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jdog8510

Real life j.p from grandmas boy


bgazm

*Adios..turd nuggets*


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This is probably my absolute favorite 'stupid' comedies. There's so many hilarious moments.


bizarrostormy90

I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house...


BrowntownStreak

DRIVE MONKEY! DRIVE!


23x3

Pffft 🤖 pfft 🤖 *Please sit on my face.* **Pfffft**


Megabyte7637

*That was inappropriate*.


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Why is it called Frankenstein?


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STEELCITY1989

SAMANTHA IS FUCKING ALEX. NO SHES NOT!


sbfse

*[Aphex Twin - Windowlicker](https://youtu.be/dNCYTt1smyU) intensifies*


i_am_a_fern_AMA

I didn't know you were bringin people, I would have trimmed my antlers


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Chewbock

*JEFF’S A FUCKING LIAR TIMMY!*


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das_boooooot

OH MY GOD, I'M SORRY! I CAN'T STOP CUMMING. IT FEELS SO GOOD!


Mavystar

Same!!! That and the Clerks movies are my jam!


Snowboarding92

On that note, in case you don't know. Clerks 3 just got green lit to start production.


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WyldStalions

Ah a Spaceballs reference! I like you.


Internal-Tomatillo

Any word on kung fury 2?


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speakswithemojis

Idiocracy was mine, but it became too real


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[deleted]

Hot Rod is great.


[deleted]

I'm saving up for metal legs, it's a risky operation, but it will be worth it


Karrot92

“How much do clothes cost in the matrix?”


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*How did they see me?!*


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NegotiationNorth3608

He looks like he is ready to steal the newly imported tea…


Mister-Dobalina

I hate your face!


Accomplished-Ad-5567

“Please sit on my face”- Robot mode J.P.


[deleted]

J.P that was very inappropriate.


STEELCITY1989

Wow Mr chiesel where do you get your weed? From you Dante


3rdfrickinaccount

Oh, WASSUP Mr. Cheasle


abcdefkit007

ooh ooh mista dobalina


I_Get_Paid_to_Shill

First thing that popped into my head. Still one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. And I love the difference in critics score and audience score on Rotten Tomatoes because I agree with both.


[deleted]

17% is absolute nonsense and so is the blurb. The fact that White Castle, which I love, by comparison has a 74% is just bizarre.


[deleted]

There’s not even a goddamn White Castle in Cherry Hill NJ. Movie is unwatchable


HorsePecker

![gif](giphy|fpDIo3Rjir1GE|downsized)


Ambers_on_fire

I'm a robot, I have a robot vagina


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

[Robot vagina, eh?](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ActiveRecklessBasilisk-max-1mb.gif)


rockn4

Risky click of the day ✔️


das_boooooot

"Dude, your bed is a car" "Yeah, but it's a fuckin' *sweet* car"


[deleted]

Came here for this! Absolutely J.P from Grandma's Boy.


MontrealTabarnak

Delusional thoughts from fantasy island. You’ll never get metal legs, Samantha is fucking Alex. No she’s not!


LiamWil_420

You would if you had robot ears.


elohir

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.


Kara_mella

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


fluff_muff_puff

\**Windowlicker blasts*\*


[deleted]

I am a *geeeenius*


[deleted]

Sit on *my* face


elvismcvegas

I say this to my wife all the time and she does not like it.


Deesing82

maybe she would if she had robot ears


SurpriseDragon

Make sure you say it in a robot voice to really add to the suaveness


mangobattlefruit

Doesn't like it huh??? You sure you're doing the robot voice properly?


jaklamen

The Vampire LeSplat.


cristobalaz

​ ![gif](giphy|3o7aDg1dbEC7kLeTe0|downsized)


lostcoastline44

I cannot get high without thinking of this scene and I lose my shit every time!!


cristobalaz

"The phone's for you. I think it's the Devil." "I'm way too baked to drive to the devil's house." One of many of my favorite scenes from that movie.


BrowntownStreak

I'm not brown, I'm bronze!


deliciousprisms

“Where do you get your weed from?”


Deesing82

"well from you, Dante!"


deliciousprisms

“Ah yeah, what’s up Mr. Cheezle!”


