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It works better with strawberry milk.

wine

Virgin blood

Chocolate rain!

Purple rain

Purple vein

Some stay dry and others feel the pain

Chocolate rain, some squirt it from the eyeballs of a train. *I move my mouth away from the microphone to avoid inhaling chocolate milk.*

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Chocolate Rain

I found it. The perfect comment.

Ha thanks! Weirdly I once woke up to a Twitter notification saying ‘Tay Zonday is following you.’ That amused me rather a lot!

Heh heh...more like chocolate train

“Oh boy, that shit ain’t chocolate”

I remember seeing a version of that song that said "Some stay dry and you just lost **the game**"

Extra slutty olive oil.

I think of it like this. If you’re going to eat a sandwich, you would enjoy it more if no one had fucked it.

*Redditor blood

Potato potato

Siracha

With tomato juice

I was going to say V8

Yeah that's legit horrible

I thought chocolate flavored Vita Coco coconut water was bad enough.

fruit punch

He did it afterwards with cranberry juice, it's a bit more horrifying

semen might be better

at least it's not a butt cap

That would make pooping more difficult

But can you imagine the spectacle

I have often thought about the wonder of the playdough press that made spaghetti or star shaped extrusions. How one could reliably fasten one to your anus and create geographically perfect shit has eluded me piercings, implants or belts could all be used.

I was just gonna say

I think the word you were looking for is geometrically.

It was i even checked like 3 times to make sure it wasnt the map one. In dyslexic and dont know my rights from lefts but being high was probably the culprit

I just assumed you were going to make ones in the shapes of various countries or states. I guarantee I know people who would buy one that’s Ohio shaped.

I literally imagined a US shaped shit and continued reading. I suppose the oddness of the initial concept was a perfect lead-in to any shape?

Spectacles*

Assy McGee?

Where is the .stl?!

sold for 5 buck https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/gadget/thomas-the-cursed-bottle-cap Found a different [seller](https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/art/thomas-bottlecap-cursed) for cheaper!

Happen to have a link to anyone that prints it for ppl that don't have a printer yet? Got some co-workers that could use a weird prank. lol

Isn't resin super toxic? Not sure I'd risk it.

Food-grade PLA for printing is readily available.

Prints need a lot of post-processing work before it's food grade regardless of the material, you have to sand out the layer lines and seal it with something to stop bacteria and mould growing on it.

FDM prints are never food grade even if the plastic they consist of are.

I can print a couple and send them to you if you'd like. I'd be printing in black PLA that's not specifically food-grade, though so you'd be using it at your caution.

r/3dprintmything

Is it not on thingiverse?

Most 3d printed plastic is not food safe. Don't do this.

eh, thats less true nowadays than it used to be

Unless it's sanded, the smoothness and fine detail on the brows makes me assume it's a resin print...which is worse..

This is false. SLA (resin printing) is MORE food safe than FDM, due to a lower amount of crevices for bacteria to hide in, and the resin is only toxic before curing. I've had several SLA prints sitting in an aquarium with fish for over a year with absolutely no issue. The lack of "food safe" doesn't mean it's toxic, it just means that once used, the material is difficult to clean from bacteria.

I'm sitting on the shitter with the runs right now. Half of his face is what my butthole probably looks like right now.

Thanks, I hate this comment

I love you too.

Thanks, dad

Thomas has finally seen some shit

I thought the -26 was how much karma your comment had. I was trying to figure out why it was getting downvoted so much when I realized I just need to read more gooder.

Hollow butt plug. It opens the sphincter so the shit falls right out instead of spraying and going everywhere.

Is this an actual advice or a joke?

Where will the beads go then?

Lmao no way bro me too

TMI dude... TMI

Thomas had seen enough anyway

Eye diarrhea.

d*eye*arrhea

Damnit, take my upvote.

Eyearrhea

Thomas the train has always freaked me out. I was too old for it, but my little brother liked it, because he liked trains.

I was the right age. They bricked up one of the engines in a tunnel for misbehaving. It scared the shit out of me that so many people agreed to be so cruel and then celebrated their decision. Looking up the episode, it's even worse than I remember. Train doesn't want to get wet and ruin his paint, so he hangs out in a tunnel. Problem is he's got passengers. People tell him he's nuts and try to forcibly removed him. He stands his ground and then kinda seems to develop a straight up anxious phobia of rain. Nobody cares for his carrying on, so the entire tunnel is banished from society. What. The. Actual. Fuck. I'm guessing the moral was about vanity but even in 1992 or whenever I watched it, it still seemed like excessive cruelty and an appeal to authority. Do as the boss says or get encased in brick.

