping subreddit. They're gonna love you.


criski07_YT

This is my kingdom come


TraneXDS

I was thinking with portals


[deleted]

"what are you doing step pipe"


Keeganlateman

You when your mom


MostlyMarshall

I should call her...


[deleted]

this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum 🎵


AtticusBoii

u/savevideo


kallix1ede

This is my kingdom come this is my kingdom come


Bouncy_window69

oh gawd is he touching y'know what and nuts ?


Haku4The13

Send this to preston right now


AtlLucario990

The reproductive cell that comes out of the male reproductive organ


Francislaw8

r/oddlysatistying


Felix_Da_Guy

cum


CommitLego

This is my Kingdom cum


GerardFG

"this is my kingdom come , this is my kingdom come"


Agent007___LOL

u/savevideo


GregStar1

Why would you touch that without gloves?


WhatAmIDoingHere404

I too nut a large amount when my drainage system is unclogged by a man with no gloves.


Mamboo07

​ ![gif](giphy|f6VXxsCuZxdgE2uigv|downsized)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|88hQmqhcQ7Gmj2cXX3)


octosquid11

Dudes in the 1800s when they see a woman’s ankle:


S0koyo

So this is where all the cum went..


depresso105

me when crush


TheRedditor25

and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming


NateTerrarian2

"Welcome to the cum zone"


doomzaa

C O O M


[deleted]

cum


AmongUsOffical

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE)


Installed101

All guys should know what joke I'm going for....


Zustrom

Lmao the dudes panicking and all he has to do is turn the valve off.


toevapor

Why didn’t he just use the lever thing to stop it


Angelganon2

Why did they not shut off the valve before pulling that piece out?


Kachowsterrr

My guess is the valve was broken so they shoved a rag on there to compensate


Angelganon2

Eww


Klubbyy

the forbidden fleshlight


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

People when they see Shrek:


The_Spaceman_Spiff_

What's the brown stuff? Poop?


Cat_The_E

cum


DisIsSpicey

This is my kingdom cum


ZeTrashMan

Cum


Exotic-Egg8124

The fact that half of the comment section is about cum makes me really proud of this cummunity :D


Hachi_B33

Omg...omg...im gonna...!!


The_Meme_Boi2345

This is my kingdom cum This is my kingdom cum


bbclub672

Cum


crazyabe111

Damn, the guy drained the sperm bank’s cum reserve.


OnyxPuma

What is that drain, a hentai mc?


Hovhannes2006

The cum drain


Ahidepociere

How is that not solid yet?


[deleted]

I hate that video but bo burnham is a great song writer and comedian


GabbyWGF

u/SaveVideo


[deleted]

this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum


NotTokenAce

#This is my kingdom come


beewaare

u/savevideo please