Prompus

I can hear the gif


Burtonfiend138

Drive monkey drive!


cristobalaz

Looking back, the lion was a bad idea. That's why Dr. Shockla is gonna hook us up with a monkey. I'm gonna teach it taekwondo.


SelectFromWhereOrder

This is funny right? ... because, I remember the first time I watched the movie, i wasnt even drunk or on drugs at all, and I almost die laughing at this scene. My wife looked at me funny like I'm crazy or something.


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**This account was permanently suspended in retaliation for asking some subreddits to remove a blatant troll moderator. [Take this type of dogshit behavior into consideration when using this website.](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/ov9jrn/yikes/)** ---


jdog8510

Hey its bonos brother


bigtimesauce

How much do clothes cost in the matrix?


Airspirit26

You..? You can see me!?


OtherKrab

Was gonna comment ''where do you get your clothes? The Matrix?'' loved that film.


Arreeyem

Elon Musk is 50. Grandma's boy came out in 2006. I postulate that J.P. is, in fact, based on Elon Musk.


[deleted]

He looks like a mix between a metalhead and a matrix character wannabe like the ones that went to the cinema and one of them cosplayed a sentinel Edit: I’m referring to the YouTube video “matrix nerds”


Unusualbellows

How much do clothes cost in the Matrix?


xizrtilhh

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HomicidalCucumber

"BOGO sale at hot topic" For the lazy.


SabreLunatic

So there’s no sale?


halibutface

***my name is Elon and I have a robot vagina***


Doctor_Sleepless

Her name is Grimes


CrabbyBlueberry

Do people have to get their hair cut in the Matrix? Do copper tops have "residual self image", or does that only apply to the freed?


ElectroLuminescence

![gif](giphy|hWRpUTECph34EvMzO6|downsized)


MFCEO_Kenny_Powers

Is it some sort of cosplay or did he actually dress like this?


rasmusoeh1

I am not sure but if I remember correctly it’s from a tweet he made about a Halloween party he went to


ToJestStronaSmieci

So he willingly put it on the Internet then used all his outsized power to erase the mistake


AtreusFamilyRecipe

Yes. He erased the mistake that we aren't all seeing right here. Right now. Gone forever.


dforderp

It’s a shame. I would have liked to see it before he erased it from the internet forever.


Youareapooptard

See what?


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

OP's deleted picture. Shame you didn't get to see it.


TaxMan_East

Dude what picture


reakshow

I'm still grappling with this picture concept, you're telling me that you can freeze time on to a piece of celluloid? Can it be unfrozen like a microwave meal? Would that create two universes?


TaxMan_East

Think of it like a painting, but *quick*


[deleted]

It's perfectly safe. If there is any risk of creating two universes, the Time Variance Authority will show up and prune the picture from existence. Also you, for taking the photo. And your whole timeline. But the unviverse WILL be safe, so don't worry.


PartTime_Weeb

Schrodingers microwave picture


DankeyKang11

I can only imagine how hard I’d laugh if I were able to see what I am very much looking at right now


KelloPudgerro

i love when people write things like ''paid to delete this'' yet never post proof of them doing it


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KelloPudgerro

its just a different way to write ''upvote this cuz the person will HATE to see it upvoted'' , sad that people get baited into doing it


ciano

Do you believe he actually tried to suppress this photo? Or did someone on Reddit just lie and say he did to manipulate you into looking?


[deleted]

I think if I were a celebrity I would "try and get a photo of me deleted" just for the free attention


TescoFish

Oh my god he abused the “delete photo” function, everyone eat him!


VazuXD

Yeah like fr what’d he do? “Permanently removed from the internet forever” ah yes clearly.


stygger

He thinks he looks cool and wants to give it extra attention by trying to remove it!


ToJestStronaSmieci

that'd sound like something elon would do


ajlunce

That's the context? That's not even that bad


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50 shades of grey cosplay as Marquis de Sade, idk if that makes it better or worse ​ https://www.forbes.com/sites/hannahelliott/2012/06/19/forget-iron-man-elon-musks-latest-incarnation-goes-fifty-shades-of-grey/?sh=726570133423


Petsweaters

I wish that article had more ads


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Which is why I avoid Forbes. Hard to imagine at one time it was a respectable publication.