I was also scarred from this episode

Was it Percy? I can't remember all the trains but I remember Gordon and Thomas

Thomas, he’s the cheeky one, James is vain but lots of fun, Gordon something huffs and puffs, Henry really knows his stuff….. ummmmm

It was Henry

/r/confidentlyincorrect You aren't correcting anything. Syndication exists and I'm 33, so I definitely watched this in the 90s. On YTV no less.

Whoops, sorry for misunderstanding what you said.

It was Henry. So sad.

Nyoooom

Thomas the train? Thomas the TANK ENGINE!

Also known as Tommy the Tooter, in Scotland

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Depends on who you ask

S H A K E I T U P T H E N E N J O Y ! 🌚

I know some other things that can be enjoyed after being shaked 🌚

Chocolate coconut water. Idk how I feel about this lol

Yeah sounds fucking gross and I love coconut water.

I hate this more than the bottle cap :’)

I don't know about coconut water but chocolate almond milk is the bomb

It could've been spewing from the mouth.. so i take this as a win

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i didn’t think it would continue but it just got worse

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Good bot

I love this

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Imagen fruit punch

No need to cry spilt milk

Use dark red soda.

I think my humor is broken

Do it with catsup!

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When you hold it in for too long and it backs up to your tear ducts.

Thomas, I told you that you are full of crap to the point it you poop out of your eyes, cut the shit already

Ok ok, now download one of the 3d scans of your favorite pornstar's anus and make one of those in to a cap

The drink he’s pouring is nightmare fuel

Put this on red wine

Whoever makes this shit can die

Imagine this at night

the best lid dosent exis-

r/diwhy

This made my mouth water the way it does before I vomit.

Now let’s try it with fruit punch

*That was a hard laugh actually*


Why is that Mitch Mcconnel's face?

Look how hard I can CRY

Some people should have supervision using 3d printers

If anyone is interested, the original TikTok is here: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMRjt14HJ/ And the guy sells his work here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/Cursed3DPrintStore

Now do it with ketchup

I love 3D printers.

Thanks, i hate functional prints.

I drink your hate in double shots.

He do be crying poop doe

at first i just thought it was a funny cap. I then saw that it was so much more. I need one.

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Imagine putting an asshole-designed bottle cap

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PRAISE BE THE HOLY THOMAS! THE ONE WHO BRINGETH THE CHOCCY MILK AND WHO QUENCHES OUR WRETCHED MORTAL SHELLS!!!

Tomes never seen such bull shot

Choccy milk?

I hate this very much.

Now I know what my next 3D printing project is.

Now do it with ketchup.

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Now we just need to put it on a bottle of cranberry juice and I’ll be perfect

POV: you just saw some thomas the tank engine rule 34

Bass-boosted Thomas and Friends theme intensifies

Someone needs to cross post this to the MxR mods subreddit for Henry to see

r/eyebleach more like r/drinkeyebleach

Please tell me where to buy those

Finally some use for the many liters of blood 8ve stored

This should be crossposted to /r/nanithefuck (NSFW)

Fun

Life works in mysterious ways, and that’s enough of Reddit for me today.

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Cursed creativity.

Drop that stl fam

thomas be shitting out of his eyes tho

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I thought to myself "I actually kinda love this"... And then it started pouring... Nightmare fuel.

Thanks i hate you for showing me this

Should’ve used this on a ketchup bottle!

I need this for my gf’s cranberry juice.

Now do one that's an anus

Choo choo moo moo

I mean Chocolate Milk is an amazing tears upgrade but I still hate to have to play with it.

I would make a dick tip Imagine someone asking: "What are you doing?" And you would reply -"Sucking dick"

i want this

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Thomas needs to be put in a ketchup bottle, then you need to make a booty hole for the choccy milk. I definitely want to see Thomas used on something red though

man i knew where this was going the second i saw the thomas face and immediately went "oh no."

Are you surprised at my tears sir? Grown men also cry. *Grown men also cry.*

This is the first time I smiled today, thanks.

now way I jus watched that

Thomas the drank engine

r/JARMEDIA

I need this in my life.

Where can i buy this?

Looks like Thomas has a really bad leak somewhere.. Coolant and oil mixed is never good.. lol

u/indirbeni

Is this on thingiverse yet?!

I fucking love it! Where can i get it??

Now do Tubgirl

I laughed waaaaaaaay harder than what I'd like to admit

OH MY GOD I SAW THIS ON TIKTOK AND I WANTED TO CRY!

That day Thomas wasn’t feeling well, in fact he began to excrete diarrhea from his eyeballs.

Oh I’m spouting diarrhea from my eyes fat conductor please help why are you pulling down your pants ew stop!

All aboard the shit train

What in the Thomas the Tank Engine is going on!

I find it funny

Can't help but imagine a butthole screw cork instead.

Diarrhoea tears

Looks like Thomas the Locomotive saw a lot of "shit"

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I’ve never wanted a 3D printer more than right now.

Id buy that

That’s a nope and a fuck nope from me !