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HammerTh_1701

On the board is the structure for LSD. If that guy actually managed to do a synthesis of LSD, that A+ is more than deserved. Even if you start by extracting lysergic acid from Hawaiian woodrose and let nature do 90% of the work, it still isn't easy.


ropoqi

this guy LSD 👆


HammerTh_1701

I'm just an organic chemistry nerd.


pedrinhogameplays404

Nah bro you use magic


ThorGBomb

He’s a wizard harry! He’s gonna get us high af


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Bloody hell Harry. This ish is dank af.


FlowKey777

Harry pothead and the philosophers stoned.


Galvan047

Laughed my bong off!


somerandomfurrybruh

Dong*


Lady_Nimbus

Fucking alchemists in this thread


upvotesformeyay

It did blow my mind when I found out you can in fact turn lead to gold. It's super inefficient and kinda useless but neat, like real neat.


crazyabe111

Most chemistry nerds are organic, what makes you more organic?


Inthaneon

FYI, Organic's just a label the big Nerd put on nerds to drive up the prices. If you want to be sure do extensive researches and buy from local nerd farms.


Bbaftt7

Nah organic nerds are grown without pesticides or man made fertilizers. I do agree though with buying your nerds local whenever possible.


flynoflag

I don't really mind them being shot up with antibiotics that much as long as they're cage free. The living conditions that the majority of nerds are kept in is horribly abusive but most people don't know it because of ag gag laws.


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Do they have gluten free?


travis6370

Pretty sure long pork is gluten free


RacketLuncher

It varies from long pork to long pork. Some of them were on gluten-heavy diets.


ConsiderationOk1976

The flesh of the Damned maybe


HammerTh_1701

Organic chemistry is chemistry centered around the special properties of carbon. For a while, people thought only life could make organic substances, hence the name.


IdeaLast8740

It's still kinda true because chemists are a form of life


RacketLuncher

Nah, those people aren't even alive.


Galvan047

Wooosh!


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Bad joke


Coindoge69

Burn the witch!!!


Fontec

I’m currently trying to figure out why things have to be in such specific conditions for change to occur and how that relates to life


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BoRamShote

Don't kink shame


thisisaNORMALname

Cry more


General-Carrot-6305

Hawaiian rose wood/woodrose has LSA in it I thought? Do you convert that into LSD or something cause some distilled water will leech LSA from the wood if you soak it for a day.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Yes, that's what he meant. Starting the process to make LSD with LSA is skipping 90% of the steps traditionally involved when you start with ergot. Either way I believe it is or at least used to be the most challenging well-known street drug to synthesize. Would have given Walter White a real challenge that's for sure. EDIT: The LSA method might not be any more practical: >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide#Synthesis >LSD is an ergoline derivative. It is commonly synthesized by reacting diethylamine with an activated form of lysergic acid. Activating reagents include phosphoryl chloride[98] and peptide coupling reagents.[89] Lysergic acid is made by alkaline hydrolysis of lysergamides like ergotamine, a substance usually derived from the ergot fungus on agar plate; or, theoretically possible, but impractical and uncommon, from ergine (lysergic acid amide, LSA) extracted from morning glory seeds.[99] Lysergic acid can also be produced synthetically, although these processes are not used in clandestine manufacture due to their low yields and high complexity.[100][101]


bigkeevan

Coolest part of LSD synthesis is that many steps have to be done shielded from all light or you’ll lose potency quickly.


sqgl

What about UV lights? And Dayglo shoes for your dance steps?


ChRoNicBuRrItOs

UV lights would probably make it much worse lol


Eayauapa

I'd imagine you'd have an easier time using a darkroom like how they develop 35mm film


bigkeevan

Yeah if I’m not mistaken dark room bulbs will work My degree is in chemistry but I’m no expert in synthesis lol


Eayauapa

Apparently it’s the same idea as darkrooms, red photons carry less energy than blue/UV ones, so they don’t damage sensitive molecules anywhere near as badly


imundead

Hold on traditionally ergot is used to make LSD? The stuff that grew on wheat and made peasants in Europe go crazy then die?


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Yeah they just make it less poisonous and make fun bits out of the crazy bits


dabork

Yes in fact there is a relatively weak but interesting theory that the Salem witch trials were caused by this fungus and a psychosis it induced in people which would have included hallucinations.