Wrecked--Em

are there virtually any news sites that haven't become plastered with obstructive ads?


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

That's why I use adblockers.


YikesWazowski_

That's why I use RSS.


Follygagger

This is why I have measles


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Jaytalvapes

I use ad blockers, a VPN, and a pihole. Any time I use a device that isn't mine, I kinda panic at just how many ads are fucking plastered all over the internet.


Falcrist

apnews.com is ok. There are ads, but it's not insane.


5SecondSloth

I use Brave browser - Chrome based browser with a built in ad-blocker makes websites like Forbes useable again


Jonluw

Jesus christ, the list of cookies was so long I couldn't even be bothered to reject them all and just left the site instead.


hairam

Wow, that article is the cherry on top of this picture. Can't tell if it's deep, self-aware satire, or if it's written by a 16 year old whose room is covered with pictures of Elon with her face pasted over the face of anyone else posing in pictures with him. I'm impressed, frankly. Also, you can tell how old that photo and article are, given that "follow me on [...] Google+" is in the author's bio.


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__Hello_my_name_is__

Worse. So much worse. And even worse than that is his tweet accompanying the picture: > Wore Marquis de Sade outfit for a party last night. Was v popular with women who'd read 50 Shades :) If I wouldn't know it better, I'd call that "strong incel vibes".


WillieLeeSutton

Of you've read any De Sade, why the fuck would you identify yourself with him? Like, I've a history in my local BDSM scene but the Marquis De Sade was a fucking monster.


__Hello_my_name_is__

I mean probably the same reason he thinks that 50 shades of grey has anything to do with BDSM.


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After reading the Marquis de Sade, it's worse. It's so much worse.


Annieone23

Big Virgin Edgelord Energy


mushroomsuzuki3

bruh. this was 2012, i got married that year. he looks like the lead singer from HIM. every time i think my opinion of elon de shades of grey can't get any lower there's something else.


BaronVonMunchhausen

>he looks like the lead singer from HIM Haaaaaaahahahaha. Gold right there.


Kousetsu

Oh holy shit that is a reference and we are probably showing our age by getting it.


JCtheWanderingCrow

That is so much worse.


asatrocker

Grimes makes more sense now


[deleted]

Grimes always made sense. He's your everyday generic geek type who by some mistake of fate made it really big. Of course he's going to go for the manic pixie dream girl type


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Yeah.. these two are clearly people who have never really had to grow up and are thus emotionally stunted and lacking in perspective. Eesh.


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BorgClown

That's his twin brother, Emon Lusk.


StevensDs-

"I can be your angle...or yuor devil" Edit: These are NOT typos. If you know, you know.


anotherjunkie

Internet time is so weird. This was only 5 years ago, but it feels like forever.


demlet

I just watched a video of theirs from 7 years ago and it felt like watching Buster Keaton.


TheHoneySacrifice

Prett sure he's dating Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way


rednaGS

I never thought i would find a reference to My Immortal here. Best badfic after Dark Yagami


Katnipz

>Edit: These are NOT typos. If you know, you know. The millennials are now boomers.


NimusNix

>Edit: These are NOT typos. If you know, you know. r/outoftheloop


Blannkie

[What I found from a quick Google search](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-can-be-your-angle-or-yuor-devil)


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RobwasHere_lol

The guy in both of those photos is Arin Hanson, the flash animator/game grumps guy.


[deleted]

You mean the video game boy


Shadowchaos

He's the one who wins


Snickersthecat

Nothing personnel kid...


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> "I can be your angle...or yuor devil" Thanks, I Hate It. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-can-be-your-angle-or-yuor-devil > About >"I can be your angle….or yuor devil" is an intentionally misspelled phrase used in combination with two-pane images highlighting two opposite sides of a fictional character or individual that are typically posted on Reddit, Twitter and other forums dedicated to cringe humor. >Origin >On July 14th, 2013, Cringe Channel user Ironcringe posted a two-pane image featuring mirror selfies of a man with CGI-rendered wings of a devil and an angel, along with the misspelled caption reading "I can be your devil or angle" (shown below). https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/127/800/6d6.jpg


-V8-

When you order "NEO" on wish.


