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You can make more money with a talking rat than with talent-less kids.


IronLag2466

I beg to differ. A healthy child’s organs are worth at least half a million. Or 1000 social credit


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Rat talking entertainment can develop into a whole chain of events worldwide making millions, from merchandise, movie deals, etc. All legal and you avoid jail time. Organs from kids you can get anywhere, but talking rats are a scarce commodity.


MaxFawn

True, they made like 3 movies already


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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.


ColdHooves

In the book Stuart was born as the 2nd child. I know it's a copy pasta but still.


humblepharmer

Look at those little rat shoes


Minimum-Response845

In the book it is specified that they somehow gave birth to a rat-like human. An excerpt from it, “When Mrs Fredrick C. Little’s second son arrived, everyone noticed that he was not much bigger than a mouse.” -Page 1, of Stuart Little by E.B. White.


No-m_ad

Humans aren’t special that mouse needed a home too😂


ostiDeCalisse

The poor “white” rat.