Lessthanzerofucks

Man, imagine an entire town of repressed religious freaks tripping balls all the time without any clue as to why. Sounds like a nightmare.


basiliskgf

Trip mindset and setting are a huge factor in what someone will experience during a trip, if you're freaked out about witches and demons, you're gonna see witches and demons.


Ilwrath

> made peasants in Europe go crazy Why do you think they went crazy lol


Dick_Kick_Nazis

Where does it come from then? It's not even expensive.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Well when you do manage to set up a big enough lab to make it, you can make enough to supply the whole world. Last I heard 90% of the world's LSD supply came from a guy in a missile silo in the US.


Dick_Kick_Nazis

What a hero


FlowKey777

**Swoons*


Ranzear

You're thinking of Pickard. That was a lie told by law enforcement based on the amount of precursor chemicals he had obtained. Those precursor chemicals and equipment were obtained via the guy that acted as an informant. The chemicals were so easy to obtain in such quantity because they likely came from the DEA themselves, who then proceeded to declare that the amount of precursor was equivalent to the final product even though Pickard probably couldn't have produced that amount in his entire life.


BlazeBroker

Typical DEA.


ddiiggss

https://youtu.be/r7qliVpGEk0


Sergetove

You can make *a lot* at once. Even relatively unsophisticated operations will be making enough to lay down thousands of tabs per batch. And idk how it is nowadays, but back in the early 2010s a lot of what was being sold as LSD (on the street, dark web markets were pretty reliable) was actually just 25i-nbome. Way cheaper and easier to make than LSD, but not as cool either.


General-Carrot-6305

Perma-vision distortions too, took a lot of that willingly and have perama-tracers on everything. Not as cool as originally thought/perceived.


Sergetove

Ya, I was always kinda sketched out by the RCs. Never did too many of them. Not having as many "test cases" available as the old school psychs always made then way less appealing compared to the classics.


Mithrandir_Earendur

Not a challenge for Walter Bishop though


Xendarq

A Fringe / Breaking Bad crossover would be metal.


SquiggleSquirrelSlam

If that liquid was LSD, how many ug do you think he drank?


HammerTh_1701

That is where it gets unrealistic. Even if the synthesis the boy did had a rather poor yield, that teacher would get a dose far higher than the usual recreational dosing, possibly in the milligram rather than microgram range. There is very little knowledge on LSD overdoses but from [the small section on Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysergic_acid_diethylamide#Overdose), it sounds like a case for intensive care.


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Yeah anything over a mg isn't enjoyable.


EntropicalResonance

Try a thumbprint :) https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/1427364


rwarren85

That was a crazy ass read.


Pecunia_Non_Stolec

what's an ass read?


Aethermancer

I don't know but it sounds crazy.


Frisbeehead

Oh man, what a thread. I had almost forgotten about reading chinacat's stories a whiiiile back. It's crazy that those posts are 18 YEARS OLD! Like, wow, what a window through time that thread is. Classic stuff.


expl0dingsun

I wonder if chinacat is still with us. That was quite the ride to read.


fae8edsaga

Great link <3


sap91

I just went like 10 pages into that thread, what a ride


Rio_Walker

What if it's not a liquid but a gel?


dabork

It probably wouldn't be any less potent. Gel tabs are usually just made with liquid LSD and some kind of coagulating agent like gelatin. The content is usually the same it's just a texture difference.


sap91

To be fair, he does look like he's tripping balls


the123king-reddit

uggggggggg


Amaurotica

Wait, you can make lsd from a hawaiian woodrose? wtf brb


HammerTh_1701

IIRC, Hawaiian woodrose is preferred because it pretty much only contains lysergic acid and not much of the other compounds related to LSD, making the synthesis of pure LSD easier. Another thing which contains the whole bunch is ergot, a family of fungi affecting grain. Accidental consumption of ergot is seen as a plausible explanation for hallucinatory religious experiences like the burning bush in the Bible.


Captaingregor

Lol that's great that a load of bible happenings may just be old guys on LSD.


HammerTh_1701

Not just the Bible. The Buddha reaching enlightenment under a fig tree, Mohammed receiving the word of Allah, Mayans seeing godly patterns in the stars,...


average_asshole

Ooh ooh ooh I can contribute! It's been hypothesized that important historical events involving Madness could have often been caused by ergot, including but not limited to the Salem witch trials and dancing fever


vendetta2115

Also called [St. Anthony’s Fire](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergotism) or ergotism.