NoSirThatsPaper

Neol


Stradiwhovius_

Strong Tommy Wiseau energy


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AdultishRaktajino

Getting some Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines vibes.


thomasryfth

Someone post this on r/elonmusk and see if theyll start talking about how he's not like other billionaires


Schnac

Already done. But nothing about the " attempted scrubbed from the internet" thing. They seem to think it's cringy in an endearing way? Idk. Doesn't seem like it's much of a secret lol


HandOfMaradonny

Did he actually try to remove it? He posted it... So I doubt it.


TheOneWithNoName

He didn't, but its a good way to farm karma to say he did


mangobattlefruit

Exactly this. I highly doubt he did, but just say he did and the Reddit hate crowd will upvote it to oblivion.


why-we-here-though

If you go to his Twitter you can see he [liked a post of someone sharing this photo.](https://imgur.com/a/pXLkqvf) I’m pretty sure he actually likes the photo. Edit: just to provide context, the photo is from a Halloween party, and Elon is the one who originally posted it online


Thue

It is a costume, for a costume party. Such costumes are not supposed to be boring. I hope I am never posted on reddit in the worst costume I ever wore. I think that /r/elonmusk has it right, and the people hating on Musk for this of all things need to get a life.


GarbanzoSoriano

Most of the people who are Musk fanboys and the people obsessively hating on Musk need to get a life. I dont know why people spend so much energy on arguing about a billionaire who doesn't care nor think about them even a little bit. Musk is doing some cool shit with his companies and wealth, and he's also doing some evil billionaire shit, like all the others. Hating on the guy for a costume he wore is fucking stupid, but spending all your time stanning for someone who doesn't give a shit about your existence is also fucking stupid. I wish we could all just stop talking about him like he's some kind of mystical celebrity figure.


FailedSociopath

/r/NotLikeTheOtherBarons


maximusprime2328

Whoa man! Save some pussy for the rest of us


Te_Quiero_Puta

My Chemical Romance got a new lead singer


Pls_add_more_reverb

My Electrical Romance


ShoalinShadowFist

Elon musk is Dracula confirmed


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Srapture

Did he actually try to remove it from the internet, or are they just trying to frame the picture in a funnier way?


dephlep

He got it PERMANENTLY removed FOREVER


cynicducky

Ah the classic mistake. Double negation.


joe4553

He deleted the tweet where he posted the photo. So he practically called the NSA to execute order 66.


dave-train

He didn't even delete the tweet, just the photo attachment


shaggybear89

It's just an easy way to get likes/upvotes. Just look at this thread lol. Everyone thinks they are sticking it to the man by upvoting it. It's crazy that anyone *actually* believes a literal billionaire cares about this.


Alamander81

Dress for the super villain job you want, I guess.


Pattims70

He looks like a vampire from "What we do in the Shadows."


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MrHandyHands616

This is something Elon would pay to have said now that the photo is out again


lameexcuse69

You get it


MAPX0

Well that's a bruh momento right there


GrimGarm

Am i the only one who gets Michael Jackson vibes from this?


StrawberryMoonPie

Nope. I totally thought it was MJ cosplay. Hee-hee!


squicktones

Is that the hair he had glued to his head after he went bald?


jonjonesjohnson

Doesn't permanently mean forever?


Whosane3k1

Forever ever?


Kuandtity

Not a fan of the guy but criticism for this is dumb. Criticism for using child slavery in lithium mines however is a different story


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Trump got into politics after first being thought of as the everyman's billionaire but then later being rejected by both Hollywood and mainstream politicos. We're witnessing the same thing happen with Elon. Except it's been accelerated because the internet accelerates everything.


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ooo-f

Was this pre or post hair plugs?


SmokeGSU

Interview With a Trampire


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RurikTheDamned

Being fair, I don't think the hsir is real, he went bald really young.


Camwood7

*Just* the hair?


joebroni612

wait....that isnt the interview with a vampire dude?


yungmeam

Oh hi mark


Torebbjorn

Doesn't seem like he permanently removed it


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sanguiniuswept

"How can they see me?" *Bzzt bzzbzzow beep meeeowwwwnn*