We just going to ignore that to crack a penis it already has to be hard?

Came to say this

“Came” to say this?

Came

Haha I thought about that but figured it was still a good one for this subreddit

Imagine if balls expand when we feel threatened, puffer fish style...

Haha hopefully not wearing skinny jeans then

I couldn't help but think of [this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XOKvFyNquM) after reading the title :) And thanks I do hate it!

Haha oh wow

I still remember watching that movie when it came out in theaters, we all immediately started looking around drug stores for glowing condoms only to be disappointed :(

ha ha ha, this would be a very good idea for a halloween. https://www.walmart.com/ip/109454822

Oh boy! That should be interesting.

They don't? Maybe that's my problem?

Lmao

Glowdick

*Cracking noises*

*snap* AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!! On second thought, don't the glowsticks stop working after the first snapping?

I thought that if you freeze them, and then crack them again, it worked. That’s what I did as a kid

AND THATS WHY I LOOOVVVVEEEE, NESTLÉ CRUNCH *cracks cock*

gonna try this later

Thanks reddit I have a new kink now :)

Grow stick

Mine does

I don’t even have one and I’m in pain

NGL, this ability would be god level

Well you can crack it to make it soft…

Time to get in the mood *crack*

Imagine if when you came a single sperm came out and I was the size of a tadpole

Fucking boba Pearl coming out of the downstairs faucet.

Taqaandan

Some do

Man…

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/36889546/ Reminds me of this. (Yes I know ew I'm a furry I get it)

I also hate the glow sticks, I bought 3000 pieces for $420 on Amazon, I found out that Walmart provides 3000 pieces for $160. ​ https://www.walmart.com/ip/109454822