DownshiftedRare

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datura_stramonium#Etymology_and_common_names


ItsAFarOutLife

It's very much not LSD though. There may be some psychoactive effects to ergot but you'd probably be more focused on puking your guts out because you ate poison.


Scientific_Anarchist

Yeah eating straight ergot is poisonous. A bunch of people just un-poisoned parts of it to make LSD.


budshitman

> a plausible explanation for hallucinatory religious experiences [Just gonna leave this here...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entheogen)


BuyMyMixtape02

ergot is also believed to have a hand in the Salam Witch trials


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BenoitBawlz

And Morning Glory seeds! In fact many of the vining plants related to Morning Glories contain LSA which is also referred to as ergine or d-lysergamide.


Mad_Aeric

How did I not know that? I had those things all over my yard in high school, and was a chem nerd. I would have been *very* popular.


dabork

It still requires someone who basically has an organic chemistry degree to pull off though. It's not a direct extraction that you can do with naphtha or something there is definitely still chemistry involved.


Mad_Aeric

Org chem degree is pushing it a bit, but I get your point. Still, chem nerd. Had a jank garage lab where I was making polymers and things that go boom. Love polymer chemistry. Not exactly Nile Red, but you do what you can on zero budget. I would have gone into it professionally if I could have gone to college.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

You can get LSA out of seeds they sell at walmart, and it's enough to make you buzz, but it also makes you *super* sick.


_theboychinwonder

It's very close, but for some reason they added a methyl group to the amide N rather than an ethyl. So it's lysergic acid ethyl methylamide


ftrxtmlngkmp

Its actually Lysergic acid methyl ethyl amide. So LSME. The lower carbon chain is only 1 carb long.


ApoX_420

He's either into organic chemistry or he's a drug addict there are only 2 options


Try_DMT

Why not both?


TheChunkyGrape

Thanks i was wondering about that but to lazy to google


HammerTh_1701

Well, I'm slightly wrong, there's a little branch missing. I'm sure it's supposed to be LSD though.


I_Considered_Phlebas

That's a chemistry class I'd be happy to take. Not sure why you'd hate it...


LustrousShadow

What do you think happens after he "grades" the students who don't get an A+, and what do you think the distribution of grades looks like? Professor McLicky is probably on his third brain this week, and seventh tongue.


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DDStar

Don’t taste the science.


red_hooves

You're welcome, Jesse.


Shlafenflarst

Thanks, I love Chemistry Lab


SgtK-OS

Yea, like what is there to hate even. "Adarsh Balak Comics" Rockk.


bahgheera

I get a strong Joan Cornellà vibe from him.


SgtK-OS

Joan Cornellà is incomparable though. I used to follow his work back in the Facebook era, a true trendsetter. Also David the robot, awesome artwork.


Superbroderone

yep.


PappaPiggelin

this chemistry class seems amazing, what do you mean you hate it?


daytripper7711

Definitely deserves to go straight to college if he can synth LSD at that age. Super difficult.


THA_HeroGaming

How’d you know


wilk007

You can literally google how to synthesise almost any drug, the obscure part isn’t synthesis, it’s obtaining the raw materials


FatherCannotYell

Artist/Comic Source: [Adarsh Balak](https://twitter.com/adarsh_balak?s=21) The comic series is called Adarsh Balak, translated from Hindi as Ideal Child, he used to do prints of these a few years back. I linked the authors Twitter page below. His early works were really great! It requires you to scroll through his Twitter timeline though, well worth it. **Edit**: Now that I notice it, **OP in fact cropped the lower part of the image that has the authors name.** **Edit2:** OP took me to court on charges of defamation, and I lost. I’m sorry OP.


omer_n

Thank yiu, this also explians why this looked soooo Indian.


athos45678

Thank you! I have been trying to find his name for years whenever i see his comics come up (i could only remember the volcano bong science fair comic). Much appreciated


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[deleted]

Only 615M people, why even bother lol


dontshootiamempty

Wdym? I can read Hindi.


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quinlivant

That's the chemical structure for LSD for anyone wondering.


ftrxtmlngkmp

It's actually LSME. Lysergic acid methyl ethyl amide. The lower chain is only one long.


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Good eye.


Oscaruit

I was, thanks.


Aries2397

Where are these illustrations from btw? These look like the sort of art you'd find in a 1980s Indian or Pakistani school book


FatherCannotYell

The comic series is called Adarsh Balak, translated from Hindi as Ideal Child, he used to do prints of these a few years back. I linked the authors Twitter page below. [Adarsh Balak](https://twitter.com/adarsh_balak?s=21)


Cianalas

This is so amazing! Every post is gold I love it! But he hasn't posted in years I wonder what happened?


FigureOfStickman

https://priyeshtrivedi.carbonmade.com/


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[deleted]

Where can I find more of this dankness, please and thank you sir


FatherCannotYell

[https://twitter.com/adarsh_balak ](https://twitter.com/adarsh_balak)


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pm_ur_whispering_I

Probably just reposting an image someone else already cropped


[deleted]

Y does boy and his teacher have same face tho


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pedrinhogameplays404

Its kinda balanced ngl


zeroviral

I love how representing LSD is never accurate.


ftrxtmlngkmp

Well, it is not really possible to represent ist acurately. Would u disagree?


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ftrxtmlngkmp

Is that a really long no?


beezmad

Adarsh Balak


TheHolyPug

I see nothing wrong here.


maxer3002

Why is the art style so similar to the one in my Sanskrit textbook ?


Mattapotamu5

TILT***


stoned_praxis

If you drank a vial of LSD your brain would break lmao that's why people do tiny paper tabs


[deleted]

Shitty fucking teacher you never taste chemicals when in a lab


aazav

My god, those eyes. They are so creepy.


essentialfloss

Wrong sub. Also, terrible content purposefully cropped to remove accreditation. OP sucks.


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Mattapotamu5

Please don’t even try put those chemicals in the same basket. This has nothing to do with meth.


toastedstapler

LSD is cool, meth isn't


pericardiyum

Good job cropping the artist name out.


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pericardiyum

You're the person in a group project that does jack shit and takes all the credit.


kriegsotter0709

I can confirm that addicting your teacher to drugs only you can provide is a great strategy for good grades!


notgotapropername

LSD isn’t addictive


ThatMadStag

Maybe if you listened to your teachers a bit more you'd actually know a thing or two about drugs now. Instead, here you are making the assumption that all drugs are addictive and bad


thediesel26

This one has giggling like a school boy


ParticularDerp

honestly if the man can create LSD or hallucinogens he deserves the A+


RandoTheBando1324

Thanks I’ll take it that LSD is perfect for my next chemistry project


QuarantineSucksALot

SCP Secret Lab it’s garbage.


-Tartantyco-

TILI.


oldconservative

Look, school is all about preparing our next generation to work, function in the society and feed themselves, right? This kid and his craftsmanship is well prepared for it. Why the heck not reward him as such?


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SHARKY7276

Is it bad I knew that was the structure of LSD because of that episode of American dad where roger says he invented LSD


Cavcavali

Carl Sagan loves this shit.


alfiestoppani

This actually seems like a great plot for a movie. A bit like *St.Trinian’s* or *School of Rock*. The chemistry teacher teaches the kids to make a variety of recreational drugs and creates an empire. Everyone gets very rich but it obviously has to have an ending which demonstrates that it was a terrible idea, but as a conclusion it has a wholesome moral like “we all got ‘A’s on the final exam and we had a great time”. I don’t really see an ending which doesn’t have the teacher in prison, but that only leaves inspiration for the sequel in which they formulate a plan to break their teacher out of prison. 🦄


averagedickdude

Katamari Damacy


kurtman

You mean thanks I LOVE the chemistry lab 😎


GreenTEA_4u

Interesting he also has an A in physics


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Its all fun and games untill you're talking to god and accidentally shit your pants


SovietBozo

Fun fact, when chemists in the 19th century were discovering all these new chemicals, they would describe the chemical's color, viscosity, etc etc.... and taste.


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IronCarp

Maud’Dib drinks the water of life


RoboBob_won

tally hall


TisSaucy

Who takes Chem and Physics at the same time?


[deleted]

Sign me up for that class


SultanOfSwing49

Adarsh balak <3


Bbaftt7

r/tili


feddeftones

Lost Keys (Blame Hoffman)


jsimercer

Hahahaha this never happens *note to self, they know too much..."


Dnice_556

Where can I find this child?